Pity the poor pickup artists, who have suffered so much at the hands of modern women.
Just consider the many cruelties that these malicious females have inflicted on these long-suffering men: Women insult and horrify men by getting tattoos, developing self-esteem, and being fat. They have the temerity to sleep with men that aren’t pickup artists. They force would-be Casanovas to take showers and even wipe their own asses in order to appeal to their fickle female tastes. Sometimes they even say “no” to sex.
And then there is the hair thing: believe it or not, some women actually cut their hair short in an obvious attempt to destroy the boners of modern man.
But it turns out women don’t have to get pixie cuts to oppress men with their hair. They can also put their long hair … in a bun.
Our old friend Heartiste is on the case:
This trend of women putting their hair up in buns has got to be a sign of Peak Manjawed Lawyercunt. http://t.co/gQqhZYNQII
— heartiste (@heartiste) January 7, 2015
Here, by the way, is the example he give of one of these manjawed, bun-headed you-know-whats:
One of Heartiste’s fans suggests that the real problem isn’t the bun but her excessively Jewish glasses:
@heartiste ballerina buns are hot on pretty women; it's the black horned rim Jew "intellectual" glasses that are ugly. @feministlies
— Truth Warrior (@NaturalLawTruth) January 7, 2015
Just a reminder: the dudes having this, er, conversation seriously think of themselves as the Great White Hope for western civilization.
I can only imagine the amount of misandry I’d be committing if I didn’t dye my premature grey hair.
Speaking as a heterosexual male, the very demographic whom these “manosphere” activists claim to represent, I have no problem with short hair whatsoever. I think some women even look really good in it (e.g. Lupita Nyong’o). But I presume that makes me a traitorous mangina suffering from internalized misandry.
Well, most men do find long hair on women more attractive than short hair. i have yet to see a woman whose appearance is actually improved by cutting her hair. tattoos are hideous on women and on men as well.
We no curr, Louise.
Thanks for sharing, Louise! You can groom yourself however you want.
Of course, so can everyone else.
I care so highly about how attractive my short hair is. Indeedy-do!
It’s horribly painful to know that it is dismally unattractive to the various misters, and that they also would loathe my bright blue bandana, baggy green hoodie, and baggy grey sweatpants.
Really, I’m just internally screaming at my hideousness to the misters!
Honest!
How could anyone love a monster such as I? Alas, and alack! The horror! ALBEEEETROSS!
::slouches further into comfy desk-chair and grins::
Oh look, another “I know a billion men” troll! Because with around 3.5 billion males in the world, you’d need to know that many to know what “most men” think.
Run along now, troll.
I actually do prefer my hair long, but I’m not sure why Louise thinks that I should care what she thinks of my hairdo or how appealing it is to hypothetical dudes. Tattoos can be pretty or fugly, depends on both the tattoo and the taste of the person looking at it. Again, why the person getting the tattoo would give a shit what random internet lady thinks remains unclear.
I know lots of men who love short hair and/or tattoos and laydeez. So there.
I actually think I look way better with short hair and I get more positive attention when my hair’s short. I’m just too insecure to wear it short because I know assholes like Louise will be there to remind me most men find my hair unattractive and my appearance is diminished by my choice of hairstyle and blah blah blah, I don’t have a choice not to wear the tattoos so I just have to listen to how hideous they are on me. Thanks, bro! That was a very constructive, thoughtful, kind thing to say.
I have thought about getting a tattoo – I want “DO NOT RESUSCITATE” tattooed mid sternum in black letters.
Mr.Grump, however, thinks that would be morbid, and has threatened me with a decrease in private, romantic moments (at least ones with the lights on) if I go ahead with it. He also doubts that it would be legally binding on any EMS personnel who may find me down. I value his legal opinion more in this case than his aesthetic one.
All men hate tattoos, and that’s why Suicide Girls exists.
(Note – I think they’re an awful organization that exploits their workers, but their existence does rather demonstrate how many men consider tattoos to be a plus.)
It makes me a little bit sad that I’m too old to be visible to the MRAs but only a little and only because it means I can’t be a hambeast at them. That term makes me giggle unaccountably. I might just change my handle to that, anyhow!
Yeah, grumpyoldnurse, we wouldn’t consider that legally binding… Unless we see the papers, we be thumping to the rhythm of disco classics.
Sorry! 🙂
That’s what I wonder about, contrapangloss: How the hell do we stop medics or whoever from rescusitating us? I’m in the DO NOT group too, and I have an advance care document that goes into considerable detail about it – but I’m not carrying that paper around with me. How does one enforce a LEAVE ME ALONE I HAVE A HOME TO GO TO wish?
Well, bother! And, there’s an end to another cunning plan!
(love the ‘thumping to the rhythm of disco classics’ imagery, though! Gonna be hard not to sing “Stayin’ Alive” next time I have to CPR someone)
Fuck ’em.
Anyone want to show off their misandrist tattoos? Mine might be too small to scare anyone off.
Yeah, I’m with Katz on this one. If you like your hair short, wear it short, and take joy in how much it will upset interfering assholes like Louise.
Of course Han shot first. Greedo as good as said he was going to shoot Han and take the Falcon.
The little-known Wandering Albeetross rides the air currents across the Pacific Ocean, pollinating flowering plants at any islands it is blown to.
Misandric tatts!
Mine:
http://i.imgur.com/Jrgl2Y6.jpg
Mine and Mum’s:
http://i.imgur.com/uVTYRC8.jpg
Oh boy! I’m so glad you came by this thread. You see, I was sitting here in my clueless womanness, thinking about shoes and periods and how to spend my husband’s money (as you do), and I realized that no one has critiqued my appearance for boner-pleasure-compliance yet!
If I post a picture of myself, would you pretty pretty please help me out? Thank you ever so much! <3
(Mum’s is Michael Schumacher’s logo. She was seventy-something when she had it done.)
In order for us to stop CPR (or not initiate it) under US standards we have to have the paperwork, an ID that shows the unresponsive individual is the person in the paperwork (OR someone positively identifying them), and no reasonable suspicions about it being valid.
If it makes sense, we look at it as a “better to accidentally save someone than murder someone through negligence”.
Alternatively…
In Alaska, we have a program called “Comfort One” that gives people with DNR’s a bracelet and a wallet card. The wallet card is considered the proof that a DNR order exists, and the bracelet is the neon sign that tells us to look for it.
If we see the bracelet, we check the wallet and stop any rescucitation efforts (if started).
I’d check to see if Australia has a similar program.
@Louise:
What’s the opposite of a tautology called? Whatever it is, that’s what you just did.
Apropos of nothing, I can’t remember the last time I dated a woman without a tattoo or with long hair… in your estimation, does that make me a weirdo, or are you mayyyyyybe just talking out of your ass a bit?