So a new Redditor has wandered into the Red Pill subreddit, that bastion of enlightened male thought, bringing with him a tale of woe:
I don’t know about you, but I would totally watch that sitcom.
In the Red Pill subreddit, though, the fellas didn’t see much humor in his situation (and only a select few even suspected a troll).
While quite a few thought that Mr. TiltMyBrain had brought the situation on himself, others came to his defense. After all, during the years in which his wife morphed into Hitler and his gay son became gay, he hadn’t yet gotten the Good News of the Red Pill, and didn’t realize he could totally stop the wife-Hitlerization, son-gayification process by being a huge dick to everyone in his family.
Others had more practical suggestions:
I’m hoping that last comment was meant as a joke, but on The Red Pill subreddit it’s impossible to tell.
For many, the crucial question of the day was whether TiltMyBrain’s son was irredeemably gay, or simply so disgusted with the sorry state of modern women that he decided to be a pretend gay because it’s so much easier than being a straight man. Because that’s totally how sexuality works.
Ill_mumble_that reminded the rest of the crucial problem with the son’s possibly pretend homosexuality: All his sperm is going to waste.
And while we’re on the topic of sperm going to waste, a few of the regulars wondered how the OP had managed to have children if the marriage was sexless. A couple of wisecrackers provided a hilarious answer.
Well, hilarious if you’re a regular on Stormfront or Chateau Heartiste.
![]ShadowWriter 1 point 8 hours ago How did you get three kids out of a sexless marriage? permalink save report give gold [–]ISODAK 3 points 6 hours ago permalink save parent report give gold [–]TestosteroneFilled 0 points 5 hours ago Oh his friends Tyone and Jamal helped out a bit I heard.](https://manboobz.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/tyrone.png?resize=489%2C529)
Ha ha! He was cuckolded by black men with hilarious black names!
You know, guys, if you’re really that obsessed with this particular scenario, there’s porn for that. Hell, there’s porn for pretty much all of your ridiculous Red Pill fantasies.
In fact, I’d recommend that everyone posting on The Red Pill stick with porn, forever.
H/T — TheBluePill subreddit. Heck, someone there even came up with the sitcom joke too, though I totally swear I came up with it independently myself! Another Blue Piller helpfully provided this artistic rendition of a Screeching Hitler.
This sitcom sounds like a cross between All In The Family and Married With Children. It’s not even an original sitcom. Dude better go back to the story board, this isn’t getting picked up.
Can we confien them to lit-porn, even? I’d rather not have the market for that sort of thing being filmed increased–it just makes it more normalized in the greater culture….
“Sexless marriage since the wedding reception”? I take it that the daughter is the product of parthenogenesis, then. And the son is a drone.
Either that, or the milkman was awfully busy on his route those days.
Also, Screech Owl Hitler is weirdly cute.
I hope this guy is in NO WAY for real. If he is, I feel so, so, so bad for his family. In that case, I actually agree with the Red Pill Gang … leaving his wife and kids might be best FOR THEM.
Just reading this gave me some unpleasant flashbacks and made me profoundly grateful for the life I currently have.
Does this variety of redditor really use the word “patriarch”? I thought that went out of style in the 1800s.
Geez, I swear it’s really difficult to distinguish between brands of entitled idiots. From Gibbertarians to Redpillers, all I can see is a nonstop whine of “Whyyy doesn’t the world revolve around meeee! Waaaaahhhh!!!”
That one respondent who refers to himself as The Patriarch. WTH refers to themselves in that manner (and was or was that not a TV show)?
The guy who lives upstairs from me is a tenant of feminism, but his landlady provided him with a door mat, so he doesn’t need to do that himself.
Bina, maybe they conceived all three children at the wedding reception, given that he says the marriage has only been sexless since the wedding reception.
I dunnoh… I was just wondering about all that, myself.
Heh heh heh, its funny because only complete push-overs could possibly think women are people.
That must have been… an unusual wedding reception.
This needs to be one of those Boardroom Suggestion memes.
Boss: “My wife is a screeching Hitler! My kids suck! What should I do about my sexless marriage?”
Underling #1: “Disappear to a Third World country and start Family 2.0!”
Underling #2: “Stage a triple-murder/suicide!”
Underling #3: “Try being a better husband and father?”
(rage-glare from Boss)
(defenestration of Underling #3)
Wasn’t there a book or something that defined “sexless” marriage as one where there was sex once a month or something? I remember thinking it was odd… once a month would certainly not be to my own liking but it’s not NO sex, either.
oh, well, I can’t find a book. The google machine says Dr. Phil defines a sexless marriage as a couple who has sex 10 times a year or less. If it’s good enough for Dr. Phil it’s good enough for Middle America, but that still seems more like “not very much sex” than “sexless”
So, “sexless” is just clinically defined as “less sex”? Huh. “Less sex” than whom, I wonder?
I dunno. lol I wonder if the 10-times-a-year standard applies to non marital sex. Hooked up with an ex you kinda can’t stand? If it happened 10 or fewer times in the last 12 months, it never happened! *poof*
@bina
http://www.anony.ws/image/DcRs
Oops.
http://www.anony.ws/i/2014/10/28/m78d.jpg
For this guy, “sexless” probably means “my wife doesn’t want to have sex with me as often as I’d like”…because he’s an asshat.
On a tangential note, did you all see this?
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/10/woman-gets-harassed-108-times-in-one-day.html
But street harrassment is totes just in our heads / is not a big deal / is really a complement because mansplainers say so.
His wife is a cockroach.
That is how she managed to have three children without having sex with this man since the wedding reception. She stored his sperm and inseminated herself with it selectively.
Bina and Vaiyt, may I present you with one gold-plated internetz each, with bonus scented candles?
Still unsure about how a murder/suicide would improve the life of the dude who would then be, you know, dead.
Assuming this guy is for real and not trolling – If he has a problem with his son being gay in this day and age, he’s already someone that probably doesn’t deserve much in the way of respect from his kids. Which in turn tells me that his wife being a ‘screeching Hitler’ and his daughter becoming a ‘self-righteous social justice warrior’ just means that they do not agree with him and tell him when he’s being a dick. Not sure about the third son – the one who supposedly has sworn off women in disgust. You’d think that would be the one child he actually gets along with, but it doesn’t seem so.
The fact that he’s resentful even towards the kid who agrees with him points to him just being a miserable asshole in general.
“Streetlights directed at pedestrians”?
Uh huh. Go right ahead and cross the street when the street light tells you to, dude.