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Women are from Earth, Men are from Tau Ceti?

Where no man has been before, and no girls allowed.
Where no man has gone before — and no girls allowed.

The man behind The Black Pill blog – formerly known as Omega Virgin Revolt – would like to go his own way, he really would. But he’s been feeling a bit stymied on that front, because no matter where on earth he might go, it doesn’t seem far enough away for him.

In a recent post, he looked at some of the solutions that have been suggested for discerning Men Going Their Own Way like himself, and found them all a bit wanting.

Becoming an expat?

I have been sympathetic to the idea of expating, but I haven’t really seen its value. Most men who do it think they can find a different type of woman outside of the US or outside of Western countries. While that may appear to be the case for now, women are the same everywhere … Wherever you go, there you are in a misandrist nation and culture.

What about going somewhere where there aren’t any women – or men – at all? Still not good enough.

Even more radical expating ideas like seasteading, cities in Antarctica, etc. still are too limited. It’s too easy to travel to anyplace on Earth so such places can’t be used to escape women and manginas.

So Mr. Black Pill decides to look beyond the confines of this puny planet.

[W]e have to look to space to escape women and manginas.

But not even a one-way trip to Mars will get Mr. Pill far enough away from his earthly tormenters.

Even then the Moon, Mars, and anywhere else in the solar system probably still won’t be enough (although they too can be used as stepping stones for further expating/escape). We need to look to other star systems and beyond.

Mr. Pill has his eye on one star system in particular:

We need to look towards a place like the Tau Ceti star system. Places like that are where we can develop a civilization completely free from matriarchy.

Hmm. Tau Ceti is a sun-like-star only 12 light years away, and one of its planets may lie in what scientists describe as the “habitable zone” — neither too near or too far from Tau Ceti to support life.  That’s the good news. The bad news? Well, the planet in the “habitable zone” has five times the mass of earth. (Not a good planet for basketball. And you can forget about getting help from friends when you move.) Oh, and it’s being pretty much constantly battered by meteorites from the giant cloud of space debris that orbits Tau Ceti.

But no worries! Mr. Pill is confident that we can work out these little kinks.

While the planets around Tau Ceti may not be ideal for us, this isn’t a problem. Terraforming will take care of some of it. The rest can be handled by genetic engineering and/or becoming cyborgs. This is a good thing because we need to remove genetics that predispose us to be manginas anyway so we might as well make more changes while we’re at it.

Could we have tails too? I’ve always wanted a tail.

You may think this is some far off future that you will never see in your lifetime. While it will be a long time before there’s an exodus to another start system like Tau Ceti, other parts of this vision are already in progress. For example, the development of cyborgs in primitive form is proliferating in areas such as finance.

It’s true. Soon all bankers will look like this:

Banker-12

Mr. Pill ends on a hopeful note:

While no one is going to be getting on a spaceship to another star system tomorrow, this is a vision we can realize. …

Just as our ancestors had to choose to leave the Great Rift Valley a long time ago to find a better life, we must do the same on a larger level. It’s going to take a long time and a lot of work, but we must do it. It’s the only way to build a better human civilization.

There’s really only one way this plan could fail, and that’s if Mr. Pill’s counterparts arrive at the Tau Ceti system a couple of hundred years from now only to discover its habitable planet already inhabited.

By these gals.

D'oh!
D’oh!

Or maybe these, with a scantily clad mangina in tow:

Beata_Ariel_Trent

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FifthInterval
6 years ago

Says everything you need to know that he considers this near-infinite amount of effort to still be easier to accomplish than admitting he might be wrong and examining his attitudes.

andrea harris
6 years ago

I would like to endorse these fine gentleman leaving the planet as soon as they possibly can.

pendraegon
pendraegon
6 years ago

This is such a weird blending of optimistic (humanity developing the tech to colonize other worlds) and self pitying cynicism that I can’t even process it without feeling smoke should come out of my ears.

Myoo
Myoo
6 years ago

Sexist Pigs… IN SPAAAACE!

magnesium
magnesium
6 years ago

Since he’s already living in science fiction land, why doesn’t he just upload his brain to a virtual program where women don’t exist? Seems like it’d be a lot cheaper and faster than trying to live on a super earth on the edge of a habitable zone of a star surrounded by deadly space debris.

