Noted pussyconomist Roosh Valizadeh offers these sobering thoughts on the rising costs — and decreasing quality — of vagina:
The quality of women—both their appearance and their attitude—is sliding to the bottom while the work we have to expend to meet these more inferior females is increasing. This phenomenon of pussy inflation is starting to force men out of the market, for what “average” man can find the time, ability, and motivation to seduce a merely cute woman who may only want to fuck him a couple times before becoming distracted by the next shiny object that gets placed in her path? If this inflations proceeds, the only men who will get laid consistently are ones who approach it like a job, blocking out a minimum of two hours a day to the task.
If anything Roosh is underestimating the dangers here. During Germany’s hyperpussyflation in the early 1920s, men had to devote as many as 3700 hours a day in order to score with merely cute women. Indeed, it is rumored that some of these men were forced to wipe their own asses in order to make themselves more appealing to women.
The reality we face right now is this: the quality of men around the world is increasing to compete with a decreasing quality of women. This is great if you’re a woman, because without lifting a finger you can get better than a couple years before. If you’re a man and didn’t step up your game recently, however, you will get lower results. If you don’t stay on top of the latest game scientific data or dating app, you will be out-competed. Or you’ll just get nothing. Inflation often helps those who have debt, but if you have no debt, if you lived life prudently and with virtue, inflation destroys your purchasing power. As much as men improve themselves, women are appreciating in relative value as they make all the wrong decisions with their lives. This is the world we live in.
To be honest, Roosh, I don’t think you and I live in the same world.
I find the entire discussion fascinating. I only recently realized that I have a slight bias in favor of heart shaped faces. Mostly I am mystified by the idea that any one person is more attractive than another. The creepy eye stare from Brand creeps me out too. SEK puts a story about him on Raw Story almost every week and I have no idea why anyone cares what he thinks about anything.
If you have advice on how David should run his blog you should prolly take that up with David. Click his head in the sidebar to communicate directly with him.
Also, for the sake of brain bleach:
http://www.mycarforum.com/uploads/monthly_11_2011/post-1109-1321596866.jpg
but… but…. Only broccoli? No cabbage for cole slaw? And no roasted cauliflower? No kale and white bean soup?
Seriously, though, before you write it off completely, you should consider trying kale with warm bacon dressing, as it’s the only dark green leafy veg that can stand up to the awesomeness that is bacon dressing without wilting and getting mushy and so it is the perfect
seemingly innocent and healthy carrier for baconaccompaniment to a good bacon vinaigrette!Yeah, I can’t fathom why what Brand thinks about stuff is worthy of mention either.
I find it goes both ways with attractiveness (and it’s only aesthetics, this isn’t stuff I’d act on if the chance arose) – I might find someone becomes appealing because I like their personality, whether they’re conventionally attractive or not, or I might just be attracted to their looks.
With Mr K, I saw his picture in a book and could not stop turning back to that page. Wasn’t even a very good picture of him!
Speaking purely for myself and not for anyone else, I wouldn’t say that anything you said was offensive in itself, but that the tone you seem to be taking here is coming across as very high and mighty, and more than a little self-righteous, though I take you at your word that it was not your intention to be so.
Maybe realize that sometimes things don’t come across quite the way you intended them and back off a bit?
Gillyrosebee: Especially no cauliflower.
I am highly suspicious of cauliflower, ever since my mother tried to feed me a cauliflower/butter paste and claimed it was mashed potatoes. It was not mashed potatoes.
…although, I might have to try your “seemingly innocent and healthy carrier for bacon” once.
With caution, of course, and a backup plate of baby spinach and honey-mustard dressing.
Kale, chard, spinach and celery in a tuna sandwich = win for me! 🙂
Yeah, I hope we can help — their own daughter got a big knot on her head, and is scared to go out of the house now.
Good thing I have childcare to take care of, or I’d probably sit in front of an open bottle and stare off into space, silently asking whatever might hear why there has to be a tiny coffin industry.
Sorry to be a downer!
http://youtu.be/rvemPyOJZEY
@gillyrosebee,
Oh, yes, the “Women of L.A.” douchebag who complained that the women of L.A. wouldn’t get drunk, which made it so much harder for him to get sex. Real charmer, that one.
Fortunately, though, it did get a lot of negative backlash. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/women-la-earns-a-shaming-421710
If you decide to give it a go, start with this (and consider using almonds and crumbles of a really high quality gorgonzola). If you don’t like it, there is no other kale recipe that will work for you and you can say with absolute certainty and resolution that you gave it your all.
Mashed cauliflower can be delicious, but it is definitively NOT mashed potatoes! Such a travesty shall not be borne!! When I am thinking of cauliflower, I’ve got something more like this in mind.
