Pity the poor pickup artists, who have suffered so much at the hands of modern women.
Just consider the many cruelties that these malicious females have inflicted on these long-suffering men: Women insult and horrify men by getting tattoos, developing self-esteem, and being fat. They have the temerity to sleep with men that aren’t pickup artists. They force would-be Casanovas to take showers and even wipe their own asses in order to appeal to their fickle female tastes. Sometimes they even say “no” to sex.
And then there is the hair thing: believe it or not, some women actually cut their hair short in an obvious attempt to destroy the boners of modern man.
But it turns out women don’t have to get pixie cuts to oppress men with their hair. They can also put their long hair … in a bun.
Our old friend Heartiste is on the case:
This trend of women putting their hair up in buns has got to be a sign of Peak Manjawed Lawyercunt. http://t.co/gQqhZYNQII
— heartiste (@heartiste) January 7, 2015
Here, by the way, is the example he give of one of these manjawed, bun-headed you-know-whats:
One of Heartiste’s fans suggests that the real problem isn’t the bun but her excessively Jewish glasses:
@heartiste ballerina buns are hot on pretty women; it's the black horned rim Jew "intellectual" glasses that are ugly. @feministlies
— Truth Warrior (@NaturalLawTruth) January 7, 2015
Just a reminder: the dudes having this, er, conversation seriously think of themselves as the Great White Hope for western civilization.
Geeze Louise!
Why do you care so much? We’re never, as an entire group, ever going to actually agree with you!
Seriously, Louise, why do you care?
If thou art a lady, why do you care to inform other ladies that they are prettier and more desirable to men that they profess no interest in being considered desirable by?
If thou art a man, by what power dost thou believe thou has any right to tell women, unasked, what they must needs do with their hair to please thy boner when they have not given any indications that they desire any such advice on how to be boner pleasing to such an uncouth knave as would give unsolicited boner updates?
If thou art some other chosen gender, the question still remains, why dost thou care?
It seems as if thou art under the most direly mistaken of impressions; namely that the entirety of human beings doth think alike to you, as if we are all but extensions of the Borg collective and you, our Borg Queen (or King or other assorted Royalty).
Unless, of course, thou be under the second most direly mistaken of impressions: that the world does indeed revolve around thyself and thy whims…
It is already evident that thee hast fallen for the thrice most mistaken impression: That the Mammotheers assembled here have any respect for, or appreciation of, or are illuminated in any way by any of thy short posts which are profoundly lacking in eloquence and wit.
For, lo, we only appreciate them in their near infinite capacity to be mocked.
To everyone else, sorry for the teal dear in extremely fake Shakesperian-American English. It was the only tone that seemed to match the ego of our troll… One post, forgivable. Restating the exact same thing (almost)? Not so much, and shows a severe lack of thinking outside the troll-box.
… and I’m sleepy. That too. I tend to talk all bombastic-like when tired.
If Louise had chickens, I think Louise would have gotten to the sexist slurs by now.
Short fuse, that one had.
Very, very short fuse.
Here’s a hare in the bun:
http://simpleasthatblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bunny_hair1.jpg
Here’s hair in a bun:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o-algO03hc8/VFkaGzj4xlI/AAAAAAAAaOM/QpjkwlVd864/s1600/Hair%2Bin%2Ba%2Bbun%2Bfunny%2Bpeople.jpg
Louise:
Ah, yes! That was one of the women I was thinking of earlier, that looked good with short hair, thanks for the reminder.
Love the hair buns!
contrapangloss, I loved your Shakespearian-American! Made me think it should be said by a dandified pirate, really. /current fangirl obsession
Those hair buns are excellent. 😀
katz, that’s the coolest tattoo. I love the shading work.
One of the loveliest tattoos I’ve ever seen was an hibiscus (I think) sleeve worn by a woman on the tram a few years ago. It was very Art Nouveau, no colour, no shading, delicate outlines – so beautiful I complimented her for it. It was like this, but better:
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/193/4/0/flower_tattoo_11_by_metacharis-d571vfp.jpg
Btw, do you know what causes me to misander with short hair?
Climate change.
Finland is NOT SUPPOSED TO GET +40 C WEATHER IN SUMMER, BUT HERE WE GO HERE WE GO…
During the noughties and this decade, my country has been absolutely heat-struck during summers. I tolerate cold like a freaky superhero, but I melt whenever temperatures stay high all day long and we don’t have air conditioning as a standard. Did I mention that I live in a place where the actual damn sun stays up for like 19 hours per day? So it just dips under horizon line for a brief moment, and then pops up again, and that five hours is not enough to cool the air.
