So a new Redditor has wandered into the Red Pill subreddit, that bastion of enlightened male thought, bringing with him a tale of woe:
I don’t know about you, but I would totally watch that sitcom.
In the Red Pill subreddit, though, the fellas didn’t see much humor in his situation (and only a select few even suspected a troll).
While quite a few thought that Mr. TiltMyBrain had brought the situation on himself, others came to his defense. After all, during the years in which his wife morphed into Hitler and his gay son became gay, he hadn’t yet gotten the Good News of the Red Pill, and didn’t realize he could totally stop the wife-Hitlerization, son-gayification process by being a huge dick to everyone in his family.
Others had more practical suggestions:
I’m hoping that last comment was meant as a joke, but on The Red Pill subreddit it’s impossible to tell.
For many, the crucial question of the day was whether TiltMyBrain’s son was irredeemably gay, or simply so disgusted with the sorry state of modern women that he decided to be a pretend gay because it’s so much easier than being a straight man. Because that’s totally how sexuality works.
Ill_mumble_that reminded the rest of the crucial problem with the son’s possibly pretend homosexuality: All his sperm is going to waste.
And while we’re on the topic of sperm going to waste, a few of the regulars wondered how the OP had managed to have children if the marriage was sexless. A couple of wisecrackers provided a hilarious answer.
Well, hilarious if you’re a regular on Stormfront or Chateau Heartiste.
![]ShadowWriter 1 point 8 hours ago How did you get three kids out of a sexless marriage? permalink save report give gold [–]ISODAK 3 points 6 hours ago permalink save parent report give gold [–]TestosteroneFilled 0 points 5 hours ago Oh his friends Tyone and Jamal helped out a bit I heard.](https://manboobz.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/tyrone.png?resize=489%2C529)
Ha ha! He was cuckolded by black men with hilarious black names!
You know, guys, if you’re really that obsessed with this particular scenario, there’s porn for that. Hell, there’s porn for pretty much all of your ridiculous Red Pill fantasies.
In fact, I’d recommend that everyone posting on The Red Pill stick with porn, forever.
H/T — TheBluePill subreddit. Heck, someone there even came up with the sitcom joke too, though I totally swear I came up with it independently myself! Another Blue Piller helpfully provided this artistic rendition of a Screeching Hitler.
Speaking of street harassment, someone retweetwd this on my feed today, not a usual suspect either https://twitter.com/Combat_Jack/status/527223179748843520?s=09
I briefly attempted to make sense of the post about how sexual frustration drives teen boys to identify as gay or bi but quickly gave up because, oh boy, that poster packed a mammoth amount of goofy, non-reality based conjecture in a few sentences.
While I can’t personally speak for gay guys, I’m very confident that their sexuality is fueled by their sexual and romantic feelings for men, rather than a desire to win female attention by becoming a sitcom-style “gay best friend”. Good to see that a TeRPer doesn’t let the existence of male homosexuality prevent him making every fucking thing in the world about hot chicks destroying men by withholding sex and not serving their needs.
Wow! Yesterday the Misandry Trophy, today this! I am on a roll!
(And thanks, vaiyt, for the toon! It’s perfect!)
I’m going to go tell the gay men I know that I’m the reason they’re gay. Because of my hideous leftist ways. I’m sure they won’t think I’m on drugs at all.
I have to defend the one TeRPer who recommended that the OP “pack one good traveling bag and hit the road” because that’s the exact same advice I gave Dr David Banner after his experiments with gamma radiation went awry in the late 1970s.
…being bi doesn’t stop you from having opposite-gender relationships, dude. Are you saying bi and gay are the same thing? You are, aren’t you.
also screeching owl nooooo why would you do that to an owl
Poor owl. Owl did not ask for this.
My sister dated a really dense dude once. Dude thought that lesbians were gay because they were “hardcore”, i.e. really orgasmically challenged, so much so that regular man-sex wasn’t cutting it for them, so they turned to women in desperation. I won’t tell you what sounds escaped from my nose when I heard THAT.
