Over in the Men’s Right’s subreddit, one new Social Injustice Warrior is weary, worn down by fighting the Bad Fight against the “Sarkeesian feminists” on Twitter. And what better way to convey one’s weariness than with a melodramatic monologue?
So he posted this:
In the AgainstMensRights subreddit, one of the regulars felt that Maring_’s existential lament was good enough to deserve a dramatic reading. Two AMRistas responded to the challenge. Here’s one of their readings, complete with swelling music at the end:
Stirring indeed!
I went back over Maring_’s Reddit history to see what kind of heroic work he has been doing to fight the Sarkeesian feminists of the world. I would report on some of that, but I found his insights into sexuality to be far more interesting.
For example, he shared these thoughts about his sexual prowess with the regulars in r/celebs:
And these thoughts about his multicultural sexual preferences:
As well as these observations about the redoubtable Marlene Dietrich:
![Maring_ 2 points 4 days ago what a colossal babe. I'd bring the ruckus to that bitch's pussy. permalink save report give gold reply [–]rpilek [S] 2 points 4 days ago I agree, I also find her very sexy. permalink save parent report give gold reply [–]Maring_ 2 points 4 days ago I'd run that bitch's ass into the ground](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/maring4.png?resize=426%2C265&ssl=1)
Meanwhile, in a thread in r/movies on the death of Richard Attenborough, he left these kind words:
Rest up, weary Redditor! It can be difficult to bring so much ruckus to the world.
@Lea
I also went immediately to Uncle Ruckus. Which led to a very entertaining (to me) mental image of Uncle Ruckus as a sex referee. Or maybe commentator, I’m not sure which would be better.
http://youtu.be/cbfGkiecl2M?t=19s
And this… individual either is married already or plans to be — along with cheating on his wife, even if “only” with a prostitute (and thus a condom), poor thing…
The moral values of MRA continue to, erm, impress.
The hate fantasy echo chamber he’s been supping from and the reactions of average people when they see MRA “activism” (hate/harassment) are not matching up…a MRA existential crisis…
I thought Hoobsher’s reading was more captivating, but the music on this one was a nice touch.
Is “Social Injustice Warrior” a new term? It seems like a good parody, and I’d kind of like it to catch on.
I suspect he’s only been “bringing quite the ruckus” to his left hand – which, incidentally, is nothing to be ashamed of and certainly preferable to him being anywhere near a woman. Also, I really don’t think he needs to worry about cheating on a wife because well… some fantasies are more realistic than others.
Probably for the same reason MRAs think feminists need to drop everything and devote all of their energies toward solving the problems of men in Western society. More than likely he can’t see beyond the tip of his own nose, and doesn’t comprehend that movements exist to address specific problems, and not Every Problem In the Universe, Ever, Especially the Ones That Affect Straight Cisgender White Able-bodied Men.
If he cared about doing something about inequality in custody awards in divorce, he would research the roots of that problem and try to change them in society so that the inequality would reduce or resolve. Instead he expects everyone who isn’t him to do that work for him, while he sits back and reaps the rewards.
I have to agree the defeat this guy is feeling has some moments of clarity (along with projection and self-pity).
Namely, yes, the “Men’s Right Movement/Anti-Feminist Movements” really does have support inside it’s tiny little echo chamber (even far-right organizations that may share some of their views probably find them distasteful). The larger culture is becoming more femminist, albeit slowly and painfully.
What he misses is that the MRAs have no support as, essentially, they’re a group of misogynists. They’re basically an ill-defined hate group.
He even notes that the association of father’s rights with MRAs hurts that issue.
I wonder how/if this guy will evolve, if at some point he’ll realize (as have other people) that he was living inside an echo chamber, exploited by it’s leadership, and it achieved nothing. I wonder how many MRAs facing reality might feel like this guy and wonder.
What can I say, sometimes I get hopeful.
@AcidTrial I’m totally with you.
And may I add, what a class act this gentleman is.
Men like this don’t want to be good in bed. For them, an optimal sexual encounter is one where the man gets off and the woman not only doesn’t, but experiences discomfort or pain.
And then they laugh and point and generally mock the woman for getting fooled.
Probably no one wants to know this, but Beloved and I had lubrication trouble one time and it was no fun for anyone. I don’t get how anyone would enjoy that kind of thing.
I checked out his brief outreach to the LGBT subreddit. This charmer did as well as you might expect.
(note: The comments in quotes is a poster Maring I’d responding to.)
Two responses from a meany pants gay man.
“LGBT rights organizations historically has been aligned with feminist groups “, OMG Sarkeesian Feminists have brainwashed gay men! Damn those all-powerful SJWs!
This fellow who provides ruckus,
Knows not where to train focus.
His over exuberance
With his protuberance
Makes women say “Keep off my tucus!”
That’s exactly what I was thinking. The MRM will never be able to do intersectionality because they think being an ally means “I get to expect a marginalized group with their own injustices to fight needs to stop and focus on me and do all my work while I continue to do nothing but harass women on twitter.”
Next up, Maring asks black activists to quit fighting against police brutality and prosecutorial racial biases because occasionally the criminal justice system oppresses rapists by punishing them.
The “raw in five minutes” caused me pain of remembrance for the time I tried to pleasure myself without being properly lubricated. Ouch. This guy is so gross.
Sadly… its really not just guys who want women to not enjoy sex who think this way. I’ve heard cis guys who think they’re the tops in the sack and think they can get women off with just their Manly Wonder Meat™ say that kind of shit. They think its good and proof that thet were good in bed and rocked the woman’s world.
Oh my furrinati. What an idiot.
Solipsist much? No one said he personally runs the whole world. The poster straight cis men as a group do. Not the same thing.
He charged into a space that wasn’t intended for him to demand that they stop and focus on his pet issues and then he demands an apology when the people there understandably didn’t bite. Wow. No wonder he’s tired. I’ve seen toddlers post tantrum. They often need a nap. Tantrums are exhausting.
The “hole is hole” post had some humorous responses.
Literally!
Blockquote Monster got me twice in one thread. Much shame.
One more try.
I think he meant, “it’s reddit, why not lie?”.
As does the charming “straight up ask them up for pussy” courting technique.
Why would anyone lie on the internet? No one has ever done that before!
Meaning, “I rudely demanded, they naturally rejected, and so I broke out the ol’ Fleshlight.”
I figuratively fucked 2000+ women last year.
Bina, when he complains about feminists being racist, I’d bet a figurative $1 million that he means “racist” towards white people. Or white men anyway. It seems like most of the time when Redditors complain about racism that’s what they mean.
Wow, 5 minutes of what sounds like incredibly unpleasant sex. Sounds…. no, sorry, I can’t manage the sarcasm today.
It’s astounding to me how many men think so highly of their penis and, consequently over estimate its ability to please a woman and also it’s desirability. I’ve also found that those who overstate said desirability or base their woman pleasing tactics off porn are incredibly awful in bed. I mean… watching tv or playing Candy Crush while they thrust away in futility, grunting pathetic porn dialogue, because he thinks it turns women on. Yeah…