This just in! The cause of America’s so-called obesity epidemic has been determined! According to noted scientist and Red Pill Redditor “hobbist,” it’s … Facebook “likes.”
Weird, because according to actual data, obesity rates for women have more or less leveled off over the past decade or so, while rates for men have been increasing. Currently, while more men than women are classified as “overweight,” the obesity rates for men and women are very similar (33.7% for men and 36.5% for women). [Full Disclosure: I am a fatty.]
Regardless, Red Pillers remain outraged by what they see as the overvaluation of American garbage pussy, which is apparently the work of the evil Garbage Pussy Cartel. Two Red Pill Pussyconomists explain:
![stemgang 6 points 19 hours ago The weird thing is that pussy isn't rare. So how can they charge so much for it? Just because betas are willing to sell themselves into slavery for an occasional piece... permalink save report give gold [–]kanaduhisfruityeh 7 points 18 hours ago Female rapists and their male accomplices want to rape men into paying for garbage pussy, because men are just supposed to be happy for some worthless garbage barely pleasurable vagina. That's why jacking off to porn has to be stopped, so men will be desperate enough to break their necks for some garbage pussy. Also men can't go abroad and get cheap pussy either cause that undercuts the garbage pussy cartel of fat ugly bitter used up useless American bitches who demand everything but have nothing to offer in return except the vague hope of plugging their garbage used up std-ridden pussy. permalink save parent report give gold [–]stemgang 3 points 18 hours ago This comes under the category of "rent-seeking." Trying to exclude other sexual outlets in order to increase the market value of Western White pussy.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/garbagepussy.png?resize=575%2C471&ssl=1)
BONUS “do you even lift?”
![smokingmonkey420 14 points 21 hours ago I agree. Everything is so fake. I can't find one RP man or woman in real life. Enjoy the decline. There is nothing we can do about it at this point. permalink save report give gold [–]Iupvoteforknowledge 6 points 21 hours ago So true. I asked like 20 people to lift with me before I found someone who even fucking lifts. Like...its a basic component of being a man. Come on. Everything is definitely going down hill. I'm just riding this bitch into the ashes as best I can.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/doyoulift.png?resize=560%2C231&ssl=1)
BONUS BONUS “do you even eat raw broccoli and lift?”
EAT YOUR BROCCOLI!
Broccoli is pro-MRA, who knew. I always thought veggies were “chick food”.
I can’t tease out any sort of reasoning, except for a consistent undercurrent of I can’t control women, omg, they act like autonomous human beings, how can I gain control over them, where is the cheat code???
Gee, I can’t possibly imagine why any of these charming, erudite polymaths would ever possibly have any problem securing anything less than Grade A1+ p*ssy for themselves. And on their own terms! Without those nasty laydee brainz attached and ruining the p*ssy party.
(Am I Poeing properly? Or was that too sarcastic?)
Maybe they are aging out of the demographic wherein this sort of babble is shrugged off and into the one where it is side eyed?
That was so bizarre I couldn’t even parse it, apart from the usual “Why don’t I have a supermodel to fuck then ignore” message.
Hmm, I’m about the same size as the Grace in that painting: where are my giant marmie beta orbiters? I HAZ BEEN ROBBED. Must write to the Feminist High Council about this.
[quote][Full Disclosure: I am a fatty.][/quote]
Well then I will now refuse to “like” your facebook posts until you are a properly svelte young woman who makes my boner happy! Thats how this works right? Did I MRA right?
You mean, they might be Growing Up?
[gasp] Adulthood is misandry!
Er…if American men are liking American women’s Facebook photos, maybe it’s because they genuinely like the way that those women look? And maybe if they want to have sex with those women it’s because they’re sexually attracted to them?
Also, is “rape” in the post about “female rapists and their male accomplices” referring to actual female-on-male rape or “financial rape”? I ask this because kanaduhisfruityeh talks about “paying for garbage pussy,” and, well, I’m not sure how paying to get sex with unattractive women is related to getting raped by unattractive women. I’m also not sure how watching porn and paying for attractive prostitutes is supposed to protect anyone from rape.
Though I do like how, even if they are raising awareness about female-on-male rape in their own special way, they’re still upset because the woman was ugly, not because, ya know, she forced them to have sex against their will.
