Straight from AVFM’s terrible Facebook page — if anything even worse than the site itself — comes the meme below, courtesy of AVFM meme king “John Galt.”
I’m putting it after the jump because it — and the comments that it inspired — may well ruin your Christmas.
I’ve censored the image a bit because I’m pretty sure this woman did not consent to having this picture taken, nor to having her sexualized image used as a representation of a drunken false rape accuser.
Here are a few of the “top comments” you can find on the AVFM Facebook page for this image.
And they continue on in this vein:
Apparently AVFM’s Facebook fans never get tired of rape jokes:
You may want to stop reading here, as it gets even worse:
And yes, he did post that under his own name.
The amazing thing is that AVFMers actually think they are a force for good in the world.
Now that is a really scary image! 😀
“Forget coal. These guys all deserve nothing but fresh reindeer turds.”
The problem is that if reindeer turds are anything like moose turds, this isn’t much of a punishment. Moose turds in summer are a bit like cowflops, but in winter when they eat mostly bark and twigs and water is scarce, they form neat little dry balls with no odor — in Maine, they make jewelry out of them, earrings and necklaces, no shit I mean no joke.
@ kittehserf – I’m imagining the Captain being persuaded to tit dye his great coat. The tails would look splendid if he turned out to be one of the twirlers. Probably safest for everyone if he removed or corked the hook, though! Also, he’d probably get on famously with the bikers!
GOM – did you here my groan from all the way up here? Cause it was really loud.
Bother! Last post should say “tie dye his great coat”.
“That necklace looks like shit on you!”
Aww, Maine’s taking the easy way out! Moose poo is passe! It’s supposed to be cow!
NOOOOOO not tie-dyeing his lovely coat! If he wants a tie-dyed one I’m sure there would be plenty around.
Now I’d never be able to write it, but here’s an illustration of the Jolly Roger arriving at the first Grateful Dead concert.
http://i.imgur.com/DiAjgtU.jpg
SQUEEE!! The funny thing about that awesome picture, no one would think a flying pirate ship was weird in that context.
I’m sure the tie dye would be a tasteful job. Maybe one of the master dyers could origami a skull and crossbones on it for him?
He should borrow Jacobs technicolor dream coat.
Was that Jacob, or someone else? I forget.
Joseph?
Thanks. Jacob is my grandson and Joseph is the boy in the story. Got it.
Yup, Joseph. Jacob’s bratty pest son, iirc.
Heh, the Captain could borrow *my* amazing knitted technicolour Aston coat if he wanted. He’d look splendid in it.
C’mon, kittehserf! He’d look splendid in anything! 😉
Or nothing! 😉
I’ll be in my bunk…
Merry Christmas and Happy Everything, Mammotheers!
Um…LSD actually puts me to sleep after a little while.
The first few times I tripped, no, but after the six hits of windowpane night, it actually makes me sleepy after a few hours of tripping.
I guess melting the car was intense enough, so I just kinda shut down afterward…
But, saying that, it’s a light and dream-laden sleep, I don’t think someone could start assaulting me and have me not wake up and go off on them.
Probably start throwing stuff at them, that’s my most primitive response.
Niters, grumpyoldnurse! 🙂
Grumpyoldman, Maine isn’t alone in the utilization of moose nuggets.
Alaska also has way, way, way, waaaaaaaay too much fun with them.
http://alaskagift.com/images/products/detail/IMAGEEXPERT781.jpg
Reindeer turds are a bit smaller, but pretty similar.
…something slightly more adorable and less disgusting, but still fecal in origin:
http://thewinkingmoose.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Alaska-Moosquito-Christmas-Ornament-Tile.jpg
Moose-quito!
Fascinating but still kinda gross. Not sure how to feel about it, contrapangloss.
Ugh. I can’t stand the way MRAs talk about male victims of sexual violence like they’re some sort of ammunition for them to use as some sort of “gotcha” against feminists.
They could do SO MUCH GOOD for male victims of domestic violence and sexual assault if they’d pull their heads out of their collective asses. And that makes it all the more frustrating and sad for me. So much potential lost…
They don’t care about other men’s problems, they just use them to try to get shots at people who are mucking up their game, such as feminists and manginas. All their screaming about evil women is just an attempt to distract from the fact that they can’t help but notice that most men (damn those Betas!) enjoy being with women, and that women prefer men who enjoy being with women.
… That moose turd stuff is even weirder than the kangaroo nutsack purses they sell to tourists around here.