How to get 200 upvotes on Reddit.
Step 1) Post an 800-word rant on the Red Pill subreddit starting with the sentence “Women are shit.”
Step 2) There is no step 2.
TRUE STORY.
I’ve seen the rant, and now you can see it too. If you’re not masochistic enough to click on that link, I’m not going to subject you to the whole thing. It contains so much pure misogyny per square inch that reading it wore me out. So I’m just going to post some giant chunks of it, make a few jokes, and then take the rest of the day off.
Ok, let’s go:
Women are shit. AWALT. Fuckoff snowflakes, nobody cares you think you’re different. Every woman thinks she’s special and different and expects to be treated as such. It’s all bullshit. Women are remarkably similar to each other across the board and HATE being generalised because of their narcissism. They’re so similar psychologically that we can make a fucking subreddit [The Red Pill] that generalises just over half the human race with an incredible degree of accuracy and use that knowledge as a proficient weapon in helping men get the upperhand in a social system where they’re systemically beaten down.
Dude, I don’t want to nitpick but “upper hand” is two words, not one. “Uppercut” is one word. “Upper hand,” two. Continue.
The upperhand is something a man needs if he ever wants to come out unscathed with any kind of social contract with a woman.
Dude, what did I just say? It’s two words. TWO WORDS.
Hypergamy necessitates it. She requires your superiority to be attracted to you, that’s probably the biggest joke about “equality.”
No, here’s the biggest joke about equality:
Have you heard about the constipated mathematician?
He had to work it out with a pencil
Sorry, that wasn’t about equality. But I thought it was pretty good for a poop joke.
Not all women are born equal, but all have a capacity for insanity and machiavellianism. … Never met a bitch who wasn’t crazy or manipulative. [U]nderneath that exterior of upward inflexion, smilies and a face full of chemicals their lurks something far darker and more destructive.
That they have to work out with a pencil? Ba-dum-tish!
Did you see what I did there? In comedy that’s known as a “callback.”
Men need to start living in bachelor pads together, library, gym, pool table. Swimming pool. No bitches living in the house.
Yeah, I think you’ve just invented the frat house. (Well, a frat house with a pool.)
It’s an effective way to avoid this clusterfuck of affairs we call women/marriage/divorce/hypergamy without being lonely/sacrificing a sex life.
I don’t think anyone calls it “ women/marriage/divorce/hypergamy.” That’s kind of a mouthful.
Jealous bitches will accuse you of being gay as an effort to shame you/your friends into adhering to the traditional narrative and wifing up her or one of her friends, laugh in their faces and shame them right back for being homophobic. Lay into them for hating gays and watch them shut the fuck up as you flip their own bullshit back at them.
Yeah, show those shitty bitches who the real hater is … wait, what?
Live your life on your own terms men don’t feel like you have some fucking duty to society and these ungrateful harpies who’ll never appreciate all the sweat and toil you put into making ends meat. Fuck ’em all. Society never gave a fuck about you so don’t feel some disjointed loyalty to it.
Disjointed loyalty? I’m beginning to think this guy doesn’t know how words work.
If you’re not already lumbered with a woman, a woman’s problems, and a kid, sit back, sip a JD & Coke from a cocktail straw and let it all fucking burn.
If it’s all burning, maybe you should jump in that pool of yours to stay safe.
We can literally redefine transactional sex from “shit woman does to control you” to “something women are paid to do and then quickly leave because you don’t want the crazy parasite trying to dig her claws into your life”
Wow. First you invented the frat house, now you’ve invented prostitution. Congratulation.
Wanna know something else pretty? Older women who are single tend to go even crazier. They’re not fucking built to do this alone, yet they’re designed in a way that makes you not want to put up with them.
Wait, single older women are designed to make you sick of them? Who exactly designed them like this? Evolutionary psychology just gets weirder and weirder.
Hahahaha. Couldn’t give a shit about woman’s struggles, everyone’s running around after them, men are the ones in most urgent need of help – mostly emotional support. I get too many messages from guys who want to kill themselves. It’s fucked up. Thanks women/feminism.
