Well, I took another look at the A Voice for Men Facebook page. Lo and behold, their little meme makers have been working overtime! So here’s a little gallery of some of their latest work.
I have to admit that these aren’t quite as baffling as the John Galt meme originals we looked at a couple of weeks ago, or these also-very-confusing AVFM memes I posted last spring. But they are pretty darn terrible, in all respects.
Click on the pics to see the originals on Facebook, complete with thoughtful commentary from AVFM’s fans (except in the case of this next one, which I found reposted on an anti-MRA Facebook).
As always, if any of you are inspired to make EVEN MORE TERRIBLE AVFM memes, please post them in the comments below!
Different kinds of sperm … does this mean we can breed kittens? Bipedal thumbcats, the new dominant* species!
*Openly dominant, I mean. We all know kitties are stealth-dominant for the most part now.
Whoops, screwed up the link. If you copy & paste the url it takes you to the Google search results. The copypasta only shows up on 2 sites, but my god these guys need to get lives.
Going out and finding a dude to have sex with seems easier to me, but oh noes, my evil plan has been foiled by the fact that all the men have gone their own way! Not a single man who wants to have sex with a woman is to be found!
In other news, every bar on earth has vanished. We’re not sure where they went, but a secretive cell of MGTOW operatives has claimed responsibility, describing all the men who were in the bars at the time as necessary casualties who in any case deserved to be punished for their disloyalty.
It’s early days yet, maybe he’s just getting started on his plan to inform the menz of the oncoming spermpocalypse.
I Googled “misandry points gif” and sadly couldn’t find anything. I did find this though.
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–9ySpu_Lt–/xzcptknyayxqdeh23sin.gif
OK, but it seems unwise to come to a hive of evil genocidal feminazis to let us in on fact that there’s a resistance movement.
That pink power ranger looks way too much like the pink one from Battle of the Planets, my inner child is confused.
Yeah, there are some men here but you’d think that, say, Reddit would be a better place to start in terms of getting this vital information out to men before they’ve gone to make their first donation and been whisked off to the feminazi sperm-harvesting camps.
I would have been totes unaware of MGTOW if there hadn’t been so many men on the internet telling us they were MGTOW.
It’s like the toddler trying to “run away from home” who just wants mommy to say “don’t go”. Empty threats are empty.
Re sperm banks: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/1431489.stm and I note that the piece is from 2001.
@pallygirl:
See, that’s why MGTOWs have to be so vocal! If they didn’t tell you they were leaving, how would you know to feel all sad and guilty and stuff? Plus, they need to stick around so they can make sure you feel appropriately sad and guilty. It ain’t withdrawing from society and going your own way!
http://jetpacksunrise.tumblr.com/post/56688617286/calvin-and-hobbes-decide-to-run-away-the-yukon
Except Calvin and Hobbes are way more awesome.
How can we miss them if they never actually go away, though?
Have they organised their sexbot revolution, then? Because I thought men being deprived of women to fuck on demand was the ultimate misandry.
SittieKitty, that comic is PERFECT for these idiots. Except the awesome bit, as you said.
http://i.imgur.com/6Ci0Lzm.jpg
SPERMPOCALYPSE.
Kitteh, read the first strip of the second page, it’s hilariously apropos.
@kirbywarp: I’m not doing the sadness and guilt very well. Unless you count ROFLMAO as close enough.
I’m going.
No, I’m going.
I’m going and you can’t stop.
I’ve made up my mind, and I’m going.
Honestly, I’m about to go any time now.
You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
Society will collapse when I’m gone.
The MGTOW Monologues. Not as much fun as The Vagina Monologues.
But the punchline:
Oh, there’s some juice in the fridge. I’ll go later.
In case anyone was wondering:
http://40.media.tumblr.com/cc64be9deb9e89405463dd13aa8749bc/tumblr_mqnek9IB9e1s11vqao2_1280.jpg
I also think that they would totally devolve into this…
http://40.media.tumblr.com/ab4bd6a66aee354163c65190b375b8ac/tumblr_mqnek9IB9e1s11vqao4_500.jpg
Yes, any time I see this whole “You’ll be sorry when I’m gone!” thing, I think of this comic, and it makes me happy because yay calvin and hobbes on my mind instead of assholes.
Yeah, I’d read them both, SittieKitty, that’s what was so perfect about it! Especially Calvin wanting to go home after he seceded. XD
Honestly, so many of these comics are really valid, like the “imagining they’re superheros but really just make everything harder for the grownups” ones, lol. So sad that despite being compared to a fictional 5-year-old they still aren’t as awesome, they just have all the annoying/awful qualities (rewriting history, the world revolves around them, ordering other people around, not participating in what they should, hating girls) without any of the good.
Ah, I love C&H, I need to go and get my books out again…
ahaha… (sorry, I’m totally spamming C&H now)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iTz1YKOqipM/UbWdXx-vpUI/AAAAAAAABdo/ADXL-_gxmPM/s1600/7911_600468689971800_881971553_n.jpg
also (rightly asking wtf is he doing questions):
http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/calvinandhobbes4.jpg
omg…
http://teenetinytina.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/calvinandhobbes.jpg
The misandry!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Hi8a0zVcRHM/TFWZQwnfhiI/AAAAAAAACuc/-9EeFn5GAP0/s1600/calvin+%26+hobbes+project.jpg
Okay, I’m finished. lol.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/wite_c/ch950407.gif
Now I’m really finished.
This guy knows egg donation is a thing, right? And that a large part of the reason there aren’t any ‘egg banks’ is because until pretty recently it wasn’t possible to freeze them without damaging them in the process? And also because egg donation is a long and thoroughly unpleasant process, so fewer people tend to volunteer for it? And that most donor sperm is used by straight couples who aren’t able to have a child because the husband has a low sperm count or other fertility problems, i.e. it is mostly used TO HELP MEN, not by evil feminazi lesbians who want to eradicate men and rule the world?
It just seems such a weird thing to pick on as evidence of eeeeeevil feminists when in fact sperm donation is far more about men helping out other men, which you’d think the MRM would be all over.