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Open Thread for Personal Stuff: October 2014 Dog Walk Dog Edition

Walking the dog
Walking the dog

An open thread for personal stuff, continuing from here.

As usual for these threads: no trolls, no MRAs, no Iโ€™m-not-really-an-MRA-buts, donโ€™t be mean.

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katz
9 years ago

I cracked two ribs at a company picnic one year

You must have way more exciting company picnics than we do here.

kittehserf
9 years ago

Buttercup, yes! Just that hint of I don’t trust you, human, what’s this thing?

thebewilderness, that shower curtain is amazing! Makes me wish I had a curtain rather than glass door shower, because I would so buy it.

… Actually I’m tempted to anyway …

kittehserf
9 years ago

Or maybe not, because I’m stuffed if I’m paying over $80 for a shower curtain.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
9 years ago

You must have way more exciting company picnics than we do here.

It was during the dot com boom era, where there was more money than common sense. I was tubing behind a boat being driven by the VP of development. He thought it would be funny to drive the boat in sharp circles and create a three-foot high wake. The tube launched me several feet in the air. I hit the water on my side going 25 mph, which was like hitting concrete. He never even checked afterwards to see if I was OK, the jerk.

The injury toll from that picnic was quite impressive: a lacerated foot, a concussion, sunstroke, and someone got sick from too much watermelon vodka.

Post-recession, our company picnics have been along the lines of a hibachi in the parking lot. I think someone in legal wised them up to liability issues.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
9 years ago

That shower curtain is a thing of beauty, btw.

Puddleglum
9 years ago

Yay, NaNoWriMo is over!

kittehserf
9 years ago

Kitty’s moment of horror!

Puddleglum, yay!

Kim
Kim
9 years ago

OMG, my tumblr has been inundated with kitty pics for me to photoshop.

kittehserf’s Miss Katie got reblogged by a popular cat tumblr and I was away!
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I’m so excited that I wanted to share with you all. ๐Ÿ™‚

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
9 years ago

Holy shit that’s so cute!

Congrats on your fame, Kim! You deserve it!

kittehserf
9 years ago

If anyone heard the faint sound of squeeing, as from a great distance, earlier today, that was me when I saw Katiekins’s pic. ๐Ÿ™‚

thebewilderness
9 years ago

That is a brilliant pic.

kittehserf
9 years ago

Bein’ as it’s Katie, and knowing what she’s like, I’m trying to figure out if she’s a hatchling from that nest or a Spotted Tabby Cuckoo getting ready to dump the eggs over the side.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
9 years ago

She’s in that egg-shape that cats take on, so my guess is that she is a legit member of that nest. ๐Ÿ˜€

grumpyoldnurse
grumpyoldnurse
9 years ago

SQUEEEEE!!!!!!!

Also, I talked to my boss. It turns out she is not a human being. She is, in fact, a fricking awesome human being. She is keeping my name out of all official reports and has already implemented a plan to keep my co-workers safe and has given me verbal assurance that I will not be the patient’s primary nurse ever again. She totally respected my boundaries about not pressing charges (although she did offer to support me if I wanted to) and also respected the fact that I did not want to name the co-worker who was also assaulted. Social work and security are both on the job with violence prevention, too. There was also an announcement at daily report to alert staff about the incident (without going into too much detail or mentioning my name) and to remind people that we are allowed to set whatever boundaries we need to with regard to physical contact.

All in all, it was the best possible outcome!

I would also like to thank all of you, again, for your kind support and advice. You guys really came through for me! ๐Ÿ™‚

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
9 years ago

Hooray!

I mean, it sucks that that happened to you in the first place, and it absolutely should not have. But it’s great that your manager has your back.

mildlymagnificent
9 years ago

Hallelujah!! A boss who knows the right way to boss.

Lucky you, grumpynurse.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
9 years ago

I started making bread about 4 hours ago (because making bread in the evening is apparently something I wanted to do today) and I set it next to my computer for the second rising.

IT SMELLS SO GOOD. I’ve never done this recipe before. I needed something that didn’t require a lot of kneading, so that I could get away with kneading it with the dough hook. I’m trying this Sally Lunn recipe from Martha Fucking Stewart and it already smells delicious and it hasn’t even gone into the oven yet.

grumpyoldnurse
grumpyoldnurse
9 years ago

@ Policy of Madness – Mmmmmm, Home made bread… Yeah, I’m about as happy as can be expected. I might even try making some bread, myself!

@ mildlymagnificent – I can’t tell you how grateful I am that my boss is not a lizard person. I’ve dealt with some real charmers over the years, so it’s a relief to have a manager who manages, instead of bullying.

kittehserf
9 years ago

grumpyoldnurse! YAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! ::dances round room::

PoM – then there could be Other Katies hatching soon! I don’t know whether being excited or being very, very afraid would be more appropriate. (This is a cat who winds kings round her velvet paws, after all.)

Mmmm, new bread. Yum, yum, yum …

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
9 years ago

Here’s the recipe I’m using:

http://www.marthastewart.com/870548/sally-lunn

We have an epic stand mixer of epicness and the recipe does not actually call for kneading.

katz
9 years ago

Grumpyoldnurse: So glad to hear it!

kittehserf
9 years ago

Let us know how it comes out, PoM!

contrapangloss
9 years ago

GrumpyOldNurse:

THAT IS AWESOME! I LOVE YOUR MANAGER!! THREE CHEERS FOR THE NON-LIZARD PEOPLE BOSSES! FIVE CHEERS FOR GRUMPYOLSNURSE AND FIGURING THINGS OUT!

CHEERS FOR CHEERING!!!!

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYWHOOTWHOOOOOOT!

(sorry, couldn’t help myself. Was doing a little happy dancing, too)

I’m still sorry that you had to go through that, but it sounds like the situation is being managed in the best possible way for the situation and for you. Yay for coworkers being protected, yay for you never having to be bad-patients primary nurse, and yay for your manager!