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Do Facebook "likes" cause female obesity? You’ll be shocked by what one Red Piller says. Or, you know, not.

Modern American woman with beta orbiters
Modern American woman with beta orbiters

This just in! The cause of America’s so-called obesity epidemic has been determined! According to noted scientist and Red Pill Redditor “hobbist,” it’s … Facebook “likes.”

American women have become fat sluts, and it's the blue pillers that are to blame (self.TheRedPill)  submitted 22 hours ago * by hobbist  American women have become, on the whole, fatter and more loose since I left for Japan 9 years ago.  American men have become boring, pathetic and insecure. America simply has just become the most beta, blue pill nation of blind followers the world has ever known.  No longer the land of the free or home of the brave... America today is the land of wannabe thugs, government freeloaders, beta providers, pedestalizing chumps, complainers, chronic whiners, perpetual victims and seekers of the easy way out.  Here in America, if a girl is eating a piece of cake men will use it as an opportunity to express their interest in her. We encourage women to remain fat by liking all of their insipid, self-aggrandizing Facebook photos and overloading them with messages online. We encourage women to maintain their bad behavior by dishing out no punishment for it, but rather rewarding it.  American men have allowed women to walk all over us.      151 comments

Weird, because according to actual data, obesity rates for women have more or less leveled off over the past decade or so, while rates for men have been increasing. Currently, while more men than women are classified as “overweight,” the obesity rates for men and women are very similar (33.7% for men and 36.5% for women). [Full Disclosure: I am a fatty.]

Regardless, Red Pillers remain outraged by what they see as the overvaluation of American garbage pussy, which is apparently the work of the evil Garbage Pussy Cartel. Two Red Pill Pussyconomists explain:

stemgang 6 points 19 hours ago   The weird thing is that pussy isn't rare. So how can they charge so much for it? Just because betas are willing to sell themselves into slavery for an occasional piece...      permalink     save     report     give gold  [–]kanaduhisfruityeh 7 points 18 hours ago   Female rapists and their male accomplices want to rape men into paying for garbage pussy, because men are just supposed to be happy for some worthless garbage barely pleasurable vagina. That's why jacking off to porn has to be stopped, so men will be desperate enough to break their necks for some garbage pussy. Also men can't go abroad and get cheap pussy either cause that undercuts the garbage pussy cartel of fat ugly bitter used up useless American bitches who demand everything but have nothing to offer in return except the vague hope of plugging their garbage used up std-ridden pussy.      permalink     save     parent     report     give gold  [–]stemgang 3 points 18 hours ago   This comes under the category of "rent-seeking."  Trying to exclude other sexual outlets in order to increase the market value of Western White pussy.

BONUS “do you even lift?”

smokingmonkey420 14 points 21 hours ago   I agree. Everything is so fake. I can't find one RP man or woman in real life. Enjoy the decline. There is nothing we can do about it at this point.      permalink     save     report     give gold  [–]Iupvoteforknowledge 6 points 21 hours ago   So true. I asked like 20 people to lift with me before I found someone who even fucking lifts. Like...its a basic component of being a man. Come on. Everything is definitely going down hill. I'm just riding this bitch into the ashes as best I can.

BONUS BONUS “do you even eat raw broccoli and lift?”

IllimitableMan 2 points 5 hours ago       American men have allowed women to walk all over us.  Something to do with T levels having dropped year on year for the last 30 years in men of all age groups. Environmental pollution is to blame, specifically, synthetic chemicals which emulate estrogen in the body and block hormone receptors. Eat raw broccoli and lift. Raw broccoli = estrogen blocker. Lifting = pituitary gland sends a signal to your nutsack to create more test. Men who lift are manlier. Men who limit their exposure to endocrine disruptors are manlier.

EAT YOUR BROCCOLI!

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kittehserf - MOD
6 years ago

Damn it, they blew my cover! I knew I should have gone with Children of the Kumquat!

LOL!

Bina
Bina
6 years ago
Jenny (@dontgiveah00t)

@samantha, @alaisvex, @mcjulie – Yes. These men honestly seem to want the impossible with regards to women, because then it’s easier to blame women for not living up to a prohibitive standard (and for having prohibitive standards for men such as ‘be reasonably clean and well groomed’, ‘don’t treat me like crap’ and ‘don’t fart on me on purpose’) than it is to admit that maybe they know, deep down, that they wouldn’t have a chance with an emotionally healthy and mature woman anyway.

Fibinachi
6 years ago

It’s like a real life post by post re-enactment of Catcher in The Rye

“Phoneys! I’m not one of THEM!”

katz
6 years ago

Hmm, I’m about the same size as the Grace in that painting: where are my giant marmie beta orbiters?

