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As you may have heard, #GamerGate booster and alleged journalist Milo Yiannopoulos is writing a book! About #GamerGate!
Looking through his announcement of this project, though, I didn’t notice any mention of an actual publisher. Nor did I see one mentioned on Twitter. So unless I’m missing something, it appears Mr. Y hasn’t yet lined up a publisher.
So let me make this offer: MILO — I WILL PUBLISH YOUR BOOK.
I know we haven’t always seen eye to eye on all issues in the past — or on any issues, actually — but I’m willing to set that aside and I hope you are too. Because I think this is a great opportunity for both of us.
Granted, I am not, strictly speaking, a book publisher. But I do live within walking distance of a UPS Store with two xerox machines and a working stapler. And I’ve already designed a book cover as a sign of my good faith.
I can’t give you a big advance, but frankly, with #GamerGate losing steam by the hour, I can’t imagine any real publisher will either. I do promise you a portion of any profits I make from the book, less my standard fees and the usual allowance for cat food and other cat-related expenses. Plus another 40% to cover the exasperation of having to work with you, which I can’t imagine is pleasant for anyone. And another 10% for whatever.
So how about it? In all honesty, I don’t think you’re going to get a better offer than this.
Have your people contact my cats, and let’s get this train rolling!
NOTE: If any of you think you can design a better book cover than I have, please post it in the comments below.
NOTE 2: My original book cover design used a title I borrowed from a #GamerGate meme. I have been informed that the phrase was a reference to a rape joke, because, of course, #GamerGaters are terrible shits who think rape jokes are funny. So I took it down.
So, the “Developer” of Hatred is a literal Nazi. Why am I not surprised.
Can never have too many Supernatural gifs or Doctor Who gifs. Thanks guys for that! Made my day.
So I couldn’t help but notice a (so far) lack of -lock in the Superwholock happening. Thought I’d chip in to help remedy this. *crosses fingers for successful embedding*
When an MRA enters the comments claiming women have always been the privileged class in all societies:
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When a Gator claims, “Actually, it’s about ethics in games journalism”:
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Responding to MRA assfax:
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When a troll constantly shifts the goalposts and then claims you’re changing subjects:
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One more, one more!
When anyone says I should go read the original comment threads on 4 or 8chan:
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There was a Sherlock or two. Just Jeremy Brett, not BC
M.: Now, now. He’s not an actual Nazi, he just thinks Nazis are a reliable source of news for information in the Middle East. :rolleyes:
These chucklefucks must think everyone else is as stupid as they are.
Yeah, thought I’d mix it up a bit. Anyway, Jeremy Brett will always be my Sherlock Holmes.
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I’m sure there’s more than one person here who can appreciate how dapper the man was.
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Poseurs. Everybody knows that Basil Rathbone is the One True Holmes.
Oh no..Basil Rathbone is the anti-Holmes!
Jeremy Brett is my favourite classical Holmes.
But BC as Sherlock is just gorgeous.
Of course, my fashion sense is probably questionable, since I think that this
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is amusingly terrible, rather than the thing that sunk the series.
That coat…
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(I’m never admitting that, secretly, the coat of many colors actually makes me happy. Never. Nope. Not at all. In all its bright gloriousness.)
I have not seen the Jeremy Brett Holmes! I shall have to educate myself ASAP.
Nonsense, Willian Gillette is the one true Holmes. He was the origin of the deerstalker hat. I rest my case.
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#Holmesgate
I can’t take any holmes in that hat seriously, because of early childhood exposure to the Great Mouse Detective.
Really. All I see is this guy, any time I see that hat:
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So hatred will have mod support, If it didnt require giving fascists money I’d flood wherever said mods were posted with bizarre crap disguised as things the shit heads would want
Example: “sjw targets” mod that adds impossible to defeat Skeletons everywhere that steal Edgy mctrenchcoat’s weapons and ammo
A hunting-cap is pretty silly in London, where there are few deer, if any, to stalk. Had Holmes been real, he’d most likely have worn a bowler or a homburg.
Bina, AFAIK the deerstalker was worn on Holmes’s frequent trips to the countryside. Due to the unfamiliarity of the USA readership to that distinctive headgear, it became associated with him in a way that a homburg would not.
I always liked Jeremy Brett’s Holmes, but some people just didn’t. Still not sure why.
That shot of the Doctor in his coat of many colors made me think, what if Douglas Adams wrote for the show? Now that I’ve said it, he probably did.
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Adams wrote three stories for Doctor Who: The Pirate Planet, City of Death, and Shada (filming for which got interrupted by a strike, and it was never transmitted, although a reconstruction exists, Adams re-used the story in Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency, and there was a recent novelization).
On top of that, he was the feckin’ script editor for a couple of seasons, so I’m sure he’s all over late Tom Baker stories.
Not to mention
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Jeremy Brett’s Holmes did wear many more hats than the deerstalker, although he wore that on occasion. We can’t even blame his impeccable dress on BBC Costumes because the show was a Grenada/ITV production.
But anyway the stories were set barely a century in the past, any competent costumer would know the fashions.
The one thing I’m pretty sure he didn’t wear was a straw boater, because that’s more Bertie Wooster’s era.
(I have often entertained a fantasy of Bertie Wooster and Jeeves on some Home Guard assignment out in the country during the war, Bertie having to deal with marching up and down with a bally gun on his shoulder (he’d have access to one, of course, and the Aunt to make him carry it) and not seeing eye-to-eye with the local commander, some Lord Peter Whimsey or something, real good chums with this daft beekeeper fella… Meanwhile Jeeves and the commander’s batman are thick as thieves.)
I’ll go with Ian Richardson as Dr Bell, the supposed model for Holmes.
The deerstalker goes right back to the books. Doyle describes him wearing an ear-flapped travelling cap and it’s right there in Paget’s illustrations.
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Also, I presume all the Holmes fans here know Sidney Paget based Holmes on his own brother Walter? – something Walter came to wish he hadn’t, as being hassled by Holmes fans was a pain in the arse.
Jeremy Brett’s always my Holmes of choice, and David Burke is my favourite Watson by a long way (though I like Martin Freeman a lot too, but don’t follow that series).
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More trivia: Jeremy Brett played Freddie Eynsford-Hill in My Fair Lady. Speaking of dapper …
Nope, boaters were very much a summer fashion in Holmes’s era, and he wears one in Paget’s illustration for The Adventure of the Cardboard Box.
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This seems like the best place to post this:
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