@ kittehserf – The FHC gives out kitties, now?!! Oh, mighty FHC, please forgive me all my transgressions! I promise to misander better from now on! (hopes they also pretty please send moar bonbons)
Something very odd just floated into my awareness. These red pill mra types seem to want women who are young, fertile, slender, obedient and very daughter-like. But they also want mommies to take care of them. They want madonnas who are pure and untouched so that they can teach them about “Life” and, at the same time, these innocent beauties are supposed to be worldly enough to know how to please and take care of their “men.”
It is the modern madonna/whore thing, but now they want to throw away all of the REAL women in the world so that it can be populated by their fantasy women. Sour grapes, fellas?
It is at times like this that all I can do is laugh. Really. Laughing at these guys makes them very upset. I think they think that we will notice their shortcomings if they do not keep us frantically trying to find out what they want and how to give it to them, or, conversely, wasting our time being angry. When we laugh at them and point out their flaws, they are like the medieval witch hunters who fear the power we have to shrink their little manhoods even further.
Mwahahahahahahahahahah!!! Also, LOL and LMAO!
@samantha
I think that one of my friends once described these men’s ideal woman as a “pretty little pornstar virgin.” Your comment made me think of that. I never noticed that they wanted a mother figure as well. I guess that I got too caught up in their desire to have women submit to notice that too.
I can’t with these guys. They’ve taken over the Slate, Salon, and HuffPo comments sections now, too.
@alaisvex
They want mommies to take care of them…comfort them and laugh at their little “jokes,” and make sure that dinner is always ready when they want it. That sort of mommy stuff. But they want a mommy that THEY control, who does everything for them and asks for nothing in return…not like a real mom, who says no and draws the line at times.
Silly boys….Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha It is to laugh.
I did know a Christian patriarchy guy who wanted to emphasize over and over again that mothers should never have authority over their adult sons. Now, I’d agree with that at face value, but he thought that fathers should have authority over their adult daughters, so…yeah.
@grumpyoldnurse
Ahhh…I can hear the chorus of real women laughing at real…yutzes! Hahahaha
U mad bro?
I don’t think kanawhateverblahblah is in any position to accuse others of being bitter, he seems to have cornered the bitterness market all by himself in one reddit post.
They want Stepford Wives or girlfriend-bots. Except they also want the ego validation that comes from having an actual human woman with free will choose to be with them. In short, they want something that is literally impossible even in a universe where Stepford Wives are possible. So they are doomed to be eternally frustrated by any possible thing that could ever happen ever.
And it’s hard to avoid the conclusion that this is exactly how they want it.
Maybe that’s because it is easier for them to think that all women, literally, everywhere, aren’t quite right, than it is for them to admit that they are the ones who aren’t quite right.
“Female rapists and their male accomplices want to rape men into paying for garbage pussy”
I… I’ve read that sentence like twelve times and I literally can’t even parse it. How the fuck would being raped make you want to visit prostitutes? What the fuck? Does this make sense to anyone?
This pussy doesn’t care much for their “garbage pussy” remarks.
@lacerta virdis
The best explanation that I could come up with is that he meant “financial rape,” not rape.
@grumpyoldnurse
It would have been a perfect Poe, had you only attributed it to Anita Sarkeesian.
The creepiest weddings I have been to are Born-again Christian weddings. (Full disclosure: I have not been to a lot of weddings) There’s a whole thing about the handing over from the father to the groom and a speech about “I hereby bequeath responsibility of this woman to you.”
What they want is someone who will anticipate their needs and be subservient to them.
@alaisvex Oh, of course. I forgot about how in MRA-land more or less everything is rape, except actual rape.
Okay, see, this just makes me want to post pictures of my homemade chocolate chunk cookies and then a pic of me eating one. But I can’t cause my cousins ate them all. No judging my cookie eating self for them. Yum yum cookies.
Do they realize how ridiculous this sounds to anyone outside of their circle? ‘Don’t like pics of women eating cake, because then the women will think it is okay to eat the cake and not be hotties for us?’
Ignoring all the other parts of this that are stupid, once the pic is posted, the cake has already been purchase/eaten/chosen/whatever? Do they think if enough ‘alphas’ post comments telling the woman who wants to eat cake that she’s fat she will go ‘OH NO some RP asshats online don’t think I’m hot I’d better throw out this cake I spent good money on/someone made for me and go running before giving each of them a BJ for their wisdom!’
This is sillier than the fart thing.