In all seriousness, I hope you tell these guys to call their therapist, or a hotline, because they’re not going to get the help they need from you, that’s for sure.
Some guys are desperate for something more meaningful with a woman, love, a proper relationship and blah blah. Fair enough, I understand that desire, but all this shit still applies. You will get fucked. It’s not a question of if, but when. Most people who make it work met very young, you were her first alpha or some shit. A lot of this shit still applies you just have far better odds at working through it.
Well, no, actually people who get married when they’re very young divorce at much higher rates than those who get married later. It’s almost as if people learn and grow from experience and can make better choices when they’re a bit older. The more experience a woman has with men, the less likely she’ll be willing to settle with a wannabe “alpha” asshole like you.
Oh yeah, another thing, any unfavourable opinion of women no matter how rooted in reality makes you a bitter misogynist, might as well embrace the label until it loses any meaning. Much how women call each other sluts and bitches to be cute. Oh you bitter misogynist you, have a soft punch in the arm.
If you think any of these ridiculous opinions of yours are rooted in reality, you’re not only a misogynist, you’re kind of an idiot, too. And possibly 14 yeard old.
NOTE: Thanks to the Red-Pill-watchers in the Blue Pill subreddit for pointing me to this, er, gem.
Eh, I’ll bite at Mr. Teal Deer.
Gooo on. *sits with head on hands*
I’d argue the opposite. I’d guess that kids today have vastly superior views of morality towards interacting with other people. Support for gay marriage is strongest among young people, and I think it’s pretty apparent that sexism is considered more of a relic of the old folks. There’s an old saying that cultural change happens when an old generation dies off, and I don’t think inter-gender views and beliefs are different, despite the recent uproars in the gaming and atheist community.
But go ahead, explain what you believe these “barest of morality clauses” are.
What, do you want men to have a “unsafe” option as well? What are these “sexual freedoms” that women are “given” (by whom, exactly?) and men don’t get?
Oh go on, tell me in great detail how the “importance of family” is being eroded. Are you mad that women aren’t all being shuffled into motherhood as if that was their only option in life any more? What support/dependency structures are being harmed, wives being dependent on husbands?
Modernizing society, the one that eschews rigid gender roles, will not be telling you how to live your life and how you wish to form/not form relationships. The people telling you, a guy, that you are less of a man for not shacking up are the people we feminists are trying to counter.
Now, if you decide not only to not date women, but decide to spew bile at them and post 800 word rants on how smelly they are and how many cooties they have, you’re gonna get mocked. Not for not dating, but for hating.
They’ve all had one. And that may be the problem. She didn’t give them cookies when they asked nicely — and by “asked nicely”, I mean “threw themselves on the floor, drummed their fists and feet on the linoleum, and screamed like banshees”.
The comments in this reddit thread are absolutely hilarious.
This gem is from the author of the original post:
“don’t let labels like misogynist be applied to you because you […] have negative opinions of women.” (https://np.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/2gqt8l/what_ive_learned_from_the_women_in_my_family/ckm1e4m)
fromafar2013 Do you really think men are that trivial? I don’t agree w/ this man and his rant, but I can, apparently unlike other, see where he might be coming from. I didn’t say /some/ I said all. If each and every man you had relations with ended up raping you, you might mistrust the next one you become romantically involved with. If more and more men are being ‘burned,’ not trivially disrespected, but a complete loss of financial freedoms… in jail for being poor… working 80hr work weeks to take home 40% of a paycheck… no right to his own children… by 100% of the women they choose to have relations with, WHEN would you tell them it’s OK to mistrust the next woman their interested in?
If your life is really one where every man you come across /hates/ you for being a woman (seriously, cat-calling is hate?), than I feel for you as well. But I assure you men like this ‘ranter’ aren’t upset because he’s being plagued by women hating him, no… it’s not that simple. He’s being plagued by (all) women using and abusing him ‘in the name of love.’ Now you tell me who’s life is worse off, yours where you know hate is the answer, or his where he’s completely lost on all reason of motive?