I love long hair. Damn, how I love it, both on men and women (but this is not a lady-boner message, I don’t give a poop how others have theirs, everyone has their own style and it is not my bizniz — I just love long hair like I love kittens). And it was with great reluctance that I started to cut my hair every other spring (in order to have enough head-fuzz when the winter comes), so my neck would remain cool and airy and would allow me to sleep (because neck-heating is the worst).
Btw, this summer I intend to try some tips from here:
http://imgur.com/gallery/HjMgV
I’d like to try this, but that means skipping haircut this spring in order to try it in 2016.
http://i.imgur.com/v0s3L4g.jpg
Bloody hell!
:: forgets notions of moving to the far North to escape crapulous Australian summers ::
A well-done tattoo is one of the most attractive things a woman can have.
Oh shit, it’s almost like different people have different opinions!
(Apologies if that stepped a bit too closely towards ladyboner update territory, just wanted to snark at the troll.)
@kittehserf:
I KNOOOOOOOOOW. Mind, this is not every summer and it is just the top peak so far, but it is an indication of things to come, because…
http://yle.fi/uutiset/study_finlands_average_temperature_rising_faster_than_average/7704310
CLIMATE CHANGE IS MISANDRY.
STOP CLIMATE CHANGE.
In Britain it is a freakishly warm winter this year. Normally the temperature hovers around the 0 c mark but this year it’s been hovering around 10. I work outside so I’m happy but still, what the hell is going on here??
That double ponytail one looks good as long as the model stays still… I feel like the moment I did any kind of moving it would give away the game.
isidore: that might be where some sort of clip comes into use, but then I don’t really know as I’ve never had long hair. My kind of hair styling is doing whatever it takes to keep my fluffy frizzy wavy hair from looking like I’ve been dragged through a storm backwards.
sunny: lol yeah I can’t really imagine doing a hairstyle that would involve clips for everyday usage, and I have the easiest hair. The double ponytail does look really cute but the main appeal of the ponytail for me is practicality and ease.
Where I live we’ve been getting severe winters and severe summers. Minnesota has always had short springs and falls but the last decade it seems like it’s really hot for months then really cold and snowy for months with nothing in between.
I was once on a mission to see how long my hair COULD get, like what is its terminal length? It got as far as my hips! It’s very thick, blonde, and wavy so it was a total showstopper when worn down or braided, too. Random people would stop me in public to tell me how fabulous my hair was and inquire about my religious affiliation. (None, FTR)
You know who hated it? My husband! He said it was “lovely… in a backwoods cult” kind of way. LMAO!
Plus, I think he was tired of accidentally sleeping on my braid and getting thwacked to wake up and get offa my hair.
so when I started talking about “maybe” getting a haircut, he was highly frickin encouraging. Even drove me to the salon and sat there while the lady gave me a bouncy layered chin length bob. Effusive praise about how modern and chic and gorgeous I looked, and my choice of fancy coffee treat afterward.
OK, OK, I GET IT, DH!
My husband has a wonderful arm tattoo – it has four quadrants*, each with a specific image relating to a certain time in his life. He also has dreads down to his shoulders. I have no tattoos and very short hair. Again – it’s almost like people have different taste about things like that. Btw, I had an actual mullet when he married me, so he’s very broadminded.
Regarding temperature, here in the Bay Area (San Francisco/Oakland), anything below 65 F or over 85 F is considered unpleasantly extreme. We are weather coddled.
*Yes, four is an appropriate number of quadrants.
@katz I concur that was a lovely tattoo (although my opinion doesn’t matter).
As she twisted her hair into a French knot, a single tear tracked down my cheek.
The new style of watercolour tattoos are really gorgeous.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lj3313/28-incredible-watercolor-tattoos-and-where-to-get-b2ju
sunnysombrera:
Crud, that’s no colder than a chilly Melbourne winter! 🙁
WWTH – that’s what we’re being told to expect, too: more extreme summers and winters, and less of spring and autumn weather in between.
ceebarks, LOL at your hair adventures! And some envy that you could grow your hair that long and it’d still be wavy, it must be very strong. Mine loses its curl once it gets about halfway down the shoulderblade length; all the layers need to be cut every three months.
Robert, your husband’s tattoo sounds interesting – and damn yes, he is extremely broadminded, marrying a man with a mullet!
Kim, when I saw those watercolour tattoos all I could say was
http://www.insightfuloldman.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/oh-my-word-300×225.jpg
Those watercolor tattoos are very pretty!
That dude with his hair in a hamburger bun is full of win. Even if he does look a bit like Tucker Carlson’s little brother.
skiriki:
I tried that extra-long pony-tail on my fiance, it was quite effective, though she’s not a fan of high pony-tails so doesn’t generally use it. Looks good though.
lith: yay! Hmmm, maybe I should test it on my spousal unit too, right now he’s got looots of long hair.