How to get 200 upvotes on Reddit.
Step 1) Post an 800-word rant on the Red Pill subreddit starting with the sentence “Women are shit.”
Step 2) There is no step 2.
TRUE STORY.
I’ve seen the rant, and now you can see it too. If you’re not masochistic enough to click on that link, I’m not going to subject you to the whole thing. It contains so much pure misogyny per square inch that reading it wore me out. So I’m just going to post some giant chunks of it, make a few jokes, and then take the rest of the day off.
Ok, let’s go:
Women are shit. AWALT. Fuckoff snowflakes, nobody cares you think you’re different. Every woman thinks she’s special and different and expects to be treated as such. It’s all bullshit. Women are remarkably similar to each other across the board and HATE being generalised because of their narcissism. They’re so similar psychologically that we can make a fucking subreddit [The Red Pill] that generalises just over half the human race with an incredible degree of accuracy and use that knowledge as a proficient weapon in helping men get the upperhand in a social system where they’re systemically beaten down.
Dude, I don’t want to nitpick but “upper hand” is two words, not one. “Uppercut” is one word. “Upper hand,” two. Continue.
The upperhand is something a man needs if he ever wants to come out unscathed with any kind of social contract with a woman.
Dude, what did I just say? It’s two words. TWO WORDS.
Hypergamy necessitates it. She requires your superiority to be attracted to you, that’s probably the biggest joke about “equality.”
No, here’s the biggest joke about equality:
Have you heard about the constipated mathematician?
He had to work it out with a pencil
Sorry, that wasn’t about equality. But I thought it was pretty good for a poop joke.
Not all women are born equal, but all have a capacity for insanity and machiavellianism. … Never met a bitch who wasn’t crazy or manipulative. [U]nderneath that exterior of upward inflexion, smilies and a face full of chemicals their lurks something far darker and more destructive.
That they have to work out with a pencil? Ba-dum-tish!
Did you see what I did there? In comedy that’s known as a “callback.”
Men need to start living in bachelor pads together, library, gym, pool table. Swimming pool. No bitches living in the house.
Yeah, I think you’ve just invented the frat house. (Well, a frat house with a pool.)
It’s an effective way to avoid this clusterfuck of affairs we call women/marriage/divorce/hypergamy without being lonely/sacrificing a sex life.
I don’t think anyone calls it “ women/marriage/divorce/hypergamy.” That’s kind of a mouthful.
Jealous bitches will accuse you of being gay as an effort to shame you/your friends into adhering to the traditional narrative and wifing up her or one of her friends, laugh in their faces and shame them right back for being homophobic. Lay into them for hating gays and watch them shut the fuck up as you flip their own bullshit back at them.
Yeah, show those shitty bitches who the real hater is … wait, what?
Live your life on your own terms men don’t feel like you have some fucking duty to society and these ungrateful harpies who’ll never appreciate all the sweat and toil you put into making ends meat. Fuck ’em all. Society never gave a fuck about you so don’t feel some disjointed loyalty to it.
Disjointed loyalty? I’m beginning to think this guy doesn’t know how words work.
If you’re not already lumbered with a woman, a woman’s problems, and a kid, sit back, sip a JD & Coke from a cocktail straw and let it all fucking burn.
If it’s all burning, maybe you should jump in that pool of yours to stay safe.
We can literally redefine transactional sex from “shit woman does to control you” to “something women are paid to do and then quickly leave because you don’t want the crazy parasite trying to dig her claws into your life”
Wow. First you invented the frat house, now you’ve invented prostitution. Congratulation.
Wanna know something else pretty? Older women who are single tend to go even crazier. They’re not fucking built to do this alone, yet they’re designed in a way that makes you not want to put up with them.
Wait, single older women are designed to make you sick of them? Who exactly designed them like this? Evolutionary psychology just gets weirder and weirder.
Hahahaha. Couldn’t give a shit about woman’s struggles, everyone’s running around after them, men are the ones in most urgent need of help – mostly emotional support. I get too many messages from guys who want to kill themselves. It’s fucked up. Thanks women/feminism.
