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Red Piller: Feminists should support slut shaming to pump up the price of "their biggest asset in the marketplace."

There was so much pussy inflation during Germany's Weimar Repubic that cat owners were forced to transport their pussies in wheelbarrows.
Pussy inflation during Germany’s Weimar Republic was so great that cat owners were forced to transport their pussies in wheelbarrows.

Monty Python has a famous series of sketches featuring a confused Robin Hood wannabe named Dennis Moore, who ultimately (spoiler alert) ends up stealing so much from the rich that he renders them poor. Confronted by this fact, Moore (played by John Cleese) is momentarily dumbfounded. “Blimey,” he says. “This redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.”

Over in the Red Pill Subreddit one fella is having a similarly difficult time trying to understand what’s gone wrong with what he sees as the proper distribution of, well, pussy.

Yep, we’re back in the land of pussyconomics again. (Technically, macropussyconomics.)

 

RedBigMan 5 points 1 day ago   It is only this way because of the way society has run off the rails.  Marriage as an institution was intended to ensure that every man had a woman and every woman had a man. This meant the bottom 80% of men would likely get pussy.  Feminism has effectively disassembled the institution of marriage and as a result we've gone back to a state of nature where 20% of the men are getting 80% of the pussy. So the natural conclusion is to encourage your sons to get as much pussy as they want while simultaneously telling your daughters to keep their legs together.  Ultimately if a large number of women start keeping their legs together until they've secured a man's LTR/marriage interest. Problem is ultimately that the loosest woman determines the price of pussy in the sexual marketplace which is why I dont understand why feminists dont support slut shaming because that would appreciate their biggest asset in the marketplace.

Things might be a little easier to understand, Red, if you were to actually think of women as human beings and not simply as walking, talking pussy banks.

Feminists don’t see “pussy” — or sex in general — as a female asset, much less women’s “biggest asset in the marketplace.” They see sex as an activity that men and women and others can do with one another and mutually enjoy, if they’re into that sort of thing. They don’t see “slut shaming” as a devious way to drive up the “cost of pussy.” They see it as a retrograde practice that’s shitty for women and generally makes sex worse for everyone.

I know this is all a bit radical to believers in old-school pussyconomics. But as hard as it may be to believe, Red Pillers, asking you to regard women as human isn’t just, you know, some perverse demand feminists have come up with just to be mean to men. It actually makes understanding the world a bit easier.

This will definitely be on the final exam.

H/T — TheBluePill

BONUS PICS OF CATS IN WHEELBARROWS

I mean, I couldn’t really let these go to waste.

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AND ORANGUTANS

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AND PUPPIES

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AND THE OLD SWITCHEROO

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ceebarks
ceebarks
5 years ago

awwwwww!

@Chevrolet: it is not their ideal, since we live in a fallen world where humans get old and die. lol But their belief is that if two people marry in their teens or early 20s, they are basically making a calculated pact: she’ll stick with him when she’s at her hottest and he’s at his most callow and brokest, and then later he’ll stick with her when he’s made some bank and social cachet.

I think it’s a pretty horrible way to look at it, but there ya go. Those are the terms of the RP marriage deal.

Worse, even if you accept that premise, it was not actually all that effective for women, since once they’d “paid” up front by spending their youth on some young guy just getting his career off the ground, it wasn’t all that uncommon for him to get a younger mistress later and/or cast her out on her ass, whereupon she didn’t typically have a lot of practical recourse. Charles and Catherine Dickens, for pete’s sake.

Far as I’m concerned, under that regime the only logical way to play your hand is straight up unapologetic gold-digging– only an fool trades cash-in-hand for credit later– but of course your typical sub-average RPers doesn’t like that, either. lol

bekabot
5 years ago

I don’t understand why feminists don’t support slut shaming because that would appreciate their biggest asset in the marketplace.

Note to fool: you don’t support an asset by denigrating it. That’s why cattiness on the part of women is invariably a mistake, and it’s why women who hang around the manosphere are playing a sucker’s game. Crude but true. NB.

Emmy Rae
Emmy Rae
5 years ago

Buttercup Q, I LOLed.

Cloudiah, great work on the haiku.

freemage
5 years ago

Chevrolet | October 15, 2014 at 11:07 am

Even in some hypothetical past where there was a woman for every man, a lot of those women would be regular looking and would also age. How can that be his ideal??

