So a new Redditor has wandered into the Red Pill subreddit, that bastion of enlightened male thought, bringing with him a tale of woe:
I don’t know about you, but I would totally watch that sitcom.
In the Red Pill subreddit, though, the fellas didn’t see much humor in his situation (and only a select few even suspected a troll).
While quite a few thought that Mr. TiltMyBrain had brought the situation on himself, others came to his defense. After all, during the years in which his wife morphed into Hitler and his gay son became gay, he hadn’t yet gotten the Good News of the Red Pill, and didn’t realize he could totally stop the wife-Hitlerization, son-gayification process by being a huge dick to everyone in his family.
Others had more practical suggestions:
I’m hoping that last comment was meant as a joke, but on The Red Pill subreddit it’s impossible to tell.
For many, the crucial question of the day was whether TiltMyBrain’s son was irredeemably gay, or simply so disgusted with the sorry state of modern women that he decided to be a pretend gay because it’s so much easier than being a straight man. Because that’s totally how sexuality works.
Ill_mumble_that reminded the rest of the crucial problem with the son’s possibly pretend homosexuality: All his sperm is going to waste.
And while we’re on the topic of sperm going to waste, a few of the regulars wondered how the OP had managed to have children if the marriage was sexless. A couple of wisecrackers provided a hilarious answer.
Well, hilarious if you’re a regular on Stormfront or Chateau Heartiste.
![]ShadowWriter 1 point 8 hours ago How did you get three kids out of a sexless marriage? permalink save report give gold [–]ISODAK 3 points 6 hours ago permalink save parent report give gold [–]TestosteroneFilled 0 points 5 hours ago Oh his friends Tyone and Jamal helped out a bit I heard.](https://manboobz.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/tyrone.png?resize=489%2C529)
Ha ha! He was cuckolded by black men with hilarious black names!
You know, guys, if you’re really that obsessed with this particular scenario, there’s porn for that. Hell, there’s porn for pretty much all of your ridiculous Red Pill fantasies.
In fact, I’d recommend that everyone posting on The Red Pill stick with porn, forever.
H/T — TheBluePill subreddit. Heck, someone there even came up with the sitcom joke too, though I totally swear I came up with it independently myself! Another Blue Piller helpfully provided this artistic rendition of a Screeching Hitler.
At the end of the series, heavenly bells ring and the mother and her children are rescued by angels. If the marriage has been sexless since the wedding reception* the kids must have been immaculately conceived.
*Of course the wife may have been unfaithful but that’s not advanced as part of the premise for the sitcom. The Idea Man here hasn’t written “Wife has been a screeching Hitler and a skag.”
I have to admit I have a bit of a soft spot for MGTOW types because I do think choosing to have as little to do as possible with women is the best case scenario for virulent misogynists. TeRPers are often the worst case scenario, I never read the Blue Pill during the four minutes I was on reddit because the way these guys discuss the women in their lives is stomach turning. After reading a father describe his children as a son and a “female child” I was done.
booburry: It’s like you’re reading my mind there.
Why would anyone be unhappy with a system that would allow, even encourage, a man to completely disown his children because he doesn’t agree with their politics or like their sexual orientation? Why would anyone object to a system in which men hold all the financial assets and power? Yay, go patriarchy!
Did someone on reddit seriously just suggest murder/suicide as an actual “solution?”
@sparky
LMGulf suggests a triple murder/suicide, which hopefully they meant as a totally funny joke because that never happens or anything! Men never murder people because they aren’t getting their desired outcome …nooope. Its in the OP up there, but its easy to miss with all the other garbage being spewed.
@ceebarks
Aaahahah, that reminds me of the tweet John Scalzi was posting about a while back , which was made into a Manfeel’s Park comic. These guys think withholding their sweet and tender love is a threat. It makes me feel a bit sorry for the day when they realize their version of themselves and reality could not be any further apart.
http://www.manfeels-park.com/comic/make-your-choices/
(Also noticed their most recent comic is an “Actually, its about….” heh heh I love that site)
Ha! I love it.
I gotta remember to put Manfeels PArk in the misandry blogroll.
Also: Note to Connie, who tried to comment here:; I’m wary of people I don’t know trying to post sleazy AVFM videos here. If your questoin was meant sincerely email me and I’ll answer it.
http://youtu.be/a4lJ9vsZjMU
@HCK: That is a beautiful, glorious tweet.
@Ikeke: At one other (?) dude does. I’m on my phone so hopping over to see which post is a pain, but check out the “John Allman” character in whichever recent comments section now tops 300.
@brooked: Newsflash for those guys: If they’re up for same-sex sex when opposite-sex sex isn’t on the table, orientation’s not as binary in nature as they’d probably like to assert
@cee: Whyever wouldn’t you wish to be subject to their “gentle ministrations” and capricious whims?
Especially when so many of them seem to hold that marital rape is impossible.
Ack, toddler’s inexplicably up early.
Reading time’s done.
“Screeching Hitler”, to these guys, translates as “wife once asked me to pick up my socks”.
Well, that’s astonishing that the OP ended up with such a dysfunctional family, where the wife and daughter can’t stand him and both sons are avoiding women like the plague. I can’t imagine where they would have learned such screwed-up attitudes about gender relations. Real head scratcher, that one.
And these shitweasels think patriarchy is the answer to restoring the family,
That Downfall is wonderful, pallygirl.
“I could have had a normal moustache all along! Like fucking Stalin!”
