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When an Alpha Male 2.0 comfort bombards a Type 2 VYW: A Somewhat Horrifying Red Pill Glossary

This will make more sense after you read the post, I think.
This will make more sense after you read the post, I think.

Is your love life lacking acronyms and made-up words?

In love, as in every other aspect of life (except perhaps talking to cats), it pays to increase your word power. Happily for all of us I have discovered a wondrous Red Pill Glossary on Black Dragon Blog (tagline: “Love Women While Staying Free”), which includes a wide assortment of terms that will be new even to the most advanced Alpha.

Most would-be PUAs (Pickup Artists) can tell an AFC (Average Frustrated Chump) from a DHV (Demonstration of Higher Value). But here are few other acronyms you may not have encountered:

CTF – Cheating Time Frame. The amount of time you have installed in your brain before you will cheat on a monogamous partner. …

EFA – Early Frame Announcement. The strongly conveyed but unspoken overall message to a woman non-verbally conveying who you are and why you’re there. …LSNFTE Long Soft Next For Temporary Exclusivity.

I didn’t make this one up, seriously. What all that apprently means:

A common occurrence with Alphas in nonmonogamous relationships where a woman leaves the Alpha, who will not give her monogamy, so she can get a traditional boyfriend or husband who will.

Huh. Maybe she’s leaving you because you’re the sort of person who goes around talking about CTF and LSNFTE, OK?

TEP Three Exchange Process. Pitching a first date to a woman on the third or fourth email exchange with her on a dating site.

WHY DO YOU NEED AN ACRONYM FOR THIS? How many spammy messages are you sending out on OK Cupid anyway?

VYW – Very Young Woman, a woman between the age of consent (usually 18) and 23. VYW have the lowest ASD of any age group, by far.

Oh, whoops, I forgot: ASD is “Anti Slut Defense,” which Mr. Black Dragon defines as:

A condition created by societal programming experienced by women wherein they attempt to avoid sex, even if they want it, so as to not look or feel like a “slut” or “inappropriate” or not like “a lady”.

I think this is his complicated way of saying that no means yes.

There are three different types of VYW’s by the way. You can look them up yourself.

Now that you’ve mastered some of the most useful acronyms, let’s give acronyms a Hard Next and move onto actual words. And made-up words.

I might as well start with Hard Next, huh?

Hard Next – A permanent breakup. Where a man leaves a woman, never contacts her again, and literally never sees her again (or at least never again in a sexual context). …

This is not to be confused with a Soft Next, which is apparently a synonym for “acting like a douchebag.”

Soft Next – When a man removes a woman from his life for a short period of time, usually three to seven days, during which he completely ignores all communication from her, because of drama she gave him. At the end of the soft next, the relationship resumes as normal.

Or she tells him to go fuck himself because he’s being an immature asshole.

The Soft Next is not to be confused with the Stinky Next, which is when a man leaves a woman after letting out a fart so noxious that he’s too embarrassed to ever speak to her again.

Ok, I made that one up. But these are all real:

Betaization – The slow process by which a woman transforms a man she’s in a relationship with from an Alpha to a beta, usually by means of drama, demands, rules, sex (giving or withholding), or threats. Betaization is a completely natural part of a woman’s biological makeup … .

Comfort Bombardment – A process by which you get a woman comfortable about you after the first date is scheduled via online dating but prior to actually meeting her in real life. Comfort Bombardment raises the odds of sex considerably and reduces the odds of flaking. …

This is also useful if you’re planning to start a cult; you can use it alongside “love bombing.”

Disney – Any thought derived from societal programming that monogamy, child rearing, or traditional marriage is pleasant and/or permanent in the modern era. …

And for the fellas:

Guy-Disney – The incorrect thought men have that somewhere out there is a girl who will love you forever, never cheat on you, never get bored with you, and never break up with you.

This is not to be confused with:

Hanna-Barbera — In which someone plays a bongo drum very quickly every time you run.

Ok, I made that one up too.

There are more, but I think we’d probably do better just to make up some of our own.

 

 

 

 

 

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grumpyoldnurse
grumpyoldnurse
10 years ago

@ sparky – Senokot plus a polar bear? Malcolm McDowell, but only because the movie version of ‘Clockwork Orange’ gave me nightmares, thanks to his Alex!

