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It’s not exactly news that the slimeball pickup artists I write about on this blog have a bit of a double standard when it comes to sexuality. What is still surprising to me, even after years of reading these guys, is just how much they hate women for sleeping with guys like them.
For proof, look no further than the latest blog post by Roosh Valizadeh, an utterly appalling slice of misogyny that’s terrible even by Roosh’s low standards.
After a weirdly obtuse “critique” of a video by Swedish pop star Tove Lo – Roosh has a little trouble telling the difference between the singer and the depressed, self-destructive hedonist she portrays in her video – he launches into a vicious tirade against “the current generation of women” that seems driven as much by his own sexual insecurities and self-hatred as it is by hatred of women.
Roosh – a man who moved to Eastern Europe in pursuit of casual sex, a man who makes his living teaching men his dubious pickup techniques – starts off by denouncing women for indulging their own sexual desires with multiple men.
This sluttification of women, which Tove Lo’s catchy song conveys as normal and even fun, is part of a culture where every man who seeks serious relationships with women is a soft cuckold, because he’s the last man in a 30-man gangbang trying to give tender kisses on the lips and labia of a woman who has been rode hard and defiled for years.
That’s right: Roosh evidently thinks every woman who has sex with a man other than him is thereby “cuckolding” him.
How can any man who approaches a girl today see her as more than a cum bucket? Because let’s be real: she has been serving as a cum bucket thanks to a perverse culture that methodically trains and encourages her to take buckets of cum from men who make her vagina tingle, all as a way to help her “grow” as a person, find herself, and become strong and independent, which means not sobbing for more than a day when the latest bad boy she fell for turned out to be a selfish person who didn’t value her beyond the sexual.
What makes this especially creepy isn’t just the double standard; it’s that this is Roosh’s opinion of the women he spends his entire life trying to get into bed.
This is the girl who’s going to be your lifelong faithful partner? The girl who’s going to be the mother of your children?
Wait. So Roosh is telling us that after a few years of riding the vagina carousel, as it were, Roosh wants to settle down and get married? The irony, it burns.
I cringe at that notion, as should all men. I rather be an evolutionary dead-end that let a whore be the mother of my child, but men today are being trained to accept the whore mother and to be the soft cuckold, the sucker that gets to buy the goods at full price even though it has declined 80% of value from its peak.
Seriously, Roosh, please be an evolutionary dead-end.
Not that he’s likely to be able find a willing bride, unless he somehow prevents the woman in question from Googling his name and finding out what he actually believes.
It’s amazing that in just three generations, women have gone from being potential wives and mothers to nothing more than fuck toys. Men used to meet traditionally minded virgins, but are now stuck with a seemingly unlimited pool of mediocre sluts who have been fucked in the ass by multiple men.
So Roosh is shocked that the women he has casual sex with are women who … have casual sex?
Why would he think that his brilliant pickup strategy of pursuing drunk women in bars would result in him meeting a lot of “traditionally minded virgins?”
This is complete and utter decimation of the female human.
Apparently penises are so destructive to women that any woman who encounters more than one in her lifetime is “utterly decimated” by contact with them.
Men can no longer gain any meaning or value from a woman beyond sex, even if he is truly capable of being the world’s number one dad, and rest assured that the degeneracy that has so swallowed America whole will spread throughout the world from the trojan horse technology out of Silicon Valley.
Yep. He’s angry and jealous that iPhones give women more options in dating than just him.
And he also somehow seems to think he’s capable of being “the world’s number one dad.”
How did this happen? How did we get to this point? A book can be written on the answer, but understand that trillions of dollars are to be made by destroying the feminine mother and putting a mindless and shallow consumer fuck robot in her stead.
Oh dear. Here come the conspiracy theories.
The finger can be pointed at the elite and their useful idiots for creating this environment, but the fact still remains that this is not a good time to be a normal man with the normal need to reproduce with a good woman who will stay loyal to him, raise his kids right, retain a thin figure, and take care of his home.
Wow. What a great deal for a woman! I can’t understand why women aren’t lining up in droves for the chance to marry this prize of a man.
A man who puts in triple overtime and travels abroad can find the exceptions, but for the lot of men in the Western world, there is no longer any meaning beyond casual sex that can be gained from women. These are end times for traditional pair bonding.
And yet somehow most people end up in relationships, and the world isn’t exactly running out of babies.
So on that note, I urge you to learn game, seduce these inadequate women, and try out those moves you’ve seen in porn, because that sex drive of yours is not going anywhere and must be sated for your own mental health.
I’ve rarely seen a man so eager to announce to the world that he has absolutely no idea how to satisfy a woman in bed. Or even an understanding as to why satisfying a woman might be a good thing not only for her but for him as well.
Beyond that, however, don’t expect much more, because women can no longer provide you with what women of the past so easily could.
Roosh Valizadeh, everyone – a man who thinks he could be the greatest dad ever.
So how does a man end up loathing the women who sleep with him … because they sleep with him?
I’m not sure that’s the right question. I think Roosh’s real anger is directed at the women who won’t sleep with him – but will sleep with other men.
After all, as Roosh has often acknowledged, the life of a would-be “pickup artist” isn’t one of endless triumphs. In fact, it’s one of constant rejection, as the overwhelming majority of the women that these guys approach have no interest in them.
