Pity the poor pickup artists, who have suffered so much at the hands of modern women.
Just consider the many cruelties that these malicious females have inflicted on these long-suffering men: Women insult and horrify men by getting tattoos, developing self-esteem, and being fat. They have the temerity to sleep with men that aren’t pickup artists. They force would-be Casanovas to take showers and even wipe their own asses in order to appeal to their fickle female tastes. Sometimes they even say “no” to sex.
And then there is the hair thing: believe it or not, some women actually cut their hair short in an obvious attempt to destroy the boners of modern man.
But it turns out women don’t have to get pixie cuts to oppress men with their hair. They can also put their long hair … in a bun.
Our old friend Heartiste is on the case:
This trend of women putting their hair up in buns has got to be a sign of Peak Manjawed Lawyercunt. http://t.co/gQqhZYNQII
— heartiste (@heartiste) January 7, 2015
Here, by the way, is the example he give of one of these manjawed, bun-headed you-know-whats:
One of Heartiste’s fans suggests that the real problem isn’t the bun but her excessively Jewish glasses:
@heartiste ballerina buns are hot on pretty women; it's the black horned rim Jew "intellectual" glasses that are ugly. @feministlies
— Truth Warrior (@NaturalLawTruth) January 7, 2015
Just a reminder: the dudes having this, er, conversation seriously think of themselves as the Great White Hope for western civilization.
cassandrakitty
I think that also applies to those of us with feminine anatomy, because our center of gravity is in our hips.
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@Buttercup:
Needs more cowbell:
@Kitteh: no problem — I’m a diabetic, and I get blisters that turn into ulcers, which then get infected, then the infection gets into the nearest bone, and there goes another toe. I keep my podiatrist in business all by myself. (Well, not quite, but …) I’m actually sort of celebrating at the moment — for the first time in a year and a half I do not have an open wound on my feet — the grumpometer is down quite a bit.
It sounds bad — I’ve had 35 surgical procedures on my feet — but other than that and IBS I’ve been very lucky with my health — things tend to average out. I’ve never had any trouble with my knees or back, for example, no headaches or asthma or that sort of thing. Nobody gets a perfect body or a perfect life, so you have to deal with what’s dealt you. Having had a wife who suffered from a serious mental illness, I think that would be the thing I’d really have a lot of trouble with, and I’ve been spared that (except, of course, for a really virulent form of Mangina Syndrome).
tattoos are absolutely ghastly without exception. And very few women’s appearance is improved by shorter hair. look at penny on big bang theory – she looks much less appealing now her hair is cut. Whatever ‘the fashion industry’ decrees is neither here nor there.
No one cares, Louise.
Your personal opinions are just that, personal.
Wow Louise, you can take your continuing judgemental attitude and shove it.
It’s so
cutenarcissistic that you think your opinion alone should hold weight.Wow, Louise, that was even less interesting the second time.
Why is Louise still here? Why, she’s positively ghastly!
Well, at least the troll is consistent. Boring, but consistent. And I had to go google the actor to see what her haircut was like. Very cute!
Seriously.
I’ll have you know I grow my hair out super long, then cut it super short every other year or so. Why? Because I donate my hair to Locks of Love, which makes wigs for children who have lost their hair due to medical treatments.
Even if I didn’t, you know how many fucks I give about you and your ilk whining about what I do with MY hair/body? If you say anything higher than zero, you’re wrong.
I will get as many tattoos as I want, I will do with my hair what I want, and if you don’t like it, well, in the words of my ever-wise grandmother, “Look the other damn way”.
I’m paying for these things to be done to my body because I like the way they look. Period. Dot. The end.
I don’t give a rat’s cute fuzzy ass what you or anyone else has to say about it.
Hey Louise,
I have a memorial tattoo for 32 of my classmates that died way before their time in a school shooting. Tell me it’s ghastly. Let’s hear it. Please. I’m all ears.
I wonder if “Louise” has attack chickens?
GrumpyOldMan – eek! I didn’t even think of diabetes, I was thinking frostbite or gangrene but didn’t think they’d be right. That must be a hell of a thing to deal with having your balance screwed around so much.
Feet are bloody nuisances a lot of the time, that’s all I can say.
Dear Louise:
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Can “No one cares Louise” be similar “Shut up Woody”? For different purposes, of course. It just rolls off the fingertips so nicely!
The troll is being repetitively tedious, so I’d be happy for her comments to go into moderation. All she’s doing is insulting people, and privileging her own narrow perspective on attire and skin.
Yawn.
It is extraordinary how very many people think they are entitled to dictate matters of taste and style to others. Why in the world do they care?
Insecurity? Infantile rage because other people aren’t adoring them and living only to please them?
Protip, humans: that role is for the Furrinati, not you.
I committed some quality misandry with my friends tonight. We watched a documentary called Advanced Style. It’s about women over 60 who are really stylish. It’s got self confident women who are not young. They love fashion and don’t care what anyone thinks. It includes a 93 year old with hair dyed bright orange and a 74 year old with pink hair. So many misogynist boner killing things packed into a single movie. I think manospherians should be forced to watch it.
Bravo, WWTH! ::applauds::
For the troll:
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With apologies to Dean Martin:
Each pathetic wheeze seems to come from Louise
No expertise, has our trolling Louise
Each comment shows, all of your prose, you’re a troll
A troll
Every little beat that I feel in my heart
Seems to repeat what I felt at the start
Each little sign tells me that you’re a troll
Louise
Oh, just to see and hear you
Brings tedium I never knew
And to be so from from you
Thrills me through and through
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Erm, this line:
And to be so from from you
Should be:
And to be so far from you
My brain auto-corrected that to ‘far from’, as brains do. 🙂
My absolutely ghastly arm (which, as you can see, failed to prevent me from getting a husband)
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2015/010/9/b/tattoo_by_jewelleddragon13-d8db3xy.jpg