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#GamerGate question of the day: Does Davis Aurini own multiple skulls, or is he moving one skull from room to room?

Oh, why are the Sarkeesian Effect dudes so endlessly hilarious? It almost makes me want to donate to their Patreon.

I know I’ve been posting a lot of videos lately, but, come on, this one from hbomberguy is pretty good.

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Kim
Kim
10 years ago

And he can’t even pronounce it properly. I wonder if he actually thinks it’s “in mass”.

Anarchonist
Anarchonist
10 years ago

His laugh is infectious.

I know, right? When I saw the third room and the third appearance of the fucking skull all I could think of was “he’s gonna lose it, he’s gonna lose it!” And he did. And I couldn’t help but laugh with him.

Few things measure up to laughing heartily at a couple of self-important assholes together with funny, witty people. Which is, coincidentally, why I love reading this here blog.

Great pick, David. Well worth the watch.

M. the Social Justice Ranger
M. the Social Justice Ranger
10 years ago

The Skullkeesian Effect.

Shalimar
Shalimar
10 years ago

I wonder if Owen has a remote control for his cam. There is no way he actually gets up off the couch to turn it on.

chaltab
chaltab
10 years ago

Not on the agenda: Davis Aurini’s ‘Are we the baddies?’ moment.

Aerinea
Aerinea
10 years ago

He might not be moving them around if the skulls are from the local Halloween shop.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
10 years ago

The Skullkeesian Effect.

Perfect! 😀

Lauren Clodi Whitehead
10 years ago

We actually have a skull on a shelf as a sort of Hamlet-esque/memento mori thing in our house. But moving it around to be in shots for some kind of gravitas… while also having Sims open on your desktop……… priceless.

sagamanus
sagamanus
10 years ago

@Xanthë – That’s true. You know he could mix it up a little and show two skulls in one room. Or three on top of his bed mantle. Hell why not make a game of it. He should move the skull around and see if his audience can spot it somewhere. Where’s the skull!

weirwoodtreehugger
10 years ago

Maybe the skull is self replicating. Anton Levey Jr’s house is just the first stop on its way to total world domination. I’m expecting to walk into my bedroom and see that a skull has appeared on the nightstand.

friday jones
friday jones
10 years ago

A guaranteed TWO empty skulls in every shot!

chimisaur
chimisaur
10 years ago

“I was going to make a rebuttal, but all you can really do is laugh” : the only sane conclusion anyone exposed to more than 5 minutes of these guys can come to.

Also the skull. I imagine it’s following him like a pet, which is somehow less ridiculous than him moving it to be in every shot.

Weissness
Weissness
10 years ago

Oh thank you, thank you for posting this… I freaked out my neighbors with the volume of my laughter. I hope to inject that whispered catchphrase into my conversations at least (fifteen thousand dollars) once a day.

samantha
10 years ago

Oh, hell…just pissed my knickers!

David, you are paying my laundry bill, duuuude!

$15,000 dollars!!!!

Pleeeaaasee!!! Make it stop!

samantha
10 years ago

Wow. Most of the laughter and fist table banging did not post. Anyway, all of my previous post contained gales of laughter, which explains the knickers.

Moggie
Moggie
10 years ago

I really shouldn’t be laughing this hard in the office!

As for the skulls: maybe someone is gaslighting Aurini? He walks into the kitchen, and he’s like “wait. Wasn’t that… wasn’t that in the bedroom last night?”

Unfortunately, it doesn’t appear to be working. Try harder, Amelie!

daintydougal
daintydougal
10 years ago

I want to know what Aurini keeps in his little belt pocketses. Undoubtedly something cooool.

Shadow_Bee
Shadow_Bee
10 years ago

I figured he bought multiple skulls from a bargain bin and distributed them all over his house.

The thought of him owning only one skull and moving it from room to room for videos, carefully calculating its position for each shot, amuses me that much more though.

Emmy Rae
Emmy Rae
10 years ago

“the feminists have dropped Davis in a forest and he doesn’t want to get dirt on his turtleneck”

This video is beautiful. Thank you, David, for improving my Monday.

Puddleglum
10 years ago

I love this video so much.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

The thought of him owning only one skull and moving it from room to room for videos, carefully calculating its position for each shot, amuses me that much more though.

And yet, he couldn’t figure out he out to take the pizza box out of the shot in the Teaser. The red bull and coffee cup are explained, though. Cool people ingest substances CONSTANTLY while on film. Cigarettes, whiskey, coffee, red bull. As long as something is going into your mouth, then whatever you’re saying is Very Important. Um, wait, that doesn’t sound right at all…

Falconer
Falconer
10 years ago

I want to know what Aurini keeps in his little belt pocketses. Undoubtedly something cooool.

Spell components, obviously. But they’re a hassle. You have to try keeping a cricket alive if you want to cast a sleep spell; and the ability to cast fireball doesn’t justify getting all whiffy from keeping a mixture of bat guano and sulphur on your person. I mean, there are very few women who are prepared to go to bed with you when you smell like that.

Or, y’know, so I am told. ::shifty eyes::

Falconer
Falconer
10 years ago

Oh, and don’t mess up and keep said live cricket in the same pouch as the live spider you need for spider climb.

saphy
saphy
10 years ago

My laughter scared the cats. I tried explaining it to them but they don’t understand. Now I have confused and frightened cats. THANKS OBAMA.

samantha
10 years ago
Reply to  daintydougal

I want to know what Aurini keeps in his little belt pocketses. Undoubtedly something cooool.

Maybe the Precioussss? Must be the PRECIOUSSSSSSS!!!!!!! We wants it, yessss, we does!