The latest brilliant plan by the GamerGaters to bring gaming industry corruption publications that say mean things about them to their knees?
OPERATION KRAMPUS, which is literally a plan to RUIN CHRISTMAS by … boycotting every game maker that continues to send review copies of games to the ever-growing list of game-related publications that the GamerGaters have decided aren’t sufficiently adoring towards the GamerGate Revolution.
No, really:
Yep, that’s right, because the eeeevil anti-gamer publications/websites haven’t either apologized to GamerGaters or simply wandered off to die like elephants, OPERATION KRAMPUS is designed to finish them off for good by forcing game companies to cut off their supply of games to review. And presumably to stop giving them interviews and game footage and all that jazz. Given that most gaming publications/websites rely heavily on timely game reviews and inside information in order to attract readers, this would kind of ruin everything for them.
Happily, I suspect that the GamerGaters’ master plan is simply too ridiculous to succeed. Because, seriously? The ever-expanding list of publications and websites they want to destroy consists of a rather large portion of all gaming media, not to mention pretty much every other non-gaming publication that’s written about GamerGate.
Here’s an incomplete list of the websites and publications that the GamerGaters are trying to boycott:
Kotaku; Polygon; Destructoid; Rock, Paper, Shotgun; The Escapist; Motherboard; IGN; GameSpot; Gamasutra; Gameranx; PCGamer.com; Xbox 360: The Official Xbox Magazine; Total Xbox; Gameplanet; Gizmodo; TechCrunch; Ars Technica; VICE; The Daily Dot; Badass Digest; The Daily Beast; Raw Story; The Mary Sue; Salon; BuzzFeed; Uproxx; Paste Magazine; Wired; The New Yorker; Cracked; Mic; xoJane; The Verge; Gawker; Valleywag; Defamer; Lifehacker; Deadspin; Screamer; io9; Sploid; Jalopnik; Paging Dr. NerdLove; RationalWiki; TV Tropes.
Now, granted, Dr. NerdLove and The New Yorker don’t exactly publish a lot of video game reviews, but do GamerGaters really think they can stop game makers from sending review copies to IGN, Gamespot, PCGamer, the offical Xbox magazine, The Escapist, and Kotaku? That seems about as likely to happen as movie studion forbidding critics from the New York Times and Entertainment Weekly and the AV Club from seeing their films.
I guess the open question isn’t so much whether OPERATION KRAMPUS will bring the eeeevill game sites and/or companies to their knees — seems a tad unlikely —Â but whether the GamerGaters’ collective tantrum will throw a wrench in game sales this holiday season and basically ruin Christmas for everyone in the games biz anyway.
But hey, there’s no reason any of this has to ruin Christmas for me. See, for some reason I’m not on this GamerGate list of baddies yet, as far as I know, so I would like to encourage all game makers out there to send me all their extra review copies and codes. I won’t review any of the games in question, because that’s not what I do, and also I suck at most games, but at least it won’t get the GamerGaters mad at you.
Merry Christmas!
H/T — @EffNOVideoGames
Figures they would ban discussion on the TVT forums. Any controversy whatsoever threatens the hugbox they’ve built there — for the admins, believe it or not.
But this certainly shows one huge difference between the #Gits and “SJWs”: feminists are far more mature and rational than MRA rageaholics on a jihad to save America and the virtual world from the evil, evil menace of womankind and social justice.
@wordsp1nner
Yay! If you’re interested, my letter to Intel went like this (also before I read about and further investigated the threats against Anita Sarkeesian at USU):
My next step: Write to Apple and tell them that my $4500 PowerMac is reaching end-of-life and here is one (of the several) reasons my next computer won’t be an Intel-based Mac. An AMD-based Windows machine with a Linux VM sounds okay, at this point, even if I kind of hate Microsoft a lot, too.
Even the Rational Wiki is mocking them? You really know that you’re scratching the bottom of the barrel together with Birthers, Neofeudalists and other wierdos if they actually bother to write about your movement.
Additionally, I object to them appropriating an icon of my people’s holiday culture. Krampus has nothing to do with Christmas in the first place, for christ’s sake.
Just when I think Roosh and his clique can’t get any more repulsive, they always succeed in proving me wrong. Now they’re literally palling around with terrorists, some of whom are even declaring allegiance to the bloodthirsty Islamic State. Maybe Roosh went to Russia to refuse to wipe his ass for more reasons than he’s telling us?
Hey, let’s call it “Operation Mass Ragequit!” Maybe they can destroy all their Xboxes and HDTVs while they’re throwing their epic tantrum and post the destruction on YouTube for everybody to mass-facepalm over…
Actually, with the terrorist threat against Anita Sarkeesian, they’ve officially broken out of the barrel and are now digging their way towards China…
Add delusions of grandeur to their many, many other delusions!
