Pity the poor pickup artists, who have suffered so much at the hands of modern women.
Just consider the many cruelties that these malicious females have inflicted on these long-suffering men: Women insult and horrify men by getting tattoos, developing self-esteem, and being fat. They have the temerity to sleep with men that aren’t pickup artists. They force would-be Casanovas to take showers and even wipe their own asses in order to appeal to their fickle female tastes. Sometimes they even say “no” to sex.
And then there is the hair thing: believe it or not, some women actually cut their hair short in an obvious attempt to destroy the boners of modern man.
But it turns out women don’t have to get pixie cuts to oppress men with their hair. They can also put their long hair … in a bun.
Our old friend Heartiste is on the case:
This trend of women putting their hair up in buns has got to be a sign of Peak Manjawed Lawyercunt. http://t.co/gQqhZYNQII
— heartiste (@heartiste) January 7, 2015
Here, by the way, is the example he give of one of these manjawed, bun-headed you-know-whats:
One of Heartiste’s fans suggests that the real problem isn’t the bun but her excessively Jewish glasses:
@heartiste ballerina buns are hot on pretty women; it's the black horned rim Jew "intellectual" glasses that are ugly. @feministlies
— Truth Warrior (@NaturalLawTruth) January 7, 2015
Just a reminder: the dudes having this, er, conversation seriously think of themselves as the Great White Hope for western civilization.
i hope the fashion for tattoos will pass, as they are absolutely dreadful. i certainly hope none of my sons get them, i don’t want them to look like yobs. Hopefully more civilized tastes will return one day. As for Penny on Bit. Bang theory – you don’t serioulsy think she looks better with short ahir, do you? how extraordinary.
Nobody cares what you think, troll. You’re not going to change anyone’s opinion about personal adornments with these dreary posts. Why are you even bothering? If this is sockpuppetting, it’s a very weak effort. As I’ve said before, there’s no prize for Boring Troll of the Year.
Why are trolls always so bad at spelling and punctuation?
Louise, how on earth do you manage to let go of your pearls long enough to type? With a fake Duchess-of-York accent, no less.
snerk
Which one? Not Sarah Ferguson, presumably! 😀
I never wanted a tattoo, but now I might get one just for you, Louise. And I’ve always preferred long hair, but I might just chop mine to chin length, again, for you, Louise. For you.
I hope Louise’s sons do get tattoos. Hopefully sleeves.
No one cares, Louise.
Seriously though, what an ego you have to assume your tastes are more “civilized” than others. Just because people act different from you, doesn’t mean that they’re “yobs” or that they’re all ruffians. For fuck’s sake, Louise.
People with tattoos can be VERY polite and well-mannered. In fact, some of the people I know with tattoos are the most polite and well-mannered people I know (they certainly do have patience, considering how long they’ve had to sit in the chairs to get their works of art done).
And some of the least polite people on the planet don’t have tattoos. Look at Mitt Romney.
I’ve never looked at Mitt Romney closely enough to determine whether or not he has tattoos, TBH. And, I don’t care to, either. ::shudders::
Louise, I’m goning to get a tattoo now, just for you, darling. I think a black cat on my left shoulder would look lovely! I’m not going to cut my hair for you, though, as I feel safer at work with it in a tight, non-grabbable bun (earlier boring TMI comment of mine on this thread). I have a co-worker who recently got a tat on her left fore arm – it’s a pink ribbon with “survivor” written under it. She got it after completing her course of chemo after her double mastectomy. Pray do call her up and tell her how ‘yobbish’ she looks! I’m sure your opinion of her fashion sense will mean ever so much more to her than celebrating being breast cancer free does!
@grumpyoldnurse:
To be fair, I based part of my reasoning for that comment off of Mitt’s religion. Mormons are heavily against tattoos.
The other part of my reasoning is based off the fact that he’s a terrible human being.
@ ParadoxicalIntention – I didn’t mean to imply that you were gawking at MR. I just can’t resist cheap snark, and the set-up was beautiful! I’m very sorry if I implied otherwise (and, re-reading my comment, it seems that I did). Apologies!
I agree with your reasoning about him being a horrible person!
In the unlikely event that Louise actually is a woman with sons I’d be tempted to buy them tattoos as gifts, just to annoy her.
@grumpyoldnurse:
Oh! I didn’t mean to imply anything either! Whoops.
I just wanted to clear up my thought process in case of confusion.
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Shorter Louise – “Why are you acting as if I’m not automatically right about everything? I even pretended to be posh – take me seriously! Respect mah pompositah!”
2/10 from the British judge on that attempt to talk posh.
Robert
I snickered.
I love pseudo-posh people, but not in a “I’d like to be friends with them” kind of way. They’re so unintentionally hilarious.
Who knew that Hyacinth Bucket had such a hatred for tattoos?
Hyacinth is a lot funnier than Louise.
::pained voice:: Must I? He hurts my eyes.
Holy shit, Louise is still talking!
My parents like my tattoos.
kittehserf
Those of us who live in the U.S.A. will have to look at him soon. Presidential elections are next year, and I’ve no doubt he’s going to try to run again…*shudder*
I distinctly remember packing my bags and threatening to join the mass exodus to Canada should he have won back in 2012.
Yeah we get it, Louise. You don’t like tattoos. Nobody cares.
ParadoxicalIntention – yeah, I read that Mittens might be trying yet again. Cringe. Every candidate the GOP comes up with is worse than the rest. One of my friends in CA is moving to New Zealand as soon as she meets the immigration requirements.
@ ParadoxicalIntention – Ooooh!!! Come to Canada! You know you wanna… (just maybe pick a warmer spot than where I am, currently! Environment Canada lifted the extreme cold warning, though. Wind chill is only -25C right now or -14F. Yay!)
You need to export some of that cold to Finland, they’re warming up way too fast up there.