It’s not exactly news that Men’s Rights Activists are obsessed — seriously obsessed — with sperm.
Several days ago, one Redditor took to the Men’s Rights subreddit to warn fellow sperm-generators to keep a close watch on that sperm of theirs, telling the tale of how he allegedly caught his alleged wife allegedly “scooping … up” the sperm he had thoughtfully deposited on her belly during sex and “PUTTING IT IN HER VAGINA!!!” He is now allegedly seeking a divorce.
But this is hardly the first time Men’s Rights Redditors have worked themselves into a lather over the dangers of spermjacking. Or even the hundredth. If you do a search for the word “sperm” on Reddit’s Men’s Rights subreddit, you’ll find literally hundreds of posts — many with hundreds of upvotes and/or comments — on the importance of safeguarding one’s own sperm.
Some headlines:
And my favorite:
Ironically, while the Men’s Rights crowd waxes paranoid about spermjackers, many of their comrades in misogyny are planning on filling as many vaginas as possible with their sacred sperm.
Pickup “artists” regularly boast about “raw dogging” their dates, apparently as unconcerned with the real dangers of STDs as they are with the possibility of pregnancy.
Perhaps the most enthusiastic sperm donor of them all? Mike Cernovich, the Juice-Rights Lawyer and GamerGate celebrity who recently treated his Twitter followers to some extended musings on the allegedly addictive qualities of his “super” sperm.
https://twitter.com/PlayDangerously/status/541453497598623745
https://twitter.com/PlayDangerously/status/541454375890079745
https://twitter.com/PlayDangerously/status/541456510946000896
https://twitter.com/PlayDangerously/status/541457198073659393
In case you’re wondering, Cernovich claims that “alpha STD protection” has kept him from getting herpes and other STDs from all the decidedly unsafe sex he claims to be having.
For more of Cernovich’s wisdom on sperm and other subjects, see this enlightening Storify put together by Twitter’s amazing @SJWIlluminati.
Sometimes people with mental health issues get these super-human notions that they are immune to things like STDs… I’m bipolar and that kind of delusion is somewhat common when a person is manic. Pair that with the hypersexuality of mania and you have a recipe for disaster. This guy is dangerous.
My favourite is:
“I thought it was my right, given that he was living with me, and I had bought him many, many M&S ready meals.”
Cernovich lives on twitter. It’s hard to figure out where he carves out time to maintain his “gorilla” physique or “bang hotties.” Ostensibly all this manic self-promotion is helping him market his super special “juice.” I’m not the first to wonder what in hell is IN that “juice?”
There’s an audio track of someone reading Cernovich’s tweet as if they were an infomercial. It’s awesome, but I can’t remember where I found it.
RE: Bandwagon Fallacy–The bandwagon fallacy is committed by arguments that appeal to the growing popularity of an idea as a reason for accepting it as true. They take the mere fact that an idea suddenly attracting adherents as a reason for us to join in with the trend and become adherents of the idea ourselves.
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Are you a misogynist? Do the world a favor; stay out of the gene pool.
Seriously, keep it to yourself – guard your loins with your life and your seed with your soul.
Cue that clip of General Jack D. Ripper from Dr Strangelove… “precious bodily fluids”
Maybe Juicebro aka @PlayDangerously is working on the theory that stockpiling his jizz improves the quality – I suggest he should be encouraged to concentrate on keeping his manjuice entirely to himself, in order to obtain the highest possible quality. He can’t be too careful in sharing it out; in fact it would be all the better if no one has to be exposed to his super serum. Sounds like it could be toxic even in small doses.
These guys have a very very high opinion of their semen. Cernovich frighteningly so. “Addicted to cum?” Do they actually believe this? I am now kinda imagining women breaking into a sperm bank just to get another fix.
Also. This article made me think about misogynist-manjuice…
… eeeww, ew, ew, ew, eeeeewww!
I need a long shower, and a decontamination unit.
1. I have bipolar and have never had such a delusion.
2. I know 4 separate people other than myself with bipolar and they have never expressed any delusions about superhumanity, when manic or otherwise.
3. There are people without bipolar who do express delusions of superhumanity.
The take home: bipolar and these kinds of ideas are not connected, since neither one predicts the other.
It’s not okay to diagnose people over the internet. It doesn’t become okay when you have a diagnosis of your own.
It is a mystery why any woman would be interested in a misogynist’s sperm. I think we can safely put that “mystery” in the Urban Legends file.
Lauren,
We don’t do ablism here. Don’t shame mentally ill people. It’s shitty.
Notice that he blames men who are cheated on for having inferior sperm. It couldn’t just be that cheaters gonna cheat or people sometimes stray. It couldn’t be that women are individuals and make choices for themselves that have nothing to do with sperm. It has to be a flaw in the man’s ejaculate.
So, he tells men to have unsafe sex and then if they get a disease from it, he blames them.
Just more proof that misogynists hate men too.
I wonder how he explains men with vasectomies and faithful partners? How does he explain couples who use condoms, fit dudes in open relationships or same sex couples? Trans men? Anything? Anything at all? How?
*head asplode*
“Feminists Robbing Dead Bodies for Sperm” is a gem, indeed.
Paranoia will destroya, our (not so) dear misogynists — and not a moment too soon. Ahhh…
Paranoia, and testosterone / steroid poisoning, in case of Cernovich.
Big Bank Hank famously boasted that he could bust Lois Lane out with his super-sperm. Consensually, of course, because she apparently had just told him that damn, fly guy, she was in love with him but he just needed to him let her quit her boyfriend named Superman.
*him to
With such an elevated opinion of his high-grade gism, maybe there are colossal marketing opportunities just waiting for Mike Wonderjizz to brand and advertise his super refined serum man milk. Would it be like ‘True Blood’ for vampires just like in the TV show, except obviously given a brand name like Alpha TruCum? Scientists, get to work stat on synthesising massive quantities of Mike Manjuice’s wang marinade.
Sort of relevant: The adventures of Condoman and Lubelicious!
http://www.inceptionstrategies.com/cm2.htm
“sexual transmutation of energy” is how you convert your liquid lead into liquid gold
We need to have a chat with that feminist who robbed a dead man’s sperm. How is she supposed to get lucrative child care payments from a dead man? Clearly she was poorly trained in misandering and needs to go to on of our biyearly seminars.
Yeah, sure…
I mean, what other field of culture do I know of that’s weirdly obsessed with sperm?
I wonder, is this obsession with their sperm a consequence of the near-fetishization of ejaculation in mainstream porn with its dramatic “money shots” (which I’ve heard were invented to “prove” the sex was not simulated but are often faked nowadays anyway because of fears about HIV) and enthusiastic starlets gulping the stuff down like it was the liquid gold of the manosphere’s dreams? Or is it the other way around?
Sometimes, I think these guys are operating at kindergarten level, picking their noses and wiping their boogers on any woman unfortunate enough to be in range…
Next, they’ll be reviving preformationism…
Ok, I’m kind of dreading the answer, but how do they fake ejaculation?
Sometimes it’s good to be reminded of just how surreal the Manosphere can get.