In Red Pill terms, I think “sexless marriage” is code for “his wife doesn’t like anal like the Internet video ladies seem to.”
I’ve heard plenty of assholes argue men turn to gay sex because it’s easier to get, but I haven’t heard the argument that socially awkward young men will identify as gay so they can have a gaggle of attractive, albeit bitchy, female friends pay attention to them.
I’m assuming that theory is the unholy product of his belief that his sexual frustration is the pre-eminent social issue of our times and that gay men live their lives as a recurring character in Sex in the City.
Ah, yes, I forgot what a priviledged and advantageous life non-hetero men lead, where they are showered with praise and treated as the norm while hetero-men are scorned, kicked out of their homes, denied opportunities, and murdered solely based on their orientation.
Thanks for the internets. I’m gonna take it home and call it George.
It’s even funnier because these guys literally believe the above is true.
Not sure how pretending to be gay would be the easy way out if you’re attracted exclusively to women. Don’t these guys think being unfucked is the worst thing that could ever happen to a man? Women don’t generally fuck their gay friends.
Somehow, I think if we spoke to his family we’d get a different story.
“Other son is so disgusted with modern women he refuses to date the pigs.”
Does anybody else have the sneaking suspicion that Son #2 is about 5-6 years old and still in the cooties stage?
… I realise that was a bit like looking at a pile of dog shit on the living room carpet and noticing the empty food can next to it, but everything else had been pointed out already. =P
I wish people stop comparing everything to hitler/nazis
“Because of women being evil I’m going to become gay because no man has ever done anything wrong like ever”
That makes sense
M. the Social Justice Ranger
“Does anybody else have the sneaking suspicion that Son #2 is about 5-6 years old and still in the cooties stage?”
I don’t know, a lot of adult men think like this. They are called mgtow.
*some* not *alot*
And now baby owls
http://www.cutestpaw.com/images/baby-owls-hiding-under-toy-owl/
@bina:
The couple next door, for starters. You just know they’re at it nightly.
http://youtu.be/YwNVE37BGVE
Someone needs to break it to these guys that in real life when you get pizza delivered you just get the pizza, not a blowjob from a hot chick too.
What I wouldn’t give for porn that sets realistic expectations about sex, demonstrates a diversity of body shapes, and respects the everliving fuck out of everyone involved, for starters.
Even after the all too typical advice of “take all the money (including assets) you possibly can and just leave with no warning” women are supposed to be in favor of the whole patriarchal nuclear family thing. Oh sure the wife may have helped earn a lot of that money/those assets or raised your kids while you did , but you should also be able to just leave them high and dry at any time for any reason with no recourse for them! Wow, sweet deal! This is of course ignoring the advice of fucking murdering the family because they aren’t living up to his dreams. What the fuck?!
Of course if the wife and kids had just been perfect and did everything the guy wanted the second he wanted it he wouldn’t have to leave, now would he?!?! Checkmate, feminists.
(Sorry, just thinking of that patriarchal Allman troll on the other thread)
I wonder if these dudes watched that Matthew Perry and Neve Campbell movie from the 90s and thought it was real. I think it’s called Three to Tango?
In reality, even if women fall for their gay friends, they’re not going to try and get on them.
@booburry, I was just reading at Dalrock’s blog where they are threatening to withhold marriage and babies from women as a “consequence” for whatever it was we did this week, and after reading what their view of marriage is it’s like “O no, anything but the spinster patch, Brer Dalrock!” lmaoooofff idiots
I won’t deny that I’ve known a few gay men who’ve put me into “if only” mode, but no, because a. realism, and b. respect for other people’s boundaries.
I wonder if the issue is that they don’t quite believe gay is really a thing, so if a man says he’s gay he must just be doing so for some nefarious reason.