The Alpha Dogs on the Red Pill Subreddit are totally taking “text game” to the next level.
You know how it is when a Hot Babe 8 texts you and you start typing out a reply because, you know, that’s what people do when they get texts, and then you get ready to click “send” because that’s how you send texts? DON’T DO IT! SENDING TEXTS WHEN YOU WRITE THEM IS TOTALLY BETA.
Instead, show her who’s boss by scheduling your text to be sent later. THEN SHE’LL THINK YOU REPLIED LATER BECAUSE YOU’RE SO COOL AND BUSY AND ALOOF and totally not desperate to get in her pants or anything!
And your phone makes it easy! As noahbish explains:
She’ll be like, why didn’t he answer me, maybe I’m ugly and he’s too SUPERCOOL for me, and totally not someone playing stupid high school dating games by scheduling his response for later because, really, who would even do that.
Truly, there is nothing more alpha as fuck than scheduling your texts so you won’t seem beta as fuck.
Also another totally cool thing you can do is to text “370HSSV 0773H” to people and when they ask what it means tell them to turn their phone upside down. Ha ha! OWNED.
So mature! He “doubles” and “triples” the time responding to this hypothetical woman who he’s gonna teach a lesson to! Lame-o.
I think this person deserves to get a link to the “Bye Felipe” site. http://instagram.com/byefelipe
Sigh. I look forward to the day when communication finally has a bigger influence on our relationships than the relentless practice of bloody generalized conditioning psych.
If you have to invent ways to fake being something, just stop. Look at your life. Look at your choices. Why is it you believe that just being yourself isn’t good enough for anyone else and why would you want to be appreciated for the things you aren’t when that isn’t appreciation for you at all? What happened to your self esteem? When did you give up on having any?
Meanwhile, texting late only makes you seem rude unless you know the person you are texting is a night owl. Me personally? I’d reach through the phone and rip out you soul for waking me up, if such a thing were possible. It isn’t a turn on to lose sleep for some rando’s text.
What does he think that post was? It was laughable, pixelated anal leakage.
Another technique that works is having some sort of job or hobby that occupies some of your time, so that you’re not constantly staring at your phone and composing replies to messages the instant they arrive.
Even if you’re just sitting at home watching television, you can put the phone to the side and read/answer messages during the commercial breaks.
I should totally write a book for MRAs. I’m sort of an ignoramus when it comes to social interaction, but it seems like they’re even worse at it than I am.
I totally read that header as “Put the Hamster on Your Cock”.
I suspect that dating strategy works as well as, if not better than, what he’s suggesting.
Do you think they use a stopwatch?
(That being said, I do feel sorry for any hamsters out there living with guys like this. Poor widdle hammies!)
What happens when this guy meets a Rules girl whose mandatory blackout period conflicts with his mandatory blackout period? Will they get into an endless feedback loop of not-talking-to-each-other?
I actually don’t text, but I do email routinely and I find that the best conversations take place when we are both at our computers and can respond to one another quickly.
I reckon having conversations is beta behavior now. Maybe that’s why betas get into long term, fulfilling relationships? I’m still having a hard time seeing why being a beta is undesirable. Seems like betas get the best of everything.
Stupid, abusive asshats!
Again, the manureshpere manages to simultaneously show its misogyny and misandry!
I think Imma go live in a cave, at the top of a mountain, in a far far away land. Where there’s no cel service.
Some guy tried this with me once after a first date. I wouldn’t go out with him again, and he kept contacting me for months afterwards.
Here’s a shirt I like that sums up what “being yourself” means to me.
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f1/2f/66/f12f663271253861e60f4951a15846bb.jpg
The straightwhiteboystexting tumblr has lots of examples of dudes who keep contacting women for months, and occasionally years, with zero response from the woman. And it has lots of examples of dudes getting angry and calling women nasty names when the women don’t respond immediately. Usually these are different dudes, but both behaviors stem from a common sense of entitlement.
Fetlife has an own group for stupid messages people get. Not surprisingly, many of them consist mainly of a guy becoming increasingly rude when the women doesn’t answer – even after making it clear that the basic proposition (“Let’s have sex”) was a lost case anyway. It’s fascinating (and sad) to see something like that, from an (often) stupid pick-up line, based on a complete disregard for the person’s preferences (written down on the profile), to insults, when the guy doesn’t get what he wants.
“Text Game” by BTomDarga
When your texted by a hottie
it’s like you want to party
But don’t jump the gun
or you’ll be the lonely one
Reply too quick
and she’ll lose interest in your dick
so keep her panties wet
by scheduling your Texts
When your text-game’s this advanced
you’ll type your way into their pants
Break It Down…….
So let me get this straight. Texting right after you get a reply is super Beta and shows that you are desperate. Instead, schedule a text to be sent late at night! The silly FEEEMAAAALE won’t know that you used a scheduler, so she’ll think that you actually stayed up late at night, spending hours crafting a message, nervously sending it when you know it will be the most disruptive.
ALPHA!
Something tells me this dude hasn’t quite thought this through.
Lea: Dammit, i need that shirt now.
I just think that however you are, you better love yourself that way, because you are stuck with you for a lifetime. Being fake is exhausting and worse, it is not fabulous. You can fake it til you make it sometimes, but the person you really need to convince in order to BE fabulous is yourself and you know when you are faking it every time. There is nothing wrong with returning texts or calls at your leisure because the phone is not the boss of you, but purposefully returning texts when you know people are likely to be sleeping is shitty and purposefully shitty isn’t fabulous either. I feel a little sorry for these guys because they are missing so many opportunities to grow and it shows. All the faking it in the world can’t hide that sort of failure to thrive of the soul.
Meanwhile she’s going out with the guys who did text her back because she knows they are interested and available to have fun.
This is the kind of scum bucket tactics they teach in “The Game” and other pathetic Alpha books. I’ve pretty much read them all so I could spot a red pill (compliments of my ex). Don’t they get that only a beta has to create dating tactics and lame schedules for texts? A real alpha (in theory) would have such amazing game, it would be effortless…
I am not going to enter the Manosphere to find out what they mean by ‘hamster’, but when I did see this on a ghastly (is there any other?) ROK rant I felt compelled to point out that hamsters are solitary, meeting for mating purposes and then going their own way again. Surely that isn’t what the pua’s and assorted saddo’s want? That would be like … spermjacking!
…keeps the bs chatter to a minimum.
And once again, duded show just how much they despise having to actually engage in conversation with the women they want to “conquer.”
Women tend to have it drilled into our heads that if a man is only contacting them late at night, it means he is only looking for a booty call. It’s going to be awfully hard to trick a woman into thinking you might want a relationship so she’ll sleep with you if you only text her late at night.
If I received a very late text I would tend to think that the man had sleep issues, and was extremely inconsiderate, and I am really not interested in jerk insomniacs!