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Exciting new meme: #ConfusedJanetBloomfield AgainstFeminism

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When I saw this quote from our old friend, A Voice For Men’s repeatedly-banned-from-Twitter Social Media Director Janet Bloomfield, it seemed to me to be so extravagantly confused that even the most confused cat against feminism would be embarrassed to have said it. So I made a new meme for it. Ta da!

Here’s the whole paragraph the quote comes from:

I am often accused of simply not understanding what feminism IS when I dare to criticize it, especially on Twitter. Get a dictionary, blah blah blah whatever. See, here’s the thing: I know exactly what feminism IS and the claim that feminists stand for gender equality is not only outright laughable, I’m beginning to see it as a calculated, deliberate, malicious lie. Feminists damn well know they are seeking superiority and the wholesale destruction of society as we know it to be replaced by a brutal matriarchy in which all women and the remaining men will be subject to totalitarian controls that would make Stalin green with envy.

Not all the remaining men! I have been assured I will be guaranteed a spot in Women’s Country with the other male servitors.

Anyhoo, if anyone else feels inspired to do any meme-ing, there are certainly any number of quotes about feminism from MRAs that might work well for similar graphics. No need to stick with cats. There are any number of animals that might better symbolize confused MRAs, from dung beetles to snakefish to bat guano. Ok, that last one isn’t strictly speaking an animal, but you get the idea.

 

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talbotfish
talbotfish
6 years ago

Thanks for the nightmares from this David …

Jarred H
6 years ago

…A Voice For Men’s repeatedly-banned-from-Twitter Social Media Director Janet Bloomfield…

You know, you would think that an organization would look at the fact that their Social Media director keeps getting banned from Social Media and thinking that there might be a problem in there somewhere.

Oh, let me guess. Has AVFM determined that this is a sure sign that Twitter is part of the great feminist conspiracy, by any chance?

Scott Hamilton
Scott Hamilton
6 years ago

So Stalin wanted to be subject to totalitarian controls? I’m confused.

drmrsthemonarch1
6 years ago

@Jarred H

Oh, let me guess. Has AVFM determined that this is a sure sign that Twitter is part of the great feminist conspiracy, by any chance?

Yep. It was the Cake Conspiracy. I don’t know which FemiCoven you belong to, but you really should have gotten an email about it.

https://wehuntedthemammoth.com/2014/08/30/was-janet-judgy-bitch-bloomfield-kicked-off-twitter-for-posting-a-picture-of-a-cake-i-dont-think-so/

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

The kittehs are not amused.

cloudiah
6 years ago

Well, we always knew that there was a chance our secret plans would be leaked. Time to retreat to our bunkers and sharpen our battle-axes — the war to implement the brutal, repressive matriarchy is finally at hand. Sisters, and lap-poodle manservants, you know what you need to do. Activate PlanGinaTingleSuperiority!

grumpycatisagirl
6 years ago

Just trying to keep score: how many times has she been banned from Twitter already? Twice? She’s on the third account now?

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
6 years ago

My only thought: that poor cat! OMG that poor cat!

pendraegon
pendraegon
6 years ago

I’m now picturing a capybara with a fedora and neck beard. It is adorable and I want one.

Luzbelitx
6 years ago

I can’t decide if JB cat is creepier than the picture from deergate.

I wish I could unsee both.

slivarth
6 years ago

Yup, we’re only in it for the money. Lots of money and privilege that will be ours after the Scented Revolution.

Basically, we sold out for those two things: gold and power.
And tickets to the Lavender Ark when the Time of Feminist Deluge comes.

Ok, so, the price was three things: money, power, place on Ark and reproductive rights in future matriarchal harems. Four, we were offered four things to join the Cause.
/DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER/

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
6 years ago

Just replace “feminism” with “democrats” and “matriarchy” with “communist Marxist fascist welfare utopia” and you’ve got a speech right out of the Tea Party!

But I think it’s safe to ignore her now. Whenever anybody claims she’s a reasonable person with good critiques of feminism, just show them this.

Good thing the MRA crowd does give a shit about silly things like credibility.

SpukiKitty
SpukiKitty
6 years ago

I almost feel sorry for these Stepfords. Misogynist women are weird!

Shaun DarthBatman Day
6 years ago

SQUEEEE! I love Tepper!

