Well, the denizens of Reddit’s TOTALLY ALPHA Red Pill subreddit have weighed in on the stolen celebrity nude pics that have so many Redditors — and other skeezballs — so excited. And they have some, well, intriguing explanations for why feminists are troubled by the widespread dissemination of stolen nude pictures that were never supposed to be seen by the general public.
In a thread with the lovely title Why are the feminazis so buttdevastated about the leaked nude pics?, a RedPill dude with the lovely handle trpmdsrfggts explains that said feminazis are angry because the pics — some of which show the celebrity women looking like, you know, actual women — are driving down the “price of pussy.”
I’ll let him explain, because his logic is obviously more sophisticated than anything I learned in my pussy economics classes in college:
Wow. That seems completely ass-backwards to me, but what do I know? I’m just a beta or gamma or epsilon or pi or whatever Greek letter it is that dudes like me are.
Others in the thread expand upon this, er, argument. I’m just going to paste some of their comments in, because, honestly, trying to parse their “logic” in order to think of funny things to say about them hurts my brain. (Clicking on any of these pics will get you to the original quote in context.)
Oh, there’s more, so much more, but that’s about all I have time for now, as I need to get back to poppin bottles and, you know, doing whatever else I can to keep up the price of pussy, because, as a male feminist, that’s obviously job number one for me.
It doesn’t really get much stupider than applying market theory, or what they think is market theiry, to free stuff on the interwebs. Hello d00dz! That isn’t what they mean by free market, yanno?
Now those are pictures I’ll want to see!
Also YAY for adopting poor kitty!
Theory, not that other word that isn’t an actual word.
Fibinachi, thank you for a hilarious dissection of the Not Even Wrong-ness of these douchecanoes trying to appropriate economic concepts to make themselves feel smart, when they don’t even understand them. Dunning-Kruger in action!
You’ve already seen some. That little torbie fluffball with the Sasquatch paws? She’s all grown up now, and SO sweet. Even sworn cat-haters love her.
Marinerachel: Where can I get an assessment? I need to know the current value of my pussy, thanks.
Put an image of it on the ICloud with your email address attached, and I’m sure you’ll be informed.
Weirwoodtreehugger: This will create a deflationary boner spiral.
Hey! Stick a trigger warning on that phrase for us males in our mid-40s or above…
Dammit – I slept through almost every pussy economics class. I never should sign up for 8 am classes.
And what’s with these guys and the emphasis on fertility? I wouldn’t trust these assholes to raise bread dough, much less raise a baby.
It reminds me of that “Reproduction” song from Grease 2…they don’t actually care about babies, they’re using it as an excuse to screw something.
@steampunked:
Well, true…sort of.
But that relationship model’s one they selected, and since it neither works for the dudebros or makes sense to anyone else…hard to feel sorry for them.
Boner value is depreciated by vibrator availability, though. Somebody better ban batteries.
Phoenician,
Where do you think you are, Shakesville?
🙂
I know it’s all ridiculous, but this is the worst bit. The general public values Jennifer Lawrence for her ability to entertain them, and to bring a character they like to life, and movie people value her for her ability to make them money by entertaining people. On top of the value decent people give her for being human and presumably a decent person herself.
These losers really do have a superhuman ability to project their own shitty attitudes on to everyone else.
@phoenician…you have a sexy brain, so not to worry.
Oh! I thought you meant this happened right now.
All grown up torbie, yayyyy!
“Couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery” is another phrase that comes to mind.
Totally off topic, but how does Vox Day reconcile practicing Christianity and Pick-Up-Artistry?
…does he take home drunk women and… ruthlessly proselytize them?
Completely irrelevant aside… I don’t know who all here has seen this video (it’s pretty old; I mean, Don LaFontaine still had hair):
Wrong though it would probably be, I would happily donate a chunk of cash to the charity of Mark Elliot’s choice just to hear him do that Cheech Marin speech in his Disney Announcer Guy voice.
So, now that vaginas have been thoroughly debunked and found to be boring and ordinary and worthless, the Red Pillers will stop talking about them, right?
….Right?
I don’t think the aversion therapy is working.
Is anyone else just seeing three comments in the recent comments section?
I’m only seeing two comments, WWTH! I’ve emailed David about it. I think this happened a few months ago, too.
I hope it’s a glitch and not some change WordPress made that nothing can be done about. It’s nice having lots of comments up there since there’s often multiple threads active.
Definitely only seeing three. Only happened like half an hour ago. :/
I feel better about having four comments now. I’d be really superior if I could get a boner. 😉
What in the flying intercourse do lips and flowing hair have to do with reproductive potential? Oh, sorry, nincompoop sexual proclivities apply to all men, everywhere, everytime, thus they must be ingrained in human nature. Everyone knows the Pleistocene cavemen were all about wispy, white Nubile Savages.
In ancient times, hair was thought to be a reproductive organ for women. Maybe this guy is just a holdover from ancient Greece?