A prostate cancer charity has returned $6000 to donors from Reddit because it doesn’t want to be associated with their toxic money. Chalk this up as another proud day for Reddit.
So here’s the story: With Reddit emerging, over the past several days, as one of the central distribution hubs for a vast cache of stolen nude pictures of assorted celebrities – including not only an adult Jennifer Lawrence but at least two celebs who were underage when their photos were taken – one Redditor thought he saw a way for the newly created TheFappening subreddit to spin itself as a public-minded enterprise rather than as a large-scale enabler of criminal activity: why not take a few minutes off from frantic masturbation to raise a few bucks for charity?
The charity chosen for this PR stunt was the Prostate Cancer Foundation – the joke being that Jennifer Lawrence is already supporting prostate health as the unwitting supplier of nude pics of herself, because masturbation can help to reduce prostate cancer. Hilarious. So one Redditor set up a page on the Prostate Cancer Foundation’s website in the name of TheFappening, to raise money in her “honor.”
In less than a day, the subreddit had raised $6000, which might sound impressive at first glance, but which sounds decidedly less so when you consider that TheFappening has signed up more than 100,000 subscribers and generated millions of page views since being founded only a few days ago. This was enough to get TheFappening listed as the top fundraiser on the PCF’s home page.
At least until the Foundation, not wanting to be used for propaganda purposes by a bunch of skeezy assholes, shut down TheFappening’s fundraising page and returned the tainted cash, declaring that “[w]e would never condone raising funds for cancer research in this manner.”
Naturally, Redditor’s fappers were outraged.
Meanwhile, another Redditor put up a petition on Change.org begging the CEO of the Breast Cancer Research Foundation to take their money:
Our donations were refused due that it was being raised in an inappropiate manner. Which is not the case. We wanted to give back and are willing to donate if you will let us. We want consent so we are not wasting our time. Even though the donations were first formed out of humor the number of donations kept coming in and were about to trend even more. This is due to us wanting to show the community that we care and will put our money where our mouths are. So please “TAKE OUR MONEY!!!”.
The top comment on the petition page:
Oh, Redditors, will you ever understand how terrible you are? There are things worth more than your $6000. Like, for example, not being associated with your bullshit. Indeed, had the Foundation taken the money, the resulting PR disaster of being connected with you assholes would have likely cost them a lot more than $6000 in donations. As it stands, the Foundation’s reputation remains intact, and it’s likely to get some extra donations for taking a principled stand.
Indeed, if you would like to donate to the foundation to help fund prostate cancer research and reward the charity for its stand, the donation page is here.
Over on TheFappening, some of the regulars decided to move on to a new charity, Water.org, which has also reportedly refused their money.
But before Water.org caught on to what the Redditors were doing, the “fappers” celebrated the fact that an anonymous Redditor was briefly honored as a “featured donor” on Water.org’s website. One Redditor posted this meme, with the comment “that’s right buddy.”
Naturally, other Redditors responded to the meme with masturbation jokes:
Elsewhere in the same thread, other TheFappening regulars joked about the fact that the pictures they were all “fapping” to together included actual child porn. After one “fapper” noted that the anonymous Redditor’s donation was bigger than the donation of another “featured donor,
” a “little girl,” this edifying discussion ensued:
Reddit: where the terrible meet to celebrate one another’s terribleness.
[EDIT: I updated several paragraphs about Water.org to acknowledge that the charity is now reportedly refusing money from Reddit’s fappers, and added a link to PCF’s donation page.]
[EDIT 2: I corrected the bit about the petition, which is directed at the Breast Cancer Research Foundation, not the Prostate Cancer Foundation.]
I think I’m gonna be sick. Ugh.
I second that, Aylin. ugh.
“We want consent…” Stop. Think for a minute about what you just wrote.
(heads all the desks)
Kudos to the PCF for taking a principled stand and boo on the fappers for being, well, what they are.
