Sometimes, when going through the mod filter here, I run across a bit of spam so wondrous I feel the need to share it with the world.
So here is a lovely little poem I got today, from an obscure poet named Ralph Lauren Sale.
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It brings a tear to my eyes.
“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou are more lovely and more temperate
and swimsuits are half off at The Bay.”
Leftwingfox, I’d upvote that if I could.
The spambot’s beard is half-constructed.
I love how the cat in the pic is in the process of bunny-kicking that book the hell off of it.
The pure poetry of the free market!
Since this is OT and has a kitty pic, look what I saw via Pharyngula. As someone rightly asked, “Greebo, how did you get to Japan and breed?”
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljefu8zkrF1qzxlbjo1_500.jpg
The poetry is found,
if not PROfound.
Those are some nasty-ass cats!
I’m imagining the photo being found on the photographer’s camera, the only explanation for the bloodstains on the ground …
Since we’re OT I’m going to do some shameless self-promotion of my new tumblr – Where’s the cat at? where I photoshop pics of cats into other pics of places they weren’t.
Quite a few mammotheers have sent their cats on adventures, but I need more kitties. So if you want to pop over to the tumblr and submit your kitty, that would be awesome. Then your cat could be famous on the internet* just like Weirwoodtreehugger’s cat.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/0f1cc5d5f1208e7bb6f86fd08b7c3dc2/tumblr_ner28kHrQp1u36ebqo1_1280.jpg
*famous for very low values of fame.
I love this. I hope you are getting lots of followers and plenty of submissions.
Kim, you picture of Little Caesar’s Cat is brilliant! <3
Those cats would be a great photoshop doing a Godzilla.
Glad you guys are liking it. I’m having a lot of fun doing them. 🙂
I think I’ll get on my phone soon and submit a pic of my mom’s ginger tabby Frankie. Hopefully I can find a useable one.
They’re great. 🙂
I take terrible cat pics. It may be because the black cat likes to sit on the black chair…
Your black cat has obviously figured out the way to Not Be Seen, Puddleglum!
You have a Cheshire Cat, black variant. 🙂
Is that your own Sweetie Pie wearing glasses, David?
Wow, I love the brutal interruption of the narrative mid-sentence—and then the enigmatic litany in the last stanza. Powerful stuff. Thanks for sharing.
David should send me his cats to shop, but he hasn’t yet.
Frankie!
http://31.media.tumblr.com/39703c2525f6be0f1cc8fabab71c8f90/tumblr_netl2vGY8q1u36ebqo1_1280.jpg
And random cat I got – is this your cat?
http://33.media.tumblr.com/814b9e042ca23b71ee0477b66c8d7b45/tumblr_netn5lpJwR1u36ebqo1_1280.jpg
Ooooo sent in my pics. Hope they will do nicely.
My sister-in-law makes $600 a day… no, just kidding.
Love the giant kitties, Kim! Is that Urquhart Castle in the second pic?
It is kitteh, well spotted!
Citizen Justin – did she invent the one special trick? Or does she just use it to work from home?
skiriki – Your kitty is lovely and I already have an idea of where he will go.