In all seriousness, I hope you tell these guys to call their therapist, or a hotline, because they’re not going to get the help they need from you, that’s for sure.
Some guys are desperate for something more meaningful with a woman, love, a proper relationship and blah blah. Fair enough, I understand that desire, but all this shit still applies. You will get fucked. It’s not a question of if, but when. Most people who make it work met very young, you were her first alpha or some shit. A lot of this shit still applies you just have far better odds at working through it.
Well, no, actually people who get married when they’re very young divorce at much higher rates than those who get married later. It’s almost as if people learn and grow from experience and can make better choices when they’re a bit older. The more experience a woman has with men, the less likely she’ll be willing to settle with a wannabe “alpha” asshole like you.
Oh yeah, another thing, any unfavourable opinion of women no matter how rooted in reality makes you a bitter misogynist, might as well embrace the label until it loses any meaning. Much how women call each other sluts and bitches to be cute. Oh you bitter misogynist you, have a soft punch in the arm.
If you think any of these ridiculous opinions of yours are rooted in reality, you’re not only a misogynist, you’re kind of an idiot, too. And possibly 14 yeard old.
NOTE: Thanks to the Red-Pill-watchers in the Blue Pill subreddit for pointing me to this, er, gem.
Awww, someone just had a messy breakup and is taking it out on Reddit.
“Machiavellianism” is capitalized, dipshit. Show Niccolò some proper respect.
“She requires your superiority to be attracted to you” — you mean like your shadow sticks to your feet when you walk? Or…what?
And yeah, that certainly is quite a joke about “equality”, there. What’s the fucking punchline?
Hehehehhehehehe. Heheh. Heh.
Disjointed does describe this screech well, though. What a mess.
That’s funny, I’m an older single woman, and I’m quite sane. The last time I was crazy (major depression), I was in a (failing) relationship. I didn’t recover until after he dumped me. Funnily enough, I got well quite quickly after that. Even got back in the saddle before he did, hahah.
As for the “designed” bit, dude…stop. We’re not “designed” or “built” for anything. We’re people, not objects, you assbag.
“making ends meat.” Was I the only one who thought sausage?
Geez, this looks like my late adolescence as a forumite all over again. “Wah, my SO left me, I’ll never love again, WOE IS ME THE WORLD IS CORRUPT AND I’M BATMAN”
“All women are the same, so let me prove it by pointing at this site where everyone says all women are the same supporting each other when they say women are all the same”
Flawless logic. I’m sure there was more and worse in there, but that’s a hell of a way to start. It’d be like going to a KKK meeting and using the minutes as evidence of white superiority.
I read all the excerpts in the voices of Beavis and Butthead, as a form of tribute to the Laws of “Dumbity” (which, I find out, is actually a real word in the Urban Dictionary.)
The most egregious part was the suggestion that Redpill has helped any man ever. Also fuck this “movement” for making me flinch when people use the term social contract. Perfectly valid sociological term and now I associate it with people who think a dinner date is a business negotiation for sex.
@Zolnier
They also stole “hypergamy” and abuse it to hell and back.
That was a nice blast of bullshit to start the morning off with.
This dude needs his blankie and nap. And to stay far away from women because there’s no way he’s not giving off toxic hate fumes.
Bwahaha… My favourite comment, following a bunch of comments agreeing with the OP and explaining why women are harwired to be inferior (and that universities hide this obvious fact because conspiracy):
BurgundyCarpet 19 points 1 day ago
This is the kind of dialogue I’m here for. Both of you motherfuckers are so articulate and intelligent it warms my heart. Thanks bros.
I’ve never heard hypergamy outside the context of MRA bullshit, what’s it mean when said by people who aren’t being intensely stupid?
“Because you were her first alpha…”
Snicker. This is totally alpha behaviour, going on red pill an belly aching about lady folk. I’m so totally sure red pill is chock full of alphas. Not!