Instead of being able to roll with this – rejection is an inevitable part of romantic life for everyone – Roosh sees this rejection as a personal affront. In his mind, these women are denying him something that he is entitled to, something that he has worked hard for – hell, he even moved to Eastern Europe in an attempt to find more pliable women to pursue.
That’s why he feels he’s been “cuckolded” by any woman who sleeps with men other than him.
This isn’t just fucked up. Roosh’s philosophy is dangerous to women, as is he.
@MaudeLL
I remember once being utterly gobsmacked, before I discovered alpha man’s man logic.
Me: Sorry, no. I’m saving myself for marriage.
Him: YOU WHORE!
Me: Whaaaaaa?
Now I know the TRUE definition of whore – a woman who doesn’t have sex with the man speaking. She doesn’t even need to have sex with a man who isn’t him. If she’s not having sex with him, she’s a whore.
@Michelle C Young – right? What he expects from a woman is literally impossible for him to get because any woman who fit his criteria will not give him what he wants unless she knows she can expect the same from him, and that he can’t provide.
“Slut” and “whore” pretty much just mean “woman who is pissing me off”.
I’m a lesbian and have no first hand experience, yet I’m pretty sure straight sex doesn’t involve men handing women actual buckets of cum. You’d think Roosh, of all people, would grasp the metaphorical meaning of “cum bucket” but he seems to take the term very literally here. Or he’s a simply a shitty writer, that’s also possible explination of that wierd bucket sex imagery.
I’m never discussing this term again, once was one time too many.
I remember reading one of foreign women are better than western women websites and there a western guy who wanted to know how to get the good girl virgins to sleep with him. Apparently he went to said country find the good girls but got frustrated when they wouldn’t sleep with him. Some of regular commenters went ballistic accusing him of manipulating and corrupting the good girl virgins they were going to marry.
@Paradox
The Bachelor and the Bobbysoxer
Catalpa:
I think the “logic” here is that the only reason PUAs are forced (forced, I tell you!) to pursue meaningless sex with slutty sluts is that there are no thin subservient virgins left for them to marry! If Roosh could just find a nice girl who has never so much as contemplated another penis and has always dreamed of growing up to become a glorified servant/sex doll for a greasy manchild, then he wouldn’t need to be a horrible misogynist who tricks women into sleeping with him for a living. Because, as we all know, when an individual man is a horrible person, it’s always the fault of women as an entire gender.
I can’t imagine why a man who sees women as things to be conquered and fucked can’t find anyone willing to have something more substantial with him. And what a surprise that viewing your preferred gender as degraded, scheming, faithless animals would ultimately fill you with existential despair.
Ninja’d!
@tinyorc
QFT
He thinks he’s been “cuckolded” because all women belong to him and him alone, even the ones he hasn’t met and who don’t even know he exists.
What’s painful is that he outlines the double-standard exactly, over several paragraphs but doesn’t make the link between that and what Feminists have been saying for years about how much bullshit that is. Maybe it’s too much to hope for that it would ever click, but for a guy who bangs on and on about sex in economic terms, how has he not at least realised that he is only having casual sex with a self-selecting population of women who are willing to have casual sex with Roosh Valizadeh? It’s not like he’s making any effort to meet anyone interested in long-term domestic slavery. Although even if he tried, I’d imagine he’d throw up soooo many red flags that women would run for the hills faster than Mo Farah.
I skimmed down some of the comments, and a couple were pretty scary. Like there is at least one genocidal anti-Semite going totally unmoderated. Sounded like he might actually intend to kill people. :S
AltoFronto:
Yeah, as Michelle said above, it’s like someone constantly complaining that they can never find a brand new car at a used car dealership.
(Please note that I don’t actually think women are comparable to cars or any other inanimate object – I’m just highlighting that even if the world worked exactly as Roosh thinks it does, his logic is still deeply flawed.)
I must say I’m having some fun trolling Roosh’ blog 🙂
I mostly laugh at them, they’re hilarious (when they’re not scary, like the anti-semite mentioned by AltoFronto).
chaltab, I like your thinking.
Let’s see … pikes. They could be 10 to 25 feet long. Bonus: you can be even further away from him!
Michelle, glad to hear the antibiotics are working well!
What our hypothetical woman would want is one of these.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naginata
Also random but I just found the most Manboobz-appropriate tweet I’ve ever seen.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/a8db04a923c75eabde82a680a55a68c3/tumblr_msik2hhkmZ1r4t7abo1_500.jpg
Naginata, shit yeah!
I wouldn’t mind having the dog in that picture, too.
And definitely agree with Periwinkle Jones’s priorities there.
Brooked:
I think modern mainstream porn is giving these guys a weird obsession with semen. Apparently it’s an addictive substance and some kind of marking tool.
I wonder – does the Madonna-whore complex still apply when even elderly nuns would count as whores to this dumbass?
Even if naginatas weren’t such awesome weapons (which they most definitely are), it’s also just a fun word to say. Naginata naginata naginata.
M., LOL! Sort of like a classier and more dangerous version of nyah, nyah, nyah.
The car metaphor was excellent. Maybe even Roosh would understand it, since it doesn’t hinge on the concept of seeing women as people. 🙂
The not having to touch one’s greasy opponent is a major advantage, though if his hair splashes it might rot the wood.
Might some sort of heavy-duty lacquer prevent that?
I think you’d need to coat it in titanium just to be sure, that stuff looks like it could eat through metal like the blood from the beastie in Alien.
He’s sounding more and more like Elliot Rodgers with each passing day.