Pity the poor pickup artists, who have suffered so much at the hands of modern women.
Just consider the many cruelties that these malicious females have inflicted on these long-suffering men: Women insult and horrify men by getting tattoos, developing self-esteem, and being fat. They have the temerity to sleep with men that aren’t pickup artists. They force would-be Casanovas to take showers and even wipe their own asses in order to appeal to their fickle female tastes. Sometimes they even say “no” to sex.
And then there is the hair thing: believe it or not, some women actually cut their hair short in an obvious attempt to destroy the boners of modern man.
But it turns out women don’t have to get pixie cuts to oppress men with their hair. They can also put their long hair … in a bun.
Our old friend Heartiste is on the case:
This trend of women putting their hair up in buns has got to be a sign of Peak Manjawed Lawyercunt. http://t.co/gQqhZYNQII
— heartiste (@heartiste) January 7, 2015
Here, by the way, is the example he give of one of these manjawed, bun-headed you-know-whats:
One of Heartiste’s fans suggests that the real problem isn’t the bun but her excessively Jewish glasses:
@heartiste ballerina buns are hot on pretty women; it's the black horned rim Jew "intellectual" glasses that are ugly. @feministlies
— Truth Warrior (@NaturalLawTruth) January 7, 2015
Just a reminder: the dudes having this, er, conversation seriously think of themselves as the Great White Hope for western civilization.
@ Luzbelitx – You look gorgeous with that cut!!!!
I have looong hair, so to keep it out of my face I tend to put it in a bun. This explains why all the men I date invariably hint that they want me to cut my hair.
@ Miss Andry – nobody can even with that!
Luzbelitx – we have the same ear piercings! Your jewelry is way groovier though. But which is more misandrist?
I really like those frames on bun woman – and when my hair is longer will be bunning in in totes misandrist style.
So was this “chap” complaining about this stock photo in particular or buns in general. If it was the stock photo, doesn’t he realise that she is a professional photographic model and thus complying with the commissioning editors instructions. Worse though is the broad brush condemnation of a particular hairstyle either way it shows he’s not terribly bright, but then you can see that with the company he keeps… the glasses tommyrot.
My wife got hit on by one of these PUA specimens in a pub when we went out for christmas drinks, he scuttled off when she pointed out that the skinhead with the tattoos who was glowering at him was her husband, yet he didn’t learn as we watched him later on being strongarmed out of the pub by a bloke and his two mates after an unsuccessful “game” of the blokes girlfriend/wife/SO.
I do find their twaddle to be quite funny
Thank you for the nice comments 🙂
@Ellesar
I bet you mine is. It was a present from the guy who had done my tongue and belly piercings, I was going for a regular bar, and he offered this one as a present instead 🙂
And he didn’t even get sex in return!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
My hair is medium length at the moment because I have put on weight, and it shows around the jowls, and short hair will make my face look kind of doughball-y. But once I have my defined jawline back I will be getting it cut into a nice bob with a side parting.
So the good news is that either way I’m misandering, by being a bit pudgy or by having short hair. Can’t go without oppressing the menz, no siree.
Kyla, love the photo! So classic! I have hair that will not stay in a bun no matter what; baby fine and straight…but the gray hairs are coming in wavy! Hey, wait, doesn’t gray hair oppress men, too???
@ autosoma – kind of stinks, though, that these PUA’s will only take “no” for an answer when another man shows up to push them off. It’s great that you defended your wife, and the other bloke and his mates defended his SO, but it still bugs me that they only scuttle off when they realise that they are ‘trespassing’ on another male’s territory.
@ Fred the Dog – I certainly hope that grey hair oppresses teh menz! Cause, I ain’t colouring mine, no sirree!
Me either! I have to admit, I like the way it looks…plus I feel I earned every one of them!
I love the way these drongoes bluster about their sooper seekrit mystical powers of knowing what women think/really want. They don’t even have the feeble minimum power of observation needed to deduce that woman A is probably linked with man B.
Autosama: that reminds me of a story I read on XOJane, where a woman’s drink was spiked when she was at a bar. The douchebag responsible then picked her up and helped walked her to the door. When the bouncer asked what he was doing, the guy said “my girlfriend drank too much and I’m taking her home”. The bouncer offered to help, took the woman out of the guys hands and laid her on the floor. He then slammed the would be rapist into the wall and called for security.
The bouncer was the woman’s husband.
Honestly. Sometimes I wonder what planet I’m on. Where do they find these guys?
From glancing at his Twitter account, the fact that these folks’ beliefs align so well with white supremacy is shocking. Shocking, I tell you.
I’m with grumpyoldnurse. It’s good that this guy was run out of the place, but the “his crime was trying to horn in on other men’s property” subtext is kind of ookey.
This is a forever old picture of me, but it’s a good picture of the short hair that I sported for while so here you go, ’tiste:
http://imgur.com/VLI5go8
My hair’s longer now, but it’s usually in a quick bun *and* HAS SOME AWESOME WHITE HAIRS INTERSPERSED!!!
(I’m actually quite happy with how it’s going white/grey – it’s proving to be dramatic rather than blah.)
Loooooooove,
prox, jovial misanderer
Ooooh! Me, too! I’m starting to go silver at the temples, and, since my hair is very dark, it’s quite the contrast! In fact, if I could find silver hair dye, I might try to exaggerate the natural effect. Think the opposite of Grecian Formula meets Bride of Frankenstein. But, that would probably be cheating.
One man’s misandry bun is another man’s “hot” bun. It’s almost as if we ladies just can’t please all the menz, all the time?
I used to have waist-length hair…actually a bit longer. Wonderful in winter, but far too hot in winter!
I really envy people dying their hair. I have red hair and everything I have researched says dying is bad for red hair. Plus, temp dye is permanent in red hair cos it’s so porous, so no trial runs 🙁
Far too hot in SUMMER, ARGH!
IMMA KILL BONERS ERRYWHERE
http://www.startrek.com/legacy_media/images/200303/tos-005-yeoman-rand-encounters/320×240.jpg
SHRINK BEFORE THE MIGHTY WOVEN BEEHIVE
And this is why people think of MRAs as such a fucking joke.
I wonder what his views on man buns are.
http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/fashion-blog/2013/oct/16/man-buns-hair-trend-jake-gyllenhaal
So many cute Mammotheers!
Leia’s hair is so pretty.
http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n505/SnTrooper/Rebelscum/LeiaEwk.jpg
and
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/6266/endor3et0.jpg
I think it’s a great thing that she runs around being an action hero with hair down to her waist.