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Step 1) Post an 800-word rant on Reddit starting with the sentence “Women are sh*t.”

It's true. All women are exactly the same.
It’s true. All women are exactly the same.

How to get 200 upvotes on Reddit.

Step 1) Post an 800-word rant on the Red Pill subreddit starting with the sentence “Women are shit.”

Step 2) There is no step 2.

TRUE STORY.

I’ve seen the rant, and now you can see it too. If you’re not masochistic enough to click on that link, I’m not going to subject you to the whole thing. It contains so much pure misogyny per square inch that reading it wore me out. So I’m just going to post some giant chunks of it, make a few jokes, and then take the rest of the day off.

Ok, let’s go:

Women are shit. AWALT. Fuckoff snowflakes, nobody cares you think you’re different. Every woman thinks she’s special and different and expects to be treated as such. It’s all bullshit. Women are remarkably similar to each other across the board and HATE being generalised because of their narcissism. They’re so similar psychologically that we can make a fucking subreddit [The Red Pill] that generalises just over half the human race with an incredible degree of accuracy and use that knowledge as a proficient weapon in helping men get the upperhand in a social system where they’re systemically beaten down.

Dude, I don’t want to nitpick but “upper hand” is two words, not one. “Uppercut” is one word. “Upper hand,” two. Continue.

The upperhand is something a man needs if he ever wants to come out unscathed with any kind of social contract with a woman.

Dude, what did I just say? It’s two words. TWO WORDS.

Hypergamy necessitates it. She requires your superiority to be attracted to you, that’s probably the biggest joke about “equality.”

No, here’s the biggest joke about equality:

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician?

He had to work it out with a pencil

Sorry, that wasn’t about equality. But I thought it was pretty good for a poop joke.

Not all women are born equal, but all have a capacity for insanity and machiavellianism. … Never met a bitch who wasn’t crazy or manipulative. [U]nderneath that exterior of upward inflexion, smilies and a face full of chemicals their lurks something far darker and more destructive.

That they have to work out with a pencil? Ba-dum-tish!

Did you see what I did there? In comedy that’s known as a “callback.”

Men need to start living in bachelor pads together, library, gym, pool table. Swimming pool. No bitches living in the house.

Yeah, I think you’ve just invented the frat house. (Well, a frat house with a pool.)

It’s an effective way to avoid this clusterfuck of affairs we call women/marriage/divorce/hypergamy without being lonely/sacrificing a sex life.

I don’t think anyone calls it “ women/marriage/divorce/hypergamy.” That’s kind of a mouthful.

Jealous bitches will accuse you of being gay as an effort to shame you/your friends into adhering to the traditional narrative and wifing up her or one of her friends, laugh in their faces and shame them right back for being homophobic. Lay into them for hating gays and watch them shut the fuck up as you flip their own bullshit back at them.

Yeah, show those shitty bitches who the real hater is … wait, what?

Live your life on your own terms men don’t feel like you have some fucking duty to society and these ungrateful harpies who’ll never appreciate all the sweat and toil you put into making ends meat. Fuck ’em all. Society never gave a fuck about you so don’t feel some disjointed loyalty to it.

Disjointed loyalty? I’m beginning to think this guy doesn’t know how words work.

If you’re not already lumbered with a woman, a woman’s problems, and a kid, sit back, sip a JD & Coke from a cocktail straw and let it all fucking burn.

If it’s all burning, maybe you should jump in that pool of yours to stay safe.

We can literally redefine transactional sex from “shit woman does to control you” to “something women are paid to do and then quickly leave because you don’t want the crazy parasite trying to dig her claws into your life”

Wow. First you invented the frat house, now you’ve invented prostitution. Congratulation.

Wanna know something else pretty? Older women who are single tend to go even crazier. They’re not fucking built to do this alone, yet they’re designed in a way that makes you not want to put up with them.

Wait, single older women are designed to make you sick of them? Who exactly designed them like this? Evolutionary psychology just gets weirder and weirder.

Hahahaha. Couldn’t give a shit about woman’s struggles, everyone’s running around after them, men are the ones in most urgent need of help – mostly emotional support. I get too many messages from guys who want to kill themselves. It’s fucked up. Thanks women/feminism.

