Noted pussyconomist Roosh Valizadeh offers these sobering thoughts on the rising costs — and decreasing quality — of vagina:
The quality of women—both their appearance and their attitude—is sliding to the bottom while the work we have to expend to meet these more inferior females is increasing. This phenomenon of pussy inflation is starting to force men out of the market, for what “average” man can find the time, ability, and motivation to seduce a merely cute woman who may only want to fuck him a couple times before becoming distracted by the next shiny object that gets placed in her path? If this inflations proceeds, the only men who will get laid consistently are ones who approach it like a job, blocking out a minimum of two hours a day to the task.
If anything Roosh is underestimating the dangers here. During Germany’s hyperpussyflation in the early 1920s, men had to devote as many as 3700 hours a day in order to score with merely cute women. Indeed, it is rumored that some of these men were forced to wipe their own asses in order to make themselves more appealing to women.
The reality we face right now is this: the quality of men around the world is increasing to compete with a decreasing quality of women. This is great if you’re a woman, because without lifting a finger you can get better than a couple years before. If you’re a man and didn’t step up your game recently, however, you will get lower results. If you don’t stay on top of the latest game scientific data or dating app, you will be out-competed. Or you’ll just get nothing. Inflation often helps those who have debt, but if you have no debt, if you lived life prudently and with virtue, inflation destroys your purchasing power. As much as men improve themselves, women are appreciating in relative value as they make all the wrong decisions with their lives. This is the world we live in.
To be honest, Roosh, I don’t think you and I live in the same world.
But does he actually play the guitar, and if so, is he any good?
This guy’s for REAL???????
Motherfucker!
That’s absurd! Theodore Beale once called an African-American woman a “ignorant half-savage”, and even HE doesn’t say that he should be able to “get” women without wiping his own fucking ass!
I think I need to adjust my standards for sexism. They are currently at “Swarthmore College”, where telling a woman to smile is almost unforgivable. I clearly need to set them to “ISIS sex slave hellhole”.
I feel moderately ill having checked out the “roosh” tag. I didn’t know that people could be that evil.
*spoiler alert*
Roosh doesn’t actually play the guitar… It’s a bit where he fake strums it and then blames the guitar for not sounding right when he really can’t play. At least, I think it’s a bit. He actually starts singing… something… then claims that it’s out of tune and therefore “it’s garbage, it’s useless to me,” and I’m thinking it’s one of those things that reveal the true nature of the person when they think they’re acting.
Is he trying to hypnotise his viewers with all that intense staring at the camera? Just reminds me of what creeps me out about Russell Brand.
@GroundPetrel:
Many of us have been building up an immunity to the horrors that come out of the manosphere. My sincere condolences for trying to take it on in one go. If you stick around for a bit, you’ll start to realize that the barrel of evil and stupidity is well and truly bottomless.
My apologies, I’m generally comfortable using terms like that due to self-deprecation rules (I have ADHD and Tourette’s and OCD, I can make crazy jokes without offending, at least in the room with my roommates, my roommate has Crohn’s, he can make all the ass jokes he likes (and he has a LOT), et cetera). I will avoid that on here in the future.
Well of course Teddy’s got his very own flaming sword, maybe he singes his arse clean with that …
GroundPetrel, thanks for that!
::points up::
See that, trolls? That’s how you do an apology.
I mean, Beale’s a sad, pathetic little piece of bigoted racist sexist homophobic colon emission (from my roommate the Crohn’s patient no less), but even HE would be challenged to be as awful as this Roosh guy.
Wiping your ass isn’t even approaching the bare minimum for attractiveness. Unless you’re George Takei (mmmmm, that voice–I’m a het male, but that freaking voice), but even THEN wiping your ass is kind of mandatory.
Wait. Is this asshole related to that Julian Blanc guy who was permabanned from Australia for rampant sexism?
They’re part of the same crowd, GroundPetrel, the Pick-Up Artists. Blanc chose to go the route of “dread game” (psychological abuse) and assault. Roosh seems to prefer looking for young, naive (read: vulnerable) prey.
Roosh is also a self-confessed (or self-claimed, if it actually happened) rapist.
Wow, what a long thread.
@katz: I get eczema, had to be bathed with not-soap as a baby, and I find that soap made in the process that doesn’t use lye is best. Even better if the soap doesn’t contain perfume and moisturisers, as those can trigger me too.
I think that Roosh is discovering that women are natural economists, as they use dynamic optimization.
I think I need to hurl. If the shithead’s for real, he needs to be shot. If not, he needs to be judiciously beaten up.
I know people who have been sexually assaulted. It isn’t funny.
Damn it, I should NOT be doing this at midnight, after spending three hours with my buddies rewriting an episode of Star Trek: Voyager to make it less terrible.
(during the rewriting process, we realized the implications of a female character being captured by the Kazon, a society of misogynistic, violent, and profoundly stupid space pirates. It…wasn’t a fun train of thought.)
Anyway. I’ll take this to lunch tomorrow to show my buddies. Mollie’s going to either have a heart attack or die laughing. Andrew’s probably going to lose his appetite, but he’s been trying to lose weight anyway.
Drat … ::puts mod hat on again:: … not the violence or death wishes, either, please? You’re not alone in thinking that stuff, but community standards say “not here, kthnx” is all.
My guess for the troll is B*a nd0n. This is very much his MO.
Eeek! That’s a nasty bit of ancient history. D:
My apologies. Long day, it’s after midnight, I know people who’ve been sexually assaulted, and I believe deeply that Rape Is A Special Kind Of Evil (to quote tvtropes).
I should go to bed and come back in the morning when half of my brain isn’t still thinking like a seriously angry Cardassian Gul going to town on the Kazon as a proxy for every scumbag he’s ever tried to pin unsuccessfully for sentient-rights violations. I need to be in a less dark place to comment well.
No worries – we all trip up, some of us when we’ve been here ages, too! ::looks around shiftily::
Couldn’t agree more with you about rape.
Sleep well!
There is no such thing as soap without lye, but on the other hand there’s no real need to worry about it either, and the key is to find a soap that is superfatted to an appropriate percentage so that you have a good balance between cleaning and moisturizing.
Yeah, that’s why I was so careful with the name. I know he’s come sneaking back a time or two.
@GroundPetrel
Just do what everyone else does: mock him mercilessly. It doesn’t make Rooshbag any less awful, but it does make him easier to deal with. As I’ve said about Roosh in the past:
(In reply to kittehserf)
Ah, superfatting is what I was thinking of. I blame three hours sleep >.>
The only reason I’m not responding to “Don’t Bang Denmark” by booking a plane ticket is that it’s winter (and also I’m married, therefore it would not be appropriate for me to bang random countries, however lovely they might be).
Hi, GroundPetrel! You know of Theodore Beale? I did a comic about him once.