“Screeching Hitler” makes me think of that asdfmovie skit where the husband says “why is the baby on fire” and the wife is flailing around going “BUY ME MORE JEWELRY”
Anyone else spotted ‘MagnanimousGenius’ discussing the ‘tenants of feminism’!? Men in his circle adhere to these ‘tenants’ presumably because of the low low rents and excellent maintenance of the properties that feminism provides!
Dave, I can’t find how to contact you by email. Can you tell me what your e-mail is, or show me somewhere on this site where I can find you e-mail address? Oh, and I put the video in my comment because I thought you might want to see what those idiots were actually saying about you. Of course no one here believes it’s true.
The worst thing here is the backhanded implication that his son somehow failed him by being gay. The misogyny, and blaming interpersonal issues on women as a whole are dumb, but that is basically shining a giant “I’m an awful parent” signal.
The advice from the manosphere was to abandon or murder his family.
That’s how they view women and children. When they won’t dispense sex on demand, they get educations and self esteem or have a sexuality you don’t like, murder them.
They really are some of the worst people on the planet.
Assuming this family even exists, I don’t blame his wife for not being attracted to such a fuckwit. I hope she leaves him asap. She’s not safe so long as he’s around. I’m so glad his daughter escaped and his son has been able to come out and live his life out from under his shitty dad’s thumb. They’d all be happier without him.
Per Elam, the solution is MGTOW. Here he is giving credit to Futrelle for the thumbnail image:
I suppose, in addition to the “‘sexless’ should not be taken literally” possibility, they could also have gotten married after the kids were born–though that seems like it wouldn’t quite fit the narrative of the honorable, put-upon patriarch that he’s going for.
But I like the cockroach/parthenogenesis theories better. Except then they wouldn’t have sons (and in the case of parthenogenesis, the “father” would not be the genetic father, and he doesn’t sound like much of a father in the sense of providing love and support for his children…)
Is this a good time to mention that I have a parthenogenetic crayfish? Well, actually I have 3 right now: mom and 2 surviving babies (I assume she ate the rest).
I think if someone makes a sitcom of this, the characters should all be cockroaches or crayfish or lizards or guppies, so that we can incorporate the sperm storing/parthenogenesis bit.
Oh! Or maybe they’re wasps, and they got married when she was pregnant with the daughter (or the daughter was conceived at the wedding reception), and the two sons are not the result of sexual reproduction! (In wasps and other hymenopterans, fertilized eggs develop into females, and unfertilized eggs develop into males.) …Which means the ‘patriarch’ must be Steve Reeves!
“Except then they wouldn’t have sons” should be “Except, in the case of parthenogenesis, they wouldn’t have sons”
@Falconer: not exactly porn, but Oh Joy Sex Toy has a book out:
http://boingboing.net/2014/10/27/oh-joy-oh-joy-sex-toy-is-a-bo.html
Periods of once a month sex and less definitely happens sometimes in long term relationships. You may marry someone because you want to be with them, but that doesn’t mean you get to spend time with them or that by the time you do, either of you feel like fucking. (It occurs to me that my mother was my age when she imparted that information to me. She was too right.) There’s work and kids and various projects that need seeing to and stressing about. Sometimes around this time of year we’ll pass around a cold and one of us will be sick for a couple weeks and then the other. Yesterday, I only saw my husband for three kisses worth of time. One “Good morning”, one “Hello and goodbye.” and one “Goodnight”. The last time we had an amorous encounter, we had to cut things short so that he could go to work and I could get the kids ready. The time before that we gave up getting the kids in bed and just locked the door and turned up some music. The hottest setting ever? No. Did we care? No. It was electric anyway. (Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder?)
That sort of schedule can easily persist for months at a time. It’s frustrating, but necessity is the mother of invention. You think of some way to cope. One couple I knew would cope with their kids climbing in bed with them every night by fucking in the garage on a stack of tires once the kids fell asleep. (Does not sound comfy) We do not have a garage, so we’ll have to think of another way to steal some privacy. Otherwise, I’d totally be down with a tire stack of love. Whatever works.
And the manosphere tries to claim men are seen as disposable! More projection. They have no empathy and are so selfish that they see other people, particularly women as useless if they aren’t doing exactly what they want. They just assume women must see men as disposable too.
@proximie, right?! I gotta take breaks from the manosphere, as funny as it is, because it’s so toxic it creeps into my view of men-in-general and makes me want to be Single 4 Lyf, which is bad because I’m actually married to a guy who, while human and thus not perfect, does not relate to the world through their elaborately constructed and carefully maintained lens. He’ll crack a joke that’s arguably a little sexist and my blood will run a little cold, like, “is there a monster in there?” The manosphere is really, really bad for my relationship, basically.
I can’t imagine a single woman would read all that crap and then be MORE willing to give the next dude a chance… I really think I’d just say “fuck it!” and spend more time on my hobbies and pets instead. Sheesh
Connie, sorry, I’m a bit paranoid, given the dishonestly and duplicity of the people making these ridiculous charges. I dealt with them here:
https://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2014/08/05/lies-damn-lies-and-janet-bloomfield-the-worlds-least-convincing-liar-is-now-trying-to-smear-me/
My email is just futrelle at wehuntedthemamoth.com.
Maybe they had triplets but the wife insisted on holding her sons back a year as part of some evil feminist scheme.
“Maybe they had triplets but the wife insisted on holding her sons back a year as part of some evil feminist scheme.”
Either that or she realized that the “My Three Sons” thing had already been done.