This just in! The cause of America’s so-called obesity epidemic has been determined! According to noted scientist and Red Pill Redditor “hobbist,” it’s … Facebook “likes.”
Weird, because according to actual data, obesity rates for women have more or less leveled off over the past decade or so, while rates for men have been increasing. Currently, while more men than women are classified as “overweight,” the obesity rates for men and women are very similar (33.7% for men and 36.5% for women). [Full Disclosure: I am a fatty.]
Regardless, Red Pillers remain outraged by what they see as the overvaluation of American garbage pussy, which is apparently the work of the evil Garbage Pussy Cartel. Two Red Pill Pussyconomists explain:
![stemgang 6 points 19 hours ago The weird thing is that pussy isn't rare. So how can they charge so much for it? Just because betas are willing to sell themselves into slavery for an occasional piece... permalink save report give gold [–]kanaduhisfruityeh 7 points 18 hours ago Female rapists and their male accomplices want to rape men into paying for garbage pussy, because men are just supposed to be happy for some worthless garbage barely pleasurable vagina. That's why jacking off to porn has to be stopped, so men will be desperate enough to break their necks for some garbage pussy. Also men can't go abroad and get cheap pussy either cause that undercuts the garbage pussy cartel of fat ugly bitter used up useless American bitches who demand everything but have nothing to offer in return except the vague hope of plugging their garbage used up std-ridden pussy. permalink save parent report give gold [–]stemgang 3 points 18 hours ago This comes under the category of "rent-seeking." Trying to exclude other sexual outlets in order to increase the market value of Western White pussy.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/garbagepussy.png?resize=575%2C471&ssl=1)
BONUS “do you even lift?”
![smokingmonkey420 14 points 21 hours ago I agree. Everything is so fake. I can't find one RP man or woman in real life. Enjoy the decline. There is nothing we can do about it at this point. permalink save report give gold [–]Iupvoteforknowledge 6 points 21 hours ago So true. I asked like 20 people to lift with me before I found someone who even fucking lifts. Like...its a basic component of being a man. Come on. Everything is definitely going down hill. I'm just riding this bitch into the ashes as best I can.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/doyoulift.png?resize=560%2C231&ssl=1)
BONUS BONUS “do you even eat raw broccoli and lift?”
EAT YOUR BROCCOLI!
LOL!
Brozos. Yes. That MUST become a word.
http://memecrunch.com/meme/FVQZ/make-it-so-number-one/image.jpg?w=586&c=1
Ahem.
http://memecrunch.com/meme/FVQZ/make-it-so-number-one/image.jpg
@samantha, @alaisvex, @mcjulie – Yes. These men honestly seem to want the impossible with regards to women, because then it’s easier to blame women for not living up to a prohibitive standard (and for having prohibitive standards for men such as ‘be reasonably clean and well groomed’, ‘don’t treat me like crap’ and ‘don’t fart on me on purpose’) than it is to admit that maybe they know, deep down, that they wouldn’t have a chance with an emotionally healthy and mature woman anyway.
It’s like a real life post by post re-enactment of Catcher in The Rye
“Phoneys! I’m not one of THEM!”
Here’s one.
http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1353092705184554.png
http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv111/dotbum/floatingcatsgif.gif
Since when are cats beta? :p
@WWTH
I dated a guy who lifted for awhile in college. I wouldn’t call him a misogynist, but he was self-centered and vain. He dumped me and when we ran into each other a few months later, he wouldn’t even look at me. He actually walked right by me in a restaurant and refused to make eye contact. A week later, he wanted to chat on IM (yes, this was back when IM was still a thing). I called him on his shit because a week before he wouldn’t even acknowledge my existence. He got mad, probably because I didn’t immediately fall back into his arms, and that conversation ended with him telling me to “have a nice life.” And you know what? I have been having a very nice life without him.
I’m not saying that all guys who lift are like that, but I have my own reasons to be a bit wary of them. The self-centeredness should have been a red flag from the beginning of that relationship.
@fruitloopsie
HAHAHAHee! I have to steal that gif, the Doctor be so beta.