“I am often accused of simply not understanding what feminism IS when I dare to criticize it, especially on Twitter.”
I, for one, am shocked…SHOCKED I say!

“See, here’s the thing: I know exactly what feminism IS and the claim that feminists stand for gender equality is not only outright laughable, I’m beginning to see it as a calculated, deliberate, malicious lie. ”
I think you have “feminsm” confused with the “MRM”. Or “Pinky and the Brain”.

“Feminists damn well know they are seeking superiority and the wholesale destruction of society as we know it to be replaced by a brutal matriarchy in which all women and the remaining men will be subject to totalitarian controls that would make Stalin green with envy.”
No, honey, that’s the plot of “Pinky and the Brain”, except that they are mice and not women. (I knew it was one or the other.)

Also has anyone read “The Fresco”? PURE MISANDRY!

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
6 years ago

Wow… There’s this whole weird rabbit-hole where apparently Kate Millet’s sister wrote a blog post (on September 2 of this year) that claimed that she went with Kate to a communist pseudo-church service where they all chanted to destroy the american family by promoting promiscuity and homosexuality.

Needless to say that chant and the blog post are now running through all of the conservative and anti-feminist blogs. I wonder how long before far-right-winger politicians and pundits catch a whiff of this.

Shaun DarthBatman Day
6 years ago

Oh, and it’s “muridocracy”, not “matriarchy”, JB.

Cassie's Major Domo
Cassie's Major Domo
6 years ago

a communist pseudo-church service where they all chanted to destroy the american family by promoting promiscuity and homosexuality.

I believe this is the conservative stereotype of what Unitarian Universalist services are like.

Nick
Nick
6 years ago

Does anyone else think she’s confusing fantasy with reality a little too much? Seriously, she is talking about Drow (except for the totalitarianism, Lolth like their society to be in flux more often than that system would allow).

cloudiah
6 years ago

Oddly enough, that Mallory Millett story didn’t get a lot of traction on r/mr.

Give it time. Normally they eat this stuff up.

littlefish
littlefish
6 years ago

Wasn’t there a commandment about this sort of thing? Thou shall not sully the sacred feline form.
You’ll upset the feline ooverlords with such a meme.

Shaun DarthBatman Day
6 years ago

katz, does Pierre have anything to say about this?

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

Just wait until they find out that the governments of each western country have given the Feminist High Council grants to build gulags. We’ll have to build them in secret protests. We don’t want the MRM protesting. We know how good they are at attracting large numbers.

brooked
6 years ago

Attila L Vinczer @Alvhun
@thejudgybitch2 @DavidFutrelle You can’t suck at PR when you blow them away at every turn. They just can’t handle you is all.

She’s a pistol for sure, no doubt providing all ~600 of her followers endless entertainment via Twitter.

Shaenon
6 years ago

The comments on JB’s blog are pretty fun. For a while the conversation gets derailed by a guy who’s racist as well as misogynist and is very pissed off about white women “breeding” with black men (i.e. not him). To be fair, the other posters are not cool with the racism, just the misogyny.

After that there’s an enlightening discussion of what would happen if men vanished from the planet. Everyone agrees that women would immediately die, but there’s some debate as to whether it’s because we’re too stupid or too lazy to survive. Then there’s this guy’s theory:

The problem for most of the women is: Most of these competent, intelligent, “empowered” women mostly aren’t wired to fend for crying women. They don’t have the urge to cuddle them or save them, because there’s nothing they’d get for it. Strangely, of the 15 or so (small sample size rules apply, this is my experience, not statistics people) women I’ve worked laboring and technical jobs alongside, maybe 2 were bi, and one was a dyke. And even then, the dyke was a true roadie, in that all she wanted women for was a quickie, followed by booting them out the door :p

So, the 95% (anally derived statistics ahoy!) or whatever that can’t do anything other than admin crap are all gonna be clawing each others eyes out for a chance to try and manipulate one of the few men left into helping them live. Me, I hope the virus happens to wipe out all the competent ones, and leaves neckbeards who can calculate ThAC0 while composing hentai search terms. Finally, they will have their day, being fought over by trophy wives. For about a month, then cue apocalypse.

