So a new Redditor has wandered into the Red Pill subreddit, that bastion of enlightened male thought, bringing with him a tale of woe:
I don’t know about you, but I would totally watch that sitcom.
In the Red Pill subreddit, though, the fellas didn’t see much humor in his situation (and only a select few even suspected a troll).
While quite a few thought that Mr. TiltMyBrain had brought the situation on himself, others came to his defense. After all, during the years in which his wife morphed into Hitler and his gay son became gay, he hadn’t yet gotten the Good News of the Red Pill, and didn’t realize he could totally stop the wife-Hitlerization, son-gayification process by being a huge dick to everyone in his family.
Others had more practical suggestions:
I’m hoping that last comment was meant as a joke, but on The Red Pill subreddit it’s impossible to tell.
For many, the crucial question of the day was whether TiltMyBrain’s son was irredeemably gay, or simply so disgusted with the sorry state of modern women that he decided to be a pretend gay because it’s so much easier than being a straight man. Because that’s totally how sexuality works.
Ill_mumble_that reminded the rest of the crucial problem with the son’s possibly pretend homosexuality: All his sperm is going to waste.
And while we’re on the topic of sperm going to waste, a few of the regulars wondered how the OP had managed to have children if the marriage was sexless. A couple of wisecrackers provided a hilarious answer.
Well, hilarious if you’re a regular on Stormfront or Chateau Heartiste.
![]ShadowWriter 1 point 8 hours ago How did you get three kids out of a sexless marriage? permalink save report give gold [–]ISODAK 3 points 6 hours ago permalink save parent report give gold [–]TestosteroneFilled 0 points 5 hours ago Oh his friends Tyone and Jamal helped out a bit I heard.](https://manboobz.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/tyrone.png?resize=489%2C529)
Ha ha! He was cuckolded by black men with hilarious black names!
You know, guys, if you’re really that obsessed with this particular scenario, there’s porn for that. Hell, there’s porn for pretty much all of your ridiculous Red Pill fantasies.
In fact, I’d recommend that everyone posting on The Red Pill stick with porn, forever.
H/T — TheBluePill subreddit. Heck, someone there even came up with the sitcom joke too, though I totally swear I came up with it independently myself! Another Blue Piller helpfully provided this artistic rendition of a Screeching Hitler.
Screeching Hitler is adorable.
I just read this, and my very first thought is, they had three children together, and then got married, and she decided AT the wedding reception that she didn’t want to have sex with him ever again?
Just how hard did he smash the cake into her face? Or was it something even more heinous?
Or, were their three children conceived via in-vitro fertilization? Or possibly adopted?
There’s something not quite right about this submission, but darn it, I’m having the hardest time putting my finger on it.
Unless, of course he’s lying.
Naaaahhh!
Men in their 50s (assuming his story is that he got married in his 20s) do not write a sentence like “Time to plan exit strategy pronto.”
As a person whose life was changed because some idiot driver crashed into me, and then another idiot driver crashed into me, and then another idiot driver crashed into me, pushing me into the back of an innocent driver, and causing so much damage I had to quit my job, all of these times happening while I was IN a vehicle, I take exception to this.
He should obey ALL streetlights, because cars won’t completely protect you, just because you’re inside them. It’s not just pedestrians who are killed in auto accidents. Obey ALL traffic laws, for your OWN safety.
As for loitering – whaaaa? Most people don’t even care if you loiter, as long as you don’t bother the people walking by, while you’re loitering. That’s not a safety issue. That’s just waiting for, well, whatever you’re waiting for. Like maybe for lightning to strike you and boost your brain power enough to know that you should obey ALL traffic signals, you JERK!
Aaahhh! The screeching Hitler picture is wonderful! Into the Sims Painting bin it goes.
Re: the triple-murder suicide.
I’m wondering which of the family members would be allowed to live? The wife? Surely not. Daughter? Nope. Gay son? Naaaah.