Also, IllimitableMan, we all saw what you did there. It’s because of the estrogen! Damn those lady sex hormones, coming over here and blocking our testosterone!
Vegetable farmer rapists and their wholesale accomplices want to rape Finns into paying for garbage broccoli, because Finns are just supposed to be happy for some worthless garbage barely pleasurable vegetable. That’s why eating Brussel’s sprouts has to be stopped, so Finns will be desperate enough to break their necks for some garbage broccoli. Also Finns can’t import cheap foreign broccoli either cause that undercuts the garbage broccoli cartel of fat ugly bitter retirement-aged useless Finnish farmers who demand everything but have nothing to offer in return except the short season of stuffing their piehole with garbage wilted moldy broccoli.
Mind boggling. Just when it couldn’t get anymore…whatever this is. Maybe we should be glad they keep getting weirder and weirder, with an ever-loosening grip on any goals for their movement. I mean, nothing will ever make them happy, no “ideal woman” who can’t be torn down exists for them, even in their own imaginations. If they could turn their sizzling brains down a notch and think, instead of giving into white-hot emotional outbursts, come up with a goal and a plan that makes any sense, they might be an actual threat to society. Nah, who am I kidding.
They are so bitter that women exist without either their approval or their consent. Poor MRA’s. So mad about ladies being real that they can’t even coherently express their outrage at women daring to exist.
Women rape men by not being beautiful and sexually available enough?
He’s so mad that women have standards and he doesn’t measure up and he resents the women who do fuck him because they aren’t as hot as he thinks he deserves.
Masturbation has to stop? Good luck with that campaign.
That stupid, obnoxious, misogynist bro couldn’t find anyone to spend the evening at the gym with him?
I’m shocked, shocked I say!
Meanwhile, I love how angry it makes them to see women living their lives on their own terms and men living right along with them without feeling the need to abuse those women. People having fun and enjoying each other’s company just bunches their jockey shorts so much. Even a woman eating a pastry makes these pouty manchildren cry.
Meanwhile, I’m fat and do not have a Facebook. How did this happen? Is it magic? Am I a wizard?
Maybe they are hoping we’ll share our cake?
…which we won’t because of misandry.
“… wannabe thugs, government freeloaders …”
An MRA that’s also a thinly-veiled racist? Why, I hardly believe it! (Heavy sarcasm.)
“… complainers, chronic whiners, perpetual victims and seekers of the easy way out.”
The ironing is delicious. (Not sarcasm.)
Mm! Delicious word salad, Arctic Ape.
On Lifting, the question is why are they lifting? Are they lifting for their own health, or even to look buff or more attractive, or are they lifting because they’re insecure in their own sense of manhood?
The core of misogyny is imo a deep-seated insecurity about their own personality and sense of themselves as men, and instead of addressing this insecurity by working out their mental and psychological “muscles” along with their physical ones, they blame other people for their own shortcomings – other people like women. It doesn’t help that media promotes the idea that if you’re sufficiently hot and manly, women are supposed to cream their pants and fall into the guy’s arms just for him existing.
@katz
I laughed aloud at your orbiting beta fluff-cats. I did this in a cafe. There are now some very confused people. I tried to pretend I was coughing but I am not that good a liar so now I am just A Weird Lady Laughing At Her Computer Who Also Coughs Weird.
Thanks. x
If men who don’t lift aren’t manly, then he has to lift to prove he is sufficiently masculine.
Nevermind that women lift too and that men were still men before lifting was even a thing.
Poop. I blockquoted my dings.
🙁
David, much as I love the image in the OP, I’m afraid that cats Alpha as Phuck, not beta. https://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2013/07/02/why-manly-men-and-ladylike-ladies-must-love-dogs-hate-cats/
I eat raw broccoli and lift, yet I am still fat…
@katz, omg, the levetating cats! I’m so glad no one was near me when I saw that, cuz the snort laughter was totally happening.
So, ummmm, back when I was lifting and eating raw broccoli, shouldn’t I have grown a beard, or something?