In all seriousness, I hope you tell these guys to call their therapist, or a hotline, because they’re not going to get the help they need from you, that’s for sure.

Some guys are desperate for something more meaningful with a woman, love, a proper relationship and blah blah. Fair enough, I understand that desire, but all this shit still applies. You will get fucked. It’s not a question of if, but when. Most people who make it work met very young, you were her first alpha or some shit. A lot of this shit still applies you just have far better odds at working through it.

Well, no, actually people who get married when they’re very young divorce at much higher rates than those who get married later. It’s almost as if people learn and grow from experience and can make better choices when they’re a bit older. The more experience a woman has with men, the less likely she’ll be willing to settle with a wannabe “alpha” asshole like you.

Oh yeah, another thing, any unfavourable opinion of women no matter how rooted in reality makes you a bitter misogynist, might as well embrace the label until it loses any meaning. Much how women call each other sluts and bitches to be cute. Oh you bitter misogynist you, have a soft punch in the arm.

If you think any of these ridiculous opinions of yours are rooted in reality, you’re not only a misogynist, you’re kind of an idiot, too. And possibly 14 yeard old.

NOTE: Thanks to the Red-Pill-watchers in the Blue Pill subreddit for pointing me to this, er, gem.

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Mia Jessica
6 years ago

Awww, someone just had a messy breakup and is taking it out on Reddit.

Cassie's Major Domo
Cassie's Major Domo
6 years ago

Not all women are born equal, but all have a capacity for insanity and machiavellianism.

“Machiavellianism” is capitalized, dipshit. Show Niccolò some proper respect.

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

She requires your superiority to be attracted to you, that’s probably the biggest joke about “equality.”

“She requires your superiority to be attracted to you” — you mean like your shadow sticks to your feet when you walk? Or…what?

And yeah, that certainly is quite a joke about “equality”, there. What’s the fucking punchline?

drmrsthemonarch1
6 years ago

making ends meat.

Hehehehhehehehe. Heheh. Heh.

Aitch
Aitch
6 years ago

Disjointed does describe this screech well, though. What a mess.

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

Older women who are single tend to go even crazier. They’re not fucking built to do this alone, yet they’re designed in a way that makes you not want to put up with them.

That’s funny, I’m an older single woman, and I’m quite sane. The last time I was crazy (major depression), I was in a (failing) relationship. I didn’t recover until after he dumped me. Funnily enough, I got well quite quickly after that. Even got back in the saddle before he did, hahah.

As for the “designed” bit, dude…stop. We’re not “designed” or “built” for anything. We’re people, not objects, you assbag.

icallmycatmrtb
icallmycatmrtb
6 years ago

“making ends meat.” Was I the only one who thought sausage?

vaiyt
6 years ago

Geez, this looks like my late adolescence as a forumite all over again. “Wah, my SO left me, I’ll never love again, WOE IS ME THE WORLD IS CORRUPT AND I’M BATMAN”

ikanreed
ikanreed
6 years ago

“All women are the same, so let me prove it by pointing at this site where everyone says all women are the same supporting each other when they say women are all the same”

Flawless logic. I’m sure there was more and worse in there, but that’s a hell of a way to start. It’d be like going to a KKK meeting and using the minutes as evidence of white superiority.

lkeke35
lkeke35
6 years ago

I read all the excerpts in the voices of Beavis and Butthead, as a form of tribute to the Laws of “Dumbity” (which, I find out, is actually a real word in the Urban Dictionary.)

Zolnier
Zolnier
6 years ago

The most egregious part was the suggestion that Redpill has helped any man ever. Also fuck this “movement” for making me flinch when people use the term social contract. Perfectly valid sociological term and now I associate it with people who think a dinner date is a business negotiation for sex.

ikanreed
ikanreed
6 years ago

@Zolnier

They also stole “hypergamy” and abuse it to hell and back.

hellkell
hellkell
6 years ago

That was a nice blast of bullshit to start the morning off with.

This dude needs his blankie and nap. And to stay far away from women because there’s no way he’s not giving off toxic hate fumes.