Here’s one.

http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1353092705184554.png

Octo
Octo
6 years ago

Since when are cats beta? :p

ej
ej
6 years ago

@WWTH

What is with this correlation between misogyny and lifting. At this point, I’m wondering if weight lifting should be a deal breaker for me.

I dated a guy who lifted for awhile in college. I wouldn’t call him a misogynist, but he was self-centered and vain. He dumped me and when we ran into each other a few months later, he wouldn’t even look at me. He actually walked right by me in a restaurant and refused to make eye contact. A week later, he wanted to chat on IM (yes, this was back when IM was still a thing). I called him on his shit because a week before he wouldn’t even acknowledge my existence. He got mad, probably because I didn’t immediately fall back into his arms, and that conversation ended with him telling me to “have a nice life.” And you know what? I have been having a very nice life without him.

I’m not saying that all guys who lift are like that, but I have my own reasons to be a bit wary of them. The self-centeredness should have been a red flag from the beginning of that relationship.

Misha
Misha
6 years ago

@fruitloopsie

HAHAHAHee! I have to steal that gif, the Doctor be so beta.

Also, IllimitableMan, we all saw what you did there. It’s because of the estrogen! Damn those lady sex hormones, coming over here and blocking our testosterone!

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
6 years ago

Vegetable farmer rapists and their wholesale accomplices want to rape Finns into paying for garbage broccoli, because Finns are just supposed to be happy for some worthless garbage barely pleasurable vegetable. That’s why eating Brussel’s sprouts has to be stopped, so Finns will be desperate enough to break their necks for some garbage broccoli. Also Finns can’t import cheap foreign broccoli either cause that undercuts the garbage broccoli cartel of fat ugly bitter retirement-aged useless Finnish farmers who demand everything but have nothing to offer in return except the short season of stuffing their piehole with garbage wilted moldy broccoli.

HJ
HJ
6 years ago

Mind boggling. Just when it couldn’t get anymore…whatever this is. Maybe we should be glad they keep getting weirder and weirder, with an ever-loosening grip on any goals for their movement. I mean, nothing will ever make them happy, no “ideal woman” who can’t be torn down exists for them, even in their own imaginations. If they could turn their sizzling brains down a notch and think, instead of giving into white-hot emotional outbursts, come up with a goal and a plan that makes any sense, they might be an actual threat to society. Nah, who am I kidding.

Kate
Kate
6 years ago

They are so bitter that women exist without either their approval or their consent. Poor MRA’s. So mad about ladies being real that they can’t even coherently express their outrage at women daring to exist.

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

Women rape men by not being beautiful and sexually available enough?

He’s so mad that women have standards and he doesn’t measure up and he resents the women who do fuck him because they aren’t as hot as he thinks he deserves.

Masturbation has to stop? Good luck with that campaign.

That stupid, obnoxious, misogynist bro couldn’t find anyone to spend the evening at the gym with him?

I’m shocked, shocked I say!

Meanwhile, I love how angry it makes them to see women living their lives on their own terms and men living right along with them without feeling the need to abuse those women. People having fun and enjoying each other’s company just bunches their jockey shorts so much. Even a woman eating a pastry makes these pouty manchildren cry.

Meanwhile, I’m fat and do not have a Facebook. How did this happen? Is it magic? Am I a wizard?

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

Wait…men will express interest in me if I eat cake?

Maybe they are hoping we’ll share our cake?
…which we won’t because of misandry.

M. the Social Justice Ranger
M. the Social Justice Ranger
6 years ago

“… wannabe thugs, government freeloaders …”

An MRA that’s also a thinly-veiled racist? Why, I hardly believe it! (Heavy sarcasm.)

“… complainers, chronic whiners, perpetual victims and seekers of the easy way out.”

The ironing is delicious. (Not sarcasm.)

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
6 years ago

Vegetable farmer rapists and their wholesale accomplices want to rape Finns into paying for garbage broccoli, because Finns are just supposed to be happy for some worthless garbage barely pleasurable vegetable.

Mm! Delicious word salad, Arctic Ape.

Daeran Zemaitis
Daeran Zemaitis
6 years ago

On Lifting, the question is why are they lifting? Are they lifting for their own health, or even to look buff or more attractive, or are they lifting because they’re insecure in their own sense of manhood?