Never mind that current space rules dictate that no nation or corporation can own a celestial object. Him and his pals can move to a new planet, but unless he’s bringing a very large space army with him, he can’t stop others from settling there as well.

tigtog
6 years ago

Just as our ancestors had to choose to leave the Great Rift Valley a long time ago to find a better life, we must do the same on a larger level.

Many years ago I suddenly realised that the hominids who first left the Great Rift Valley were most probably the ones who weren’t tough/clever enough to rise in their local status hierarchy, and it’s made me vastly amused at all the chestbeating about pioneers generally that tends to go on in many origin stories.

It’s not necessarily a terrible character flaw to realise that one’s opportunities might be better in a different region than the one you were born in, but it’s hardly a universal that the ones who leave are always somehow braver or more adventurous re surviving and thriving than the ones who stay. Sometimes they were kicked out for being troublemakers that the community would no longer tolerate, and some of those times the community was rigid and autocratic and shortsighted to do so, and others of those times the community was legitimately self-protective to do so. Then of course there’s all the times that migrations from a point of origin were due to environmental disasters that necessitated relocation for the whole community, and nobody was more adventurous or farsighted than anybody else about the need to move on, they just did what needed to be done.

tl;dr Dude got seriously fantastical pre-history notions

sorceressensorcelled
sorceressensorcelled
6 years ago

“Could we have tails too? I’ve always wanted a tail.”

David, you’re a mangina because you respect women and mock people who think they should be kept as sex-slaves. You can’t go! No tail for you!

In all seriousness, I’m loling so hard at this guy’s dreams of getting away from women including BECOMING A CYBORG. Dude, besides the obvious ridiculousness of that concept, just think: if you created a society without women and manginas, who would you hate? Do you think you can give up your entire identity like that?

ronanwills
6 years ago

I like how the only reason building a city in Antarctica seems impractical is because women might move there as well.

kittehserf - MOD
kittehserf - MOD
6 years ago

So go to Tau Ceti, just go already. Nobody will miss you, loserdudes. Oh, and fuck the idea of cities in Antarctica, that land has trouble enough without you morons adding to it. Though if you build your city on collapsing ice, that might be a win, too.

As for men with tails, David, someone beat you to it a couple of years ago. (He reported that the feeling of an extended spine was very strange, the urge to chase the tail almost irresistible, but has curiously refused to repeat the experiment.)

🙂

freemage
freemage
6 years ago

I… I have no words.

No, wait, I do got some.

In addition to all the bullshit that’s just obvious and up-front (the need to isolate from women; in-our-lifetime exploration of other solar systems), there’s also two implicit assumptions here that really need to be addressed:

1: MGTOWs will be the first to develop this technology, all on their own.
2: No women, or even manginas, will ever develop it (or even just copy it from the MGTOW inventors).

Because if both of these are not true, then Tau Ceti is, in the end, just another Antarctica.

aebars
6 years ago

This reads kinda troll/Poe-ish to me.

Nequam
Nequam
6 years ago

I could tell him where to go, and what he can do to himself on the way there.

But that would be impolite.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants

How does he know Tau Ceti isn’t already a matriarchy? Maybe manginas from another planet got there first.

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

To the Moooooooon, Alice!

(No, wait, he hates Alice. And Betty. And Christine. And…)

Dude, have you ever considered that the problem…is YOU?

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

Also…remember the artificial womb scenario? These dudes seem to forget that if they reproduce without women, THEY are the ones who will be stuck with the mangina job of changing all those poopy diapers. And they’re already waddling around with a full pantload as it is…

ikanreed
ikanreed
6 years ago

“Oh just terraform a planet”

It’s that entitled attitude where they think technology will just solve their problems for them. These are people who’ve never even briefly considered the effort involved in raising crops on this planet that already supports human life.

They just think that they can shoot magic robots ahead of them that will “terraform” a planet for them.