So, this whole screed is basically this.
“Because you were her first alpha…”
Sounds like something from a Twilight fanfic.
“Womyn are evil! Now let me talk about how I enjoy seeing hem abuse each other and don’t care about them whatsoever!”
http://mylittlefacewhen.com/f/2143/
David
“Yeah, show those shitty bitches who the real hater is … wait, what?”
http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/wiki/File:Pinkie_Pie_haters_gonna_hate.gif
@Bina: That’s funny, I’m an older single woman, and I’m quite sane.
You do realise you’re typing this into your microwave, don’t you? The computer got repossessed two years ago.
Alpha, beta, etc…. It’s so bizarre. I mean, who thinks of people this way? Maybe if he stopped thinking of life as something that needed a rating system, he would find a nice girl and stop being so, yes, bitter and misogynistic. Half the population is the same? Maybe the sameness lies in the complete lack of desire to have sex with him. I think it’s all he sees.
And why does it go straight from beta to omega? There are letters between those!
How do these dudes manage to fail harder at evolution with each passing day? Every time I think they can’t get worse, they do. How can a woman’s design change with age? And don’t they know that evolution isn’t a sentient godlike entity that designs animals with a specific goal?
Also, what does “lumbered with a woman” mean? Does he try to roll women like logs? Maybe that’s why women don’t like him. That and the raging misogyny.
First of all, you already labeled this as a rant. To mock and scold the author for not correctly spelling upper hand, is unreasonable. This is as close to a formal fallacy as one might get. You first disregard his statements as unreasonable, then as a tribute to your impeccable logic you mock his already assumed “unreasonable” statements when he posts a grammatical error.
After this, you actually try and address his statements talking about equality… oh wait, no you don’t. This basically reads, “I have no intention of taking this kind of anger seriously, so I’ll tell all my sycophants about it, but really never address or consider what is the underlying problem this (and many other) man faces.”
You seem to want to completely ignore that the entire landscape of gender relations are changing (in the western world) and not for the better. We have an entire generation of people growing and getting older with the barest of morality clauses when it comes to relations with the opposite sex. Women are given an increasing number of sexual freedoms while men are relegated to only having two options, safe or none. This doesn’t even mention the degradation of the importance of family, support/dependency structures, and how society should not be dictating what is the best way for men and women to be removing themselves from having relationships with the other gender as a whole.
While your ‘statistic’ of younger people divorcing at a much higher rate than older people, let’s look at some other factors that might account for that. I’m going to put out some facts here that with a little effort, you might be able to prove/disprove for yourself. A large majority of divorce is started by the woman. What is also known is that the greater the number of sexual partners the woman has had before marriage, the more likely the factor for divorce. There is a reason why many men, including this guy, blame hypergamy as a correlation for these two figures. And you are correct, people can wait, and marry when they are older and wiser. The problem with this is if you want children. Any person, male or female that gets that “I’m getting too old for this” feeling might have a slight wash of desperation when thinking about the idea of chasing after small children all day. Given this, and the fact (you know it) that this is still typically the woman, many single older childless women start getting desperate. This is what he meant by “tend to go even crazier.”
This all boils down to why I follow you. Most ‘rational’ people on the other side continue, over and over again, to simply ignore or mock these types of ‘rants’ without genuinely looking at the deeper issues as to /why/ he might be this angry. Do you really think he was taught to hate women by another man? Are you trying to imply there is some conspiracy on the internet where (if you prove it) as a man you can get ‘indocrinated’ into hating a woman? 99%+ of the time these men have /repeatedly/ been burned by women, so much so that they simply cannot trust the entire gender any more. Do you really think that simply allowing men to walk away is a good thing? The more you mock and ostracize men like this one, the more it will happen… and when you and the men who are willing to do and say anything a woman tells them to /are the only ones left/ to women, are you going to praise your new paradise? I’m sure you can sarcastically answer “hell ya, women everywhere” but will that really be your reality? Please, think about it.
I’m stuck on “face full of chemicals.”