A bitter gamebro wandered into the Men’s Rights subreddit last night to deposit an angry little manifesto on the evils of women and Social Justice Warriors. He didn’t get a terribly friendly reception from the regulars — last I checked he’d been voted down to zero — but his manifesto is such a classic example of self-pitying gamebro misogyny that I sort of felt obliged to bring it to you all here.
Are you sitting comfortably? Good. Then let’s begin.
I am shocked — shocked! — to hear this about the laundry, as the females I live with are quite fastidious about their personal cleanliness, spending a good portion of their waking moments licking their fur coats clean. But they are cats, after all.
The human females I know are mostly slobs, actually, though I can’t claim to be any better myself.
How exactly did the state of one’s laundry come to be a factor in deciding a human being’s worth, anyway?
Also, I’m thinking that “cause I’m a penis, and that’s all I am” would look really good on a t-shirt. Anyone else agree?
Damn elephant seals posing as rocks and then getting annoyed when you, a penguin, hop on them.
RE: blahlistic
Actually, I’m a guy, but I’d be EXTREMELY uncomfortable with that kind of approach. (Me and hubby used to riff on godawful m/m Craigslist ads for fun, which is how Dick the Mennonite got created.) Like, if I just wanted to fuck an anonymous penis, I’d just invest in a goddamn dildo. It wouldn’t rape me, wouldn’t come too fast, and there’d be absolutely no awkwardness!
(But mostly, it wouldn’t rape me. I rig a LOT of my life around avoiding rape or rape triggers.)
*sigh*. I’ve had my own troubles finding gainful employment myself, but I know for a fact that it sure as hell ISN’T because I’m a guy. And I sure as hell don’t blame women for my troubles. Or anyone else.
I’m not quite a total saint myself, but this fellow’s rant just *screams* “self-entitled misogynist asshole” thru and thru.
Vibrators are awesome…
…Prolly should have included the caveat that sending a coochie pic or a dick pic would not work for just any guy.
But photos of your junk would work with enough guys that it would be a viable way of getting casual hookups if that’s what you wanted.
Do note, when I make sweeping generalized statements?
I don’t mean the thing I’m talking about is really, really, always universal. People are weird, unique and complex.
I mean…some people are asexual, and there is NOTHING you could do to sexually entice them, you know?
So I do oversimplify when talking about bunches of people due to TL;DR and laziness.
But that’s a bit weaselly, isn’t it?
In the future I’ll try to add caveat words like “some,” “a portion of,” et cetera.
Oh hell! blockquote screwup…
Vibrators ARE awesome.
I’m in love with this frigging heat sensor vibrator. Basically, the more movement, the more heat produced, the more power the vibrator exerts. It automatically increases or decreases the power setting. Luff it. Aiko by Nobu. Whew.