Remember, manosphere types are great at multi-tasking–they can hold several demonstrably false beliefs at once. In this case, every last man-jack of them is convinced that in any environment that he advocates for, he will also be the one to come out on top. So, in our statist compussynism that this twit wants, he assumes he’d be a part of the ‘inner party’ and thereby gain his choice of the best HB8+ types. Likewise, the post-apoc anarchists each assume that they will be the man with the gun who rules over their harem of suddenly helpless womenfolk.

The amusing thing about this (“amusing” here should be read as “mockable”, rather than actually being thought to cause amusement, of course) is that they each believe this about themselves, which means that, especially in the larger communities like the various Men’s Rights subreddits, they are all actively engaged in an effort to con their own allies (since each one believes that he will be the one to come out on top once society adopts his program–this would naturally place most of the others there in the lower tiers).

Bina
Bina
5 years ago

Eh, I’ve been trying to find one of these fabled slutty guys. Every guy I go on a date with immediately falls in love with me, it’s terrible. I’m just trying to have some fun and new experiences, why are guys failing to live up to their horribly insensitive stereotype NOW?

Oh noes, what a bunch of manginas, misandering themselves all without any help from you or me or any other feminist! Where are these Red Pillers with the Colace to turn them all into walking shitbags, eh?

Note to fool: you don’t support an asset by denigrating it. That’s why cattiness on the part of women is invariably a mistake, and it’s why women who hang around the manosphere are playing a sucker’s game. Crude but true. NB.

Yup. Asking feminists to play by patriarchal rules is a fool’s game. And of course, dude’s a prize fool.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
5 years ago

@ katz

Kitty! In that first picture zie looks like two fuzzy little connected spheres with legs attached. How old was the kitty then?

twincats
twincats
5 years ago

…sex as an activity that men and women and others can do with one another and mutually enjoy, if they’re into that sort of thing.

is obviously MISANDRY1!!1!

becausescience
becausescience
5 years ago

Well it’s clear that there’s only one solution to the ongoing pussynomic crisis/pussycession: We must abolish the Federal Pussy Reserve.

– Vote Pussy Paul 2012

lacerta viridis
5 years ago

They *really* don’t understand what feminism is, do they? Also, I thought marriage was bad and wrong because nobody ever has sex after marriage because their wives are too busy spermjacking alphas in bars and draining their husbands’ bank accounts or something like that.

Here is a picture of two newborn Turkish Van kittens. They are apparently quite expensive, though I got a very similar-looking kitty for free from a local shelter. Maybe I should shelter-shame her.

http://i.imgur.com/xwufJpX.jpg

kittehserf - MOD
5 years ago

I hope this post doesn’t seem out of place given what’s going on; I wrote it before I learned about the threats towards Sarkeesian, and forgot that I had it scheduled to go up this morning.

I’m working on another post about Sarkeesian at the moment.

I’m delighted to have something to point and laugh at, David. I’d say it’s great timing.

katz, lacerta viridis, I am ded of TEH CUTE!

Bina
Bina
5 years ago

Need more point ‘n’ laff stuff, please, PLEASE!

Also, KITTEHS! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

wordsp1nner
wordsp1nner
5 years ago

If you need some “awe” as well as “aww”, check this out:

http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/10/artist-carol-milne-knits-with-glass/

It is amazing.

(And that is why I’m not an art critic, incidentally.)

kittehserf - MOD
5 years ago

wordsp1nner, that is AMAZING.

Kevin K
Kevin K
5 years ago

Geez, folks, you all seem to have missed the obvious implications.

The bottom 80% can’t get pussy anymore..so naturally are forced to gay marry. And that’s why they need to oppose gay marriage — because then they’ll never get any pussy. But they will have a tidy house with a nice garden.

Robert
Robert
5 years ago

Kevin – our house is neither tidy nor has a nice garden.

I blame the kids.

grumpyoldnurse
5 years ago

@ Robert – I also blame my kidsssss.

::stops to clean plasticine off the keyboard::

Bina
Bina
5 years ago

I would get gay-married, but the gay guy I’d pick is already happily gay-married to someone else.

blahlistic (@blahlistic)

These guys really do view women as commodities, I can see why they want a Gor RPG. Actually being able to own women is what they really want

Kim
Kim
5 years ago

There are loads of gorgeous sculptures on that site. Glass is now officially my favourite sculpture medium.