Also, from a sociological standpoint, once divorced(ha) from women, it’s curious what outgroup bigotry these guys would develop deep-seated unnecessary hatred for. Sure they’d all get by on collective “women good riddance” for a couple years, but then what? Racism gets my vote.

ikanreed
ikanreed
6 years ago

@Bina

Also…remember the artificial womb scenario? These dudes seem to forget that if they reproduce without women, THEY are the ones who will be stuck with the mangina job of changing all those poopy diapers. And they’re already waddling around with a full pantload as it is…

Oh, of course. This answers my question from my previous post. They’re going to hate the men who necessarily take on traditionally female job roles. Because, of course they would.

Cassie's Major Domo
Cassie's Major Domo
6 years ago

Even more radical expating ideas like seasteading, cities in Antarctica, etc. still are too limited.

As someone who has dedicated a significant amount of his time studying Antarctica and developing a fascination with this amazing continent, I would like any MRA and MGTOWers to stay the hell away from it and keep their “menz colonies” out of there. (Besides, haven’t they seen The Thing ’82? Those all-male societies in Antarctica have some downsides.)

They wouldn’t like the whore female penguins anyway.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
6 years ago

I remain fascinated by these dudes’ ideas about how genetics operate.

This is a good thing because we need to remove genetics that predispose us to be manginas anyway so we might as well make more changes while we’re at it.

So, who are these MGTOWs of the future, who will slip the surly bonds of Earth? Since there is, apparently, a mangina gene that MGTOWs miraculously lack, MGTOWs have an obligation to breed in order to pass along that genetic quirk and secure future generations of ill-informed misogynists.

But … how will they do that without women? Trans men represent the only alternative to women, but trans men don’t seem to exist in their world.

Maybe this is why they can’t seem to go their own way already. They’re sacrificing themselves for the sake of the future!

Kevin K
Kevin K
6 years ago

OK, I’m really, really, really confused. I thought the whole MGTOW thing was “men going their own way” without need or concern for what women want or need.

Why don’t they just … you know … go their own way? You know…an MGTOW needs a woman like a fish needs a bicycle.

Is it the cooties?

sparky
sparky
6 years ago

Women and manginas! women and manginas everywhere!

It’s amusing that his excuse for not going his own way, already is that the woman and “manginas” will just follow him there.

Sure, dude, whatever. I’m pretty sure that if he just moved to some remote location, no woman or “mangina” would be beating a path to his door, or anything.

grumpyoldnurse
grumpyoldnurse
6 years ago

Can we start a kickstarter fund or something to help these poor, oppressed menz get started on this vitally important human rights issue? I mean, I would totes pay much money to watch this guy hop on a rocket bound for outer space.

freemage
freemage
6 years ago

Kevin K | September 17, 2014 at 10:03 am

OK, I’m really, really, really confused. I thought the whole MGTOW thing was “men going their own way” without need or concern for what women want or need.

Why don’t they just … you know … go their own way? You know…an MGTOW needs a woman like a fish needs a bicycle.

Is it the cooties?

Well, per the above post, the complaint is that even if they cut women out of their lives, they are stuck living in a ‘misandrist’ society and nation, where the pervasive influence of women becomes impossible to ignore. Women appear in the media, MGTOWs have to see them when they walk down the street, there may even be a small number of women they are forced to interact with on a regular basis at work or while shopping. This, the claim goes, makes it utterly impossible for them to actually avoid women, who, of course, automatically wreck the life of any man they come in contact with, leaching out his vital life-essence through osmosis while ensuring that he cannot succeed among his peers by erecting a vast social conspiracy that keeps him from achieving his rightful place in society.

So, yeah, basically, cooties.

sparky
sparky
6 years ago

MGTOWs also strike me as like kids threatening to run away from home. “I’ll go away forever and then you’ll be sorry!” But they don’t really want to “go their own way,” they want people – women especially – to beg them to stay and promise to do whatever they want so that they’ll stay. And of course, when this doesn’t happen, they have to flail around to find an ego-sparing reason why. Hence, women and “manginas” won’t let them leave.

That’s my theory, anyway.

grumpyoldnurse
grumpyoldnurse
6 years ago

@ sparky – sounds about right! I mean, if they really wanted to go their own way, they would. I’m sure there are some MGTOW’s who do go their own way, but we never hear about them because, you know, gone their own way. Instead, we just hear about the whiners who won’t farking leave.

tealily
tealily
6 years ago

Do they need help packing?

