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Misogynists can't agree: Should you guard your sperm with your life — or spread your "super serum" as widely as you can?

SuperSperm: Probably not going to get near any vaginas any time soon
SuperSperm, not to be confused with Sperm Clark Kent

It’s not exactly news that Men’s Rights Activists are obsessed — seriously obsessed — with sperm.

Several days ago, one Redditor took to the Men’s Rights subreddit to warn fellow sperm-generators to keep a close watch on that sperm of theirs, telling the tale of how he allegedly caught his alleged wife allegedly “scooping … up” the sperm he had thoughtfully deposited on her belly during sex and “PUTTING IT IN HER VAGINA!!!” He is now allegedly seeking a divorce.

But this is hardly the first time Men’s Rights Redditors have worked themselves into a lather over the dangers of spermjacking. Or even the hundredth. If you do a search for the word “sperm” on Reddit’s Men’s Rights subreddit, you’ll find literally hundreds of posts — many with hundreds of upvotes and/or comments — on the importance of safeguarding one’s own sperm.

Some headlines:

sperms1 sperms2 sperms5 sperms6 sperms7

And my favorite:

sperms4

Ironically, while the Men’s Rights crowd waxes paranoid about spermjackers, many of their comrades in misogyny are planning on filling as many vaginas as possible with their sacred sperm.

Pickup “artists” regularly boast about “raw dogging” their dates, apparently as unconcerned with the real dangers of STDs as they are with the possibility of pregnancy.

Perhaps the most enthusiastic sperm donor of them all? Mike Cernovich, the Juice-Rights Lawyer and GamerGate celebrity who recently treated his Twitter followers to some extended musings on the allegedly addictive qualities of his “super” sperm.

https://twitter.com/PlayDangerously/status/541453497598623745

https://twitter.com/PlayDangerously/status/541454375890079745

https://twitter.com/PlayDangerously/status/541456510946000896

https://twitter.com/PlayDangerously/status/541457198073659393

In case you’re wondering, Cernovich claims that “alpha STD protection” has kept him from getting herpes and other STDs from all the decidedly unsafe sex he claims to be having.

For more of Cernovich’s wisdom on sperm and other subjects, see this enlightening Storify put together by Twitter’s amazing @SJWIlluminati.

 

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Lauren Clodi Whitehead

Sometimes people with mental health issues get these super-human notions that they are immune to things like STDs… I’m bipolar and that kind of delusion is somewhat common when a person is manic. Pair that with the hypersexuality of mania and you have a recipe for disaster. This guy is dangerous.

MaudeLL
6 years ago

My favourite is:

“I thought it was my right, given that he was living with me, and I had bought him many, many M&S ready meals.”

Cinzia La Strega
6 years ago

Cernovich lives on twitter. It’s hard to figure out where he carves out time to maintain his “gorilla” physique or “bang hotties.” Ostensibly all this manic self-promotion is helping him market his super special “juice.” I’m not the first to wonder what in hell is IN that “juice?”

C.S.Strowbridge
C.S.Strowbridge
6 years ago

There’s an audio track of someone reading Cernovich’s tweet as if they were an infomercial. It’s awesome, but I can’t remember where I found it.

mummzydearest
6 years ago

RE: Bandwagon Fallacy–The bandwagon fallacy is committed by arguments that appeal to the growing popularity of an idea as a reason for accepting it as true. They take the mere fact that an idea suddenly attracting adherents as a reason for us to join in with the trend and become adherents of the idea ourselves.

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
6 years ago

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Vanir (@Vanir85)
6 years ago

Are you a misogynist? Do the world a favor; stay out of the gene pool.

Seriously, keep it to yourself – guard your loins with your life and your seed with your soul.

Xanthë
6 years ago

Cue that clip of General Jack D. Ripper from Dr Strangelove… “precious bodily fluids”

Maybe Juicebro aka @PlayDangerously is working on the theory that stockpiling his jizz improves the quality – I suggest he should be encouraged to concentrate on keeping his manjuice entirely to himself, in order to obtain the highest possible quality. He can’t be too careful in sharing it out; in fact it would be all the better if no one has to be exposed to his super serum. Sounds like it could be toxic even in small doses.

