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Off-topic Poetry Korner: Don't Make Me Ralph

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Sometimes, when going through the mod filter here, I run across a bit of spam so wondrous I feel the need to share it with the world.

So here is a lovely little poem I got today, from an obscure poet named Ralph Lauren Sale.

On Sundays and holidays, paddleboats reveal to visitors
a unique view of everything one of the most beautiful Rio postcards
can offer. The banks of the lagoon contain one of
the best equipped leisure areas in the city and invite the visitor
to go walking, jogging or cycling on bicycles hired on the spot.

You will find brands like Allen Solly, Louis Philippe,
Van Heusen, Peter England People will be available
on the site. Keep a watch for all those amazing offers a .
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It brings a tear to my eyes.

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leftwingfox
10 years ago

“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou are more lovely and more temperate
and swimsuits are half off at The Bay.”

Robert
Robert
10 years ago

Leftwingfox, I’d upvote that if I could.

The spambot’s beard is half-constructed.

ryeash
10 years ago

I love how the cat in the pic is in the process of bunny-kicking that book the hell off of it.

kittehserf - MOD
kittehserf - MOD
10 years ago

The pure poetry of the free market!

kittehserf - MOD
kittehserf - MOD
10 years ago

Since this is OT and has a kitty pic, look what I saw via Pharyngula. As someone rightly asked, “Greebo, how did you get to Japan and breed?”

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljefu8zkrF1qzxlbjo1_500.jpg

Bina
10 years ago

The poetry is found,
if not PROfound.

Kim
Kim
10 years ago

Those are some nasty-ass cats!

kittehserf - MOD
kittehserf - MOD
10 years ago

I’m imagining the photo being found on the photographer’s camera, the only explanation for the bloodstains on the ground …

Kim
Kim
10 years ago

Since we’re OT I’m going to do some shameless self-promotion of my new tumblr – Where’s the cat at? where I photoshop pics of cats into other pics of places they weren’t.

Quite a few mammotheers have sent their cats on adventures, but I need more kitties. So if you want to pop over to the tumblr and submit your kitty, that would be awesome. Then your cat could be famous on the internet* just like Weirwoodtreehugger’s cat.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/0f1cc5d5f1208e7bb6f86fd08b7c3dc2/tumblr_ner28kHrQp1u36ebqo1_1280.jpg

*famous for very low values of fame.

thebewilderness
10 years ago

I love this. I hope you are getting lots of followers and plenty of submissions.

kittehserf - MOD
kittehserf - MOD
10 years ago

Kim, you picture of Little Caesar’s Cat is brilliant! <3

thebewilderness
10 years ago

Those cats would be a great photoshop doing a Godzilla.

Kim
Kim
10 years ago

Glad you guys are liking it. I’m having a lot of fun doing them. 🙂

weirwoodtreehugger
10 years ago

I think I’ll get on my phone soon and submit a pic of my mom’s ginger tabby Frankie. Hopefully I can find a useable one.

pallygirl
pallygirl
10 years ago

They’re great. 🙂

Puddleglum
10 years ago

I take terrible cat pics. It may be because the black cat likes to sit on the black chair…

kittehserf - MOD
kittehserf - MOD
10 years ago

Your black cat has obviously figured out the way to Not Be Seen, Puddleglum!

pallygirl
pallygirl
10 years ago

You have a Cheshire Cat, black variant. 🙂

saphy
saphy
10 years ago

Is that your own Sweetie Pie wearing glasses, David?

sff9
sff9
10 years ago

Wow, I love the brutal interruption of the narrative mid-sentence—and then the enigmatic litany in the last stanza. Powerful stuff. Thanks for sharing.

Kim
Kim
10 years ago
skiriki
10 years ago

Ooooo sent in my pics. Hope they will do nicely.

Citizen Justin
Citizen Justin
10 years ago

My sister-in-law makes $600 a day… no, just kidding.

kittehserf - MOD
kittehserf - MOD
10 years ago

Love the giant kitties, Kim! Is that Urquhart Castle in the second pic?

Kim
Kim
10 years ago

It is kitteh, well spotted!

Citizen Justin – did she invent the one special trick? Or does she just use it to work from home?

skiriki – Your kitty is lovely and I already have an idea of where he will go.