Slight correction: the change.org petition is asking for a breast cancer org to take the money that the PCF wouldn’t take. Hence all the “tatas” comments. Stay classy, Reddit.
This is so gross. Good on the PCF, although that’s not to say that water.org is wrong for taking their money; as a volunteer for a non-profit myself, I can certainly understand the position that money is money.
This is disgusting… I think I’ll skip dinner. :/
Aces when real world rejection drops on anon internet shitheads
So, is this the official stance of Reddit: “Yes, we will help men (and only men*), but only if it happens at the expense of a woman.”
But they’re certainly not misogynists, oh no.
*Transpeople and non-binary people still don’t exist in asshole land, in case you were wondering.
I love puns, but their power must be used for good!
On that note, what a bunch of wankers.
If I ever need to induce vomiting, I’ll just pop over to Reddit. They’re better than syrup of ipecac for making people nauseous.
‘What do you mean you wont accept money from Evil Crime Syndicate?! How dare you disrespect my rights!’
Also, HA! FUCKING SERVES THEM RIGHT! THOUGHT THEY WERE BEING SO SNEAKY AND LIVING IN A CONSEQUENCE FREE WORLD! IT TAKES A CHARITY TO TEL THEM NO?! REDONKS.
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Lea: Indeed, my first thought on upon seeing this was that old “I Barf’d” cat macro. 😐
Oh, poor redditors over at the Fappening. The PCF won’t take their donations and make them feel better about their decision to host illegally obtained photos of naked, celebrities, some of whom are underage. How will they ever convince themselves that what they’re doing is noble and just now?
Anyone want to start up a collection for the Prostate Cancer Foundation to make up for the hit they’re taking for their principled stand?
“A charity thinks we’re so repugnant they won’t even accept our money. The fault must lie … with the charity”. Arse-Backwards Land – not even fun for a holiday.
It’s bad enough that they’re disseminating illegally obtained nude photos without consent, but what’s really weird is that they are also demanding legitimacy and respect and turning the whole thing into a Cause.
“VALIDATE MY UNETHICAL CRIMINAL ACTIVITY, YOU FUCKING CHARITY ASSHOLES”
Well, that’s ironic. Water.org provides access to safe, unpolluted water, while Redditors spend their days pooping in the internet and making everyone sick.
Anarchonist:
Yep, pretty much. These are really horrible people.
No. No, they’re not. They’re saying that, as an above-the-board charity, they will not accept donations made in the name of stolen nude pictures of underage actresses. That is what they are saying. You redditors, on the other hand, are trying to turn this into a case of “people dying from cancer” rather than what it really is: redditors posting stolen nude pictures of underage actresses.
I really don’t know how they can get any worse.
Please tell me these are all 13-year-old boys. Please?
I would think that the point where you say to someone, “Here, take my money for free.” and they reply “No, because you’re horrible.” is the point where you should go home and think about your life decisions.
Let me expand on that…if I were an employer and I discovered that one of my male employees were engaging in this behavior, he’d be out the door so fast his head would spin.
I’m talking “call security and escort him out the door” fast. As well as “confiscate his work computer and seal his office” fast. Including “your personal belongings will be shipped to you with your last paycheck, minus expenses if we find porn on your computer/in your office” fast. And “there better not be child porn here, because if there is, we’re calling the cops” fast.
How can these guys possibly think that what they are doing is even remotely acceptable in any society? Polite or otherwise?
I get that young teens don’t exactly have a fully working moral/ethical system, especially with regards to their self-pleasuring routines — but anyone older than about 16 should know better. And if you have resources to donate to a charity, well, that implies you acknowledge that what you’re doing is the moral equivalent of peeking under bathroom stalls. And that you’re darn well old enough to know to not engage in such behavior.
I can’t help but laugh at the fact that moot (guy who runs 4chan) and the mod team are handling this shit better than Reddit by banning anyone who posts the leaked images and implementing a DCMA take down process to deal with this sort of shit in the future.
(Now if he’d start purging the gross racists and sexists from the non-gulag boards it would be great)