Tessa
6 years ago

These guys have a very very high opinion of their semen. Cernovich frighteningly so. “Addicted to cum?” Do they actually believe this? I am now kinda imagining women breaking into a sperm bank just to get another fix.

Vanir (@Vanir85)
6 years ago

Also. This article made me think about misogynist-manjuice…

… eeeww, ew, ew, ew, eeeeewww!

I need a long shower, and a decontamination unit.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
6 years ago

Sometimes people with mental health issues get these super-human notions that they are immune to things like STDs… I’m bipolar and that kind of delusion is somewhat common when a person is manic.

1. I have bipolar and have never had such a delusion.
2. I know 4 separate people other than myself with bipolar and they have never expressed any delusions about superhumanity, when manic or otherwise.
3. There are people without bipolar who do express delusions of superhumanity.

The take home: bipolar and these kinds of ideas are not connected, since neither one predicts the other.

It’s not okay to diagnose people over the internet. It doesn’t become okay when you have a diagnosis of your own.

Aunt Edna
Aunt Edna
6 years ago

It is a mystery why any woman would be interested in a misogynist’s sperm. I think we can safely put that “mystery” in the Urban Legends file.

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

Lauren,
We don’t do ablism here. Don’t shame mentally ill people. It’s shitty.

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

Notice that he blames men who are cheated on for having inferior sperm. It couldn’t just be that cheaters gonna cheat or people sometimes stray. It couldn’t be that women are individuals and make choices for themselves that have nothing to do with sperm. It has to be a flaw in the man’s ejaculate.
So, he tells men to have unsafe sex and then if they get a disease from it, he blames them.
Just more proof that misogynists hate men too.

I wonder how he explains men with vasectomies and faithful partners? How does he explain couples who use condoms, fit dudes in open relationships or same sex couples? Trans men? Anything? Anything at all? How?

*head asplode*

Aunt Edna
Aunt Edna
6 years ago

“Feminists Robbing Dead Bodies for Sperm” is a gem, indeed.

Paranoia will destroya, our (not so) dear misogynists — and not a moment too soon. Ahhh…

Paranoia, and testosterone / steroid poisoning, in case of Cernovich.

Alpha von Carousel
Alpha von Carousel
6 years ago

Big Bank Hank famously boasted that he could bust Lois Lane out with his super-sperm. Consensually, of course, because she apparently had just told him that damn, fly guy, she was in love with him but he just needed to him let her quit her boyfriend named Superman.

Alpha von Carousel
Alpha von Carousel
6 years ago

*him to

Xanthë
6 years ago

With such an elevated opinion of his high-grade gism, maybe there are colossal marketing opportunities just waiting for Mike Wonderjizz to brand and advertise his super refined serum man milk. Would it be like ‘True Blood’ for vampires just like in the TV show, except obviously given a brand name like Alpha TruCum? Scientists, get to work stat on synthesising massive quantities of Mike Manjuice’s wang marinade.

Magpie
6 years ago

Sort of relevant: The adventures of Condoman and Lubelicious!

http://www.inceptionstrategies.com/cm2.htm

zoon echon logon
zoon echon logon
6 years ago

“sexual transmutation of energy” is how you convert your liquid lead into liquid gold

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

We need to have a chat with that feminist who robbed a dead man’s sperm. How is she supposed to get lucrative child care payments from a dead man? Clearly she was poorly trained in misandering and needs to go to on of our biyearly seminars.

Bernardo Soares
Bernardo Soares
6 years ago

I rarely watch porn

Yeah, sure…
I mean, what other field of culture do I know of that’s weirdly obsessed with sperm?

catmara
6 years ago

I wonder, is this obsession with their sperm a consequence of the near-fetishization of ejaculation in mainstream porn with its dramatic “money shots” (which I’ve heard were invented to “prove” the sex was not simulated but are often faked nowadays anyway because of fears about HIV) and enthusiastic starlets gulping the stuff down like it was the liquid gold of the manosphere’s dreams? Or is it the other way around?

Sometimes, I think these guys are operating at kindergarten level, picking their noses and wiping their boogers on any woman unfortunate enough to be in range…

Next, they’ll be reviving preformationism

Bernardo Soares
Bernardo Soares
6 years ago

Ok, I’m kind of dreading the answer, but how do they fake ejaculation?

vaiyt
6 years ago

Sometimes it’s good to be reminded of just how surreal the Manosphere can get.