That right there is what will get you in trouble. No community likes to be told by an outsider how to act, for one. More importantly, though, we get strangers constantly coming in and very politely explaining how we’re too mean, or too hasty to judge. It’s aggrivating and it’s rarely on point. You’d need quite a bit of social capital to offer suggestions on how this community should act.
*addendum:
“It’s aggrivating and it’s rarely on point” and it’s often used as shield against criticism of terrible things they’ve just said.
Falconer, if you hear of any way to send help other than all the jedi hugs, let us know? Poor kiddos, and poor families…
In the meantime, do you want a friendly porcupine from the Alaska Zoo? Just so there can be something right in the world?
http://youtu.be/U5I5H7EeC8k
A porcupine wanting cuddles and scritches – now that’s dangerous!
sunnysombrera
Thanks for reminding me! Guess how old I turn this year? 25!
http://pinkie.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/133565089051.gif
And yes, my bachelor’s degree, stylish resume I can milk for lots of dosh, scented fucking candles, my cat and I are very, very happy together.
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On the subject of that “attractiveness” restaurant, that was on my local news this morning. The male news anchor actually seemed pretty peeved about it, which made me nod a little with him. Points for him.
Also, I saw the best Allstate commercial earlier and I cackled out loud at it:
Falconer, all the hugs.
Aww, c’mon, what’s dangerous about a hyper-active, attention seeking cannonball of needles?
Oh, right.
kirbywarp, LOL!
Oh good gravy.
“SkywardSlew feels extra MRAy to me now”
Thanks, really. Thanks. That’s like “Tits or GTFO”.
I’m a woman
I’m 50 years old
I have a young son who I’m trying to raise to RESPECT WOMEN AND OTHERS
I’ve had an abortion
I’ve been married once and lived with someone long-term (many years) once
I have siblings
My father is dead
My mother is alive but dying of cancer
I am a college graduate
I work full time
I am a single mother
I own my own home
I’ve lived in the west coast, the midwest, and the south U.S. for many-years-long stretches
I am a feminist
I have never been raped
I have been pestered, stalked, catcalled, etc. etc. – because, as I mentioned, I am a woman
I have had my behind patted by more than one boss (men)
I’ve had my heart broken and vice versa
I have a dog
I have a CAT ffs
I am just what say I am, and I meant just what I said. If there was “tone policing”, it was at WORST inadvertent. I made no judgments. I called no names. I didn’t imply or explicitly state anyone was an ass or a troll or some other awful thing, and I didn’t assign any motives to the behavior.
I pointed out (without sarcasm, judgement, or snark) something I thought the commenters her might appreciate knowing – that MAYBE YOU DON’T WANT TO JUMP ALL OVER A NEWBIE JUST BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW ALL YOUR SECRET HANDSHAKES. I included myself in it, even. Sometimes you get tunnel vision when you’re talking to the same people over and over.
But this is a public blog, and presumably David wants people to read it, and for people to be educated by it, and that includes the comments to a point.
I’ve lurked here for a year. I think I got a pretty good idea of whether this group is “right” for me – “right” being, can I learn something and share ideas with this group? All signs pointed to “yes” except for the times I have seen in the comments (I did read every article on the blog and manboobs, although not all the comments) where a new commenter would say something and be attacked immediately. Now, sometimes those were MRAs, and sometimes they weren’t. So, in the spirit of “maybe they just don’t realize that other people read this too, and have something to say” I pointed it out.
Thankfully, it seems that the majority here were able to read what I wrote and ignore it or take it at face value, which was a briefer version of” “Hai, guys? This is an important topic. It’s nice and comfy here where everyone knows everyone but maybe – just maybe – there are people reading this that are looking for more education about misogyny and its forms, or people that have something of value to contribute to the conversation, so maybe, like, don’t immediately jump all over someone the first time they comment?”
And someone….immediately jumped all over me the first time (they assumed) that I commented. Well. There ya go.
@contrapangloss: Well, here’s the thing. My boss might have an attorney-client contract and relationship with him as soon as tomorrow afternoon; we’d basically be helping him for a chance at a profit. I dunno if me passing around a donations page would be ethical, or violate the contract, or what, at least until we know for sure that such a contract will NOT be signed.
Paradoxical: this year I’ll be 27. 27! Two years away from being a dried up infertile husk.
Good thing I don’t really want children anyway, not my own at least. Do I get misandry points for that?
I’m sorry, gillierosebee, I did not see your comment before I posted. Thank you very much, I appreciate it.
Did you read kirbywarp’s comment about social capital, SkywardSlew? Because an unknown commenter does’t have it, and coming in telling people how to comment, much less what the blog should be about (hint: this isn’t an educational blog, it’s here to mock misogyny) is automatically going to come across as tone-policing. Which you did. All you needed to do was agree with the original comment you felt was jumped on and add your thoughts to that. Could you seriously not see that tut-tutting at most of the people on the thread was going to go badly? If you’ve lurked here that long, surely you’ve a better feel for the place than that.