There you have it: civilization would collapse without men because women lack sufficient cuddling ability. And of course he’s not the only poster who fantasizes about surviving this hypothetical manpocalypse so he can rule over a harem of desperate, starving women forced to fight for the chance to caress his neckbeard. What a sweet bunch of guys the Ladies Against Feminism attract.

Carlito
Carlito
6 years ago

I, for one, think a brutal matriarchy would be kind of kinky.

GrumpyOldNurse
GrumpyOldNurse
6 years ago

OK, guys! Now I’m pissed! How did JudgyBitch v2.0 (or 3.0, whatevs) find out about the secret plans before I did? WHY IS THE FEMINIST HIGH COUNCIL NOT KEEPING ME UPDATED?????

What is it? Am I not misandering enough? Did they lose my email? WHY???? Should I eat more bonbons? (it would be a horrible sacrifice, but I could, if they want me to)

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

Apparently Attila, like JR can’t grasp what PR actually is. The purpose is not to speak only to your echo chamber while attacking anyone not in your group. PR is meant to reach out to others. That’s why the P stands for public and the R for relations. Words. They mean things.

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

GrumpyOldNurse,

Have you cuckolded a beta male lately? That might be your problem.

Shaenon
6 years ago

These comments are hilarious. Even the one guy bright enough to point out that the Millett thing is obviously fiction still believes in the secret feminist conspiracy:

I’d agree, but they love writing things down. Even their secret agendas are published among themselves, because their own dogma tells them men won’t ever read it anyway. I also really don’t think that whole bit is even vaguely plausible, let alone necessary, because of all the other batshit crazy they spout.

marinerachel
marinerachel
6 years ago

Janet Bloomfield’s butt sure does talk a lot.

Kevin K
Kevin K
6 years ago

If I may be permitted:

Janet — I see the problem. You think that feminists

are seeking superiority and the wholesale destruction of society as we know it to be replaced by a brutal matriarchy in which all women and the remaining men will be subject to totalitarian controls that would make Stalin green with envy.

You’re wrong.

Nice to know I could clear that up for you.

GrumpyOldNurse
GrumpyOldNurse
6 years ago

WWTH – Thank-you, so much! This is what I’ve been doing wrong! Stupid lady brain and my monogamy fetish. To the co-ed gym to cheat with a bored alpha! (a quickie counts, right? ’cause MrGrump went to pick the smalls up at school and I want to bake cupcakes before they get home)

idledillettante
6 years ago

Today Janet Bloomfield and I had a conversation about the men in the FDNY who died responding to the attacks of September 11th. I said:

@thejudgybitch2 The FDNY is 98% male. So to note a sexist disparity in the casualties is only noting the sexism of their hiring practices— Caroline (@idlediletante) September 12, 2014

So she said:

Make it policy that only those hired under lower standards can respond to fires at a feminist house @idlediletante @PJGJ03— Janet Bloomfield (@thejudgybitch2) September 12, 2014

Right. Women are just as strong as men. And toddlers can rationalize like adults. @idlediletante @MT8_9 @PJGJ03— Janet Bloomfield (@thejudgybitch2) September 12, 2014

And also:

@ntolman @idlediletante And the ones that physically can are not interested in difficult, dangerous work— Janet Bloomfield (@thejudgybitch2) September 12, 2014

Never let the reality of sexual dimorphism cloud your ideology @idlediletante @humidpress pic.twitter.com/800Xj4gwMW— Janet Bloomfield (@thejudgybitch2) September 12, 2014

Let's remember this whole conversation is so @idlediletante can blame men from NYFD for 412 male deaths on 9/11 @PJGJ03— Janet Bloomfield (@thejudgybitch2) September 12, 2014

No chicks work there because they are not qualified, Caroline @idlediletante @PJGJ03 Glad you can just be grateful for the men who died— Janet Bloomfield (@thejudgybitch2) September 12, 2014

And that was that.

GrumpyOldNurse
GrumpyOldNurse
6 years ago

@ Kevin K – shhhhh! If she stops saying stoopid stuff we can’t mock her any more!

Flying Mouse
Flying Mouse
6 years ago

@GrumpyOldNurse – Check your spam folder. I’ve been getting my updates via a fake account that’s pretending to be a direct order pharmacy. If there’s a subject line that’s actually advertising a drug for women (or anything that’s not Viagra), that’s it. I think that the FHC’s Office of Information is trying to fly under the radar after all of these obvious security breaches.