The core of misogyny is imo a deep-seated insecurity about their own personality and sense of themselves as men, and instead of addressing this insecurity by working out their mental and psychological “muscles” along with their physical ones, they blame other people for their own shortcomings – other people like women. It doesn’t help that media promotes the idea that if you’re sufficiently hot and manly, women are supposed to cream their pants and fall into the guy’s arms just for him existing.

saphy
saphy
6 years ago

@katz

I laughed aloud at your orbiting beta fluff-cats. I did this in a cafe. There are now some very confused people. I tried to pretend I was coughing but I am not that good a liar so now I am just A Weird Lady Laughing At Her Computer Who Also Coughs Weird.
Thanks. x

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

they’re insecure in their own sense of manhood?
ding! ding! ding! ding!

If men who don’t lift aren’t manly, then he has to lift to prove he is sufficiently masculine.

Nevermind that women lift too and that men were still men before lifting was even a thing.

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

Poop. I blockquoted my dings.
🙁

alaisvex
alaisvex
6 years ago

David, much as I love the image in the OP, I’m afraid that cats Alpha as Phuck, not beta. https://wehuntedthemammoth.com/2013/07/02/why-manly-men-and-ladylike-ladies-must-love-dogs-hate-cats/

Bostonian
Bostonian
6 years ago

I eat raw broccoli and lift, yet I am still fat…

Puddleglum
6 years ago

@katz, omg, the levetating cats! I’m so glad no one was near me when I saw that, cuz the snort laughter was totally happening.

Michelle C Young
6 years ago

So, ummmm, back when I was lifting and eating raw broccoli, shouldn’t I have grown a beard, or something?

Michelle C Young
6 years ago

@baroncognito

The creepiest weddings I have been to are Born-again Christian weddings. (Full disclosure: I have not been to a lot of weddings) There’s a whole thing about the handing over from the father to the groom and a speech about “I hereby bequeath responsibility of this woman to you.”

Oh, wow. I read recently (no link, because my computer froze, and I had to reboot, and don’t even remember the trail of how I got there, in the first place. I did something on Wikipedia, and it just spiraled out of control, hence the freezing) about how there is a “tradition” about bridal spanking.

According to this “tradition,” the father sees the bride in her wedding dress, just before walking her down the aisle, he puts her over his knee, lifts up her skirts, and gives her a solid spanking before handing her over to her husband.

Then, after the wedding, and before the reception, they go somewhere private, where the father ceremoniously presents his new son-in-law with the same strap he just used on the bride, and the husband then spanks the bride.

This is all to symbolize the father relinquishing authority over and responsibility for the bride, and the groom accepting same.

On the same page was a story about another tradition – the bride’s female friends administer a spanking, and the more licks she can take before she begs off, the more fertile she’ll be, or the longer he marriage will remain happy. So, each lick means one year of married bliss. So, I guess, if she cries out at 20 licks, it means that her husband will either die, suddenly become abusive, or possibly “trade her in for a younger model.” At least she’ll know when her doom will descend, and she can take steps to protect herself, financially, right? Start that escape fund early, girls! Especially if you have delicate heinies.

Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez
6 years ago

Sometimes when I read the opinions of “Red Pillers” I think well this has to be a Poe or some elaborate practical joke being played on us because no rational person on the face of the earth would actually believe this shit because it is just a world of stupid and no human being can be this stupid. But I have a feeling that I have underestimated human stupidity and I have to remind myself that these people are not rational and they really are stupid enough to actully believe shit like this.

donovandigital
donovandigital
6 years ago

I visited the redpill reddit thingy for the first time from here, and I was just floored by the fact that they demand that nobody invade their space or judge them without being a “part of the community”. As if they have any problem invading other peoples spaces and judging communities thay are not a part of. Cognitive dissonance much?

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

According to this “tradition,” the father sees the bride in her wedding dress, just before walking her down the aisle, he puts her over his knee, lifts up her skirts, and gives her a solid spanking before handing her over to her husband.

Then, after the wedding, and before the reception, they go somewhere private, where the father ceremoniously presents his new son-in-law with the same strap he just used on the bride, and the husband then spanks the bride.

This is all to symbolize the father relinquishing authority over and responsibility for the bride, and the groom accepting same.

Wow, this makes a great case for elopement. Or better still, just plain ol’ sinful cohabitation.

idiotphotographer
6 years ago

raw broccoli as an estrogen “blocker”? Guess that explains why I’m a lesbian, it is the only way I eat broccoli.

kittehserf - MOD
6 years ago

katz, those are definitely Alpha Orbiter Marmies. XD

samantha
6 years ago

I have three questions for all the intelligent and wise MRA’s. You claim that men are superior to women in every way and are, indeed, the stronger, more human and more moral/ethical sex. You claim that women are vile, weak, irrational, immoral and far more violent than men. And we stink, too.