Iogrey
Iogrey
6 years ago

A misogynist’s sperm is literally the very last thing I want in my life! Having a baby with a raging misogynist = terrible idea.

catmara
6 years ago

Well, they can’t really fake it as such, they just cut away from the dude’s wang and splash something that resembles semen onto his partner; I hear piña colada mix is a popular choice…

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
6 years ago

There is an old myth about hanged men getting an erection and witches impregnating themselves with it. These stories all supposedly originate with men who are in charge of disposing of the dead bodies. Clearly unimpeachable authorities.

Michelle C Young
6 years ago

What. No logic. None at all.

First off, the wife “spermjacking”? Aren’t these the same guys who say that marriage EQUALS consent, on a permanent basis, and that the wife can never deny sex to her husband, so what’s up with this denying her his sperm? You can’t have it both ways.

And for the fools who wonder how they can possibly protect their precious sperm from being stolen, if they use a condom, have they never considered just rinsing that sucker out in the sink? Don’t flush it. NEVER flush it. But by all means, send that liquid gold right down the drain. It takes all of a minute, and you can do it while you’re washing your penis is the sink, and wiping your ass THOROUGHLY, in order to catch those demanding wimmenz.

If you want a lot of children, and mean to raise them up to be just as manly as you are (except for the daughters, whom you will raise to be proper, meek, submissive wives for your future sons-in-law), by all means, spread your super-sperm far and wide. And take lots of notes about who, when, where, and if possible, the time of her cycle.

However, if you don’t want lots of children, please get a vasectomy and/or use condoms, and for everyone’s peace of mind, rinse them out afterwards.

On shaming mentally ill people – it’s perfectly alright to shame mentally ill people, providing those particular people have done something shameful, and that’s what the shaming is about. Oh, and they just HAPPEN to have a mental illness. Just keep behavior and illness separated, please. It doesn’t matter if Hitler was neuro-typical or not. He deserved to be shamed. And not because of any mental stuff. He deserved to be shamed for what he DID.

So, really, just because you’re bi-polar, doesn’t excuse doing horrible stuff, and if you are bi-polar, no one should EXPECT you do to horrible stuff, which is completely avoidable, and not at all connected with bi-polar, and therefore, there is nothing shameful about being bipolar. It is a pain in the neck, to be sure, but neither a doom or guarantee of horribleness, nor an excuse for it.

As for the wife cheating – if the man gave her reason to want to stray, I guarantee it wasn’t the quality of his sperm. Cheating has a number of explanations, including (but not limited to) the quality of the character of the cuckolded spouse, the quality of the lover (simply irresistible), the quality of the character of the cheating spouse, and in some cases, amnesia. Sperm quality simply DOES NOT MAKE THE LIST. Fertility might make the list. IF the wife wants a child that the husband can’t or won’t give her, then she might find a “sperm donor,” instead, but that still has nothing to do with his “super serum,” and more to do with a willingness to put the sperm IN the vagina, or a willingness to actually go to a fertility specialist.

I once knew a woman who was having trouble conceiving. She went for test after test after test after test. Everything came back good. Her husband, who claimed to desperately want children, flatly refused even one simple cum-in-a-cup test, and just blamed her. And his parents and siblings and other relatives blamed her. Thanksgiving was hell for her. Christmas was worse, because the holiday is so geared toward children. After a few years of this, she finally managed to get him tested, but by then she already wanted a divorce. And she was a faithful Catholic.

I believe that the church found her to have grounds for annulment, though. Because it’s not always the woman’s fault. Sometimes, dudes, the man can actually be in the wrong. Shocker, I know.

TL:DR – Pbtbtbtbtbtb!!! Buncha twits.

ceebarks
ceebarks
6 years ago

What’s the shelf-life of sperm, anyway? I had been under the impression that outside the body, it didn’t survive long. Not long enough to steal a condom, bolt for the door, list in on ebay and package it up for next-day delivery, anyhow.

(I just realized I’ve not the faintest clue how sperm banks work. Could it be… SATAN?!)