Shiraz
Shiraz
6 years ago

They found the mangina gene? Whew, thank goodness. And it’s a cool thing reliable cyborg tech is just around the corner.

This guy doesn’t have to escape anything. I’m sure woman stay away from him 24/7.

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

I almost feel sorry for this guy. Can you imagine being so filled with hate that you can’t bear to share a planet with women and men who don’t despise them? It can’t be fun living with that much hate. I can’t quite pity him though. He could always choose to be less hateful but it seems he’d rather be miserable.

tedthefed
tedthefed
6 years ago

My favorite part is removing “the genes that predispose us to become manginas.” That means “Use magic technology to remove the parts of me that feel compassion towards women.” That’s entirely all that means.

But yeah… I dunno, this is SO batshit, I do kinda wonder if it’s not a troll.

leftwingfox
6 years ago

ikanreed: I started writing a short story a while back where mankind discovers a cheap hyperdrive, and to solve overpopulation, they give any group with an ideological charter and 20,000 signatories a free trip off-world, then watch the results.

The most complete disaster were the Sovereign Citizen/radical libertarian movement of North America. Rugged individualism, no social safety net, and everyone armed. When faced with the consequences of “personal responsibility” for their own failures, the colony quickly descended into paranoia, banditry and complete horror.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
6 years ago

Fun fact: I read about the symbols that represents gender they are alchemy symbols female is venus and male is mars. Which started the phrase men are from mars and women are from Venus.
http://youtu.be/GD6qtc2_AQA

http://doginstructions.com/we-love-killer-cats-on-pinterest-55-pins.html

Mgtow: I don’t want to live on this planet anymore
Me: bye

Myoo
Please don’t call them pigs.. That’s very insulting to the pigs

magnesium
“Since he’s already living in science fiction land, why doesn’t he just upload his brain to a virtual program where women don’t exist?”

Like matrix? I mean there are red pills, blue pills and now there’s a black pill. Soon we will have white pills and then rainbow pills (taste the rainbow sorry I had too) we all be seeing things! Hopefully we all be seeing this.
http://youtu.be/QH2-TGUlwu4
Yeah I would like to go into a virtual reality.

Tedthefred
I don’t think they had any compassion for women to begin with.

taitaisanchez
6 years ago

Reading the source…

What the fuck does Uganda have to do with anything?

Anonymouslazycat
Anonymouslazycat
6 years ago

Tau Ceti? Maybe these guys should go to Ceti Alpha instead. I’ve heard good things about the fifth planet.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
6 years ago

So wait… He won’t consider moving away to some isolated spot on the planet because he’s afraid women will follow him and continue to harass him? Dude, paranoid much?

However, he will consider moving to another planet, despite the fact that if one man could travel to another planet, women could follow?

He’s basically just making up excuses to do nothing, coming up with super unrealistic ideals then pretending that anything less wouldn’t be worth the effort. It’s easy enough to just isolate yourself in a big city. Nobody’s gonna come knocking down your door and force you to take part in the latest sperm-jacking festival.

daintydougal
daintydougal
6 years ago

Pecunium should take a look at all the armchair generals in the comments. They all seem to have detailed knowledge of nuclear weapons. Actually perhaps Pecunium should avoid the comments…

Buttercup Q. Skullpants

As the MGTOWs disembark from the rocket and get to work building their galactic he-man eco-bubble, the conversation will go approximately like this:

“Isn’t it great that there’s NO WOMEN here?”

“Yep! I sure am enjoying building a new colony WITHOUT WOMEN on this WOMEN-FREE planet.”

“Ha. WOMEN.”

“Yeah. WOMEN would only ruin this place. If WOMEN were here. Which WOMEN are not.”

“It’s so liberating not THINKING ABOUT WOMEN all the time!”

