Pity the poor pickup artists, who have suffered so much at the hands of modern women.
Just consider the many cruelties that these malicious females have inflicted on these long-suffering men: Women insult and horrify men by getting tattoos, developing self-esteem, and being fat. They have the temerity to sleep with men that aren’t pickup artists. They force would-be Casanovas to take showers and even wipe their own asses in order to appeal to their fickle female tastes. Sometimes they even say “no” to sex.
And then there is the hair thing: believe it or not, some women actually cut their hair short in an obvious attempt to destroy the boners of modern man.
But it turns out women don’t have to get pixie cuts to oppress men with their hair. They can also put their long hair … in a bun.
Our old friend Heartiste is on the case:
This trend of women putting their hair up in buns has got to be a sign of Peak Manjawed Lawyercunt. http://t.co/gQqhZYNQII
— heartiste (@heartiste) January 7, 2015
Here, by the way, is the example he give of one of these manjawed, bun-headed you-know-whats:
One of Heartiste’s fans suggests that the real problem isn’t the bun but her excessively Jewish glasses:
@heartiste ballerina buns are hot on pretty women; it's the black horned rim Jew "intellectual" glasses that are ugly. @feministlies
— Truth Warrior (@NaturalLawTruth) January 7, 2015
Just a reminder: the dudes having this, er, conversation seriously think of themselves as the Great White Hope for western civilization.
Yes please, please send all the colds here. The problem with currently ongoing thaw-cold-thaw-cold is that it messes up foodchain for critters in winter and disrupts their life.
Reindeer, for example, dig through the snow to find the lichen they eat during winter; however, when snow repeatedly thaws just enough to be wet when a cold snap arrives, and then thaws again just a bit and freezes, it forms an icy crust they can’t penetrate at all.
Same sort of problem occurs with other critters, and we have had couple of winters when snow didn’t come ’till late January! This messes up bears, who wake up hungry when there’s no food around for them (greens, berries, mushrooms; chasing noms on water-logged grounds in near-freezing weather easily burns more energy than there’s available).
This messes up breeding cycles of fish that need ice so they can spawn underneath it (because they come close to surface, and birds would treat that occasion as all-you-can-eat buffet).
Not to mention the effects on tourism, which is one of those important forms of income (especially up in Lapland). No one is gonna come and see rainy, dark, brooding place since most people can do that at home…
Plus, I kinda need snow to stay operational in 19 hours of darkness. 19 hours of light in summer, 19 hours of dark in winter…
I had the misfortune to look at Mitt Romney IRL once. He was riding on the back of a jetski being driven illegally, by what looked like an 8 year old boy. My brother commented “At least there isn’t a dog strapped to the roof.”
Even if Mittens had been a generally decent person otherwise, the way he treated that dog would put him in my bad books forever.
OT, this made me laugh: Bernard Cumberbatch photobombing Meryl Streep and Margaret Cho at the Golden Globes.
http://images.theage.com.au/2015/01/12/6157440/Article%20Lead%20-%20wide6487439012mhx8image.related.articleLeadwide.729×410.12mhee.png1421034121862.jpg-620×349.jpg
I know I trust someone who “forgets” that they have their pet strapped to the roof of their car to run the country!
Remember when Sarah Palin tried to claim that caribou in Alaska were enjoying the warm weather, therefore global warming is no big?
Fecking stupid-ass fecking cold. Been back from the tropics for a week, and been down with a cold for half of that. It’s been between -20 and -35 C this whole time. I wanna go back to the Caribbean.
Urgh, what a rotten homecoming, Unimaginative! 🙁
Grr. Here’s the picture, anyway.
http://siberiantimes.com/upload/information_system_39/4/1/1/item_411/information_items_411.jpg
I’m kind of curious to see how many times Louise is going to post basically the same comment with only very minor alterations.
katz, those are amazing!
I looked at that stripey-tailed critter on her shoulderblade and thought KITTY!
No, I’m sure it’s not a kitty, but y’know, trained to see kitties everywhere. 🙂
If she lived in Siberia it could be a tiger.
They said one of them is a snow leopard.
It definitely looks like it has cat butt to me.
Ah! I wouldn’t mind betting that’s the one on her shoulderblade, with that splendid tail.
So, a very big kitty! 🙂
I’m half cross ‘cos I’d never heard of her until now, but somewhat relieved on finding there’s very little about her in English. Though that’s a pity in turn: Mum would love to read about her if any were available, she’s very interested in archaeology and mummified bodies in particular.
Here’s the article I saw about her (somewhat obvious content warning: human remains). A very interesting find, although plagued with controversy, as is common for this sort of thing.
Ah! I was just reading that article.
Bloody hell, those tattoos are beautiful. I wonder if it would be possible to commission a tattoo design close enough to evoke Pazyryk artwork but different enough to not be appropriative…
Anyone else getting the vibe that Louise is just taking the piss? The Fraffly twit-speak seems a little forced.
Mitt Romney has way too many disturbing skeletons in his closet, from the blind teacher he guided into a wall just for giggles, to the gay classmate he held down and gave a forcible haircut to, to his penchant for impersonating a Michigan state trooper in college and pulling random people over. All just “boyish pranks”, of course. The guy’s a cold-blooded sociopath.
Buttercup – oh yeah, I’m pretty sure “Louise” is just a dude trolling.
Yes, you were talking about Hyacinth Bucket. My family could barely stand that show; it was another thing to wait through (when we watched it) for Red Green and Doctor Who.
Ugh, Mittens. I’d never heard about the blind teacher, and had managed to forget about the state trooper impersonation. That stupid smug haircut assault was just a shitty thing to do. Nobody that dickish deserves to call themselves leader of the free world (which is a thing that PUSA is often called, doesn’t make it true).
@ skiriki – I’d love to ship you some of our cold! It’s about 10C colder than average here, but Environment Canada has lifted the extreme cold warning, and things should get up to seasonal next week. Unless, of course, Environment Canada is lying or wrong. I hear you on the thawing/freezing cycle! We had a bit of that in November, but then things got back to normal.
We’re at 8h of daylight here right now, but I’m not that far north, by Canadian standards. My parents are at about 7h right now, but it’s much warmer where they are, too. Things are getting very unsettled, weather wise!
7 hours of daylight? They must be on about the same latitude as the part of Scotland I went to boarding school in. It used to get light by about 9:30 or 10 and be dark again before 4.
Katz – thanks for that link, I hadn’t heard about it. That the woman had been Pazaryk is interesting – all too often, we assume that the people who lived in area X thousands of years ago were the same as the people living there now. Like the mummies of Urumqi, who were apparently relatives of the Celts, despite living in what is now Xinjiang.
Oooh – I love the tats on Pazaryk mummies! And the Urumqi mummies are just fascinating. We really do not give our ancestors enough credit, regarding who travelled where and when, and who learned what from whom.
As for people who are not currently dead, the Louise-troll-sockpuppet is boring. Send it back and see if a new one would be funnier!
Also, my braid is misandry because Hunger Games. And because I just didn’t feel like putting my hair in a bun today. My glasses are misandry. So are all my tats, and my comfy camo pants and warm, warm hoodie. My feet are totally misandrist, as they generally wear either Doc Martens or ballet shoes. (I know I read somewhere that ballet is misandrist, but I can’t for the life of me remember how…) And now I need to call my mom so she can laugh her ass off at how misandrist her little pixie cut and her black widow tat are…