Anilorotze Lomar (@carsofreidginsb)

On another note, here’s that amazing reading of Juicebro’s tweets: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mu8CZl2Uyb

seraph4377
6 years ago

1) Are these fools unaware that sperm turns into a useless clotted gel very quickly if not kept under the exact right conditions? As in stealing from dead bodies and auctioning used condoms from NBA players is pretty pointless? If they are unaware, how is that possible? As a male past the age of puberty, it’s hard to miss.

2) All other questions aside…why are you having unprotected sex with your wife if you don’t want any more children?

katz
6 years ago

Um.

I know dead bodies can get erections, but they can’t ejaculate, can they? (I’m not sure I want to know the answer to this question.)

Puddleglum
6 years ago

Just gonna paste this in the correct thread.

I use tea tree oil all the time as a deoderant, no general problems with stinging (oil of oregano, on the other hand…). Not that I would put it anywhere sensitive, cuz that’s just silly.

As for the coconut oil, I remember reading some weird article about using it as a mouthwash to get rid of cavities (no, really), so maybe he thinks the same thing applies to his dick?

Hahahaha, tea tree oil + coconut oil is the new ‘snake’ oil! Hahahahahahahaha! Er. Ahem.

Redcap
Redcap
6 years ago

Policy of Madness: While I strongly agree that diagnosing people over the internet is a bad idea, your implication that delusions of grandeur and bipolar disorder are not connected is troubling. Even a cursory bit of research reveals that delusions of grandeur are heavily associated with bipolar disorder. Using the people around you as samples is -really- bad science, and can be easily countered; for example, I knew someone who had strong delusions of grandeur, along with hypersexuality. When some friends and I finally got him to go to a doctor about it, it turned out that he was bipolar.

I would turn your statement around and say that, just because you have a disorder, does not make you the arbiter of it and its symptoms. This would also include people with a disorder who try to diagnose it in other people, such as Lauren.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
6 years ago

Wikipedia implies that ejaculation is not guaranteed but might be possible. Take that with as big of a grain of salt as Wikipedia requires.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
6 years ago

While I strongly agree that diagnosing people over the internet is a bad idea,

Then don’t do it. The end.

Shiraz
Shiraz
6 years ago

Duders, sperm doesn’t live forever. It has a very limited shelf life once it leaves the host. A vagina eventually purges the stuff. I mean, I know you’ll grasp at any straw to try and convince yourselves that you have superhuman powers (because deep down you’re losers — and know it), but don’t make shit up without so much as consulting a book.

I’m just thinking of how much I love condoms — and approve of vasectomies.

seraph4377
6 years ago

@ Katz – I wouldn’t think so. Bowel and bladder let loose when you die, but that’s muscles relaxing. Ejaculation requires muscles to contract.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
6 years ago

It’s funny that the men’s rights and puas think we really want their sperm. We don’t but whatever makes you feel desired. I’m not saying sperm jacking doesn’t happen it does but wow.
Those headlines can go under ‘stories that never happened’ in the Fempire Head Council File Cabinet

weirwoodtreehugger
“How is she supposed to get lucrative child care payments from a dead man?”

She traps some beta or she can have the government pay for her

Michelle C Young
6 years ago

Totally off topic –

I will most likely be off-line for the next week to ten days, because I just today started some brandy-new medication for what we HOPE is an infection. Because, if it’s an infection, there’s a cure. If it’s not, it’s one of those life-long, just deal with it things. My doc says it sure does look like an infection – YAY!

Anyway, one trip to the pharmacy, and $200 later, I have antibiotics, and anti-nauseau medication to go with them, because last time I was on these antibiotics, for the same thing, I harfed my guts up for a week, and spent the rest of the run being really queasy. But they worked well, so it was worth it, at the time.

I sure hope the anti-nausea meds work. Side effects (which are already starting to show – yay), include headache, dizziness, and sleepiness. Add in my pain meds, and the pain to go with them, and not only is my sleep schedule going to be really messed up, but I’ll also be profoundly messed up, mentally.

At least, when I’m incapable of normal thought (thanks to the pain meds), I’m not in pain. But when I’m in pain, I don’t think so clearly, either.

Anyway, Don’t worry about me. My family is looking after me. They’re so good to me. However, I will be off-line.

Unless, of course, the meds all work together in a wonderful synergy that counteracts all the side effects and turns me into a font of wisdom and energy.

