Well, the denizens of Reddit’s TOTALLY ALPHA Red Pill subreddit have weighed in on the stolen celebrity nude pics that have so many Redditors — and other skeezballs — so excited. And they have some, well, intriguing explanations for why feminists are troubled by the widespread dissemination of stolen nude pictures that were never supposed to be seen by the general public.
In a thread with the lovely title Why are the feminazis so buttdevastated about the leaked nude pics?, a RedPill dude with the lovely handle trpmdsrfggts explains that said feminazis are angry because the pics — some of which show the celebrity women looking like, you know, actual women — are driving down the “price of pussy.”
I’ll let him explain, because his logic is obviously more sophisticated than anything I learned in my pussy economics classes in college:
Wow. That seems completely ass-backwards to me, but what do I know? I’m just a beta or gamma or epsilon or pi or whatever Greek letter it is that dudes like me are.
Others in the thread expand upon this, er, argument. I’m just going to paste some of their comments in, because, honestly, trying to parse their “logic” in order to think of funny things to say about them hurts my brain. (Clicking on any of these pics will get you to the original quote in context.)
Oh, there’s more, so much more, but that’s about all I have time for now, as I need to get back to poppin bottles and, you know, doing whatever else I can to keep up the price of pussy, because, as a male feminist, that’s obviously job number one for me.
So feminists, who decry unrealistic standards of female beauty, are upset because some women don’t meet these standards? Wut?
That’s why feminists push so hard to have more photoshopping and to make sure society values and judges women strictly based on their looks.
I mean, David has to be quite a lambda male to not have made the connection.
…so two charities turn down the ‘fapping’ donations because feminism-sexual-marketplace-something-something. Right.
Damn! They got me..
The leaked photos of these very attractive woman has lower my vagina value down between 20% to 40%…I going to need an upgrade to keep up.
But in all seriousness this is awful in all levels.
oh good!! http://www.businessinsider.com/waterorg-doesnt-want-reddits-fundraised-money-2014-9
That last comment reminds me of some of the Christian apologetics I’ve read.
The first two paragraphs make sense. The third paragraph, you start off almost agreeing and then it goes off the rails. And then it careens down into an abyss of loopy based on really weird assumptions the author never questions or considers questionable.
I love it when part of their ‘proof’ is that all women (not even just all feminists, but all women entirely) hate porn and prostitution. It’s almost like they’re completely clueless about the fact that this is, in fact, one of the more heavily debated issues inside the feminist movement, precisely because the secondary effects of ANY position tend to get painfully distorted by patriarchal societies.
Oh, wait, MRAs ARE completely clueless, about everything, so that explains it pretty well, actually.
Every time I see these alfalfa male reddit dudebros talking about women as a marketplace item… If it weren’t for the fact I get most of this news from a blog mocking their stupidity, I’d be losing a lot of faith in humanity.
(And I’m reminded of Cheech Marin’s bit in “From Dusk to Dawn”, which in no way belongs on a feminist blog)
Turns out what has actually dropped is Apple stock by 4%.
Every day I regret more and more not trying to get on that one-way rocket to Mars.
thebewilderness: Turns out what has actually dropped is Apple stock by 4%.
But they investigated themselves and found themselves totally innocent…
There is a certain irony in the fact that these d00dz seem to have missed one of the significant subtexts of the Hunger Games starring, you guessed it, Jennifer Lawrence.
Beauty base zero, anyone, Bueller?
Is it just me or does it sound like they enjoy spending time with their own hands more than they enjoy having sex with actual, real life women?
Their claim is that they can get their gratification from the photos now, instead of from actual women. To which, I say, “Enjoy your loneliness.” Women don’t want to sleep with men who view them as a commodity that can be replaced by photos.
>rimshot!<
Meanwhile, if they want REALLY cheap pussy, they could just do what I did and adopt a homeless kitten that came meowing at my door.
There’s an assumption running through all of that Reddit drivel that all men have seen these pictures and they really had no choice but to see the pictures, They had to accept these so-called “goods.” Nobody suggests that perhaps they should have not looked at the illegally leaked pictures in the first place.
lessee…”The typical femicunt [sic] fully believes that unworthy men looking at her without her permission is a crime against humanity.”
If you’re looking at stolen private photographs, then you do NOT have her permission, and that demonstrates your unworthiness. So does the epithet.
Cassie’s Major Domo, I know about these photos because is all over the place but not even curiousity allowed me to sneak a peek at them…I think it will be once more violating the victims.
They need to pretend that receiving stolen goods is not a crime.
So these guys are simultaneously claiming to be alpha — implying that they have sex at and/or with a lot of women — while also claiming to, basically, have no idea what real, honest-to-goodness women’s bodies look like. If it’s a big revelation to discover that celebrities *gasp* LOOK LIKE PEOPLE, then you are incredibly out of touch with reality.
And they’re doing all this scoffing and posturing against the backdrop of blatant sexual exploitation. It’s like they’ve entered some kind of competition to see who can be the biggest slimebucket on the internet.
There’s just an incredible sense of entitlement going on with these Red Pill assholes: “I am attracted to a beautiful famous woman, and therefore she owes me nude photos.”
thebewilderness, just don’t point that out to them…being in the ignorant bubble is bliss.
“It is instead for real men to decide what women are worthwhile.”
Oh fer fucksakes. Hasn’t it ALWAYS been? It’s just that they’ve always tended to “decide” with which way their boners happen to be pointing. That’s not OUR fault.
I just don’t understand how they don’t see that posting, viewing and sharing these stolen photos is a violation of privacy. People take photos all the time and you are not always entitled to see them. Amazingly enough, people take photos for many, many reasons and most of them are not to meant satisfy the boners of creepers on the internet.
I’m just going to leave this here. I feel like we all need some brain bleach after those comments.
And what is this idea that all woman are apposed to porn and prostitution. personally porn is not my cup of tea but I not against anyone that does enjoyed watching it, and I think prostitution should be legal ( acourse with consenting adults).