Pickup guru Roosh Valizadeh is not only a terrible, terrible person. He is also an abuser of language.
In a post entitled Culture War Predictions For 2015, Roosh forecasts great things for the “manosphere” in the coming year. Or perhaps the coming 9 months?
Prepare yourself for the most belabored (heh heh) pregnancy metaphor the world has ever seen:
In 2013, we saw a large increase in manosphere readership that began to ejaculate our ideas onto the mainstream. In 2014, these ideas became the morning sickness that left the enemy unprepared and unwilling to respond with logic, reason, and facts. In 2015, you will see the birthing on our side of semi-formalized alliances between various groups that use more organized action to deal crushing blows upon panicked feminists and SJW’s. Media owners will reconsider their usefulness. At the same time, our mob will grow to a frightening size after growing big and strong on breast milk, and they will be lustful for blood.
Obviously, there is nothing in that paragraph that isn’t awful. But I’m a little hung up on that first sentence. Roosh: I know you probably watch a lot of porn, dude, but you are aware that in order to make a baby, you need to deposit your sperm into a woman, not onto her, like certain kinds of squid.
Actually, I’m a little confused about exactly what happens, with the squid in any case; their sex parties get pretty freaky. But I am pretty sure that to make human babies the sperm needs to get inside the woman somewhere in that whole region down there.
Could it be that Roosh learned everything he knows about reproduction from Men in Black?
It continues to baffle me that any of these people can look at what they’ve “accomplished” over the past few years and think they’re actually winning.
Yeah, everything about that paragraph is wrong. So wrong that I couldn’t even finish it. Now, my head hurts. It’s eleven in the morning and I need brain-bleach.
For a pack so slavishly devoted to the idea that they alone have reason, sound logic and facts on their side, this is a band that seems uncannily devoted to myths and appeals to emotion, also rampant lies.
I think I’d rather get slimed with new-born alien cephalopod goo than read that paragraph again.
Sounds more like a boil forming to me . . .
That squid at the top of the page is hella cute. A necessary antidote to the rest. Good choice on that pic selection.
Roosh, how is babby formed?
Could it be that roosh is a virgin and he’s been lying to himself and the world this whole time
Squid are so cute!
What exactly does Roosh think the manosphere accomplished this year? The MRA conference was a failure and a joke. Gamergate managed to turn everyone who didn’t immediately realize it was a cover for misogyny off in a short time span. PUA Julian Blanc got booted from several countries. And last but not least, Roosh himself hit a new low by whining about how wiping his ass was too hard.
Yeah, we’re really running scared.
How does he think breast milk gives one blood lust? I’m most confused by that part.
Yeah, no, virgin shaming is not cool.
Oh my. It’s so poorly written one doesn’t know where to begin!! He he “How does he think breast milk gives one blood lust?”–great observation of one of the craziest lines weirdwoodtreehugger. 🙂
Maybe he was a bitey baby?
Heh. I think the boil image does suggest a better metaphor, actually.
Seriously, these guys are their own worst enemies on the PR front. So accustomed to preaching hatred to an already slavering choir, they’ve no idea how revealing of their generally unhinged, irrational hatred–and ultimately repellent and alienating–is their tired schtick outside that incestuous circle…
So, really, all they really need is for the larger public to get a good look at them in the light to mobilize a larger opposition. And yeah, I think there’s been a bit more of that, over the past year…
So I figure it’s more: 2015: the year the boil grew big enough to lance.
I’m pretty sure its the ejaculate-ee (that is, the mainstream) who births stuff, not the ejaculator (the manosphere).
It’s quite obvious why these “fellows” spend so much time and energy trying to recruit followers… There’s no way they can actually reproduce.
Has any MRA or pua been to school like ever?
Brain bleach to the rescue actually it’s a comic that I made
http://imgur.com/5GYWKdo
Dan
I’m a virgin, I know how babies are made and I know about female autonomy because I paid attention in class and reading is good too.
Oh sorry for any Michael bay and Stephanie Meyer fans
At Policy of Madness: I apologize for virgin shaming. I’m just saying that maybe Roosh has never touched a woman nor picked up a book to explain how sex works. And that he’s to sex what Rush Limbaugh is to politics.
You’re not apologizing very well by doubling down. It’s not okay to throw virgins under the bus in order to insult Roosh. He provides plenty of material that doesn’t require collateral damage.
I’d say that maybe he meant the old school use of the word ‘ejaculated’ which basically means ‘to speak or say’ but then I realized that’s giving him way too much credit and ignoring all the rest of the crap in that wonderful little POS writing he tried to do.
This is really the most bizarre metaphor. Who is having the morning sickness, exactly? Since they’re the ones ‘birthing’ this thing, I’m guessing this is an exotic way of saying their word vomit made left us unprepared and unwilling?
Or did they mistake the fact that because we’re unwilling to clean up after them, they’re winning?
Also, please no ‘crazy’ comments. It’s really uncool.
I can’t grammar this morning, sorry.
I tried to read that paragraph, I really did, but my brain rebelled at about the word ‘ejaculate’ and NOPED the rest of the way through. And I’m not going back to try again!
lkeke35, the artwork in your avatar is absolutely stunning. Is that your work?