Dennis Jernberg (@dennis_jernberg)

Ah, the Pussyconomists are ranting again and getting the same WTF reaction out of yours truly. But then, in their eyes I’m a mere beta, or is that omega?

I think they’re basing the entire concept on a category error, that ladybits are a fungible commodity, or something like that, and basing an entire economic theory on it based on some mutant form of Austrian economics or maybe monetarism or whatever. These tools seem to think they’re living on Gor and applying Austrian theory to the slave-girl market.

I was very sympathetic to Austrian and other free-market economics for many years. Then I saw what happened when the “austerian” agenda was actually put into practice, namely economic and social collapse. Contrast the success of social-democratic countries and US states. Thatj’s what cured me and turned me into a confirmed socialist.

I wouldn’t be surprised if at least some of the Pussyconomists really do think marriage is communism.

Dennis Jernberg (@dennis_jernberg)

Gah! Missed a typo. “Thatj’s” should be “That’s”.

P.S. Cats in wheelbarrows are good. Also, puppies and wombats and orangutans. Anybody have pictures of cats on keyboards? I hear they’re quite fond of them…

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
5 years ago

@wordsp1nner

Those glass sculptures are AMAZING. However, with the hands is deep in the uncanny valley. o.O

Falconer
5 years ago

I gotta remember to show those glass sculptures to Beloved at some point. She loves glasswork. I am a bit disappointed to discover that it’s just done with lost-wax molds. I was speculating about how one could manipulate cane glass like that ….

Sarah
Sarah
5 years ago

Kitties! 😀

Daeran Zemaitis
Daeran Zemaitis
5 years ago

@Dennis

“I was very sympathetic to Austrian and other free-market economics for many years. Then I saw what happened when the “austerian” agenda was actually put into practice, namely economic and social collapse.”

That was me too. I used to worship at Murray Rothbard’s altar. Ugh, those days. I think he’s brilliant though, but you can be brilliant and wrong about everything.

The Austrian movement is the probably the best example of formalized fever swamp thinking in existence. The primary thesis of Austrian “economics” is that whatever actually happened in economic history is

1: Irrelevant
2: Distorted by a socialist/statist conspiracy.

From there, they develop axioms that just happeen to correspond wiith free market thinking, and assume that if stuff that happens in real life contradict said axioms, it’s either irrelevant or it happened because of outside factors. Basically, right-wing thinking is fundamentally anti-scientific, because it can never be wrong. If you prove it wrong, they will concoct reasons why it’s right, but something was keeping it from happening in real life.

Fred_the_Dog
5 years ago

They must not actually know any women if they think women’s sole asset is a body part.

ceebarks
ceebarks
5 years ago

@Robert I’ve long wondered if the outsize reputation gay couples had for organization and stylishness hasn’t been more about childlessness than something more inherent to being gay, so thanks for cheering up this hetero mother of four. 😀

My living room is strewn with Memory cards and bits of a tacky foam’n’glitter halloween craft kit, my rose bushes are unpruned and my leaves unraked.

Someday…I will get my act together.

(Today is not that day.)

lacerta viridis
5 years ago

@Dennis Jernberg One of my kitties is weirdly fond of laptops, especially if she can see anything moving on the screen…

http://i.imgur.com/sylqlI9.jpg

I left the room for two minutes and came back to this.

Misha
Misha
5 years ago

Awww, teh cute :). Wotchoo looking at kitty? Is it mammoths? Are you looking at the silly mammoths on the silly screen? Aboooooog, you are so cuuuute!

Ahem. Sorry.

kittehserf - MOD
5 years ago

Don’t be sorry, Misha, that is the correct response to kitties!

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
5 years ago

Considering that I get all “puppy!” every time I see my neighbor out walking his giant Malamute, far be it from me to critique anyone else’s silly responses to cute critters.

kittehserf - MOD
5 years ago

It must be time to put this in again:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cat_proximity.png

Dennis Jernberg (@dennis_jernberg)

One final thought on the Pussyconomy that you (and they) have surely thought of before, and it’s their worst nightmare. Mass-produced sexbots will collapse the Pussyconomy so hard it’ll cease to exist. And then the rest of us humans will go back to being normal people untouched by the Pussyconomists’ delusions, even if they remain trapped in them.

Sexbots. The better way to GYOW. 😉

@kittehserf @lacerta viridis: Only one of them is actually on a keyboard, but the rest are winners. *applauds* 😀

@Daeran: You nailed it.