Categories
#gamergate a woman is always to blame antifeminism are these guys 12 years old? BINGO! boner rage evil sexy ladies evil SJWs evil ugly women geek girls harassment men who should not ever be with women ever misogyny no games for girls no girls allowed oppressed white men playing the victim sarkeesian! the c-word white knights whores zoe quinn

#GamerGate Bingo is HERE!

Uh oh, women are taking over BINGO too!
Uh oh, women are taking over BINGO too!

The long wait is over! #GamerGate Bingo is here! Well, here, actually. Go there for your very own randomly generated bingo card, and get playing!

Also, I can edit the list of phrases that’s being used to make the cards, so if you have ideas for new phrases, or you want to improve the wording of one that’s already there, or you think one of them should be removed for being redundant or too obscure or too obvious or whatever, let me know in the comments!

MRA and PUA/Red Pill Bingo are coming soon!

67 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Sarah
Sarah
10 years ago

You can’t count on Cracked to get it, but when they do it is kind of glorious.

I really appreciate Cracked. Their After Hours video series has included a discussion of why Star Wars is misogynist and masquerading as feminist, and their executive editor wrote an article many moons ago spelling out why and how it is that men are culturally programmed to hate women. Did that ever get posted here? If not, I’ll try to dig it up and post it.

Aitch
Aitch
10 years ago

OT: Today in tech bro-ism:

A tweeter (@chrisbeach) reacts to a list of all-female tech speakers, naming it ‘gender apartheid’. Further clarifying, he says ‘I think you’re being unfair on event organisers. Anyway why not let the free market decide? It’s naturally meritocratic.’

I never cease to get surprised at how blind people are to the effects of privilege.

I’ll read all the good links, I promise!

Nequam
Nequam
10 years ago

It’s about time we got some real exposure for misogynists and anti-feminists. Maybe, like vampires, they will burn up and disintegrate in the cold light of day.

I suspect that it’s gonna be more like cockroaches; they’ll just scurry into (temporarily) less-accessible places.

Though you gotta admit it’d be kind of funny if they sparkled.

pendraegon
pendraegon
10 years ago

Sarah – Really any of David Wong’s opinion articles are pretty great. Here’s a link to that article you mentioned.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19785_5-ways-modern-men-are-trained-to-hate-women.html

pendraegon
pendraegon
10 years ago

Oh and here’s a fun video cracked directed me too from that Anton La Vey looking halfwit. How nice to see he follows the trend of mixing his misogyny with a healthy dose of racism. I suppose I should trigger warning this since he is of course spouting mindlessly racist psuedo-science.

pendraegon
pendraegon
10 years ago

Ok just meant to link that not to embed it. Apologies.

jbgarner58
10 years ago

What makes it such a fun game is that it’s really impossible to loose, thanks to these knuckle-dragging half-wits aping each other. Everyone wins!

FrieVonFrieburger
FrieVonFrieburger
10 years ago

I’ve no idea why, but everytime I try to open the window for GamerGate Bingo, it totally freezes my browser. I’m using Firefox, anyone else have this problem? Seems to work fine on Chrome though.

NonServiam
10 years ago

I’m sorry, but Smokey HAS to be some attempt at satire! Surely he has to be slightly aware of himself. Everyone has some self awareness, right? Right?!

A Wolverine
A Wolverine
10 years ago

4chan has started shitcanning gamergate threads (finally) and the shitheads have totally lost it, making wild conspiracy theories like MODS GOT PAID OFF or 4CHAN HACKED BY SJWS.
I need to lie down because I’ve been laughing so hard

Syburi
10 years ago

@Zolnier and David, yeah “Indie Iluminati” should definitely be on there.

Also, say goodbye to my remaining neurons if I use this as a drinking game. One of the most enthusiastic imports to Australia, from the US, seems to be this amazing lack of grip on reality that is MRA.

Harry Thornton
10 years ago

Oh God. Ok, I’ve seen that “Reptile0009” guy previously in other places, and he’s really terrible.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
10 years ago

I think it’s pretty telling how many of the anti-feminist GamerGate bingo squares are totally subjective, like, “whine whine whine”

I noticed that too… there are at the very least 5 squares which any self-delusional dude could actually fit anything being said to him.

I noticed that a lot of the squares applied to themselves. It’s a self-bingoing bingo card!

Xanthë
10 years ago

Meanwhile over in the troubled land of atheism/skepticism with prominent douchebagges like Sam Harris, Michael Shermer and in particular, Richard Dawkins twittering little more than rape apologetics on a daily basis, we have Defenders of Skeptical Beacons BINGO; enjoy:

http://tinyurl.com/n4qffkj

Luzbelitx
10 years ago

I noticed that a lot of the squares applied to themselves. It’s a self-bingoing bingo card!

Can we have a square for “projection”?

Bina
10 years ago

‘I think you’re being unfair on event organisers. Anyway why not let the free market decide? It’s naturally meritocratic.’

Oh for the fuck of holy shit. A rigged system is not naturally anything except fucked-up. And meritocracy is back-to-front bullshit anyway.

Also, “Indie Illuminati”? Dafuq????

Glen H
Glen H
10 years ago

@ Sarah-Newbie here, but liked the Cracked link. They have a lot of good interviews with people like Zoe,

Syburi
10 years ago

Yes, didn’t you know? The Illuminati and Zionists run the entire world and manipulate men into subjugation to female overlords and feminazis. That’s why all the world’s corporate and political leaders are women. Obviously.

chthonicgames
chthonicgames
10 years ago

True story: I thought Reptile’s card was actually a right-way-round #GamerGate bingo card until I read further in the comments, because absolutely everything on it could be scored on a legit card, either as is or if placed in quotation marks.

What’s with the double post, though? Someone mucking up their multiple accounts or something? The stocking-marionette is strong in this one…

kittehserf - MOD
kittehserf - MOD
10 years ago

Illuminati? Pish posh, those who really know about these things know it’s the Furrinati who run the world.

emilygoddess - MOD
emilygoddess - MOD
10 years ago

FYI, Zoe Quinn’s Cracked article links to WHTM, which may explain the sudden troll influx.

Kat
Kat
10 years ago

Best game ever, and I’m a gamer (ppsshhh no I’m not, I’m a woman, BRB dinner and submission).

Robert
Robert
10 years ago

I’ve been reading Cracked for a while. It’s been interesting to see some of the comments lately. Apparently, anything that distinguishes Cracked from, say, Encyclopedia Dramatica is a personal affront to some of these people. Given how butthurt they get over issues like that, a day of actual factual oppression would make them melt like Elphaba in a hot tub.

Bina
10 years ago

Cracked is much more fun since they started snarking some actually deserving targets. Of course, the bigots would rather they just made fun of kids with Down’s Syndrome and such. That stuff stopped being original in the 1970s, FFS.