GrumpyOldNurse
GrumpyOldNurse
6 years ago

@ Flying Mouse – gottcha!! (wink, wink)

Wait a minute! Are there drugs for women? YOU”RE A SPY!!!!1!!!!

saphy
saphy
6 years ago

@drmrsthemonarch1

I like your picture 😉
Just a few days left!

idledillettante
6 years ago

PS: It was only just now I realized that JB didn’t mean a feminist fire house, but a feminist’s house. And that “rationalization” according to Wikipedia is also known as “making excuses.”

@thejudgybitch2 @MT8_9 @PJGJ03 I don't think that word means what you think it does. http://t.co/X34Cql6sQM— Caroline (@idlediletante) September 12, 2014

idledillettante
6 years ago

PPS: Aw man. my OP’s in moderation. I promise that PS will make sense if it’s approved.

Flying Mouse
Flying Mouse
6 years ago

Have you cuckolded a beta male lately? That might be your problem.

Oh, crap, did they actually go through with that Zero Tolerance policy? I heard that hypergamy might be made compulsory, with penalties for non-compliance, but I didn’t know it was already in effect.

That’s sad news. I don’t like what I’ve heard about these “alpha male” characters. But I must work for the greater good!

marinerachel
marinerachel
6 years ago

She forgot to mention the part about bonbons.

GrumpyOldNurse
GrumpyOldNurse
6 years ago

Is the Zero Tolerance policy about hypergamy really in effect? Dang it! Could I just bang one of the male doctors? would a male nurse count? how about the cute new ward aid? Being a feminist is getting way too hard…

GrumpyOldNurse
GrumpyOldNurse
6 years ago

@ marinerachel – maybe she’s been putting the bonbons in her butt by mistake and that’s why she’s so judgy?

Flying Mouse
Flying Mouse
6 years ago

Wait a minute! Are there drugs for women? YOU”RE A SPY!!!!1!!!!

Nope, nope, I’m totes a lady! And a feminist! I have a Sailor Moon avatar on my Twitter account! I dumped a beta this morning after he bought me a venti pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks! All the SWJ’s love me! Look, over there – it’s a bra!

Now that I have completely defended my credentials as a female, let me tell you about how 4chan has been completely misunderstood recently and how GamerGate has many good points to make, if you can just can those silly little emotions long enough to be rational…

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
6 years ago

Shaenon
Did that guy read what he typed!? Has he even spoke to actual woman before!? It’s amazing that MRAs don’t have a shred of self awareness, empathy, grasp of reality or brain cells for that matter.

Grumpyoldnurse
JB is a spy! We need better security!

Oh no, I don’t know why but I thought of a skit.

Teacher: ok class can anyone tell me what is 2+2?
Jb: 6
Teacher: what?
JB: it’s 6
Teacher: how did you get that answer?
JB: a few classmates told me
Teacher: well they’re wrong. Did you look in your text book on how to add?
JB: it’s 6 I don’t need to look it up, I know what it is
Teacher: all you have to do is count on your fingers and-
JB: Wh***! C***!
Teacher: principles office! now!
JB: fine! Before I go I have one more thing to say!… You suck 24 c***s!
::runs down the hall laughing::

GrumpyOldNurse
GrumpyOldNurse
6 years ago

Well, OK, then, Flying Mouse… You sound totes legit. Very sorry for doubting you.

@ fruitloopsie – how could we possibly improve our security? JB is just too cunning!

maistrechat
6 years ago

I believe this is the conservative stereotype of what Unitarian Universalist services are like.

My first SO was incredibly religious. In an attempt at compromise (I guess? I’m never quite sure why past-me does the things they do) I suggested we go to the UU service sometime instead of their usual fundie Baptist service. They mentioned it to their parents, who reacted by saying, almost word for word, that it was

a communist pseudo-church service where they all chanted to destroy the american family by promoting promiscuity and homosexuality.

They also claimed in all seriousness that Unitarians practice human sacrifice.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
6 years ago

Grumpyoldnurse
We can make up a language that only us will know? I don’t know! We better think up something quick! Our very lives of the matriarchy depend on it!

contrapangloss
6 years ago

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