This just in! The cause of America’s so-called obesity epidemic has been determined! According to noted scientist and Red Pill Redditor “hobbist,” it’s … Facebook “likes.”
Weird, because according to actual data, obesity rates for women have more or less leveled off over the past decade or so, while rates for men have been increasing. Currently, while more men than women are classified as “overweight,” the obesity rates for men and women are very similar (33.7% for men and 36.5% for women). [Full Disclosure: I am a fatty.]
Regardless, Red Pillers remain outraged by what they see as the overvaluation of American garbage pussy, which is apparently the work of the evil Garbage Pussy Cartel. Two Red Pill Pussyconomists explain:
![stemgang 6 points 19 hours ago The weird thing is that pussy isn't rare. So how can they charge so much for it? Just because betas are willing to sell themselves into slavery for an occasional piece... permalink save report give gold [–]kanaduhisfruityeh 7 points 18 hours ago Female rapists and their male accomplices want to rape men into paying for garbage pussy, because men are just supposed to be happy for some worthless garbage barely pleasurable vagina. That's why jacking off to porn has to be stopped, so men will be desperate enough to break their necks for some garbage pussy. Also men can't go abroad and get cheap pussy either cause that undercuts the garbage pussy cartel of fat ugly bitter used up useless American bitches who demand everything but have nothing to offer in return except the vague hope of plugging their garbage used up std-ridden pussy. permalink save parent report give gold [–]stemgang 3 points 18 hours ago This comes under the category of "rent-seeking." Trying to exclude other sexual outlets in order to increase the market value of Western White pussy.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/garbagepussy.png?resize=575%2C471&ssl=1)
BONUS “do you even lift?”
![smokingmonkey420 14 points 21 hours ago I agree. Everything is so fake. I can't find one RP man or woman in real life. Enjoy the decline. There is nothing we can do about it at this point. permalink save report give gold [–]Iupvoteforknowledge 6 points 21 hours ago So true. I asked like 20 people to lift with me before I found someone who even fucking lifts. Like...its a basic component of being a man. Come on. Everything is definitely going down hill. I'm just riding this bitch into the ashes as best I can.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/doyoulift.png?resize=560%2C231&ssl=1)
BONUS BONUS “do you even eat raw broccoli and lift?”
EAT YOUR BROCCOLI!
Things like the always remind me of a great John Green quote from one of his Vlogbrothers videos.
These guys can’t seem to come to terms with the fact that not every woman wants to have sex with them, which is why they are now living weird, miserable lives of narcissism.
Here’s a link to the video. The relevant question starts around 2:20.
hieronymousboss
::nods:: I gave up on HuffPo years back, before I’d heard of MRAs, because of the misogynist morons taking over the comments.
I like your nym. Makes me think of a Springsteen concert set in the Garden of Earthly Delights. 🙂
Also, have you had your Welcome Package?
J.J.
The ultimate weapon of misandry: cake that makes you fart.
http://feminspire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/male-tears.gif
Funnily enough, one study showed that sex offenders used less porn than the control group of normal men surveyed.
http://www.the-scientist.com/?articles.view/articleNo/28803/title/Porn–Good-for-us-/
So porn use actually may actually correlate with not raping.
What does correlate with sex offense? A punitive upbringing.
Going to go look up stuff on psychosexual makeup of johns now….
@bhalistic
That makes some sense, though I don’t know how watching porn reduces your chances of getting raped, which was what kanaduhisfruityeh was implying.
Garbage Pussy Cartel is my new band name.
“America today is the land of…. chronic whiners, perpetual victims and seekers of the easy way out.”
Some self-description anyone?
@ alaisvex
He was?
O.o
…it’s probably one of those things that I don’t understand because vagina…
I would call this insane troll logic, but there isn’t even any logic to it. Also, I didn’t know that the garbage cat cartels are run by dogs. I wonder how those dogs got all those cats to work together. Getting cats to work together is like herding–well, cats.
In slight seriousness, (because who the heck can take this seriously?) I’m really trying to follow these guys’ logic. Because women get likes on their selfies and enjoy food, they should be punished. There apparently is some great conspiracy afoot to make prostitution more expensive, (or is it a relationship?) and apparently men are being feminized to a point where they don’t even lift. Also, broccoli is manly even though eating healthy is considered a “chick” thing. Am I missing anything?
@ cloudiah,
Its funny how some cats have permanent expressions. Pan always looks like he’s sad and pleading for something, and Jade always looks confused and startled.
And just in case anyone forgot, Redpillers are the kind of people who worry about absorbing estrogen from slut pee* through their pores while showering: http://np.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/2dt4h4/what_steps_to_you_take_to_minimize_estrogen/
*I.e., from women on artificial birth control.
Wait…men will express interest in me if I eat cake?
What was the problem, again?
I’d rock the uknowhat out of that band! GPC! GPC!GPC!
@ alaisvex & lacerta viridis; I still don’t understand the “female rapists and their male accomplices” thing. Don’t bother trying to explain it further, though. I have a feeling you’d just be wasting your time, and then, if I did get it, I’d have to go cry or something.
@ Kane Thari – Yeah. I didn’t get it, either. Nice synopsis, though!
@ Buttercup Q. Skullpants – Where did you say your blog was, again? Also, may I please subscribe to your newsletter?
What is with this correlation between misogyny and lifting. At this point, I’m wondering if weight lifting should be a deal breaker for me.
@WWTH – I think that the misogynist lifters are overcompensating. OTOH, I know some very cool people who lift, including a nurse I work with who does personal training on his days off, so…
“Women are ‘looser now”
Next post: “why are women not putting out more?”
Men never do selfies on facebook apparently it’s only bad when women do it
@grumpyoldnurse I still don’t have a clue either, honestly. I got about as far as “a woman did something I don’t like, which is apparently the same thing as rape” and gave up.
Hey, you don’t want it? Great, because I don’t want your penis in it! Funny how these things work out!
Well, according to Margaret Atwood, that’s the thing they fear most from us. That we will laugh their wee willies out of existence. So yeah…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
No problem at all. Care for some chocolate zucchini cake?
This is just so magical, I can’t even think of anything pertinent to say because I’m just sitting here grinning and shaking my head.
And I thought broccoli was something you were supposed to avoid eating because your mother always made you clean your plate of it?
And oh god @Bina chocolate zucchini cake is the best. I will need to make some this weekend.
I’m pretty sure broccoli gives you gas. Are these guys suggesting that Real Men™ should eat it so they’ll have plenty of fuel to fart on their women?
BTW, I checked on the broccoli vs. estrogen thing. Need I say that it’s a bit more complicated than just what these bozos make it out to be?
My pussy has her own facebook possy 🙂
Damn it, they blew my cover! I knew I should have gone with Children of the Kumquat!
Oh man, chocolate zucchini cake? Yes please, Bina!
Also, I initially read “bozos” as “brozos”. That really should be a word.
@grumpyoldnurse 😀 I had a blog once upon a time, but it went dormant about three years ago with the arrival of the Blessed Event(s). Someday I’ll revive it.