When I saw this quote from our old friend, A Voice For Men’s repeatedly-banned-from-Twitter Social Media Director Janet Bloomfield, it seemed to me to be so extravagantly confused that even the most confused cat against feminism would be embarrassed to have said it. So I made a new meme for it. Ta da!
Here’s the whole paragraph the quote comes from:
I am often accused of simply not understanding what feminism IS when I dare to criticize it, especially on Twitter. Get a dictionary, blah blah blah whatever. See, here’s the thing: I know exactly what feminism IS and the claim that feminists stand for gender equality is not only outright laughable, I’m beginning to see it as a calculated, deliberate, malicious lie. Feminists damn well know they are seeking superiority and the wholesale destruction of society as we know it to be replaced by a brutal matriarchy in which all women and the remaining men will be subject to totalitarian controls that would make Stalin green with envy.
Not all the remaining men! I have been assured I will be guaranteed a spot in Women’s Country with the other male servitors.
Anyhoo, if anyone else feels inspired to do any meme-ing, there are certainly any number of quotes about feminism from MRAs that might work well for similar graphics. No need to stick with cats. There are any number of animals that might better symbolize confused MRAs, from dung beetles to snakefish to bat guano. Ok, that last one isn’t strictly speaking an animal, but you get the idea.
Thanks for the nightmares from this David …
…A Voice For Men’s repeatedly-banned-from-Twitter Social Media Director Janet Bloomfield…
You know, you would think that an organization would look at the fact that their Social Media director keeps getting banned from Social Media and thinking that there might be a problem in there somewhere.
Oh, let me guess. Has AVFM determined that this is a sure sign that Twitter is part of the great feminist conspiracy, by any chance?
So Stalin wanted to be subject to totalitarian controls? I’m confused.
@Jarred H
Yep. It was the Cake Conspiracy. I don’t know which FemiCoven you belong to, but you really should have gotten an email about it.
https://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2014/08/30/was-janet-judgy-bitch-bloomfield-kicked-off-twitter-for-posting-a-picture-of-a-cake-i-dont-think-so/
The kittehs are not amused.
Well, we always knew that there was a chance our secret plans would be leaked. Time to retreat to our bunkers and sharpen our battle-axes — the war to implement the brutal, repressive matriarchy is finally at hand. Sisters, and lap-poodle manservants, you know what you need to do. Activate PlanGinaTingleSuperiority!
Just trying to keep score: how many times has she been banned from Twitter already? Twice? She’s on the third account now?
My only thought: that poor cat! OMG that poor cat!
I’m now picturing a capybara with a fedora and neck beard. It is adorable and I want one.
I can’t decide if JB cat is creepier than the picture from deergate.
I wish I could unsee both.
Yup, we’re only in it for the money. Lots of money and privilege that will be ours after the Scented Revolution.
Basically, we sold out for those two things: gold and power.
And tickets to the Lavender Ark when the Time of Feminist Deluge comes.
Ok, so, the price was three things: money, power, place on Ark and reproductive rights in future matriarchal harems. Four, we were offered four things to join the Cause.
/DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER/
Just replace “feminism” with “democrats” and “matriarchy” with “communist Marxist fascist welfare utopia” and you’ve got a speech right out of the Tea Party!
But I think it’s safe to ignore her now. Whenever anybody claims she’s a reasonable person with good critiques of feminism, just show them this.
Good thing the MRA crowd does give a shit about silly things like credibility.
I almost feel sorry for these Stepfords. Misogynist women are weird!
SQUEEEE! I love Tepper!
“I am often accused of simply not understanding what feminism IS when I dare to criticize it, especially on Twitter.”
I, for one, am shocked…SHOCKED I say!
“See, here’s the thing: I know exactly what feminism IS and the claim that feminists stand for gender equality is not only outright laughable, I’m beginning to see it as a calculated, deliberate, malicious lie. ”
I think you have “feminsm” confused with the “MRM”. Or “Pinky and the Brain”.
“Feminists damn well know they are seeking superiority and the wholesale destruction of society as we know it to be replaced by a brutal matriarchy in which all women and the remaining men will be subject to totalitarian controls that would make Stalin green with envy.”
No, honey, that’s the plot of “Pinky and the Brain”, except that they are mice and not women. (I knew it was one or the other.)
Also has anyone read “The Fresco”? PURE MISANDRY!
Wow… There’s this whole weird rabbit-hole where apparently Kate Millet’s sister wrote a blog post (on September 2 of this year) that claimed that she went with Kate to a communist pseudo-church service where they all chanted to destroy the american family by promoting promiscuity and homosexuality.
Needless to say that chant and the blog post are now running through all of the conservative and anti-feminist blogs. I wonder how long before far-right-winger politicians and pundits catch a whiff of this.
Oh, and it’s “muridocracy”, not “matriarchy”, JB.
I believe this is the conservative stereotype of what Unitarian Universalist services are like.
Does anyone else think she’s confusing fantasy with reality a little too much? Seriously, she is talking about Drow (except for the totalitarianism, Lolth like their society to be in flux more often than that system would allow).
Oddly enough, that Mallory Millett story didn’t get a lot of traction on r/mr.
Give it time. Normally they eat this stuff up.
Wasn’t there a commandment about this sort of thing? Thou shall not sully the sacred feline form.
You’ll upset the feline ooverlords with such a meme.
katz, does Pierre have anything to say about this?
If katz is taking submissions, Bodsy had a fun Pierre scenario a while back:
https://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2014/09/08/zoe-quinns-screenshots-of-4chans-dirty-tricks-were-just-the-appetizer-heres-the-first-course-of-the-dinner-directly-from-the-irc-log/comment-page-3/#comment-578110
Just wait until they find out that the governments of each western country have given the Feminist High Council grants to build gulags. We’ll have to build them in secret protests. We don’t want the MRM protesting. We know how good they are at attracting large numbers.
She’s a pistol for sure, no doubt providing all ~600 of her followers endless entertainment via Twitter.
The comments on JB’s blog are pretty fun. For a while the conversation gets derailed by a guy who’s racist as well as misogynist and is very pissed off about white women “breeding” with black men (i.e. not him). To be fair, the other posters are not cool with the racism, just the misogyny.
After that there’s an enlightening discussion of what would happen if men vanished from the planet. Everyone agrees that women would immediately die, but there’s some debate as to whether it’s because we’re too stupid or too lazy to survive. Then there’s this guy’s theory:
The problem for most of the women is: Most of these competent, intelligent, “empowered” women mostly aren’t wired to fend for crying women. They don’t have the urge to cuddle them or save them, because there’s nothing they’d get for it. Strangely, of the 15 or so (small sample size rules apply, this is my experience, not statistics people) women I’ve worked laboring and technical jobs alongside, maybe 2 were bi, and one was a dyke. And even then, the dyke was a true roadie, in that all she wanted women for was a quickie, followed by booting them out the door :p
So, the 95% (anally derived statistics ahoy!) or whatever that can’t do anything other than admin crap are all gonna be clawing each others eyes out for a chance to try and manipulate one of the few men left into helping them live. Me, I hope the virus happens to wipe out all the competent ones, and leaves neckbeards who can calculate ThAC0 while composing hentai search terms. Finally, they will have their day, being fought over by trophy wives. For about a month, then cue apocalypse.
There you have it: civilization would collapse without men because women lack sufficient cuddling ability. And of course he’s not the only poster who fantasizes about surviving this hypothetical manpocalypse so he can rule over a harem of desperate, starving women forced to fight for the chance to caress his neckbeard. What a sweet bunch of guys the Ladies Against Feminism attract.