Pity the poor pickup artists, who have suffered so much at the hands of modern women.
Just consider the many cruelties that these malicious females have inflicted on these long-suffering men: Women insult and horrify men by getting tattoos, developing self-esteem, and being fat. They have the temerity to sleep with men that aren’t pickup artists. They force would-be Casanovas to take showers and even wipe their own asses in order to appeal to their fickle female tastes. Sometimes they even say “no” to sex.
And then there is the hair thing: believe it or not, some women actually cut their hair short in an obvious attempt to destroy the boners of modern man.
But it turns out women don’t have to get pixie cuts to oppress men with their hair. They can also put their long hair … in a bun.
Our old friend Heartiste is on the case:
This trend of women putting their hair up in buns has got to be a sign of Peak Manjawed Lawyercunt. http://t.co/gQqhZYNQII
— heartiste (@heartiste) January 7, 2015
Here, by the way, is the example he give of one of these manjawed, bun-headed you-know-whats:
One of Heartiste’s fans suggests that the real problem isn’t the bun but her excessively Jewish glasses:
@heartiste ballerina buns are hot on pretty women; it's the black horned rim Jew "intellectual" glasses that are ugly. @feministlies
— Truth Warrior (@NaturalLawTruth) January 7, 2015
Just a reminder: the dudes having this, er, conversation seriously think of themselves as the Great White Hope for western civilization.
@Freemage: “Yeah… That woman in that picture is stunning, the style looks gorgeous on her, and I can’t even…”
Yours and some other comments in the thread make me want to amend my previous statement. I still think this is a neg attempt on Heartiste’s part, but now I’m convinced he’s trying to neg any woman unfortunate enough to read his comments on the picture. I think he’s hoping the women reading the comment and looking at the picture will realize just how attractive that woman is and start worrying that if he thinks SHE’S ugly, then most other women must be hideous to him. He might be hoping to get a whole mass of women’s self-esteem down in one fell swoop so that they may feel so bad about themselves that their standards will lower to nothing in two seconds and give all his fellow alphas a chance to exploit that.
That’s my hypothesis, anyway.
I think the latest woman to give Fartiste the heave-ho was a blond lawyer with a chiseled jawline, horn-rimmed glasses and a penchant for topknots. Probably saw him coming and barfed on him just as he was starting to deliver his self-sales pitch.
That’s definitely what Heartiste is all about, trying to convince women that there’s no way we’ll ever measure up to men’s exacting standards while at the same time trying to convince us that we’re not allowed to have any standards of our own. This, incidentally, is why I tend to point out how utterly Heartiste himself fails to meet my standards on a physical level.
But yeah, that’s exactly what he’s trying to do. On women whose self esteem is solid it pretty much results in a derisive snort and a “do you not own a mirror, fool?” response, but I do worry about the impact it has on women who’ve already been conditioned to hate themselves.
I hope that PUA’s find me unattractive.
Oh, wait! I forgot (silly me) as a woman over 40, I’m invisible to them.
::does the grumpyoldnurse happy dance::
::joins grumpyoldnurse in the happy dance::
If you ever need a good laugh, go find a picture of Heartiste, then read one of his rants again. You’ll nearly pee yourself.
::adds a third Grace to the happy dance::
@cassandrakitty: Maybe when I’ve prepared myself by putting on some rubber pants. 🙂
Darn it, you three! I still have 2 and a half years before I even get to hit the wall! And then I’ll only be invisible to a subset of them. Lucky ducks doing the lucky duck happy dance, you.
18 years til I get my full “PUA invisibility cloak”… For now, I’ll settle for a short-hair shield, I guess.
Does his negs ever work though? He’s pretty much an obscure schlub no one’s heard of much less reads
Though on women falling for his negs… I guess some of the “red pill women” could be that. Eммa the emo and such
::improvises with hair bunches and the music from SW IV All us 40+s are SO AWESOME!!::
It’s OK, contrapangloss! You’ll hit the wall one day, too! Meantime, you could dye your hair pink and purple and fun things like that! Scare them right off!
::high-five gilshalos:: (I was doing house work, so I’ve got my greying hair up in a bun that’s held up with a pencil crayon) ::cackles gleefully at all the 40+ misandry::
OK, yes, I do a muppet dance with my bunches to the music of SWIV in the bar. And yes..Solo shot first
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I love it when PUAs get owned. It’s a delicious vintage of schadenfreude.
Also, I’ve been wearing my long hair in a bun for the last few days (because it’s all over the place otherwise), and I have (kinda) thick black-rimmed reading glasses that I use when I’m at the computer.
Imagine my delight when I get to read this. I think my misandry leveled up! I didn’t even know that’s what I was grinding!
Isn’t Heartiste the one who wrote that unfunny racist parody of “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?” To his twentysomething followers, that’s fogey music.
::high fives grumpyoldnurse, gilshalos, and Bina:: Tragically, my hair doesn’t bun. It’s more of a meringue, or rather, an electron cloud. The position of any one hair can never be determined precisely at any given moment.
@Bina:
“Things to do today:
1. Put hair in chic chignon.
2. Buy horn-rims.
3. Oppress, oppress, oppress.
4. Misandry!!!”
That’s the spirit. 😉
Not to brag or anything, but I’m proud to announce that I’ve been misandering — unaware, but still — for the past 30 years or so (40+ if you count glasses). But since it has not stopped men flocking (even past the Wall), I’m probably still not doing it right. May consider knocking out a front tooth or two to make my misandering more effective.
P.S. It is the Great White Nope, what these guys are.
Heh…my hair subscribes to a kind of Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, too. It’s curly, and I can never tell which way any particular strand will turn on any given occasion. Some days it almost behaves, only to freak out at the slightest breeze. Perhaps a good messy misandry bun will have to become my daily ‘do…after I finish growing out the bangs.
@Buttercup Q. Skullpants:
“Tragically, my hair doesn’t bun. It’s more of a meringue, or rather, an electron cloud.”
LMAO! Like a blancmange, you mean?
@Falconer – I got the first compilation for my eldest (10) for Christmas at least partly so I could read it.
It’s solid.
Huzzah! I am ticking all the man-oppression boxes.
Tattoos (two): check
Self-esteem: check
Fat: check
Sleeping with (one) man, who is about the opposite of a PUA: check
Said man takes showers and is clean: check
I occasionally say no to sex (aka “fall asleep”): check
Short hair: not currently, but in years past: check
And I put my hair up in a bun in hot weather!!!
(Also since this clean man who knows how to be a decent person is a former king who, unlike Roissy, lives in an actual chateau, I tick the ultimate hypergamy box. Muahahahahaha!)
OK, no-one is querying that Solo shot first ?
Nah.
I know the ones I watched as a kid were edits. Solo is totally the type to shoot first. I can see through the photoshopped lies of my youth.
Also, Jar-Jar was the real Darth.
I have no evidence, which is all the evidence I need. A true Sith Lord leaves no evidence.
I <3 this.
I misander another way: I am Mr K’s standard, as he is mine.
Fartiste is “would not notice if sitting next to on the train” level.
Oh, he’d make sure you noticed him, just because the idea that a woman might not give a shit offends him so much.
Yeah, but he wouldn’t like the result if he tried it.
But I’d probably be invisible to him, bein’ as I’m over 50.