Pity the poor pickup artists, who have suffered so much at the hands of modern women.
Just consider the many cruelties that these malicious females have inflicted on these long-suffering men: Women insult and horrify men by getting tattoos, developing self-esteem, and being fat. They have the temerity to sleep with men that aren’t pickup artists. They force would-be Casanovas to take showers and even wipe their own asses in order to appeal to their fickle female tastes. Sometimes they even say “no” to sex.
And then there is the hair thing: believe it or not, some women actually cut their hair short in an obvious attempt to destroy the boners of modern man.
But it turns out women don’t have to get pixie cuts to oppress men with their hair. They can also put their long hair … in a bun.
Our old friend Heartiste is on the case:
This trend of women putting their hair up in buns has got to be a sign of Peak Manjawed Lawyercunt. http://t.co/gQqhZYNQII
— heartiste (@heartiste) January 7, 2015
Here, by the way, is the example he give of one of these manjawed, bun-headed you-know-whats:
One of Heartiste’s fans suggests that the real problem isn’t the bun but her excessively Jewish glasses:
@heartiste ballerina buns are hot on pretty women; it's the black horned rim Jew "intellectual" glasses that are ugly. @feministlies
— Truth Warrior (@NaturalLawTruth) January 7, 2015
Just a reminder: the dudes having this, er, conversation seriously think of themselves as the Great White Hope for western civilization.
Magpie – a pork pie hat’s similar in size to a trilby, but it’s flat across the top. Goes back earlier, too, it’s early 19th century.
contrapangloss – or they played Foyle and Milner
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or Thursday! 🙂
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(Roger Allam was quite shattered when his hat got wrecked while filming series 2 of Endeavour. He said the new one they got him was too spiffy for Fred Thursday.)
Yay, misandering success! I rarely leave the house without putting my hair in a bun.
Louise:
I’ve actually commented on a number of occasions – when a woman has gone from long to short hair – that it suits them. And it’s generally someone on television so it’s not just being polite.
I think honestly it’s just a conditioning thing – people think that women are supposed to have long hair so they can’t handle a woman having short hair, it just doesn’t fit the ‘woman’ box. It’s okay, they’ll get it eventually as it and other dreadful lapses in decorum become more common. I expect there’ll be a chorus of increasingly loud but thankfully fewer voices dissenting but I don’t think most people are truly bothered by such things, more puzzled, and that’s easy enough to get over given time and exposure.
– Dougal, you know you can oppress a man with sleep?
– Can you, Ted?
– Yes. It’s a way of reminding him he had a tiring day.
– God, there’s lots of ways you can oppress men, isn’t there, Ted?
I believe there are a large number of people that actually like the librarian/bookish look which those glasses convey.
Yep, google image search for “sexy librarian” definitely suggests that’s a thing.
Personally I think the glasses suit her and these guys may be slightly over-reacting to some glasses. And a hair-style. Even if they really don’t like them. So yes, I agree, they are making excuses for why they aren’t getting laid, either that or they’ve gone so far on the ‘What makes a woman a 10’ train they really can’t see a woman without rating them on some mental checklist.
Quick question – “Peak Manjawed Lawyercunt” – errr, what’s this? Should I know? I… what?
Are they saying she has a man’s jaw? I looked really closely and I’m sure it’s just her own. If it’s to do with the hairstyle then I’m lost.
@lith,
I think he’s saying we’re currently seeing the highest amount of strong-willed women working in the field of law with face shapes that don’t appeal to his broner, and this is unacceptable.
So yeah, four maximum-strength doses of misogyny in three profoundly stupid words.
@Newt: OMG. I totally read that in Father Ted and Father Dougal’s voices. Well done indeed.
I’m oppressed by the fact that all men don’t sound like Alan Rickman when they speak. Someone needs to do something about that soon.
@Miss Diketon:
Hahahaha 🙂
@Plaatsvervangende Schaamte:
Condensed misogyny, in a can. It doesn’t even…
Just… oh why am I trying to make sense of it, of course it’s ridiculous, pointless and bizarre. I just feel like… like there should be some point I suppose. Oh no, women are working, how sad for you – also they have DNA from their parents making them look vaguely similar, again, how very sad for you.