MaudeLL
6 years ago

Bwahaha… My favourite comment, following a bunch of comments agreeing with the OP and explaining why women are harwired to be inferior (and that universities hide this obvious fact because conspiracy):

BurgundyCarpet 19 points 1 day ago
This is the kind of dialogue I’m here for. Both of you motherfuckers are so articulate and intelligent it warms my heart. Thanks bros.

Zolnier
Zolnier
6 years ago

I’ve never heard hypergamy outside the context of MRA bullshit, what’s it mean when said by people who aren’t being intensely stupid?

Fnoicby
Fnoicby
6 years ago

“Because you were her first alpha…”
Snicker. This is totally alpha behaviour, going on red pill an belly aching about lady folk. I’m so totally sure red pill is chock full of alphas. Not!

Zolnier
Zolnier
6 years ago

“Because you were her first alpha…”

Sounds like something from a Twilight fanfic.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
6 years ago

“Womyn are evil! Now let me talk about how I enjoy seeing hem abuse each other and don’t care about them whatsoever!”

http://mylittlefacewhen.com/f/2143/

David
“Yeah, show those shitty bitches who the real hater is … wait, what?”

http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/wiki/File:Pinkie_Pie_haters_gonna_hate.gif

Phoenician in a time of Romans
Phoenician in a time of Romans
6 years ago

@Bina: That’s funny, I’m an older single woman, and I’m quite sane.

You do realise you’re typing this into your microwave, don’t you? The computer got repossessed two years ago.

roguepixie
roguepixie
6 years ago

Alpha, beta, etc…. It’s so bizarre. I mean, who thinks of people this way? Maybe if he stopped thinking of life as something that needed a rating system, he would find a nice girl and stop being so, yes, bitter and misogynistic. Half the population is the same? Maybe the sameness lies in the complete lack of desire to have sex with him. I think it’s all he sees.

Zolnier
Zolnier
6 years ago

And why does it go straight from beta to omega? There are letters between those!

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

How do these dudes manage to fail harder at evolution with each passing day? Every time I think they can’t get worse, they do. How can a woman’s design change with age? And don’t they know that evolution isn’t a sentient godlike entity that designs animals with a specific goal?

Also, what does “lumbered with a woman” mean? Does he try to roll women like logs? Maybe that’s why women don’t like him. That and the raging misogyny.

MenOnStrike (@MenOnStrike)

First of all, you already labeled this as a rant. To mock and scold the author for not correctly spelling upper hand, is unreasonable. This is as close to a formal fallacy as one might get. You first disregard his statements as unreasonable, then as a tribute to your impeccable logic you mock his already assumed “unreasonable” statements when he posts a grammatical error.

After this, you actually try and address his statements talking about equality… oh wait, no you don’t. This basically reads, “I have no intention of taking this kind of anger seriously, so I’ll tell all my sycophants about it, but really never address or consider what is the underlying problem this (and many other) man faces.”

You seem to want to completely ignore that the entire landscape of gender relations are changing (in the western world) and not for the better. We have an entire generation of people growing and getting older with the barest of morality clauses when it comes to relations with the opposite sex. Women are given an increasing number of sexual freedoms while men are relegated to only having two options, safe or none. This doesn’t even mention the degradation of the importance of family, support/dependency structures, and how society should not be dictating what is the best way for men and women to be removing themselves from having relationships with the other gender as a whole.

While your ‘statistic’ of younger people divorcing at a much higher rate than older people, let’s look at some other factors that might account for that. I’m going to put out some facts here that with a little effort, you might be able to prove/disprove for yourself. A large majority of divorce is started by the woman. What is also known is that the greater the number of sexual partners the woman has had before marriage, the more likely the factor for divorce. There is a reason why many men, including this guy, blame hypergamy as a correlation for these two figures. And you are correct, people can wait, and marry when they are older and wiser. The problem with this is if you want children. Any person, male or female that gets that “I’m getting too old for this” feeling might have a slight wash of desperation when thinking about the idea of chasing after small children all day. Given this, and the fact (you know it) that this is still typically the woman, many single older childless women start getting desperate. This is what he meant by “tend to go even crazier.”

