Pity the poor pickup artists, who have suffered so much at the hands of modern women.
Just consider the many cruelties that these malicious females have inflicted on these long-suffering men: Women insult and horrify men by getting tattoos, developing self-esteem, and being fat. They have the temerity to sleep with men that aren’t pickup artists. They force would-be Casanovas to take showers and even wipe their own asses in order to appeal to their fickle female tastes. Sometimes they even say “no” to sex.
And then there is the hair thing: believe it or not, some women actually cut their hair short in an obvious attempt to destroy the boners of modern man.
But it turns out women don’t have to get pixie cuts to oppress men with their hair. They can also put their long hair … in a bun.
Our old friend Heartiste is on the case:
This trend of women putting their hair up in buns has got to be a sign of Peak Manjawed Lawyercunt. http://t.co/gQqhZYNQII
— heartiste (@heartiste) January 7, 2015
Here, by the way, is the example he give of one of these manjawed, bun-headed you-know-whats:
One of Heartiste’s fans suggests that the real problem isn’t the bun but her excessively Jewish glasses:
@heartiste ballerina buns are hot on pretty women; it's the black horned rim Jew "intellectual" glasses that are ugly. @feministlies
— Truth Warrior (@NaturalLawTruth) January 7, 2015
Just a reminder: the dudes having this, er, conversation seriously think of themselves as the Great White Hope for western civilization.
“I feel like I get to tell women how to wear their hair and what kind of glasses to buy, but male entitlement is a myth and white menz are totes the most oppressed demographic in the world today.”
Yes, that seems perfectly reasonable with solid logic behind it.
So when Arlo Guthrie puts his hair in a bun, he’s . . . oppressing women?
He he “The great White Hope”. These manosphere guys seem more obsessed with women’s hair than women are. Victor Zen comments on buns, hair pulled to the side and blondes as if they were some criminal offence or signifier of lack of intelligence on women’s part.
Me with short hair!! Men beware!! 🙂
I would shave my head if I could. Right now it’s very short (Jamie Lee Curtis short) and I’m trying to get up the nerve to dye it a lovely shade of purple.*
*I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.
There was a point to my last post. Oh yeah, MY HAIR/CLOTHING/GLASSES/MAKEUP CHOICES ARE NOT ABOUT THE MENZ.
Shaving your head is great Miss Diketon, I’ve done is several times but you have to bear in mind it takes A LONG TIME TO GROW. Unless you plan to grow it into a short style again. I loved being bald.
I am very happy to hear this: I am letting my hair grow after years of keeping them short, and I was afraid I would lose my ability of oppressing men once my hair would be long again.
Now I know I can keep the hair long and carry on with my favourite hobby of men oppression, all I need to do is wear them in a bun!
He He, but they will think you ARE doing because of them, that’s the funny/scary part Miss Diketon. They seem to think the universe revolves around them.
Awesome! I’ve been misandering since I was a teenager: I have abundant curly hair and in hot weather and/or bad hair days, I would just put it in a bun.
I recently upgraded my hairsandry by getting a pixie cut (or more like a boy-cuts-own-hair cut).
There she stood
over me
holding the knife.
I writhed on the floor
bleeding,
suffering,
castrated.
The last thing I remember
is her hair
coiled,
tight,
in a bun.
The horror.
The horror.
*snaps fingers*
Her hair coiled tight,
like a snake a top her head.
She laughed at my cock.
I’ve actually been shopping for new frames. I’m so happy to know that I’m engaging in misandry by being nearsighted. Muhahahahaaaa!
The poor dudes. Corrective eye wear, tats and hairdos are all it takes to ruin their lives.
Talk about petty and myopic.
(See what I did there.)
Reblogged this on The Monster's Ink and commented:
Oh, good. For the last year and a half I’ve had a pixie cut, and since I’ve grown bored with short hair, I’ve decided to grow it out again, so here I was afraid men might start thinking I’m a nice girl. Once my hair is long enough, I’ll keep it in a bun all the time so everyone knows I’m still a ball-busting piece of work.
::wildly applauds maghavan’s poem, even knowing that snapping fingers like kirby is more appropriate::
Nice one, Lea! Though, if you’ve got groovy frames, at least you’re pretty and myopic!
Here’s my new cut, but I’m not wearing my huge glasses with a thick black frame (provided by my health insurance! MISANDRY I tell you!)
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e224/arjentina86/For%20sharing/97dd9070-035c-42d8-9857-aca48c891fce.jpg
Woops, huge embed! Sorry about that.
+1 to the list of ways I’ve been unknowingly oppressing men.
I wear my hair in a bun because it’s a quick and easy way for me to get it out of the way. I like my hair long, but it’s not really ideal for working in a microbiology lab. I will also dye a section purple from time to time and I love the effect is has when I put my hair up. My ponytail or bun will end up with a stripe in it!
@Miss Diketon
You should totally go for it! I’ve only done sections of mine purple, but I really like it. You could also try a temporary dye first to see if you like it. The one I use washes out within 2 weeks or so, depending on how often I wash my hair.
Why doesn’t Heartiste just wear a big sign that says “I AM AFRAID OF WOMEN”?
This looks a lot like a man I once saw commenting on a female cosplayer’s facebook, nitpicking her appearance and trying to give her advice on how to change to appeal to his boner. I’m going to tell Heartiste what I told that guy: “If you’re going to pathetically attempt to neg a woman over the web, you should at least make sure she knows you exist first.”
Some people don’t seem to get the simple fact that other people do not exist for their personal approval.
I leave my hair long enough to wear in a bun, but it’s for work, for safety reasons.
I had short hair once, but it was about 2 inches long, which, it turns out, is still long enough to get grabbed. A sprained neck is less fun than it sounds. 🙁 I also hate it when those stoopid doctor shows on TV have people wearing stethoscopes looped over their shoulders. I’ve gotten after other nurses for it, but doctors seem to travel in groups, so I figure they’d probably have help if anyone went for a strangle.
Aww, I like having long untied hair but I want to go for the high score on the misandry board…
“Peak Manjawed Lawyerc*nt”? What is this I don’t even.