Noted pussyconomist Roosh Valizadeh offers these sobering thoughts on the rising costs — and decreasing quality — of vagina:
The quality of women—both their appearance and their attitude—is sliding to the bottom while the work we have to expend to meet these more inferior females is increasing. This phenomenon of pussy inflation is starting to force men out of the market, for what “average” man can find the time, ability, and motivation to seduce a merely cute woman who may only want to fuck him a couple times before becoming distracted by the next shiny object that gets placed in her path? If this inflations proceeds, the only men who will get laid consistently are ones who approach it like a job, blocking out a minimum of two hours a day to the task.
If anything Roosh is underestimating the dangers here. During Germany’s hyperpussyflation in the early 1920s, men had to devote as many as 3700 hours a day in order to score with merely cute women. Indeed, it is rumored that some of these men were forced to wipe their own asses in order to make themselves more appealing to women.
The reality we face right now is this: the quality of men around the world is increasing to compete with a decreasing quality of women. This is great if you’re a woman, because without lifting a finger you can get better than a couple years before. If you’re a man and didn’t step up your game recently, however, you will get lower results. If you don’t stay on top of the latest game scientific data or dating app, you will be out-competed. Or you’ll just get nothing. Inflation often helps those who have debt, but if you have no debt, if you lived life prudently and with virtue, inflation destroys your purchasing power. As much as men improve themselves, women are appreciating in relative value as they make all the wrong decisions with their lives. This is the world we live in.
To be honest, Roosh, I don’t think you and I live in the same world.
But he’s been banned!
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Cheerfully withdrawn!
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@Miss Andry,
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@katz One of my toddlers has eczema, and his pediatrician recommended the “Soak ‘n’ Seal” method: Soak in a lukewarm bath for 15 – 20 minutes, then within 3 minutes of getting out, slather skin with Aquaphor to lock in moisture (dryness worsens the cracking and itching). That works pretty well for us when his eczema gets really bad. Winter can be so brutal on skin, between the cold, the wind, and the dryness. Hope you find a good solution.
WRT Rooshie, I think everyone’s right that he’s rapidly aging out of the 20-something party scene, and he’s finding it harder and harder to break into new social situations. Even in his heyday, in the photos he proudly posted of himself with random local girls, he was always perched awkwardly on the edge of the group. Their body language was very clear: they were just humoring the weird bearded dude.
El Oh El at the idea of him coming home so he can start a band and achieve fame and attract hordes of teenaged groupies. Yes, so very many rock stars get started in middle age, fame is practically guaranteed the moment you strap on a guitar, and fans love to listen to people who are in it for the attention and the sex instead of the music. Can’t get enough of that preening on Spotify!
Maybe he can form a supergroup with Vox Day. Wait, no, not a supergroup…what’s the opposite of a supergroup? An untergroup?
Huzzah! No need to “debate” a troll who vociferously insists he’s not here to talk about abortion, only to talk incessantly about it. Cue the confetti cannon!
And let’s hope everyone who has the flu here feels better soon, and that those who don’t have it, don’t get it.
You know what? I think we all need to talk about the very serious subject of penis inflation. Fortunately for Roosh they make a pump for that I hear.
He actually has a guitar that he plays…
I haven’t watch it and don’t plan to, so I can’t speak to its quality.
If you had actually spent any time listening to women and/or pro-choicers, this would not be your first time hearing this argument. So not only are you trolling a feminist blog with your “pro-life” bullshit, you’re trolling with really fucking elementary “pro-life” bullshit.
They buy their own evo psych nonsense that young woman with older man pairings are biologically programmed in us. They think when they’re in their thirties and forties women in their late teens and early twenties will want then. Instead they find that the young women want young men and not the weird old hanging out at the club and being creepy.
I was referring to PUAs. Not our troll,
I can’t watch that Roosh video on my out of date old ‘pute.
Oh well. I’ll live.
My oath I’m glad I wasn’t drinking when I read that! My keyboard has suffered enough.
I actually saw a pair of alarmingly inflated (read: distended) testicles at work today.
Spay and neuter your pets, people.
Poor dog/cat/whatever it was!
Whatever he was. Duh.
I hit the pause button when he got to the nudge nudge wink wink say no more bit. Ewwwwww
…OK, my roommate’s still laughing and he’s been killed 5 times in under 3 minutes in Skyrim, which would normally have him yelling at his computer screen. Should I be worried? Is this Roosh dude a parody or should I give up on parodying MRAs because I’ll never be able to beat their real-life stupidity? If he is a parody, how long did he train to be that ridiculous?
Also, since I’m new to this site and my first comment did not contain this statement, which the scented-candle link said I should include, “Hi everyone. Shut up, Woody.”
I don’t know what it means, but the link had penguins, and like my friend Amanda says, you can’t go wrong with penguins.
Hi, GroundPetrel, welcome!
“Shut up, Woody” has become a catchphrase quite recently – there was a troll called Woody who would do nothing but waffle on about what a great man Paul Elam is. David put him on moderation with a challenge – he had to use the word sporkle every time he commented. You’ll notice he’s not around now! But we told him to shut up so many times, and eventually started saying it before he’d get in, and the saying’s outlasted him. 🙂
Thank you, David&ModSquad for squashing the troll.
Re: The Flu–
I hope everyone who hasn’t got it doesn’t and those who do get better soon. There’s a gross strain here. I have luckily avoided it so far, but my poor mom got it and strep throat at the same time. Yuck!
My husband is home now, and I feel fussy and blah and depression-y, so I am going to snuggle up with him and watch Bob’s Burgers until I fall asleep.
It’s stupid and cheesey, but I have missed y’all. It’s nice to be back in an (interwebs) space with such cool people.
@ Groundpetrel – Terrifyingly enough, Roosh is a 100% sincere PUA. You should check the “roosh” tag, because no words of ours can possibly do him justice. We’re not even kidding about the “wiping his own ass” thing.
OK, so now I understand the “Shut up, Woody” bit…still can’t tell if the subject of this article is a parody or not. He seems to be about as crazy as that racist sexist asshole,Theodore Beale, who annoyed my favorite author until the Annoy-A-Bigot Fundraiser Drive the year before last, but then again Colbert’s personality is as nutty as Hannity, so it’s hard to tell.
Have a nice evening, WatermelonSugar!
ModSquad, I like it. 🙂
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Okay, I need to start a kickstarter to collect money to use this for all the folk at AVfM.
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I watched that video of Roosh’s, and at the very least it gave my face a workout from twisting between amusement and revulsion. He starts off with actually kind of funny self-deprecating humor, coming across as a pretty chill person, but whenever he talks about anything sexual it’s like a switch turns on and he becomes the grossest thing in the world. It’s fascinating to watch.
This is the first time I’ve ever really properly seen him in a video, actually, and the most amazing thing to me now is how the hell he considers himself the Alpha-est of alpha males. He lives the poor college-hippie aesthetic as far as I can tell… Is that what Alphas are? I was imagining something… I dunno… different than that.
Oh no, Roosh isn’t a parody, except unintentionally. He’s a for-real PUA, lives in eastern Europe (or Siberia, last I heard) and is a genuinely creepy piece of shit. He scrapes a living from his crappy PUA books.
Teddy Beale, yeah, he’s another jackass. I love Scalzi’s mockery of him.
PS quick note – avoid “crazy” and terms like that, on here; they’re pretty ablelist.