This all boils down to why I follow you. Most ‘rational’ people on the other side continue, over and over again, to simply ignore or mock these types of ‘rants’ without genuinely looking at the deeper issues as to /why/ he might be this angry. Do you really think he was taught to hate women by another man? Are you trying to imply there is some conspiracy on the internet where (if you prove it) as a man you can get ‘indocrinated’ into hating a woman? 99%+ of the time these men have /repeatedly/ been burned by women, so much so that they simply cannot trust the entire gender any more. Do you really think that simply allowing men to walk away is a good thing? The more you mock and ostracize men like this one, the more it will happen… and when you and the men who are willing to do and say anything a woman tells them to /are the only ones left/ to women, are you going to praise your new paradise? I’m sure you can sarcastically answer “hell ya, women everywhere” but will that really be your reality? Please, think about it.

tedthefed
tedthefed
6 years ago

I’m stuck on “face full of chemicals.”

heap big hunter
heap big hunter
6 years ago

Someone misses their mommy……

sorceressensorcelled
sorceressensorcelled
6 years ago

Someone call the WAAAAAAHmbulance. “All you bitches are the same” is a sentiment I’ve been hearing from all corners of my world since I can remember, and all it ever sounds like to me is, “I WISH all you bitches were the same so I could learn all the right buttons to push to get the prize!”

lkeke35
lkeke35
6 years ago

Zolmier: Yeah, there are letters in between those two but they don’t know them bc their complete knowledge of those words come from TV shows. They probably don’t actually realize those letters represent an alphabet or even recognize it as language other than English.

Zolnier
Zolnier
6 years ago

Thank you Ikeke, now I get to enjoy the mental image of Redpills trying to come up with definitions for all the letters.

bbeaty
bbeaty
6 years ago

Maybe if he actually lumbered with a woman occasionally — as in cut down trees, hauled them off to a sawmill and made boards with them — then he’d get, deep down in his aching bones, that we are not special snowflakes or b*tches or sl*ts but living breathing humans just like him with the same range of struggles, feelings, fears and frustrations. And like other real live humans we can be a help or a hindrance to those around us. And we have good days and bad ones. And we like some people and not others. And we just want to go through life and have some fun, learn some stuff and make some lumber.

tl;dr: Dude, get yourself a sawmill.

fromafar2013
6 years ago

And we just want to go through life and have some fun, learn some stuff and make some lumber.

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Kane Thari
6 years ago

Reading those excerpts, all I can say is, “Oh, cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it.” That is quite the *ahem* gem of a rant.

Karalora
Karalora
6 years ago

Alpha: Men women have sex with

Beta: Men women trick into raising their children (sired by alphas)

Gamma: Men who turn green when angry

Delta: Men who work for major airlines

Epsilon: Men who…uh…can we come back to this one?

Zeta: Men who know they can’t hack alpha status, refuse to accept beta status, and think Z’s make them sound cool and edgy

Eta: Men who want to know when you’re going to arrive

Theta: Men who want to know when their permanent teeth are going to arrive because they’re tired of lisping

Iota: Really tiny men

Kappa: Men who bow back when you bow to them

Lambda: Men who like baby sheep

Mu: Men who like baby cows

Nu: Men who help you level up in 65,000,000 BC

Xi: Men who try to type the number 11 in Roman numerals but let go of the Shift key too soon

Omicron: Men from planets orbiting stars in the constellation Perseus

Pi: Men who like baked desserts

Rho: Men who propel their boats gently down the stream

Sigma: Men who consider themselves the sum of all things

Tau: Men who misspell branches of Eastern Philosophy

Upsilon: Like Epsilon (if we ever figure that one out) but upside-down

Phi: Men who like the Fibonacci Sequence

Chi: Men who draw treasure maps

Psi: Men who compulsively check their tire pressure

Omega: Men who realize that all that wolfpack stuff is bullshit and doesn’t even apply to wolves

Puddleglum
6 years ago

I’m impressed again, this is the second troll to use paragraphs! Are we attracting a more grammatical class of troll these days? Of course, still a teal deer, so yeah, no idea what he said.