He must be very lonely.
I can’t take credit for that – I barely changed the actual dialogue from the episode.
The nobody likes short hair thing is so silly. Twiggy got big after getting a pixie cut. Linda Evangelista had short hair for the entirety of her supermodel career. The industry that sets beauty standards and fashion has deemed short hair attractive many times.
Is this a fedora? The brim looks a little too wide to me.
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Yes, that’s a fedora. They’re supposed to have wider brims.
Well, you see, women having jaws is unnatural, because they’re not supposed to talk. Or eat.
Heartiste really does freak out when the peas accidentally touch the mashed potatoes, doesn’t he? “This woman has a thing that’s on my private list of Segregated Male-Only Traits! Euwww yucky!”
Nice of you all to chime in with your preferences regarding men and their appearance but what if they get confused about whose standards to meet?
Buttercup:
Because I laughed, I then had to explain that (and the background to it) to my 7yr old son (apart from the 7yr-old-inappropriate bits) – he tells me there’s no such thing as a man’s jaw or a woman’s jaw, it’s just a jaw.
Also I’ve been meaning to watch Toys for ages and the peas thing is just another reminder that I must show it to the kids.
I know how to describe my confusion now – it’s like in The IT crowd when Richmond goes into a flashback and starts talking to the camera, and everyone in the room is trying to work out what he’s looking at. When I read the crap they write I feel like that:
Achtung manner!*
Since you feel that women should have zero hair down below, I think it’s appropriate to regulate your facial hair. Don’t get me wrong, sometimes the smooth look just doesn’t suit some men and that’s fine with me. However your beards must be no longer than 1.5 centimetres, five day stubble is the ideal. Hop to it chaps! Buy a trimmer immediately!
And under no circumstances must you have a neckbeard or bum fluff. It’s against nature itself. And Paul Elam, please get rid of that monstrosity around your mouth and chin. It makes you look like you have vagina envy but I’m pretty sure you actually do.
Love, your friendly neighbourhood feminazi.
(my phone won’t let me do the dots above the a, sorry for butchering such a great language).
Awake and at work, now. Falconer and Kittehs have found four acceptable exceptions to the “Dead before 2000 or Indiana Jones” rule of Fedora pulling off.
Honestly, I think it’s the old style suits that makes it work for them, though. Except the doctor, because the fourth doctor could probably pull off a giant pink sombrero and I’d still think he was wonderful.
Because… Key to Time.
>chanting<
Paulie's a mangina! Paulie's a mangina! Nanny nanny boo boo!
Emmy Rae
They’re supposed to meet all of them all at once, silly! If they don’t, then they are simply unbangable (due to them not being perfect tens, obvs), and are met with instant scorn, complete with mockery!
How DARE a man not meet all our standards for masculine sexiness?! We’re not asking that much! Only complete perfection and compliance with contradicting standards!
(I can’t believe I’ve pulled off this much sarcasm right after waking up, holy shit.)
Ha ha ha! Paridoxicalintension beat me to it. My hat is off to you.
This is where I am. Maybe a coffee cup with “Death before Decaf” below it?
I’m with you here, pallygirl. I’ve always thought that the chocolate chips got in the way of a nice cookie so one time I baked the recipe from the chip bag w/o the chips. That wasn’t quite right, either; it was missing something. So I’ve given up on chocolate chip cookies.
I’ve never understood jelly bean cookies. Why, just…why?
I like chocolate chip cookies, but am not fond of chocolate chip ice cream. It’s a texture thing. The hard rock-like chips interrupt the creamy nirvana.
It’s like listening to “Adagio for Strings” with someone honking a clown horn in your ear every few seconds.
@grumpyoldnurse:
F***. Soon. SOON I will have my own invisibility cloak.
Just to check — is 40 enough, or do I have to be 41?
hambeast –
Don’t do that! You’ll have to explain it endlessly if you end up having to drink decaf or not have coffee at all (may you be forever free of the curse of acid reflux).