How are gamers under attack? If anything it would be developers, and they gave her an award! To which ceremony gamergate issued a bomb threat.
lol @ Sparky.
I was talking about the folks lamenting at how the gamergaters are tarnishing the ‘good’ name of krampus, which I find a bit odd, to say the least, since he’s basically a mythical child abuser.
Now, before you say anything, I am aware krampus isn’t real. That’s why I used the word ‘mythical’. He’s a fucked up myth written during a fucked up time period, at least from what I’ve read about him.
@Hallucinogenic-Coffee
I rather liked Brom’s interpretation of Krampus which has him representing the pagan celebrations that preceded Christmas. In that scenario, Santa Claus is in fact Baldr, coopting the holiday for his own purposes.
Oh dear, my apologies, Hallucinogenic-Coffee.
I thought you were talking about something totally different. I’m sorry.
To be fair, I’ve only researched the Christmas Krampus so far, so I could just be confused about which krampus people are talking about?
apologies accepted Sparky.
Shit! I know the artist who did that Krampus illustration. I can’t imagine she’d appreciate her artwork being used like that. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised they have no problem violating people’s copyright.
@Noadi
The one in the screencapped 8chan post? Maybe you could let her know and tell her she can ask them not to use her artwork to promote their campaign? Even if they say no, refusing an artist’s request wouldn’t be very ethical.
I have to say, this whole thing is going to put a dent in game sales to my household, but not because I think game publications should apologize to crazed gamers. Rather, I’m just so grossed out by the whole game culture/industry, in general, and so thoroughly convinced by this point that electronic gaming is about the last thing anyone in my house needs to spend any amount of time doing, that I’ve decided that making my home a total online game/XBox-free-zone is the only logical course of action.
Mind you, no one in this house beyond my 17 year old stepson is much of a game consumer to begin with, and he’s been pretty tightly restricted in how much time he can spend gaming for the past several years, so it’s not like the decision to ban the damn things completely will result in a radical alteration of the status quo around here. However the conversation about why he’ll have absolutely zero XBox access here should be worth something.
Every now and again, I feel a little nostalgic for the days when my own sons were teenagers, and we had some fun hanging out with each other taking turns shooting monsters and Nazis in Doom and Castle Wolfenstein or revisiting the battlefields of World War II in the original Call of Duty or getting frustrated over puzzles in Myst. But yeah… those days are long gone. I don’t even care at this point that there are some ‘nice’, not insanely misogynistic games out there. Unplug yourself and sit at a table with other flesh and blood people if you want to play a game, for crying out loud.
Why not? Their TV Tropes fork has a great chance of ending up becoming the Conservapedia of whiny nerdbros. Just think of what they’ll do with things like Rule of Sexy, Always Female, Double Standard… and that, since they’re palling with MRAs and conspiracy theorists, their mindset is likely to seep into all aspects of the wiki. It’ll be like glancing into a study on Bizarro Land literature.
Inspired in part by this old ThinkGeek April Fool’s gag, I decided I’d at least make it sting a little if any of the Gamebros want to regurgitate their talking points at me:
https://twitter.com/StrivingAlly/status/522651385779613696
Let’s see what happens. 😀
Also $#^#$&^$@^@ you never notice the typos until it’s too late. >:/
Oh yeah, refuse your stepson access to his hobbies because people on the internet are being fools. That’ll be the solution.
Oh yeah, Mary, that’s not a great move. There are SO MANY great games out there that have nothing to do with the white/cis/macho/male/brooding stereotype. And your stepson really doesn’t deserve to miss out on a wonderful hobby that can bring people together, challenge them, amuse them and inspire greater creativity. The fact that there’s a lot of arsebuckets in the hobby (even though they’re still a vocal minority) isn’t a reason to scorch the earth.
Isn’t a 17 year old officially old enough to decide for themselves what their hobbies should be? I mean, if what you were saying was that you didn’t feel right about giving him money for gaming after this then that would be one thing, but when someone’s that age they’re kind of past the point where you can just say “you will no longer be into Thing, because I have decided that Thing is not appropriate”.
Apologies if this has already been posted in comments (I haven’t see it, but I may have missed it): Kyle Wagner’s Deadspin piece, “The Future Of The Culture Wars Is Here, And It’s Gamergate.” Quite a good read.
Silly blockquote beastie–what happened to my selected text? Ah, well.
It’s Cargo Cult oppression, repeating the terms without the substance in hopes of invoking magical powers of victimhood to them.
@Mary, not sure what you think that would realistically achieve, apart from making your stepson (justifiably) upset and angry with you. You might as well ban the internet while
you’re at it because game culture, makes about as much sense.
Argh, when did it become “gaming” and not “playing”?