Any thoughts on citro mag plus a wolverine?

grumpyoldnurse
grumpyoldnurse
10 years ago

@ blahlistic – snerk! 🙂

Merus
Merus
10 years ago

I’m delighted by the definition of Guy-Disney. It’s quite sad but also fairly revealing, in that their response to finding out that fairytale romances don’t exist is that fairytales are true but romance isn’t.

I mean, most people get that romance is a lot of work and you have to get good at de-escalating arguments and reading your partner, but in return you get a partner.

Jenny (@dontgiveah00t)
10 years ago

@Sarah

But then I got to the definition of “guy-disney” and it made me feel a pity for them. All that pretentious “game” comes at a great cost.

I’m beginning to wonder if some of them might be aromantic – but then again, most aro people I know don’t have such a massive disdain for romantic relationships and those who pursue them, it just happens to not be their thing.

kittehserf
10 years ago

It’s very unlikely that there’s a woman who’ll love them forever, (or at all) never get bored with them (I’d be bored in 1.5 minutes with one of these idiots), and never break up with them. As for the cheating bit, pfffft, that’s just more of their double standards.

These dipshits spend sooooo much time trying to convince themselves that the men who’re in happy, stable relationships (of whatever variety) are the betas. But really, it’s the creepers with acronyms who fall squarely into the loser bracket; all they have is trying to hurt women and then bragging about it to men as contemptible as they are. Empty lives, dudes, and you’re being laughed at for choosing them.

Puddleglum
10 years ago

@falconer, the adding up took surprisingly little time; we were all in awe of the sheer number of dice, lol. And the high failure rates. “I roll 15 dice and… nope, we don’t jump to hyperspace.” (I am not using an actual roll, it’s been a really long time.) Of course, we also regularly played WoD (2nd edition, I feel ancient), so most of us were used to rolling between 8 and 12 dice in combat.

vbillings
10 years ago

So an Early Frame Announcement is… A trilby?

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

I’m not the only one who finds this stuff super geeky, right? It sounds like they’re reading from a D&D manual, assigning the women to character classes and so on. Dating, the RPG.

Which would be fine if they weren’t trying to convince both themselves and everyone else of how totes cool and alpha it makes them.

Crissa
Crissa
10 years ago

TEP – Three Exchange Process. Pitching a first date to a woman on the third or fourth email exchange with her on a dating site.

WHY DO YOU NEED AN ACRONYM FOR THIS? How many spammy messages are you sending out on OK Cupid anyway?

Actually, this one is quite reasonable (you know, stopped clock and all); make sure that someone is actually interested and engaged with you before moving to the next step. It even says ‘exchange’.

I think it’s more telling that these guys actually need to be told to make these basic human gestures.

Michelle C Young
10 years ago

Sir Boggsworth:

I’m a 4th level Alpha Male with a +2 Cloak of Peacocking and a masterwork fedora, giving me a TSEF0 (to seduce easiness factor zero) of 15.

The green d20 is a bit unbalanced and throws up natural 20s 6.3% of the time, so I use that one when rolling to get laid.

When I reach 7th level, I’m going to multi-class with MRA so I can cast Improved Bitterness and Meme of Confusion and…

Where are you going? I haven’t told you about my Great Neg feat yet!

I love this. This makes up for the ##GG madness, to me. Thank you.

Also, I agree. That red pill must have acid in it.

Michelle C Young
10 years ago

@Falconer – Minsc and Boo and You!

And for extra fun, give Minsc the talking two-handed sword!

Michelle C Young
10 years ago

And I really hope Beamdog releases an enhanced version of Planescape: Torment. I’ve never been able to play all the way through, because first, I got a faulty version, then I moved, then I was unable to get it to run on my computer, so I could only play on borrowed computers, and…

Anyway, great game.

I’ve never played Paranoia, but I’d like to, with the right players and GM. I love the novel, “Title Deleted For Security Reasons.”

Michelle C Young
10 years ago

@BQS

She: Hello.
He: I HAVE VISUAL LRD OF AN RNTPZQ AT 01040 WHISKEY FOXTROT TANGO! REPEAT, CONFIRMED LEVEL 3 SPBHCA WITH AN F-5 FUNNEL ON THE GROUND. CLOSING ON TARGET WITH ZDRNST FFW ZZT BLX. ROGER!
She: Uh-huh. So….is Roger single?