I thought I hated being generalized because I am an individual human being. I suppose believing I’m an individual human being makes me a narcissist. How dare I.
@Bina– maybe she DID give them cookies and that’s the problem. lol
(I jest, I jest, if these guys are adults it’s not reasonable to blame their mamas for their poor raising. We all got to grow up and seek out strategies to fill in our own emotional/behavioral deficits at that point. Therapy and good books and meditation for everyone!!!)
No, but you are exceptionally trivial. Please, go back on strike, none of us want to hear one more boring defense of rampant misogynists.
Yo, Box-O-Rocks…check the header at the top of the page. What do you see? I see “The new misogyny, tracked and mocked”. Kindly take that to heart before you pound out another thousand words about how you’re building a new “improved” society where women won’t even get a look-in with you guys. YOU are what WE are laughing at, because your contentions and your entire utopian vision are totally fucking preposterous. Capisce?
Karalora:
And I am a Pi Female.
MenOnStrike:
So, you expect David to take an 800 word screed that starts off: “Women are shit. AWALT.” and to take it seriously? The dude’s whole thesis is “all women are terrible in every way.” That’s not logical. You can’t reason with someone who believes that all women everywhere are terrible in every way. That’s misogyny, plain and simple. The only thing to do with it is laugh at it.
Why, yes, if all the hateful whiny asshole douchebros would just go away, this would be a better world. But, see, you’re setting up a false dichotomy here, where the only two types of men in the world are the hateful whiny asshole douchebros like the guy in the OP, or beaten down doormats that slavishly do whatever a woman says. I guess, if you think that all women are an undifferentiated mass of shitty awfulness, than that makes sense to you. However, it really doesn’t describe reality at all. Men are perfectly capable of respecting women and treating them as equals without becoming doormats. There really doesn’t have to be some kind of power differential in relationships between men and women. So, yeah, if all the hateful whiny asshole douchebags just went away, then the men who were left would be the ones who weren’t hateful whiny asshole douchebags. And that would be great.
Wow. Having to use condoms really burns you up, doesn’t it?
That makes no sense, Menonstrike. The ranter includes no pertinent information about what his actual individual grievances are; it could be that he’s 50something and his wife has run off out of the blue with the pool boy, the kids and no forwarding address, or he could be 19, having his first breakup. How can you see where he “might be coming from?”
It sounds to me like you’ve read his rant, agreed at least to some extent with its obnoxious contents, and then backfitted the ranter with a sympathetic story about how he’s a noble father who works 80 hour weeks to hand over his entire paycheck to a golddigging harpy who even forbids him to see his kids, all in the face of a judge who for NO reason at all denies him visitation.
When is the sample size for an unfortunate situation like this ever more than one woman? And how exactly do you intend to argue that this type of extreme situation is common? And the point was not mistrusting the next woman they are interested in, it was about hating the entire population of women because of a single experience.
By the way, you are not permitted to burden the word “burned” with all of the worst possible things that could happen in a divorce.
I wonder if that has anything to do with having to put on the strong stoic alpha-face in order to be properly masculine. But if you openly display your feelings, you’re effeminate, because women are the ones who whine about feelings.
Unless, I suppose, those feelings are all very properly masculine feelings. Feelings like, why can’t I get laid? Why don’t women find me attractive? Why is working out so hard? Why do people yell at me when I tell them that they’re my inferiors? Where are all the hot babes I was promised? Why is it women can’t just do whatever I want them to? All these are proper feelings for properly masculine men to have.
It’s okay. It’s okay to cry. Please read the following for your dose of emotional support:
None of these things are your fault. The world is conspiring to keep you down. Literally everyone who disagrees with you is stealing from your birthright as a male. You deserve everything you were promised. One day you’ll show them. You’ll show them all. Then they’ll see. They’ll rue the day they thought they could keep the rightful prince of the universe from his throne. We were ALL wronged. We deserve everything and they deserve nothing.
Now you are emotionally healthy and ready to take on the day!