Zolnier
Zolnier
6 years ago

Tau: The nicest Warhammer 40k race

Zeta: A spin off of a Batman sequel

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
6 years ago
clothesminded601
6 years ago

It makes me sad how much some men hate women :/

ryeash
6 years ago

I just realized what the MRM reminds me of: Fry’s description of the short story he used to defeat the brains in Futurama. “…a crummy world full of plot holes and spelling errors.”

http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=l_sZ4DmUCw4

(Sorry for the bad quality)

If only they’d leave Earth for no raisin.

clothesminded601
6 years ago

It makes me sad how much some men hate women

taitaisanchez
6 years ago

Can I be a Lambda? Despite the sleazy misogynistic bullshit, i have a childhood fondness for Revenge of the Nerds.

lacerta viridis
lacerta viridis
6 years ago

I love how these guys are constantly going on and on and on about how they are totally going to go off ON THEIR OWN, and be HAPPY without any women and never think about women or talk about women or continually post long incomprehensible screeds about women on the internet ever again. Like any day now, you guys! They’re going! For real this time! And they all seem to expect women everywhere to collapse in a sobbing heap at the mere thought of no longer being graced with their glorious presence.

Just go already, dudes. We’ll find a way to get over it, somehow.

(Karalora, that was beautiful.)

fromafar2013
6 years ago

Teal deer troll is a bore, but this part actually made me laugh.

Are you trying to imply there is some conspiracy on the internet where (if you prove it) as a man you can get ‘indocrinated’ into hating a woman? 99%+ of the time these men have /repeatedly/ been burned by women, so much so that they simply cannot trust the entire gender any more.

Ze thinks we think the misogyny we all experience in our lives and the patriarchal devaluation of the feminine is just some internet conspiracy? What?

And some men not trusting ALL women because some women ‘burned’ them (called them a creep? said ‘no’ to a date? enforced their personal boundaries? asked for a divorce? who knows?) is totes okay.

Some women not trusting SOME men because they’ve been harassed, abused, raped, dehumanized… totes misandry guys!

katz
6 years ago

Karalora: *slow clap*

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
6 years ago

Fromafar2013
Lol indeed

Awesome karalora!

ceebarks
ceebarks
6 years ago

I used to want to figure out a way to make them feel better– the old theory that people are horrible because they’re misunderstood somehow? but being nice to them only makes them MORE obnoxious.

Personally I think some subset of dudes is just really, really immature and accustomed to getting their way (or at least a lot of soothing attention) by making loud noises and slamming doors or whatever the digital equivalent is. It’s weird, I hung out for eons on a haircare forum, which was like 95 percent women, so there were breakup/divorce/relationship-problem threads aplenty, but they were more sadz than ragey-against-all-men-everywhere-for-all-time. Sheesh

tinyorc
6 years ago

Hahahaha, Karalora, STANDING OVATION.

I would like to apply for either a Lambda, a Mu or five Iotas.

bekabot
6 years ago

Hm. “Making ends meat” and “disjointed loyalty.” Dude’s either mighty hungry or he’s butchering the language.

{ducks; hides face in hands}

One ought not to rant on an empty tum…

ceebarks
ceebarks
6 years ago

or the threads would even take a decidedly practical tone: “So my husband and I are getting a divorce, what am I going to do now?” type threads.

You don’t see a lot of that on TRP, just “women suck! they should be FORCED to stay with us!” and from there you are supposed to infer that their emotions are upset for some reason and go out of your way to soothe them and make it all better? I don’t think so.

That’s like seeing a 3-year-old pitching a fit and going through your bag of tricks to see what the underlying issue is. Even 3 year olds have to learn that throwing a fit/ not being politely specific about what their problem is will not be rewarded, and they also learn that no, not all their desires will be met even if politely phrased.

“Mommy loves you but, no, you can’t eat ice cream in the living room and if you persist in trying to fight with me I will send you to timeout.”

Does TRP just need a big mommy?!

(!)

Aunt Edna
Aunt Edna
6 years ago

Karalora — perfection!

Thanks, Dave, for another great post. I think I’m at the point when such idiotic misogyny becomes just an object of laughter and derision (which is progress).

@MenOnStrike:

I suppose I shouldn’t bother, but.