On the plus side, I am already feeling LOADS better! Yaaay! I really am! The problem started Friday (of course), but I used the previously-prescribed ointments, and the problem is running its course at an accelerated rate, so although I DO need the antibiotics, I am already on the downward slope. I have passed the peak and it can only get better from here. HOORAY!

Also, I like my doctor! Great bedside manner, and treats her patients with respect. No fat-hatred or talking down, or blaming, or anything like that. She’s very nice.

So, I’m happy and upbeat, and going to bed now. Bye, y’all, and have a great life, until I see you again.

Oh, also, @Falconer (I think), I am absolutely loving playing Planescape: Torment! THANK YOUUUUUUU!!!!! I’m going to have to go through and play it a second time, to fix all the times where I goofed up, like giving the “can only be used by Nameless One” spell to Dak’kar to copy into his spell book. Grrrrr. Or safely stowing the extra stuff I didn’t have room for in my inventory and wouldn’t be able to use for a while (until I trained as a mage), and then forgetting where I stored it! From now on, I pick a spot, and label it on the map, and maybe start my own note-book, since I can’t use custom journal entries.

Also, did you know that Beamdog has released Icewind Dale Enhanced Edition?! OOOOOHHHHH!

This is just such a good time for gamer… for people who play games, like us.

The #GGers can go step on a Web trap in a Stinking Cloud.

catmara
6 years ago

She traps some beta or she can have the government pay for her

“Trap Me a Beta” will be the big dance number in my forthcoming “Misandry: The Musical”

Michelle C Young
6 years ago

@WWTHl – Maybe she sues his heirs/estate?

@PUbblegulem -HAHAHA! That ws funny.

Andddd pills are kicking in.

Michelle C Young
6 years ago

Misandry musical – I want to see that!

The show-stopper numbers must be “Liquid Effin’ Gold” and “Scented Effin” Candles!”

Binjabreel
6 years ago

There are a few lower-wired reflex arcs that still work in corpses. The “Lazarus reflex” comes to mind, where the body raises it’s arms and crosses them across it’s chest. (It’s scary as all fucking hell to see, I’ll tell you what)

So since a good bit of the wiring for the genetalia only goes into the spine and back out again (which is why many parapeligics can still achieve erection and orgasm even if they can’t feel it) I’d imagine that depending on the means of death you’d have at least a half hour before nerve death started kicking in enough to break the wiring.

Sorry, psychologist who just read Bonk and Stiff in rapid succession here. 😛

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
6 years ago

katz

“I know dead bodies can get erections, but they can’t ejaculate, can they? (I’m not sure I want to know the answer to this question.)”

seraph4377
“@ Katz – I wouldn’t think so. Bowel and bladder let loose when you die, but that’s muscles relaxing. Ejaculation requires muscles to contract.”

This a weird question I know this is just a movie but how did Edward get Bella pregnant in Twilight? Edward is somewhat dead isn’t he? Or do vampires have some sort of special ability?

Catmara
“Trap Me a Beta” will be the big dance number in my forthcoming “Misandry: The Musical”

I must see it

Bernardo Soares
Bernardo Soares
6 years ago

@Michelle: Gute Besserung. I get the nausea from antibiotics; I recently developed that from antibiotics I take as a prophylactic against malaria when traveling. Not good…

Concerning Planescape:Torment: one of my all-time favourites. There’s a kind of successor coming up next year or so. Also Spiderweb Software has some nice RPGs (Avadon, Geneforge) that scratched my particular itch when I missed Baldur’s Gate. Much of that stuff’s on sale over at GOG right now.

The more this Gamercrap goes on, the more I’m astonished at what they see as good games. I played AC for five minutes before getting bored. Skyrim a bit longer, and I return sometimes because it’s pretty, but that’s basically it.

Emmy Rae
Emmy Rae
6 years ago

@catmara Trap Me A Beta made me LOL

Emmy Rae
Emmy Rae
6 years ago

I am the best feminist, as proven by my 8 kids, conceived with the ebay-purchased sperm of NBA players and living with me in our child-support funded mansion. Living the dream, my friends.

ceebarks
ceebarks
6 years ago

“Trap Me a Beta” will be the big dance number in my forthcoming “Misandry: The Musical”

haha! I’d download that soundtrack and play it for weeks.

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