The Alpha Dogs on the Red Pill Subreddit are totally taking “text game” to the next level.
You know how it is when a Hot Babe 8 texts you and you start typing out a reply because, you know, that’s what people do when they get texts, and then you get ready to click “send” because that’s how you send texts? DON’T DO IT! SENDING TEXTS WHEN YOU WRITE THEM IS TOTALLY BETA.
Instead, show her who’s boss by scheduling your text to be sent later. THEN SHE’LL THINK YOU REPLIED LATER BECAUSE YOU’RE SO COOL AND BUSY AND ALOOF and totally not desperate to get in her pants or anything!
And your phone makes it easy! As noahbish explains:
She’ll be like, why didn’t he answer me, maybe I’m ugly and he’s too SUPERCOOL for me, and totally not someone playing stupid high school dating games by scheduling his response for later because, really, who would even do that.
Truly, there is nothing more alpha as fuck than scheduling your texts so you won’t seem beta as fuck.
Also another totally cool thing you can do is to text “370HSSV 0773H” to people and when they ask what it means tell them to turn their phone upside down. Ha ha! OWNED.
@Policy of Madness
What amazes me the most is that many of these conversations on that tumbler were actually going somewhere, people were talking and even flirting, and then, suddenly, but inevitably, it ends in sitting on somebody’s face.
Behold the Manosphere. Consider the paradoxes it can sustain.
Such as:
1. Women are stupid, but nevertheless
2. They’re so keen that all you need to do is wait to send them a text message and they draw all sorts of hyperspace conclusions to the effect that you’re an exiled sun-god in disguise. (None of these conclusions, BTW, are immediately derivable from the evidence presented on the ground.)
{silence crickets female recipient of late-night text message quietly scratches her head in the background}
There are some things womankind was never meant to know.
Kat – I noticed that Bob gave you exactly 90 minutes to respond before he abused you – I wonder if it is on a PUA website somewhere that a woman only deserves your approval if she responds to you in under 90 minutes – waiting after all is SO beta!
FREEDOM! Go, little guy!
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I think that TRPers classify women who don’t respond to messages immediately (or at all) as “flakes.” Leastwise, that’s how one baby PUA seemed to use the word. The problem must be a personality fault of hers, because it’s impossible that the fault is in the PUA and she has detected it.
Seriously? My question is how does this make them any better than all of the “manipulative females” out to trap them with a kid, take their money, and then beat the shit out of them, that they adore waxing idiotic about? Here’s a notion: let go of junior high school and text whenever you wanna text to whomever you wanna text. This is not rocket science, and frankly, the more I see of these type alpha male posts, the more I prefer celibacy> Lucky for me, all the men I know are feminists:)
It would be great if the woman was using the same strategy and the reply time just kept growing exponentially.
Now Eric Garner’s murderer won’t be indicted either. I wish I could say I’m surprised. http://gawker.com/killer-cop-who-choked-eric-garner-walks-free-1666276406/all
I don’t even own a cellphone, and never have. Strictly landlines here. And if I don’t feel like talking, I don’t answer. This “schedule your text for the middle of the night” shit sounds a lot like the latest variation on drunk dialing. Which I most definitely don’t answer.
@wwth, I wish I could express the sheer amount of disappointment I’m feeling about that. Going to look at kitty pictures so I can concentrate at work.
Brain bleach
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D’awwww, so adorable. Thanks!
skiriki,
*wipes tear*
I accept this kitty candle and these bon bons on behalf of the matriarchy.
Well, apparently it has something to do with a woman “rationalizing” things like mad. Like her brain has a little hamster in it, running endlessly on a wheel and going nowhere, so she MUST be “led” by a big, strong, Alpha Dog type. It’s all bullshit, of course, and whenever I read it, I snicker and think Yup, there’s a “rationalization hamster” running on a wheel in SOMEONE’s head, all right, but it’s not HERS, buddy…
@Lea — it is a special scented candle, even! See, the label says “TERPer Tears”.
This sounds like an awful sitcom plot, where the alpha bro accidentally sends his boss a time delayed sexy text, and said bro has to try and delete it.
@Joel
♫One’s the boss, the other’s a douche♫
♫A scheduling error, and a sext is loose♫
♫A race against time to save his caboose♫
♫It’s time for Text Ed! Text Eeeeed!♫
Text Ed was filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Or whose phone is more often turned off than on, like mine?
I’d like to redefine this whole stupid Greek system. RealAlphaDudes(TM) enjoy conversation with women. They enjoy people’s company, not just dividing everyone into “people” (men) and “fuckable/not fuckable” (women). They’re not bigots, hateful or willfully ignorant.
I should probably clarify that, in my head, the main character’s name is Ed… for branding purposes or something.
OT, but delicious: There’s a petition circulating to keep Julien Blanc out of his native Switzerland!
Ellesar
No, no, no, see they want exclusive access to a woman’s vagina, but it has to be on THEIR terms. As in: “I want to fuck them when I want, not when they want, because wimmens should always be on my metaphorical dick when *I* want them to be (which is all the time, but SHHHH don’t tell them that because then I’ll sound *desperate*). And they should all jump at the chance to be on my metaphorical dick. Because I’m the most amazing of amazing people.”
Then they also want access to other women’s vaginas as well, also on their terms. They want singular possession of all the female vaginas. The person that vagina is attached to cannot have another penis in that vagina or it is forever ruined for them.
Because if that woman with a vagina were to ever understand that she is her own person and has a mind of her own and can fuck or date other people if one of these people won’t give her the time of day and try to play like they’re not interested in her, then THE ENTIRE WORLD WOULD END. Because then women would be having jobs, hobbies, healthy relationships and things that don’t revolve around a specific man and shit, and we can’t have that!
(But if you get pregnant, that’s your own damn fault because women can TOTES create babies on their own and it’s not like PUAs are the type of people to use any kind of birth control because condoms feel icky and that’s the wimmen’s job because if you don’t want to get preggers, YOU should be on birth control, and wimmens make babies on their own regularly to hurt and attack poor widdle men, and you’re not getting a dime outta them because you’re a golddigging slur of some kind who wants the last few pieces of monies I possess from working hard like MEN SHOULD DO.)
[/sarcasm][/humor.exe]
Also, if they’re going to try to make women seem like cute, furry rodents, perhaps they shouldn’t have picked one that bites so much.
This is some disturbing game design-esque manipulation, spacing out replies like they’re a reward.
ParadoxicalIntention, please to accept one gift-wrapped internets.
They see the romcoms, with the “why don’t he call” scene, and they think to themselves AHA! eureka and wowzer, they have found the magic manipulation technique to win the dominance dance. And if they were in a romcom they would prolly be right.
Do these furballs ever consider even short range consequences to their flimsy egos? What’s dipdork’s game plan when this theoretical woman (hopefully) doesn’t return his text?