Well, the denizens of Reddit’s TOTALLY ALPHA Red Pill subreddit have weighed in on the stolen celebrity nude pics that have so many Redditors — and other skeezballs — so excited. And they have some, well, intriguing explanations for why feminists are troubled by the widespread dissemination of stolen nude pictures that were never supposed to be seen by the general public.
In a thread with the lovely title Why are the feminazis so buttdevastated about the leaked nude pics?, a RedPill dude with the lovely handle trpmdsrfggts explains that said feminazis are angry because the pics — some of which show the celebrity women looking like, you know, actual women — are driving down the “price of pussy.”
I’ll let him explain, because his logic is obviously more sophisticated than anything I learned in my pussy economics classes in college:
Wow. That seems completely ass-backwards to me, but what do I know? I’m just a beta or gamma or epsilon or pi or whatever Greek letter it is that dudes like me are.
Others in the thread expand upon this, er, argument. I’m just going to paste some of their comments in, because, honestly, trying to parse their “logic” in order to think of funny things to say about them hurts my brain. (Clicking on any of these pics will get you to the original quote in context.)
Oh, there’s more, so much more, but that’s about all I have time for now, as I need to get back to poppin bottles and, you know, doing whatever else I can to keep up the price of pussy, because, as a male feminist, that’s obviously job number one for me.
I don’t even want to think how happy you are now the whole list is back! 😉
I don’t even want to go there! D:
In breaking news, I think Mads is trying to speak Pigeon. At least, the noises she’s making at the birds on the lawn sound like it.
Ok…cultural anthropology class time…
In hunter-gatherer cultures’ women needed to carry the baby and nurse for 4 years, due to the food that h-g peoples subsist on.
The thing is, it takes calories to do that, and hunter-gatherer women have a hard time keeping in positive caloric balance while breast feeding.
So what guarantees enough substance to feed a baby for awhile? A big fat woman!
This is likely why you have Venus of Willendorf figures and the like…women who could store fat could nurse an infant to the age of weaning.
…Dudebros, Evo-psych isn’t your friend.
I actually cut my hair as a form of birth control. It’s unorthodox, I know — but I don’t have any kids, so there’s that.
I have thin lips so I guess I must be infertile. However my grandmother has the same lips and had 6 kids.
Nobody’s their friend unless you count other dudebros.
Dude says seeing illegally obtained photos means “men have one less reason to think that the average woman hides a supermodel under her clothes.”
I’m SURE this is what men, all men, think.
Of course, in my case it’s true. I hide a supermodel under my clothes, and a couple more in my pockets wrapped in a hankie.
I had that Kate Moss tucked into a buttonhole once, but I think she must have fallen out when I hung my jacket over a chair.
From the show ” absolutely fabulous:”
” Inside me there’s a thin woman absolutely screaming to get out.”
” Justu the one, dear?”
lol. I’d tell you except for the TMI thing. 😀
Yes, totally, except for the ones who think:
<And worst of all we've created an environment where ordinary women don't strive to be pretty.
So, you know, bitches try to pretend there’s a supermodel under their clothes or bitches don’t strive hard enough to be pretty. Either way, bitches.
Skinny jeans are a conspiracy by the misters to prevent women from hiding a supermodel under our clothes (cause she won’t fit, and people would be able to see her elbows and other pointy bits). Since this is how supermodels have mostly been getting around up to this point, using more average women as a sort of impromptu taxi service, this has created a market problem that’s just waiting for an innovative solution which I highly encourage the misters to pursue. They are fond of Underpants Gnomes-style schemes, after all.
@phoenician…you have a sexy brain, so not to worry.
Sorry – my wife makes me stay away from any flirtations which require trepanation kits.
(Not after that last time…)
This post shows a major dysfunction in anti-feminist logic. Rather than trying to grasp the concept that the victims of the leak could simply be hurt/inconvenienced/outraged/mortified by this despicable violation of their privacy, some guys can only make sense of it by making it about the women being upset about a chink in their perfect image. Because, you know, emotions couldn’t possibly be a reason for any action whatsoever.
I tried Naomi Campbell but she kept kicking me with those platform soles.
PIATOR:
How about just an MRI? Come on, show us your gray matter.
When I tried smuggling a supermodel in my maxi dress it was immediately noticed on account of me being short and her legs sticking out of the bottom.
Erlendalvestad: MRAs don’t acknowledge women’s real thoughts and feelings, they fabricate them up out of thin air when it’s convenient. Example: “women are upset at the low value of pussy now” “she is horny for me because she’s playing with her hair/accepting my drink/fighting me off” “feminists hate all men and want to destroy them”.
Wait…so…this, all of this, is you not caring? Wow.
You’re one of these guys who were shocked to find out that women do, in fact, also poop, aren’t you?
The more they think we’re off-putting, the better. Maybe they’ll finally leave us alone. (Yeah, I know, I wish.)
Being invisible to them would be a fine superpower. And no, I would not promise to use it only for good. Muahahahahaha!
Seriously, you guys – where can I get my pussy appraised?
I know, right? God only knows how many pictures they’d distribute if they did care.
“I no cur” is supposed to be a way of communicating indifference. It doesn’t work when you say it while wiping your tears with one hand and wanking with the other.
Bring back the crinoline: you could get a whole catwalk of supermodels under those things.
Damn…blockquote monster (in the form of a typo) got me!
It gets us all eventually, ej! 😀
Is a pussy appraisal something you request at a routine gyne visit? I’m due for STI testing and a Pap smear. Can I get an appraisal while I’m at it?