Noted pussyconomist Roosh Valizadeh offers these sobering thoughts on the rising costs — and decreasing quality — of vagina:
The quality of women—both their appearance and their attitude—is sliding to the bottom while the work we have to expend to meet these more inferior females is increasing. This phenomenon of pussy inflation is starting to force men out of the market, for what “average” man can find the time, ability, and motivation to seduce a merely cute woman who may only want to fuck him a couple times before becoming distracted by the next shiny object that gets placed in her path? If this inflations proceeds, the only men who will get laid consistently are ones who approach it like a job, blocking out a minimum of two hours a day to the task.
If anything Roosh is underestimating the dangers here. During Germany’s hyperpussyflation in the early 1920s, men had to devote as many as 3700 hours a day in order to score with merely cute women. Indeed, it is rumored that some of these men were forced to wipe their own asses in order to make themselves more appealing to women.
The reality we face right now is this: the quality of men around the world is increasing to compete with a decreasing quality of women. This is great if you’re a woman, because without lifting a finger you can get better than a couple years before. If you’re a man and didn’t step up your game recently, however, you will get lower results. If you don’t stay on top of the latest game scientific data or dating app, you will be out-competed. Or you’ll just get nothing. Inflation often helps those who have debt, but if you have no debt, if you lived life prudently and with virtue, inflation destroys your purchasing power. As much as men improve themselves, women are appreciating in relative value as they make all the wrong decisions with their lives. This is the world we live in.
To be honest, Roosh, I don’t think you and I live in the same world.
Superfatting is awesome, especially when you use something like shea butter to do it!
@katz
I knew Vox Day would own at least one Christian and one Confederate object in his home.
Oh lor’, I’d forgotten Teddy Pox was involved in that “they’re outlawing sex bots” idiocy!
Happy memories. 😀
I was just looking at this pic on DeviantArt and it seems apt for the “Whaaa why aren’t you being nice to me” trolls.
(Yes, yes, cobweb-thin excuse to post pic of Captain Hook, I know. But it does work for trolls.)
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/351/8/7/jivscocomic_by_54claymore-d6ycwj8.jpg
And thanks to everyone for soap suggestions! What is superfatting?
katz, when you make soap, you calculate how much lye, water, and oil you need for the saponification reaction, and then you add extra oils or fats over and above what is strictly needed, hence superfatting. You can choose what fat you want to use based on its properties. I tend to use olive oil and shea butter, though sometimes I use things like castor oil as well.
Superfatting info!
http://www.chagrinvalleysoapandsalve.com/idascorner/soap/what-does-superfatting-mean
Have you tried Polysporin brand excema body wash and lotion? I <3 it so!!!!! But, I have a weird kind of excema, and if I over moisturise, I get nasty blisters. The blisters then grow together under my skin until pieces of skin fall off my hands.
(Though I have to admit that superfatting makes me think of something more like this.)
http://funnycatphotos.com/files/images/funnycatphotos/superhero-cat.jpg
Oh, that poor cat!
I didn’t realize that it had gotten so late, so I’m off to bed!
Night, gillyrosebee!
Niters, gillyrosebee!
I’m not sure if that cat’s expression is “Do I care about this? Nope” or “You have to sleep sometime, human.”
I thought the cat was more “yeah, yeah, I’ll get right on that defeating the super villain thing. After you bring moar tuna”.
This is bad news. My grandad has often recounted horror stories to me about the Great Pussy Depression back in the 30s. Pussflation got so bad that he often had to re-use the same woman two or even three times. Eventually it got to a point where he had to actually shower just to attract a merely average-looking women. These are dire times.
LOL I think you nailed it, grumpyoldnurse!
I just saw this on the Mary Sue. I need this in my life, but I don’t have cable.
Oh wow, I hope they play that here!
I’m a little far back in the comments. Just got done with exciting Class 3 for Fire 1! Lecture goes from 6-10, and then all Saturday is hands on stuff. Regardless, Kirbywarp, thanks for the spoilers!
As a musician, this part you summarized bugged me so much:
THEN TUNE IT, YOU PESTILENTIAL POLTROON!
Having an out of tune guitar and then blaming the tuning for you not being able to play just makes you more inept than just admitting you don’t know how to play, because tuning is the first thing you usually learn.
The only instruments that really are exceptions are pianos, organs, handbells, and that kind of stuff that isn’t really easily tune-able without specialized equipment.
Sooooo… he’s really just admitting he’s worse than inept.
(sorry for music rant)
I didn’t bother watching the video because Roosh squicks me to look at even when he’s not talking but seriously? What, does he think guitars tune themselves?
That doesn’t even. I’m assuming he means ‘for’ rather than ‘with’?
And all the nonsense about inflation helping people with debt but not people with virtue?
Even assuming that being a dick to women is a virtue I can’t see how his analogy relates.
Re: thread necromancy via troll-post:
On the full-sized site, are posts with new replies bumped or something?
I’d LOVE to see a troll in action.
Since I’m generally well in bed by 10pm EST, I tend to miss them 🙁
Uhm, I think I got the debt/virtue analogy. It’s a bad, bad analogy.
If you’ve lived a “prudent and virtuous” life, that, is if you’ve bought Douche’s books and are into ‘game’, pussy inflation screws you up because the evil ladies are *evolving* and the “tricks” and dumb opener lines get outdated and they demand *more* tricks and more “work” to be persuaded (yes, as you get grosser and a more horrible person, you have to put more effort into pretending you’re an acceptable human being).
On the other hand, if you’re a beta mangina who treats women like normal people (so I guess you have a ‘debt’ in the sense of your pickup techniques, and a recognition debt to Roosh) this revaluation of vagina benefits you… somehow. I guess because you didn’t waste your time reading PUA bullshit. Or because you still get dates and relationships and one night stands like anyone and your game doesn’t get outdated because you didn’t buy it. But that’s impossible according to PUA logic, because only PUAs have sex, ever.
Also I love how
“I do get sex” -> my game is great and all my misogynist theories are true!!
“I don’t get sex” -> pussy inflation bad quality women market forces yadda yadda (sour grapes anyone?)
seriously this guy knows how to do science
Sarah:
Yep, either way his theories are true, everyone’s a winner. Except the women, and the guys that by his definition are winning, and apparently him. Short of all womankind swooning at his feet and becoming his sex/general slave he’s not going to ‘win’.
Lith – and knowing Roosh is never going to be a winner, and women are avoiding him, and he’s wallowing in misery, is quite gratifying, as far as I’m concerned. Sweet, sweet schadenfreude.