“First of all, you already labeled this as a rant.”

If the shoe fits… It is a ranting rant-o-rant, alright. Kinda verbal vomit that does not stop even as you gag and gasp for breath.

“You seem to want to completely ignore that the entire landscape of gender relations are changing (in the western world) and not for the better.”

That’s debatable.

“We have an entire generation of people growing and getting older with the barest of morality clauses when it comes to relations with the opposite sex.”

Ok, you kinda have a point. Go on…

“Women are given an increasing number of sexual freedoms while men are relegated to only having two options, safe or none.”

Ah, that. So those barest of morality clauses are really code for aggrieved entitlement of the sexless males (who always existed and always will, in every society, as the group is typically comprised of men who are impaired in various ways).

“A large majority of divorce is started by the woman.”

True. However, it is a myth that women leave good marriages. I personally do not know of even one such woman. Women who file for divorce do so because their husbands are often either too indifferent or lazy to do it themselves, even though they too realize their marriage is a disaster; or men are too often concerned about losing money; or are abusers who have vested interests in keeping the wife around, etc. etc. The fact that women file for divorce more often than men does not mean that women wantonly destroy good marriages. Far from it.

“What is also known is that the greater the number of sexual partners the woman has had before marriage, the more likely the factor for divorce.”

There seems to be some evidence to support that, yes.

“There is a reason why many men, including this guy, blame hypergamy as a correlation for these two figures.”

Hypergamy in the sphere is also a code now for anything related to women’s sexual choice. We hear bitter men cry, “Hypergamy does not care!” as if hypergamy were a human person with feelings and values. Truth is, women, just like men, are finally free to make sexual and partnership choices. And they choose men who meet their needs — just as imperfectly as men do.

“And you are correct, people can wait, and marry when they are older and wiser. The problem with this is if you want children. Any person, male or female that gets that “I’m getting too old for this” feeling might have a slight wash of desperation when thinking about the idea of chasing after small children all day. Given this, and the fact (you know it) that this is still typically the woman, many single older childless women start getting desperate. This is what he meant by “tend to go even crazier.””

LOL! Seriously? I’d give women, older and not, more credit for being able to make choices that fit their lives. The fact that you don’t like the choices they make is something you need to deal with.

“Do you really think he was taught to hate women by another man?”

Not just one man and not just on the Internet. Misogyny is as old as the world (see religious texts, including the Bible, for its prime examples). It permeates the air we breathe; he did not have to go far to look for “inspiration.”

“Are you trying to imply there is some conspiracy on the internet where (if you prove it) as a man you can get ‘indocrinated’ into hating a woman? 99%+ of the time these men have /repeatedly/ been burned by women, so much so that they simply cannot trust the entire gender any more.”

That’s just stupid, the last part. Do you want us to start talking about our, women’s, experiences that would make us not trust the entire male gender any more? I hope not, because this thread would never end. Yet we manage to understand that indeed not all men are the same and we find and partner with the good and decent ones, despite traumatizing experiences with other men in our lives.

“Do you really think that simply allowing men to walk away is a good thing? The more you mock and ostracize men like this one, the more it will happen…”

Oooh, shaking in our boots, we are. Listen, in every society since time immemorial there are always men who go sexless / partnerless and “their own way,” not necessarily by their choice, but because they are not good mating material. It is a fact of life (and a good thing, too).

“and when you and the men who are willing to do and say anything a woman tells them to /are the only ones left/ to women, are you going to praise your new paradise?”

And here we have the juvenile fears of emasculating matriarchy — one of the ‘sphere’s favorite myths. What dark recesses of your psyche does this nonsense come from? Really, now, get a grip, dear. There are no matriarchs at the door (though Papa Freud would like to pay you a visit, I suspect).

“Please, think about it.”

We have. And we’ve rejected it as utter nonsense, concocted by resentful men who have trouble integrating with society and blame women for it, as it has always been the misogynists’ custom.

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

You do realise you’re typing this into your microwave, don’t you? The computer got repossessed two years ago.

Hey! Who turned on the gaslight? And why are there still gas jets in the walls when this place was wired for electricity in 1920?

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