Gotta be the other son, who is so disillusioned he refuses to date pig-women. MGTOW, right?
But, either gay or MGTOW, aren’t their sperms still going to waste? Geez, this guy just can’t win for losing.
He should have just divorced her immediately after the bedding ceremony at the wedding reception. Oh, but then he would have been forced to pay child support for those darned triplets! And child support is EEEEVVIIIIILLLLL!
Perhaps, he should have simply been more careful in his choice of a wife? I hear there are schools where rich men send their daughters they don’t love, and the schoolmasters train those girls to be meek, perfectly faithful sex-kitten wives for whatever husband their father chooses for them.
Or, wait. Is that a porn scenario?
Yeah, they had better just stick with the porn. Please stay away from real people.
@ceebarks
That sounds good, except I believe for these guys, sexless means “less sex than I want to have,” and ANY sex that a wife has with an ex has ALWAYS happened, no matter how infrequently, but ANY sex that a husband has with an ex has NEVER happened, no matter how frequently, because men are perfectly faithful, and women are always whores.
Whores who don’t put out to their own husbands, that is, because five times a week is “sexless” if the husband wants it every day.
New Cole and Marmalade video, think of it as Halloween brain bleach. 🙂
http://youtu.be/e8MD4LYqDxU
Eeee, Cole and Marmalade!
Good to see in the notes there that Marmalade is doing well and they’re waiting on further test results to determine treatment for him.
I don’t know which video I liked better – the Halloween cats or the angry Hitler.
Is that from a movie? The Hitler one? It looks like it’s from a movie.
Frothy Hitler is from the movie Downfall. It’s been made into approximately one squillion parodies, somewhat to the dismay of the actor playing him.
Relevant to kitties and the best reason ever not to go to work:
http://genderpopo.tumblr.com/image/101191030258
Funnily enough they did make a sitcom about Hitler in the 80’s, it was about him living in suburbia with Eva Braun next door to a Jewish family. Six episodes were made but only one aired, since aside from it being tasteless and awful it was incredibly fucking boring.
If anything this guy kind of reminds me of Stan from American Dad except I’m apparently supposed to agree with him, nah even Stan was a better father than the Patriarch.
Maybe it’s just because I’ve been watching Venture Brothers a lot lately, but I think this guy might be married to Girl Hitler.
Oh my god, I thought Fritz Next Door was just a MAD Magazine comic. Someone actually made that?? Where??
The Hitler sitcom was British and was called “Heil Honey, I’m Home!”. It aired on a channel that was bought and absorbed by Sky.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Honey_I%27m_Home!
Somebody’s posted the only aired episode on Youtube:
Britain, the idea was to parody 1950’s American sitcoms, which in execution meant copying them exactly except the lead was Hitler, who has an American accent for some reason. It failed as a parody since if you swapped the names out and shaved Hitler’s moustache, you’d never know that it wasn’t a real boring, American sitcom from the 1950’s.
Really wha could you have expected, if Hitler actually behaved like Hitler you’d either have a grim satire about fascist though in suburbia or a snuff film.
Heil Honey I’m Home by the way.
That just sounds awful.
Stupid iPad typos. Yes I have to agree, the weird thing was it wasn’t even offensive, just boring! Now this is good evil dictator comedy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f37K0hIv3zk
How has he had set only once since marriage yet have 3 kids of different ages?
His wife is some kind of bee woman who can store sperm internally for years at a time?
Ms Cassandra – Well, thank you for having respect for people’s boundaries. I’m willing to hope it’s mainly a thing of the past, but I’ve encountered a handful of women who think of gay men as a challenge.
And I do know I’ve read at least a few (mainstream) books in which men did not object to having a reputation of appearing gay when they were straight. The one that comes to mind first is Elizabeth Peters’ *The Murders of Richard III* in which a never-married professor quietly cultivates his reputation – “It reassured women and put them off guard.”
I suppose it takes all kinds.