ROTFLSHMPMND!

Rolling on the floor, laughing so hard my pants may never dry.

duckbunny
10 years ago

Apparently, the single most attractive trait a man can have is “outcome independence”.

Translation: women want men whose emotional state will not be altered in any way by anything women do. Um. That’s really not how relationships work.

Also, you’re not having a relationship at all if you’ve had sex less than three times in the last six weeks. So that’s any long-distance pairing up the spout.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

Ah, I see Sir Bodsworth was way ahead of me. Also I love how both giving and withholding sex are evil attempts to betaize a man. Everything we do is an attempt at virtual castration, really.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

So women want androids? Well, I guess Data was quite popular…

Michelle C Young
10 years ago

@cassandrakitty

I know for a fact that Data inspired many sexy fanfics, especially after that one episode where he got it on with …

OK, no spoilers. Just sayin’, he has his fans, alright.

Michelle C Young
10 years ago

I has a slight sad – I’m running out of time to knit Christmas presents, and so I can’t game as much as I’d like. Wah.

However, I can knit while I watch TV, and I may have to do a Star Trek marathon, soon.

Anyway, I need to get to bed, so I can function with the family later. Bye, all! Happy Thanksgiving, to those who celebrate it, and have a great day, to everyone!

Except to PUAs, MRAs, MGTOW, and #GGers. They can play on a Lego bounce-house.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

When an android is more human and thus more likeable than you are you’d think that would be cause for concern, but not for these guys.

AshPlant
AshPlant
10 years ago

Michelle C Young – have you tried this series of fixes/mods for Torment? Updates most versions to run on modern systems, and adds in some elided content to boot.

http://thunderpeel2001.blogspot.co.uk/2009/01/planescape-torment-fully-modded.html

Falconer
10 years ago

@Sir Bodsworth:

I’m a 4th level Alpha Male with a +2 Cloak of Peacocking and a masterwork fedora, giving me a TSEF0 (to seduce easiness factor zero) of 15.

Holy heck, I missed this last night. Bravo!

M. Tremblay
M. Tremblay
10 years ago

Whenever I read that kind of stuff, I keep thinking these guys can’t be serious, but then I know a PUA, and yes, these guys are dead serious.

For extra LOLs, according to that guy, PUA is actually supposed to be this SUPER SEEKRIT society that only initiates can truly understand. Outsiders can never grasp the TROOF BRUH as revealed by creepy guys in weird hats. Whenever I criticize PUAs, he jumps in telling me I should stop trusting EEEVUL Jezebel* (which, ironically, I rarely read at all) and just drink the Kool-Aid… I mean, swallow the Red Pill.

Oh, and BONUS: in our most recent exchange, after he failed once again to convince me that treating women like shit would totes get them in bed, he seriously told me that I would “never get a girlfriend with [my] “cuddle and compliment game” “.

Ironically, I started dating someone around the same time as that exchange, and uh… um… Well, let’s just say my “cuddle and compliment game” works just fine, thank you very much.

*Like, seriously, I don’t even know why he brings up Jezebel all the time. I know it’s a feminist blog, but still…

M. Tremblay
M. Tremblay
10 years ago

@Falconer:

With regards to I6 Ravenloft and the Vistani/g*psies.

I’m about to start a 2nd edition game set in Black Box Ravenloft, and what I thought I would do is keep the Vistani, but give them a treatment closer to and more respectful of the Roma (spelling?). Because yeah, the awful g*psy stereotypes had to go, but in principle, I like the idea of an exotic nomadic culture of outsiders who know more about the true nature of the world than most people suspect.

But yeah, the original was awful 😛

emilygoddess - MOD
emilygoddess - MOD
10 years ago

I kind of hope this post attracts butthurt comments for years, like the MGTOW glossary does.

sunnysombrera
10 years ago

M. Tremblay: to the PUA and MRA types, Jezebel is the propaganda machine of the feminist gynocracy that continually talks about how all men are stupid, evil rapists.
And if you’re not one of them you must be a mangina who reads it.

Granted Jezebel can say some off colour stuff for my liking, but it is nowhere near what these guys think it is. Theyve clearly never read it. Just like the guy I encountered on a youtube page who insisted that Julien Blanc is no worse than a copy of Cosmopolitan, which apparently promotes the same stuff but against men. Right.