Ignoring that this whole screed is only tenuously connected to anything resembling facts, I struggle to see how this part is true and even if it is that it’s necessarily a “bad” thing.
Works for me…even if my sanity isn’t at stake!
yeah, no one in the manosphere is a prize. I’d be MORE THAN OK with the prospect that these guys went their own way and stayed the hell away from my daughter. They’re little shits at best, and abusive little shits at worst. Why exactly does that need to be passed down to another generation?
So, long-time commenters, help me out here: is MenzOnStrike a troll who has been around before? Seems familiar.
Dude…you can’t get pregnant. Your body is not subject to nine months of incubation, nor another year (on average) of lactation. You are not being forcibly pressed into service by the generation of life. Your part in the process is actually done when you grunt and roll off her and start to snore. And in the event of a breakup, assuming you don’t work out joint custody or anything like that, SHE will be the one saddled with the ongoing duty of raising the fruit of your loins to adulthood. THAT is why men get dinged for child support. You don’t raise the kids, but you’re paying because you contributed half the DNA, and the kid is holding her back from working more lucrative jobs with twice the hours, and she very likely won’t be advancing in her career as fast as a man, thanks to that. You get off very lightly compared to women. Stop whining.
MoS said <<>>
Before I attempt to respond to thoroughly you I would like to know if English is your first language.
If it is not, mad props – you write in English much better than I write in whatever’s your primary mode of communication.
Really.
If English is your first language, I ask that you please attempt to streamline and clarify your writing.
I understand that typos and word salads can sneak in when emotions are high – heaven knows that they do with me – but your points might be better conveyed with sentence structure that more closely resembles how people actually speak.
Regarding what (I think) is the gist of your response:
Before I met my husband, he had been genuinely wronged by a string of women. Putting aside his abuse by women as a child, he was then suckered into a green card marriage (he thought it was for love; she left him once he had paid her way through college and wanted to drop down from 2.5 jobs to 1 so that he could finish his degree) and then strung through the wringer by a series of long term girlfriends who cheated on him while he financed their lives and then dumped him.
When we met, he was broken and beginning a fall into alcoholism.
Me, on the other hand…hm. Well, I had been cheated on by literally every single boyfriend that I ever had culminating in my husband leaving me for a contractor he met while deployed.
As my (now) husband and I got to know each other, I thanked him for not becoming horribly, irrevocably embittered by his experiences.
He thanked me for the same.
We had each been involved with a series of /bad people/, or (at the very least) individuals going through horribly narcissistic phases of their lives.
My experiences don’t mean that all men are bad – obviously not. I’m not married to a truly wonderful man.
His experiences don’t mean that all women are bad – I hope that he would argue obviously not because he’s not married to a wonderful woman 😀
Our experiences DO mean that sometimes people do shitty things and that, all in all, your life ends up being much better if you don’t let that fact color your interactions with everyone.
MenOnStrike,
I’m gettin’ really tired of you people dropping these “men don’t have sexual freedoms anymore” turds and then running away. So if you’re bothered at all by the fact that these non-factoids make it seem like like you will deem literally any gains women make a default loss for men against, I hope you’ll stop by again and lay out what these sexual freedoms are, and who took them away from you.
Bad typing, is very late here.
Did I mess up the formatting?
MoS said:
>>Now you tell me who’s life is worse off, yours where you know hate is the answer, or his where he’s completely lost on all reason of motive?<<<
Just pretend that's at the top of my first post.
And more typos!
*I’m NOW married to a truly wonderful man.
NOW married.
Geesh.
I blame that this was typed on my phone 😀
MoS: Time to step up to the direct challenge. What sexual freedoms are you referring to that women now are getting that men do not? (Hint: “Abortion” is not a “Sexual Freedom”, it’s a medical freedom that stems from the notion of bodily autonomy, and you will be mocked mercilessly if you so much as suggest it. Since you seem to think that mockery is the worst thing in the woooorrrrld!, I would suggest avoiding that particular tack.)
I read the original. Why did I read the original?
Gaaaah. OK, I’m off to… do… anything else. Bye, now.