Repeat for 75 million years, until the Tau Ceti star can’t stand it any longer and supernovas.

daintydougal
daintydougal
6 years ago

Someone asked the relevance of Uganda? From what I can gather planet Earth will become effectively a third world country (what with being left with only women and manginas) and the magical planet of pill guys will be a the equivalent of a first world country.
So the new planet will be ‘murica and the old wimmin infested Earth will be Uganda. This only makes sense if you have no sense. And are a racist.

bulletproofblouse
6 years ago

Can we organise a Kickstarter to at least shoot them into space? They will appreciate the helping hand on that tricky first step, I’m sure.

Shiraz
Shiraz
6 years ago

“…take part in the latest sperm-jacking festival.”

LOL. What would the mascot of such an event be? Hmmm. Who would be the sponsors?

And yes, no one wants his sperm. Instead of coming to term with this, he pretends misandry is a real thing and he needs to flee! In actuality, he doesn’t want to be reminded that women find him repulsive — so he doesn’t want to see, hear or smell any women ever again. Fee-fee hurt, must pretend 51 percent of the population is super evil or else he may be forced to confront his own personal failings.

Shiraz
Shiraz
6 years ago

Buttercup, too funny.

daintydougal
daintydougal
6 years ago

Here it is explained in the comments. This follows on from a conversation about how the old Earth will for some reason want to destroy the new planet of genius men):

The Ugandan military presumably can reach North America, but they would get slaughtered by the US military (or even just by the Canadian military). And if all that are left on Earth are women and manginas, the difference between the space colonist military and the Earth military will be much greater. And that’s assuming they even knew where the space colonists went. The third world requires aid from the first world just to maintain its infrastructure. Unless the space colonists give Earth aid, then Earth isn’t going to be able to maintain its technological infrastructure much less launch weapons against targets in space.

Tyler Owen
Tyler Owen
6 years ago

Jesus Christ, that guy is absolutely bonkers, isn’t he?

Cassie's Major Domo
Cassie's Major Domo
6 years ago

Jesus Christ, that guy is absolutely bonkers, isn’t he?

Abelism. Hell, you jumped back in the worst way possible.

Go lurk more, Tyler.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
6 years ago

Unless the space colonists give Earth aid, then Earth isn’t going to be able to maintain its technological infrastructure much less launch weapons against targets in space.

Well, there you have it. MGTOWs are the cause of war and disease, and when they are gone the Earth will dismantle all weapons and return to that idyllic life of frolicking in the forest with the birds and baby deer.

magnesium
magnesium
6 years ago

I’m not sure why he things women are going to follow him to antarctica. There are some women there, already, in research stations, but they don’t typically leave their stations to go wandering around in the deadly ice desert. In fact, it’s likely the only women that would come in contact with MGTOW-Antarctica are the ones in the team that eventually rescues the totally unprepared MGTOWs.

daintydougal
daintydougal
6 years ago

I’m in the mood for fresh cherries picked straight from the comment section. For I am cruel and wicked. Let us see:

It is simply unthinkable for 99.9% of African men to agree to “open marriage” or polyamory, as is the current relationship trend in the West.

Africa is female dominated, most of the child abuse in Africa is done by women.

I think racism is based on Misandry, hatred of outgroup males.
I noticed black male racists hate rival white males. White racists hate rival black males.
Men of all colours and classes need to unite. It is our own hostility towards each other that leads to females taking power.

Funkula
Funkula
6 years ago

Omega Virgin Revolt was my favorite industrial band for a few years. I didn’t think their reunion as Black Pill worked very well though.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
6 years ago

Daintydougal
What?

jared
jared
6 years ago

I have to agree with weirwoodtreehugger in that these dudes feel so much hatred towards women it is rather pathetic. Their like the guys I knew in grammar school who didn’t get their way in kickball in recess and said “I’m not playing anymore.” But they then came back to check if we really missed them which of course we didn’t. These guys are not really gtow they just like to threaten that they will but in reality even if they did no one would give a darn so good riddance already.

A lot of these mgtow men talk about the herbivores men in Japan but the herbivore men in Japan remain in their country and most of all do not write on blogs hating on women so it is not a good correlation. These mgtow’s claim it is a growing movement however you ask most of the general public and I bet they never even heard of the term mgtow. I do not care if any of these dolts were hurt by women there is absolutely no reason to be filled with so much hate that you’ve created a ridiculous pathetic non entity so called “mgtow movement”.

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