I don’t usually post raw videos from the insufferable assholes I write about on this site because, well, they’re insufferable assholes, and listening to them smugly opine about shit they’re completely ignorant about is generally about as entertaining as, you know, GirlWritesWhat videos. (I know, that’s a bit circular, but I really couldn’t come up with anything more insufferable than that.)
Anyhoo, I’ve broken my rule and posted this video because the two guys who made this video — the would-be filmmaking duo of jordanowen42 and Davis Aurini — are so over-the-top in their insufferable assholism that it’s actually kind of perversely charming.
You see, these two woman-hating YouTube blabbers — the first a belligerent doofus whose apartment is nearly as unkempt as mine, the other a sort of PUA version of Anton LaVey — are pitching what they claim will be an important new documentary exposing the evil “Social Justice Warrior” agenda of evil women and traitor men like Anita Sarkeesian, Zoe Quinn, and, well, I can’t remember the names of any of the men. It’s called The Sarkeesian Effect. And they want your money to fund it.
Their promised “feature-length documentary” will be a powerful work of investigative journalism that will give a voice to the voiceless — to the “silent majority” of, well, angry white dudes who spend whatever time they don’t spend playing video games posting obnoxious and abusive comments about Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn to YouTube and Reddit and eleven zillion other websites that cater to them.
In other words, this is the loudest “silent majority” I’ve ever run across.
But these are guys who love to pretend that their bold thoughts are being silenced, and PUA Anton LaVey Davis Aurini happily panders to their persecution complex:
Don’t let these people silence us. Your contribution will be a defiant strike against the degeneration and corruption that is going on in this world.
The word “degeneration” helps remind us that Aurini considers himself a part of the neo-Nazi-lite “Dark Enlightenment.”
Anyway, they argue that you should send them lots of money, because PUA Anton LaVey’s suits can’t be cheap you’ll be striking a blow for every dude who’s ever called Anita Sarkeesian a “whore” in a YouTube comment. Well, they don’t literally put it that way, but, you know, come on. That’s what they mean.
And hey, who wouldn’t trust this dude with their hard-earned cash?
I found this video hilarious from start to finish. Stick with it at least until, a little after 6 minutes in, PUA Anton LaVey Aurini lights up his second cigarette, showing what a devil-may-care attitude he has by mumbling his lines with a cigarette in his mouth as he fiddles with his lighter.
Yep, that’s the kind of quality investigative journalism you can expect from these two.
Ham and cheese Hot Pockets, and Mountain Dew Game Fuel. They act like 12-year-olds; I suspect they eat like them, too.
Emilygoddess,
The list of things that people who bought Aurini’s book also purchased is particularly hilarious.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Way-Men-Jack-Donovan/dp/0985452307/ref=pd_sim_b_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=12QYDNTZY72JTGFCD9XA
http://www.amazon.com/Enjoy-Decline-Accepting-Living-United/dp/1480284769/ref=pd_sim_b_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=12QYDNTZY72JTGFCD9XA
OK, I didn’t realize they’d post as giant images. Sorry.
Much more realistic than the other giant images we had on here, recently!
Ah, sorry to have missed the troll fun!
No, wait, no I’m not. Wow, I actually miss Woody.
Ah, the “Dark Enlightenment”! Every time I hear about this semi-fascistic bowel movement, I want to urge its members to watch the 2010 movie Black Death. Because that is a pretty good idea of the Medieval-era “enlightenment” they espouse: a wonderful world of intolerance, torture, cruelty, ignorance, and early death.
Wait, is that Aaron Clarey book cover just taken from one of those quickie online inspirational poster generators? Hilarious! Wow, this fellow is probably the next Thomas Ligotti!
I have limited HTML knowledge and I can’t see anything in the links you posted that would make the images pop up like that. Obviously WordPress has some code going on behind the scenes that we mere users don’t have any control over.
I think “Enjoy the Decline” has shown up on my Amazon recommendations. I enjoy a good post-apocalypse, but outside of teen lit, the genre is inundated with preppers writing about what they
hopethink will happen “WTSHTF”. And I’d even read one of those, if I ever found one with decent reviews. But looking at those takes you to “also boughts” which are actual prepper books. I read some prepper stuff back when I was having major anxiety about global economic/ecological collapse, and they apparently skew heavily to the right politically.…Add in that it’s in camouflage and paint. But yes. That’s why they deliberately sleep-deprive people in bootcamp.
What’s really funny is that the link for “The Way of Men” has the last sentence in the review asking if the reader had ever wished for one day as a lion. If you had ever watched a nature documentary, I think you’d be thankful for NOT being a lion…
Quick! Someone smarter than me, post that GIF of the lionesses attacking the male lion!
This reminds me of that guy who “exposed” The SPLC a few years back. Granted that guy was a actual professional at some point. The Bald guy looks like the love child of Lex Luthor and Stephen Moylenex (or whatever is name is.) also David you could not find anything more insufferable because a GirlWritesWhat videos is the most insufferable thing in the universe..
The “Dark Enlightenment” phrase always makes me think that I should be looking out for a Sith.
Blahtastic: (…It would make more sense if her boobs were much longer and much stretchier, she could simply beat people up with her breasts, then…) (TRIPLE BOOB ATTACK! HAI!)
Ask, and it shall be shown to you
I think “Dark Enlightenment” sounds like an excellent dark chocolate confection with a smooth taste that goes very well with Shiraz.
Oh, and outdoors, in whatever weather, no fire.
@ Cassie’s Major Domo – I like your insight and wish to subscribe to your newsletter…
@ blahlistic – isn’t that part of why the USSR trained so many women as snipers for WWII? They thought that women would be more cold resistant?
This is the description of Enjoy the Decline
Lol.
Here’s the misandry lioness gif
http://media.tumblr.com/ed749a8637eaea0f05cfa38fc60bc0cf/tumblr_inline_mid93zOts71qz4rgp.gif
It’s a broadsheet called The Off-White Enlightenment, published biannually and advocates an autocratic government composed entirely of ragdoll cats.
YOUR OVERLORD
Ah, there’s was supposed to be a photo there. Can’t do the HTML thing accurately all the time.
Okay, I need to read this thread but this made me laugh so hard:
That now I need to watch the video.
Look, I already read H. P. Lovecraft. You got anything else to offer me? Then Yog-Sothoth off.
I like this shiranui from okami. It’s a great game!
http://youtu.be/bcHWkDKq_RQ
SQUEEEEE!!!!! Thanks, WWTH!
Cassie’s Major Domo for new Overlord!!!
I’m actually a little disappointed these guys are for real and aren’t doing a parody of MRAs. They act and talk exactly like they stepped out of a Mr. Show skit.
Two questions, Why do MRM and right wingers lover western civilization so much, I mean it clearly is not any better or worse then Eastern Civilization?
also less seriously why have MRAs not picked up on the hyena as their go to misandry animal ?