1) Why on earth would you obviously more godly beings want to spend any time, to say nothing of your precious essence, which we steal, with a woman – a creature you chase, desire and can’t seem to stop talking about?

2) Why have YOU failed to make the world a peaceful and healthy place? I mean, I look around and see men making war, men creating nastier and nastier weapons, men poisoning the planet with chemicals and practices that devastate living systems, men placing a higher value on money and power then on life. Yes, their are a few women doing the same, but it is mostly you guys.

3) How is it we manage to destroy and defeat you at every turn? Really, how can such vile. evil and lower primates – with barely two brain cells to rub together – manage to run the world, command the militaries of all nations, exert control over the judiciaries and manage to make ourselves look like victims? After all you ARE the superior species, yes?

Please, oh godly masters of all you survey, rain your enlightened wisdom on me.

samantha
6 years ago
Reply to  Kate

They are so bitter that women exist without either their approval or their consent. Poor MRA’s. So mad about ladies being real that they can’t even coherently express their outrage at women daring to exist.

@Kate

Not only that, but I shudder to think how they feel when it occurs to them that they, themselves, came into the world from between a womans’ legs…through her smelly old vagina. Yep, we evicted them from their cozy home and they will never forgive us for that, or for pushing them out DOWN THERE!!!!!

Squeamish weenies…

P.S. And then we had the temerity to exert control over them, poor li’l lamby pies.

samantha
6 years ago

According to this “tradition,” the father sees the bride in her wedding dress, just before walking her down the aisle, he puts her over his knee, lifts up her skirts, and gives her a solid spanking before handing her over to her husband.

@Michelle C Young

That reminds me of the Islamic Haddiths. These are the sayings/teachings of Mohammed. In one, which is advice to a young groom on the night of his wedding, he tells the groom to choose a good whip, use it on his young wife until she is thoroughly beaten, and then hang it up over the bedroom door as a constant reminder to the woman of her proper place.

When I read that, I came close to losing my lunch.

kittehserf - MOD
6 years ago

Not only that, but I shudder to think how they feel when it occurs to them that they, themselves, came into the world from between a womans’ legs…through her smelly old vagina. Yep, we evicted them from their cozy home and they will never forgive us for that, or for pushing them out DOWN THERE!!!!!

Reminds me of the joke about (straight) men spending nine months trying to get out and the rest of their lives trying to get back in.

pecunium
6 years ago

What! katz I know what the “notallmen” said I needed to man-up… he knew my dirty secret… I don’t lift.

pecunium
6 years ago

Doing some research the spanking thing is apocryphal. The only references I can find all talk about the traditions as ‘other’, or “relic” and have odd details (the woman who says her mother did it, and hadn’t spanked her in years, not since she was 19, or 20: and not, ‘with my knickers down” since she was in the 6th form.

Other odd bits (it’s Polish, or Russian, as well as British, and American).

I get the impression it’s the work of some spanking fic being taken out into the real world and suffering a Poe’s Law problem.

katz
6 years ago

Doing some research the spanking thing is apocryphal. The only references I can find all talk about the traditions as ‘other’, or “relic” and have odd details (the woman who says her mother did it, and hadn’t spanked her in years, not since she was 19, or 20: and not, ‘with my knickers down” since she was in the 6th form.

Other odd bits (it’s Polish, or Russian, as well as British, and American).

I get the impression it’s the work of some spanking fic being taken out into the real world and suffering a Poe’s Law problem.

I wonder if the Christian Domestic Discipline people are responsible. They’re basically a spank fic group beneath a thin veneer of pretend theology.

pecunium
6 years ago

Not sure. A lot of the “sources” I found were composites of other “traditions”: a few on blogs dedicated to spanking. Not a whole lot of religious overlay in most of them.

davidknewton
6 years ago

Can everyone take some time to sit back a moment and just imagine being so insecure in your identity as a male that you feel you need a vegetable to protect the last scraps of it? No, I can’t imagine it either.

A secondary advantage of broccoli, of course, is that it will give you a head start in the flatulodominance mentioned a few posts ago.

grumpyoldnurse
grumpyoldnurse
6 years ago

Curried broccoli! and lentils!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, wait. Is that misandry or misogyny? If it’s misogyny, please don’t tell the Feminist High Council on me. If it’s misandry, um, go me? Yay?

creepy cupcake
creepy cupcake
6 years ago

i am 5’2 and 140lbs. the guy im involved with right now is from china and hes only been in the uk for a few years. he openly admits to liking fat women. im quite partial to asian men and hes not the first to say he likes my fat ass. hes actually really athletic himself. you would swear these mras never talk to real life people.